Wu Zhi said: "Take a look at your tricks of going into the oil pot, burning talismans, catching ghosts and driving away evil spirits, if my precious niece is happy to see it, she will send you a big signboard back, how about calling you a living immortal this time?" ”

Daoist Lin said repeatedly: "You can say whatever you want, don't villains all listen to you old?" He turned his head and smiled at her: "The princess is the first time to come to Xiaoguan?" If you want to see what the villain is doing, just say it. ”

She was a little confused by the huge contrast between Daoist Lin's contempt, but after listening to Daoist Lin's words, she already knew that he had no impression of herself, and naturally she didn't know how arrogant and rude he was to himself before.

Wu Zhi suddenly smiled and said, "In this way, you bring those family items and let my niece see what I can do." Hearing Wu Zhi's words, Daoist Lin hesitated slightly, and Wu Zhi immediately sank his face and said lightly: "What, have you been an immortal for a long time?" Cooking yourself? ”

Daoist Lin shuddered, didn't dare to say anything more, and made a thousand jokes in a low voice, and quickly retreated.

"Uncle Huang, he ...... You ......" She is usually quiet in front of people, but today's events are really beyond her expectations, and she looked at Wu Zhi in surprise, but she didn't know what to ask.

Wu Zhi said with a smile: "Uncle has eaten the elixir and has reached the realm of heavenly immortals, how can these little earth immortals be in my eyes?" ”

She was full of suspicion, but she really couldn't explain the situation in front of her, so she could only wait with her eyes wide open to watch Uncle Huang's performance.

After a while, Daoist Lin came in, and seven or eight small Taoist priests behind him moved into the incense stove, oil pot and other household items, and then bowed down and retreated, but his heart was secretly wondering, your king has a big face, the master once said that immortal art can not be easily shown, but look at today's posture, it is clear that it is going to perform for your king.

Wu Zhi snuggled his mouth slightly towards Daoist Lin, pointed to the iron pot, Daoist Lin was stunned for a moment, then he understood, he was busy adding firewood to make a fire, and watched Daoist Lin become a servant again in a blink of an eye, after all, he was a child, and couldn't help but giggle, Wu Zhi secretly put his finger to his mouth and "shh

"Your king Chitose, you see that this heat is almost over." Lin Daoshi stood up, his face was already covered in black ash.

She looked into the pot, and the golden hot oil was tumbling, looking very terrifying.

Wu Zhi said: "Good niece, look at my uncle's ability." Walking to the side of the oil pot, he put his hand in with a big grin, and in the screams of Xuan, Wu Zhi smiled and said, "Lin Laodao, am I a few points better than you?" When you get into the oil pot, you are reciting some tips to avoid fire, and the level is lower. ”

Daoist Lin smiled bitterly and nodded silently.

After Wu Zhi took out his hand, Yu Yu couldn't help but rush over and pick up Wu Zhi's big hand to look left and right, but there was no burn.

"Uncle Huang, what are you ......" She looked at the hot oil pot again, and her heart palpitated, although she didn't believe that Daoist Lin was an immortal, she felt that Daoist Lin's various methods had other tricks, such as this oil pot, she originally guessed that Daoist Lin had any rare gloves, but she didn't want Wu Zhi to put her hand in directly, so she didn't see Daoist Lin give him anything.

Wu Zhi said with a smile: "I said that Uncle Huang is a heavenly immortal, why don't you believe it, compared to Lin Laodao's Taoism, Uncle Huang is a little higher." ”

She looked at the oil pot curiously, and her little hand reached out to the oil pot for a long time, but she still put it down, but she still didn't dare to try it after all.

Wu Zhi laughed, picked up her hand and pressed it in, she closed her eyes and screamed loudly, but the expected biting fire did not come, only felt that Wu Zhi's warm big hand clenched his little fist so tightly, and there was a wet and warm all around, and she slowly opened her eyes, only to see that her hand was indeed in the oil pot, although it was tightly wrapped by the emperor's uncle's big hand, her wrist still touched the hot oil, but how could this oil be warm? But boiling and tumbling hot oil is not an illusion.

