Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Storm of the Naked Male Statue in Haixi
In the evening of the day, it was still very bright, looking up at the flowing glow in the sky, Li Angzhao, couldn't help sighing, this descendant of Xun Yu in the Eight Pillars Country was really too dead-eyed, knowing that Feng Siniang didn't like him, he was still stubborn and stalked, he was really an idiot!
"Brother, Sister Feng said it was time to eat!" Qing Zhi and Huo Xiaoyu held hands and suddenly shouted in the distance, making Li Ang, who was looking at him from afar, come back to his senses, walked over and led the two and asked, "Is Xun Gongzi here?" ”
"I didn't come, Sister Feng said, I'm going to the southern suburbs to see the excitement at night, and I don't have time to wait for that nerd!" Qing Zhi said with a smile, that stupid Xun Gongzi, when she followed Feng Siniang and Lin Fengshuang to the street, she also met a few times, and she was a very fun big brother.
"Siniang!" Li Ang muttered to himself and shook his head, he understood Feng Siniang's temperament, the most unaccustomed to the man who was only the mother-in-law, the more gentle that Xun Gongzi's temper was, the more unhappy she looked, and it seemed that she had nothing to worry about.
In the courtyard in front of the hall, on the big table in the open air, all kinds of side dishes are overflowing with aroma, which makes people can't help but salivate, Qingzhi stretched out her little hand, wanting to take a piece to taste, but Lin Fengshuang took her hand and smiled at her, "Little gluttonous cat, your hands are so dirty, don't wash them yet!" ”
Seeing Qingzhi who obediently went to wash his hands, Li Ang laughed, now the only one who can control this sister who is spoiled by him at home is Lin Fengshuang, as long as she opens her mouth, the little girl will do it, and even she can't compare to herself.
"Eat, eat." Look at the clouds burning like sunset. Feng Siniang shouted, beckoned Trist and them to sit down, and then opened the wine seal and poured wine for everyone.
"Siniang, wait, most people don't eat as early as us." Li Ang walked up to Feng Siniang and pressed his hand, "Maybe Xun Gongzi will be there soon." ”
Caught by Leon. Feng Siniang blushed, turned around and said, "Wait, wait, I'll go see how the soup is." After saying that, he twitched his hand and trotted to the kitchen. Lin Fengshuang came back with Qingzhi who had washed her hands. Covering his mouth and smiling, he also followed.
"What, angry with him?" Looking at Feng Siniang, who was holding a long-handled spoon and standing beside the pot in a daze, Lin Fengshuang walked up to her, asked with a smile, and took the long-handled spoon.
"It's not that I'm angry with him, it's just that I feel a little uncomfortable thinking that he asked me to wait for that idiot." Feng Siniang looked at Lin Fengshuang beside her and pouted.
"Sister Wind. If Qingyuan was a petty and long-winded man, would you still like him? Lin Fengshuang couldn't help but laugh when he heard this. He asked as he served the soup.
"You're right. If he were a long-winded man, I wouldn't like him. Feng Siniang herself laughed, and poked her finger at Lin Fengshuang's forehead and said, "You, if I were a man, I would definitely rob you." ”
"Let's go!" Lin Fengshuang dodged Feng Siniang, threw the bowl of soup to her, and walked out of the kitchen hall like a gust of wind.
Outside the Mansion of Leon. Xun Rizhao got off his horse and looked at the two open gates of the cave. Seeing a table of people under the banyan tree in the courtyard in front of the hall, he hurriedly took the things he bought and walked in. "Whew!" Seeing a stranger walking in, the three young tiger mastiffs that Cen Ji bought at his feet looked at them together.
"Xun Gongzi, please take a seat." Looking at Xun Rizhao, who was carrying a bright yellow silk brocade box and was a little restrained, Li Ang got up to greet him, in fact, he had a good impression of Xun Rizhao, this child of a big family did not have that kind of arrogance, aside from his stupidity when facing Feng Siniang, he was actually a person who was easy to get close to.
"Thank you, Brother Li." Xun Rizhao sat down and handed the brocade box in his hand to Li Ang, "It's just a small courtesy, it's not a respect, and I ask Brother Li to accept it." ”
"Xun Gongzi is polite, but Siniang often nagged you, so I should prepare some gifts to see you." Li Ang accepted the brocade and thanked him, with a light smile on his face, but Xun Ri was stunned, but he hadn't seen him for a few months, and the vicissitudes of life Li Duwei suddenly turned into a turbid Shijia son, which really surprised him.
