Chapter 269 Go to the chicken with the emperor
"Oh, I'll see!" Zhao Ji took the ** Heart Sutra and looked through it.
"Eun, this is good, this is good! Your Majesty, you can flip it back again, and there's even better in the back! Wang Lun said obscenely.
"Really? Then I'll take a look. When Zhao Ji was talking to Wang Lun, he never looked up, and his eyes kept staring at the gold ** Heart Sutra in his hand.
"Ah, there's this, you can still play like this! Wow, this is ...... No, this kind of play is absolutely not going to work! Zhao Ji muttered.
What's not to do?
Wang Lun was curious, so he leaned over to take a look.
Hehe, Wang Lun snickered in his heart, it turned out that this thing was turned to the back to see the movements of the two men and one woman.
Wang Lun was so amused that he almost burst out laughing.
Zhao Ji looked at it for a while and said, "That's it, you can accompany me to the master today, and let's discuss the ideal of life together!" ”
No, this product is really ready to learn!
However, there are more than 200 concubines in this harem, one a day, and it can't be turned twice a year.
I'm afraid the body of this thing is not so good!
Hehe, maybe it's really not, isn't that asking me to help?
Wouldn't I be tired?
But I like it!
"Yes! Your Majesty. Wang Lun hurriedly said.
"Alright, let's go!" Zhao Ji said.
"Yes, Your Majesty, please!" Wang Lun hurriedly said.
"Wang Lun, you are wrong, it should be Zhao Gongzi!" Zhao Ji looked at Wang Lundao.
"Zhao Gongzi, please!" Wang Lun immediately changed his words.
"Hehe, Prince Wang, please!" Zhao Ji said with a lewd smile.
In this way, Wang Lun followed the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty and began his first experience of visiting the kiln.
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Lin Chong was pressed all the way by Dong Chao and Xue Ba, and felt weak, so he said to the two: "Two poor brothers, can we take a rest here and eat something, and bring a roast chicken to Zai Xia from my father-in-law, and put it in my bag." ”
Dong Chao looked at Lin Chong and said, "Sect Leader Lin, you are also a sect leader, why can't you walk this way?" Let's hurry up, it's getting dark, we're going to the front to close. ”
Lin Chong had no choice but to continue dragging his tired body and moving forward step by step.
Although he is a leader, his martial arts are world-renowned. However, he was killed fifty times in prison (this is for fear that the prisoner's physical fitness is too good, and there is no way for the two guards to take him on the road.) Hence the fight. There is no scar on the rod on the buttocks, and along the way, not only did they take Xing Jia and carry their own salutes, but Dong Chao and Xue Ba actually hung their luggage on Lin Chong's neck, which means that Lin Chong's body was carrying nearly 100 catties of items at this time.
"I said Lin Jiaotou, can we go faster, when can we get to Cangzhou so slowly?" Xue Ba shouted from the side.
"Hurry up, Lin Jiaotou, you don't have to grind, why don't you go to Cangzhou one day earlier, and you should pay the errand one day earlier!" Dong Chao also shouted on the side.
"Two bad brothers, I really can't walk!" Lin Chong wanted to cry without tears, thinking that he was a leader of the 800,000 forbidden army, but he couldn't walk with this weight, not to mention that others were himself, and he didn't believe it!
"Hmph, Sect Leader Lin, don't make fun of our brothers, our brothers can still walk, let alone you." Xue Ba is not yin or yang on the side.
"Yes, yes, yes, Lin Chong try to go as fast as possible, that is!" Lin Chong said helplessly.
Soon, it was getting dark.
Dong Chao and Xue Ba scolded and scolded: "What a fuck, such a little road, it has come to this hour, Lin Jiaotou, you did it on purpose, you deliberately want our brothers to live in the wilderness tonight, right?" How about you escape? ”
"No, no, the two big brothers misunderstood, Lin Chong just try to go as fast as possible!" Lin Chong hurriedly compensated no.
After a short time, several people came to a small shop and asked for a room.
In the evening, Dong Chao and Xue Ba cooked a pot of hot soup and said to Lin Chong: "Lin Jiaotou, come on, come on, our brothers are tired of walking today, you see that these feet are blistered, and this waist can't bend, you can do it to help us wash our feet, and then we will also help you wash your feet in a while, what do you think?" ”
Lin Chong thought about it, it was indeed very tiring to walk all the way, everyone helped each other wash their feet, it's okay!
immediately went to fetch a plate of hot water and helped the two wash their feet.
After washing their feet, Dong Chao and Xue Ba really invited Lin Chong to sit down, and then went to make a plate of hot soup and said, "Lin Jiaotou, we will wash your feet now." ”
Lin Chong hurriedly said, "I'll do it myself!" ”
Xue Ba said to this Lin Chong: "Oh, our brothers and I helped you wash your feet, could it be that I wronged you?" I haven't been so nice to my wife at home, so you can enjoy it! ”
Saying that, he glanced at Dong Chao, grabbed one of Lin Chong's legs, and stuffed it into the steaming boiling water.
"Ahh
Lin Chong gritted his teeth in pain, but Dong Chao and Xue Ba refused to let go.
Finally the two let go of their hands, and when Lin Chong lifted his feet, he saw that his feet were full of blisters. Lin Chong's aching feet didn't dare to touch the ground.
"Sect Leader Lin, you can't blame us, this big night, if we fall asleep, wouldn't it be troublesome for you to run away? We have to make this decision, of course, this is not for you alone, every assassin will be like this! ”
Xue Ba looked at Lin Chongdao.
"Lin Chong will never run, don't worry!" Lin Chong gritted his teeth and said.
"You said you wouldn't run, who would believe you if you couldn't run?" Dong Chao raised his head and said.
"Well, we'll tie you to this table and close the door so we can hear if you run, right?" Xue Ba's eyes turned.
"Okay!" Lin Chong said helplessly.
Dong Chao took a thick rope and tied Lin Chong to the table with Xue Ba, and then said, "Sect Leader Lin, okay, you can rest, we should rest too!" ”
Saying that, the two took out the wine and food, ate and drank for a while, and then went to bed.
The next morning, Dong Chao and Xue Ba got up for breakfast, untied Lin Chong, and said, "Sect Leader Lin, it's time for us to go on the road!" ”
Lin Chong hurriedly pleaded: "Two poor brothers, I haven't eaten a drop of rice until last night, can you allow me to eat something before leaving?" ”
Dong Chao looked at Xue Ba and said, "It's true, I forgot about Lin Jiaotou when I got up in the morning, okay, let Lin Jiaotou eat something first, and then let's go on the road." ”
Xue Ba looked at the sky and said, "Well, it's okay, but Sect Leader Lin, you have to hurry!" This time doesn't wait for anyone, or else, I'll ask you for two steamed buns, you eat while walking, what do you think? ”
"This ......" Lin Chong looked at the Xing Jacket on his body and said, "But it's inconvenient for me to eat with this Xing Frame?" (To be continued.) )
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