Wu Zhi slowly let go of his hand and pulled it out, but Yu Yu was curious and pulled in the oil pot, Wu Zhi smiled: "It's done, the oil will be really hot after a while, and then don't say that Uncle Huang is not good at immortal skills." ”

She chuckled a few times, and although she was reluctant, she finally retracted her hand.

"Hey, when did you become possessed by a demon?" Wu Zhi looked at Yu Yu with a solemn face, Yu Yu was startled, Wu Zhi turned to Daoist Lin and said, "Burn incense!" ”

Daoist Lin responded, immediately lit the incense burner, and then handed Wu Zhi a peachwood sword and a cut yellow mounted paper figure in a proper manner, and prepared a bowl of water on the incense table.

Wu Zhi held a peachwood sword, walked the nine palace steps with his feet, and said something in his mouth, "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Jade Emperor will soon manifest his spirit!" ”

Stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of the void, and said loudly: "Where is the ghost, who still doesn't show up?" As he spoke, he threw the "ghost" in his hand at the yellow paper-mounted paper man, and reprimanded: "Hurry like a law, go!" ”

Then Wu Zhi poked his sword into the water bowl, dipped it in the water, slashed at the paper figure, and shouted, "Death to the ghost!" The paper figure was immediately cut out of the bloodstains, and she was stunned to see it.

Wu Zhi threw the peachwood sword to Daoist Lin and smiled at him, "Do you want to learn from a teacher?" ”

At this time, she was already desperately admiring Wu Zhi, nodded vigorously, suddenly knelt down, and said, "Uncle Huang, be worshiped by the disciple." Wu Zhi smiled and helped up, and walked to the oil pot with Yao, at this time the oil pot fire stopped, and it had slowly stopped rolling, Wu Zhi picked up the bowl, stretched out to the bottom of the pot and skimmed a bowl of oil, stretched out to the front of the Ying's nose, and said: "You smell, but what is the smell?" ”

She leaned over, her little nose twitched, and she suddenly exclaimed, "It seems to be sour!" ”

Wu Zhi smiled: "Yes, it is rice vinegar, rice vinegar is lighter than oil, it sinks to the bottom of the pot, and it boils when it is hot, it looks as if the hot oil in the whole pot is piping hot." ”

Then Wu Zhi talked about the ghost hunting method, but the yellow mounting paper was dyed with turmeric water, the water is alkaline water, and the turmeric will turn blood red when it meets alkali, and then Wu Zhi said a few immortal magic methods one by one, although it looks mysterious, to put it bluntly, it is not worth mentioning.

She nodded again and again when she heard this, but Daoist Lin had a bitter face like Coptis chinensis, and he was silent with a sad face.

Wu Zhi said at this time: "You can know these secrets, but you can't tell outsiders, if you say it, Uncle Huang won't spare you, you know?" ”

Although she was reluctant, she saw Wu Zhi's face solemn when she saw that she had spoken, and she only nodded.

Daoist Lin's face was full of joy, and he said continuously: "Thank you for being a thousand years old, Princess Xie for your mother." ”

Wu Zhi smiled: "Don't thank you, but in the future, when my little niece comes to Guanli again, you will have to entertain you." What kind of tricks like auspiciousness from heaven also made a few fun on her birthday! ”

Daoist Lin hurriedly agreed, and then he turned his anger into joy, and said with a smile: "Thank you to the immortals." ”

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On the way back to the Queen Mother's courtyard, she took the initiative to take Wu Zhi's hand, at this time she was really like a teenage child, no longer quiet in the past, chattering all the way non-stop, if Zhao Huan saw it, I was afraid that she would vomit blood depressedly.

"Uncle Huang, how do you know that he is a liar?" She was bouncing and walking, asking Wu Zhi.

Wu Zhi said with a smile: "Uncle Huang, I was born in a splashy skin, and I have seen a lot of tricks of pretending to be a ghost!" How did his three-legged cat kung fu deceive me? "In fact, Wu Zhi watched this kind of popular science film when he was a child, although Wu Zhi didn't know if there were immortals in the world, but whether Daoist Lin was an immortal or not was known at a glance, so he found an opportunity to teach Daoist Lin a lesson, so that he was obedient to himself.