"Did you see it, another one who was shocked by Childe." Cen Ji put his head to Trist's ear, "I still want to marry the boss, I don't think this guy will be the opponent of the son in another hundred years." ”
Trist nodded, and in his opinion, Leon said that 'Siniang often nags you.' The expression of the time is completely a kind of declaration, which means that Xun Rizhao has died of that heart, but this Xun Gongzi has not seen him for a while, and his face is thicker.
While laughing, Feng Siniang came with Lin Fengshuang, got up and let the two of them sit down, Li Ang patted the wine seal, filled Xun Rizhao, raised his glass and said, "Xun Gongzi, my wine here is thin, not as good as outside, don't mind." ”
"No, no." Looking at Feng Siniang beside Li Ang, Xun Rizhao didn't know why, and his speech became chaotic, making the two old men in Tsing Yi standing behind him frown, his own young master is really not an opponent!
"Come, eat more, these are all made by Siniang and Fengshuang, how about Xun Gongzi taste it?" Li Ang picked up the dishes for Xun Rizhao, "It's just some home-cooked food, Xun Gongzi don't dislike it." ”
Listening to Li Ang's words, the two old men in Tsing Yi behind Xun Rizhao were even more anxious, this surnamed Li, every word was clearly squeezing his own young master, it was really hateful, but they could only watch from the sidelines, they couldn't interject or help.
"These are all made by Siniang?" Xun Rizhao looked at a table of exquisite side dishes, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, after seeing Feng Siniang's amount of wine in the natural residence that day, he once thought that Feng Siniang was the kind of heroine among women who couldn't do housework, but now these dishes are clearly the chef's handiwork.
"Why, you don't believe me?" Seeing Xun Rizhao's surprise, Feng Siniang's willow eyebrows were raised, and she was about to take the opportunity to attack and drive this annoying guy away.
"Siniang has opened an inn before, this craft is genuine, Tong Su is not bullied, Xun Gongzi will know it as soon as he eats." Li Ang smiled, cutting off Feng Siniang's gaze, making her unable to get angry at Xun Rizhao.
"Oh, then you have to try it." Xun Rizhao hurriedly moved his chopsticks to eat, and after a few bites, he was surprised, although the taste of these dishes is still a little different from that of the natural residence, but thinking that Feng Siniang uses ordinary ingredients, he can still distinguish it.
Xun Rizhao's chopsticks kept moving, commenting while eating, Cen Ji on the side of the table was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that eating alone could be so fierce that it made people feel elegant, obviously he ate so much, but he looked as if he had only eaten a few bites, it was too powerful.
sighed, such a scene, he had seen it in Rome before, when he was a mercenary, he killed the leader of a tribe in Gaul, and was invited by the governor of the northern provinces.
Listening to Xun Rizhao's elegant words, Li Ang looked at Feng Siniang and found that she was looking at herself blankly, obviously not understanding Xun Rizhao's praise of her dishes at all, and couldn't help sighing.
"Big brother, what are you talking about!" Huo Xiaoyu, who had been silent all the time, blinked her eyes and looked at Xun Rizhao with a puzzled expression.
"Ugh." Xun Rizhao looked at everyone, thinking that he had just pulled those dishes to calligraphy and painting, as if he had gone too far, his face couldn't help but turn red, and he hurriedly said, "I, I just want to say that the dishes cooked by the wind girl are delicious, and they are really delicious." "The two old men in Tsing Yi don't know what to say at all, but with a few dishes, their young master can actually go so far.
"You just say it's delicious." Feng Siniang looked at Xun Rizhao, who was stunned, and suddenly said, "Why say such useless words, you scholars are like this, not happy at all." ”
"Siniang, this is a gift from Xun Gongzi, do you want to take it apart." Seeing that the dinner table was eerily quiet, Li Ang couldn't help frowning, took out the brocade box and handed it to Feng Siniang.
"Oh, he's got a gift with him." Feng Siniang glanced at Xun Rizhao. opened the brocade box, and then the audience was in an uproar, and even the eyes of the two old men in Tsing Yi behind Xun Rizhao popped out, and there was actually a nude carved man statue of Hercynian Europe, if you want to say how obscene it is, how obscene it is.