She smiled and said: "Uncle Huang will deceive people, if you are a splasher, will the ministers of the court and the central government become blind people?" They can't see the tricks that they can see. ”

Wu Zhi smiled slightly: "People make the best use of their talents, there are things that can be done by splashing skin, and important ministers have what important ministers can do, even if they are traitors, they also have the use of traitors, you don't look down on the people of the world." ”

She nodded, thinking deeply, in fact, I don't know how many people have said similar things to her, but they always can't convince her.

"Uncle Huang, why don't you expose Lin Daoren? But leave him in the palace to deceive people? She suddenly asked puzzled.

Wu Zhi said: "Has he ever endangered the country, has he ever acted against our royal family?" ”

She thought silently for a while, shook her head and said, "He has repeatedly spoken for the emperor's brother. ”

Wu Zhi smiled: "Isn't this over, this is his use." What's more, today, the women and children of the common people know that there is such a living immortal. Do you know what kind of shock will be caused by pulling him off the altar? What's more, he is the royal seal of the emperor's brother, and there are all kinds of harm and no benefit in exposing it. ”

She nodded and said, "You understand." ”

Wu Zhi smiled again: "What's more, when it's really time for him to leave, Uncle Huang will handle things properly, so you don't have to worry about yourself." ”

She smiled and said, "Yes, with Uncle Huang here, it seems that she doesn't have to think about anything, she doesn't have to do anything, she is very relieved." ”

Wu Zhi smiled: "That's right, wouldn't it be interesting for you to play with the immortals when you are bored in the future?" Why do you have to drive him out of the palace? ”

She giggled, and her delicate little hands strained slightly, as if she was reluctant to part anymore.

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Seeing Wu Zhi and Ying Ying walking into the courtyard hand in hand, especially when Ying Ying was wrapped in front of Wu Zhi and laughing and making trouble, Wang Guifei was dumbfounded, and only after a while did she say: "You and the Queen Mother have never been so close." ”

She smiled and said, "Uncle Huang is Uncle and Master of Yuan, but he is not necessarily farther away than the Queen Mother." As he spoke, he made a grimace at Wang Guifei.

Wang Guifei scolded with a smile: "You little girl." "But I am overjoyed in my heart, since I am sensible, when will I have such a life? Have such fun? looked at Wu Zhi gratefully, and his heart stirred, what kind of magic power did he have, which was always unexpected and incomprehensible......

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Guiwangfu, Wu Zhi and his eldest son played for more than ten days, the little child was just born, and he has been named "King of Ningyuan County", and added the title of "General of the Right Prison Guard" of the royal sanitation, and now your king has only one son, it can be said that thousands of favors are tied in one, and I don't know how many important ministers come to explore Wu Zhi's mouth, and want to marry your king, of course, it is to speak in the future chapter such as an unborn granddaughter and daughter, but they are all rejected by Wu Zhi, for this precious son, Wu Zhi does not want to decide the fate of his life so early.

At night, the red candle is shaking, and in the king's bedroom, the sound of panting and inaudible moans are intertwined, like the sound of heaven, even if you don't feel the softness under your body, Wu Zhi is already very comfortable, and then look at the wrinkled little nose and small face of the seven-trick little nose, and the climax of low moaning, a huge sense of satisfaction arises spontaneously.

Lying on Qiqiao's body, he gently picked up her little face, kissed her and smiled: "Good wife, can the husband move?" ”

Tangram was powerless to speak, struggling to shake his head.

Wu Zhi made a sad face and said, "But...... But what do you want, you won't kick me out of bed now, will you? ”

Qiqiao reluctantly said: "Wait...... Wait a minute...... I...... Call Qianqian to ......"

Wu Zhi was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "What kind of system is that?" But there was a faint hint of joy in my heart.

Qiqiao shook his head and stretched out his hand to push Wu Zhi, Wu Zhi fell to the side, Qiqiao gasped, obviously tired.

Wu Zhi looked reluctant, made an angry appearance, and didn't speak again, but heard Qiqiao struggle to get up, put on his shoes, and walked to the door to greet the maid: "Go and call Qianqian to ......"

The maid asked in a low voice, probably a little hesitant, Qiqiao immediately raised her voice: "If you are told to go, you will go......"

There was a rush of footsteps outside the door, thinking that the maid didn't dare to say any more, and she seemed to go, and she heard Qiqiao sitting on the wooden chair next to the door, picking up the teacup and pouring water, and then drinking water with a bang, Wu Zhi was amused for a while, but for the sake of the future Xingfu, he had to lie here and pretend to be angry.

"Xianggong, don't be angry, I call Qianqian Haosheng to accompany you......" Qiqiao has some strength and speaks much more fluently.

Wu Zhi snorted: "It's not a system!" What does this look like? ”

Qiqiao grinned and said, "Actually, I want to accompany you with Sister Jin Lian the most, does Xianggong also like it the most?" ”

Hearing Qiqiao's ridicule, Wu Zhi's old face turned red, and he snorted and stopped talking.

"But what to do? Qianqian still listens to me now, Sister Jin Lian? You still have to think of ideas...... "Qiqiao muttered to herself, "Alas, what if you deceive Sister Jin Lian to agree?" Xianggong doesn't like it either, so forget it...... Count me as eventful......"

Wu Zhi finally couldn't help it, opened his eyes and glared at Qiqiao fiercely, and said angrily: "What are you nagging there?" Could it be that if you please your husband, you will still be treated badly? ”

Qiqiao giggled, and at this time, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, Qiqiao rolled his eyes, and said to Wu Zhi: "Xianggong hide and hide, so as not to be ashamed of Xiao Nizi." ”

Wu Zhi thought that this was the truth, and at this time he didn't care about posing as a decent gentleman, picked up his clothes and got up in a panic, and saw Qiqiao and laughed again, Wu Zhi looked around, opened the lid of the wardrobe in front of the bed, jumped in and squatted, the wardrobe was very large, squatting in it and not feeling stuffy, Wu Zhi owed the wardrobe again, and just saw the scene on the bed.

Xiao Qianqian's crisp voice sounded outside: "Sister Qiqiao, are you looking for me?" ”

The door opened the door of the Tangram: "Come in." ”

"But...... Isn't Xiang Gong there? Xiao Qianqian's hesitant voice.

"No, come in." Then there was the sound of the door closing, and the footsteps of the two people were getting closer and closer, and it was Qiqiao who pulled Xiao Qianqian in.

Looking through the gap, Qiqiao pulled Xiao Qianqian to the head of the bed and sat down, Xiao Qianqian looked around, and said strangely: "Where did Xianggong go?" ”

Qiqiao said: "Who knows? I said that I had something to do and left, but it was really boring, so I had to ask you to accompany me. Qiqiao spoke, took Xiao Qianqian's hand and said with a smile: "Come, sister will help you loosen your clothes." ”

Xiao Qianqian saw Qiqiao stretching out his hand to untie his belt, her face flushed, but she didn't dare to resist.

Wu Zhi is a feast for the eyes, although Qianqian's carcass has been seen countless times, but it is another taste to fade the clothes of this delicate little beauty one by one by a charming big beauty.

The seven-trick little hands were very provocative, and one by one the clothes that had faded off Qianqian, and from time to time they secretly touched two handfuls of coquettish smiles: "It's so slippery!" Qianqian's face was flushed, she lowered her head and let her do anything, seeing Wu Zhi's throat and eyes dry,

Seeing Xiao Qianqian's clothes fade off one by one, in the end, only a pale green belly pocket, pale green pants and a pair of tender green socks on her feet, snow-white thighs, and delicate and smooth back are all exposed.

Qiqiao slowly put his hand on Xiao Qianqian's face, leaned into Xiao Qianqian's ear and sighed softly, Xiao Qianqian's face turned red, and said in a low voice: "Sister Qiqiao......" The voice was like a mosquito's chirping.

Qiqiao looked at the wardrobe and winked triumphantly. Then he turned his head, gently picked up Xiao Qianqian's face, and slowly leaned over, Wu Zhi saw Qiqiao's delicate little mouth gently holding Xiao Qianqian's bright red lips, his head buzzed, the impact of the beautiful scene in front of him was huge and indescribable, Wu Zhi's brain became blank for a moment, and then he found that his whole body was hot, and he was sweating profusely.

The impact was far from over, the lips of the two women were separated, and between the red lips was faintly visible, the two small fragrant tongues gently touched and entangled, Wu Zhi was almost crazy, and regardless of whether he received a hint from Qiqiao or not, he suddenly lifted the lid of the box and stood up.

"Ah" Xiao Qianqian exclaimed, shrank back, and when she saw that the person in the closet was Wu Zhi, she even got into the cloud bed silk quilt, and refused to stick her head out.

Qiqiao grinned: "Xianggong can't wait?" ”

Xiao Qianqian's scream woke up Wu Zhi, who was burning Yuhuo, shook his head, glared at Qiqiao, and winked at the tall quilt.

Qiqiao chuckled and said, "Xianggong only cares about the chuang on his wide clothes, and leaves the rest to Qiqiao." ”

Wu Zhi smiled approvingly, looking like a big face, lying on one side, the cloud bed in your king's bedroom was high and wide, enough for seven or eight people to sleep together, Wu Zhi lay on the side of the bed, lifted the pillow and put it under his head, looking like he didn't care about it, and said in his mouth: "Qianqian, Qiqiao likes to mess around, you better go back to the room quickly." ”

Over there, Qiqiao grinned, pulled Xiao Qianqian's silk quilt, saw Xiao Qianqian wrapping herself very tightly, her eyes rolled, and she reached out but Xiao Qianqian's itch, Xiao Qianqian's coquettish laughter, Qiqiao took advantage of the situation to get into the quilt, and the quilt stirred up when it was neutral, but unfortunately the quilt was too big, but it was not exposed, Wu Zhi changed seven or eight angles, but he couldn't see the scene in the quilt, the sensation gradually subsided, Wu Zhi was itchy and hard to scratch, and he didn't pay attention to it, but he saw that the soft quilt was suddenly uncovered and flew aside, two stunning beauties hugged each other, and a girl had a tender yellow belly pocket, tender yellow obscene pants, tender yellow socks, a woman's light green belly pocket, light green profane pants, light green socks, two pairs of snow-white jade legs are entangled, four delicate little feet are stepped on in one place, and four red lips are gently grinding.

"I ...... I...... Also come to ......" Wu Zhi didn't find that he was wheezing violently, stammering when he spoke, and pounced on it, and in the coquettish laughter of the Qiqiao "giggles", Qianqian's shyness of wanting to refuse and welcome, frantically began the expedition.

Qianqian moaned low under Wu Zhi's body, her delicate body was as soft as cotton, Qiqiao gently hugged Wu Zhi from behind, the delicate twin peaks rubbed behind Wu Zhi, the fragrant tongue was in Wu Zhi's earlobe, her face, her lips touched lightly, teasing, and her little hands were still playing circles under Wu Zhi's abdomen from time to time, and occasionally touched the combination of Wu Zhi and Qianqian, that kind of fragrant stimulation and that kind of refreshing taste only made Wu Zhi fall into a fairyland, and his body fluttered as if he wanted to ride the wind......

Until a long, long time later, Wu Zhi gasped for breath, slumped on the smooth and delicate body of Qiqiao, Qianqian had already been lying soft beside Qiqiao, her red lips gently licked Qiqiao's earlobe, Wu Zhi took her into his arms, kissed it gently, two equally delicate small mouths came together, two soft tongues and Wu Zhi's tongue entangled, looking at the two women in front of him with different styles, feeling the delicate but different skin in his arms, Wu Zhi's lower body was hot again, Qiqiao immediately felt it, and exclaimed: "Xianggong...... But he was immediately stopped by Qianqian's small mouth, and there was another gasp, coquettish, and moaning in the dormitory......

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(Write again, I'm afraid of fouls...... ）