Lin Fengshuang and Yuan Luoshen hurriedly covered the eyes of Qing Zhi and Huo Xiaoyu beside them, Li Ang quickly covered the brocade box, and his eyes became sharp when he looked at Xun Rizhao. And Tulle, who has always hated Xun Rizhao, has a cold light in his light brown eyes.
Trist looked at Xun Rizhao in surprise. I can't imagine that he is so bold that he dares to send such a statue, since the Great Qin overthrew the Mediterranean Sea one hundred and fifty years ago, Sinology has spread westward, and the people of Greece and Rome have become more and more simple. Conservative, such statues are now rare in Greece and Rome.
"You! You! You! Feng Siniang stood up and pointed at Xun Rizhao, with a pretty face so angry that she couldn't speak.
"Me, me!" Xun Rizhao's face was white, he couldn't have imagined that the gift his grandfather prepared for him was such an obscene statue, and he wouldn't send it if he was killed, looking at his body and shaking, glaring at his Feng Siniang. His mind went blank, and it was over. It's all over.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a misunderstanding. It was a complete misunderstanding. Seeing that their young master was so anxious that he couldn't speak, the two old men in Tsing Yi hurriedly said, "This gift is prepared by my old lady, and the young master doesn't know at all, if he knows that it is this kind of thing, the young master will not use it to stain a few eyes." ”
Li Ang heard the words of the two old men in Tsing Yi, and then looked at Xun Rizhao, who was like ashes, and thought of him. Thinking that he would not give such a thing, he stood up. Holding the wind Siniang and said, "Siniang, I think Xun Gongzi is not this kind of person, there must be some misunderstanding here." ”
"Misunderstanding, huh!" When Feng Siniang saw Li Ang speak, she just snorted coldly, stopped talking, sat down angrily, and didn't look at Xun Rizhao again.
"Xun Gongzi, you better take this thing back, maybe Ling Zu made a mistake." Li Ang pushed the brocade box in front of Xun Rizhao and said quietly.
"Thank you, Brother Li, for believing in me." Xun Rizhao looked at Li Ang, his eyes were a little moved, he handed the brocade box to the two old men in Tsing Yi behind him, lowered his head and said, "I didn't know that grandfather would put this kind of thing in the brocade box." ”
Hearing Xun Rizhao's low voice when he talked about his grandfather, Li Ang couldn't help but look at the two old men in Tsing Yi behind him, a little puzzled, he could hear that Xun Rizhao was quite helpless about his grandfather.
"The old lady of our family, when she was young, was called Xiangfen'er, and the lady of the family has seventeen rooms." Looking at everyone, the two old men in Tsing Yi stubbornly reported the name of their old lady, "The youngest lady is three years younger than the young master!" ”
"What an old lady, it's just an old **!" Feng Siniang leaned on Li Ang and couldn't help muttering in a low voice, now that she has come to her senses, with Xun Rizhao's warm nature, she can't do that kind of thing. This grandfather is not a simple drop, let's get to know it first!
Hearing Feng Siniang's muttering, the two old men in Tsing Yi also felt gloomy, but the old lady in their own house was indeed an old **, didn't Aunt Sun scold like that every time, and her own old lady didn't seem to be ashamed.
"Xun Gongzi, Ling Zu is Xun Zhan, Wen Jiangong!" After listening to what the two old men in Tsing Yi said, Li Ang remembered that when he was practicing calligraphy and painting, Lu Ziqing had mentioned to him several difficult people in Chang'an, including a septuagenarian named Xun Zhan, who served the emperors of the two dynasties, and both held high positions, that is, he was a good woman, but he could also be called a romantic but not obscene, and he was one of the characters in Chang'an City who must not be offended.
"How did Brother Li know my grandfather's name?" Xun Rizhao couldn't help but look up at him when he saw Li Ang say his grandfather's name, but soon he lowered his head again, his grandfather had resigned ten years ago, and Li Ang knew that his name must be the one that was circulated in the market.
"I just heard a friend mention it." Li Ang stood up as he spoke, and said with a smile, "Tonight is the last day of the Qixi Night Party, I haven't been to see it yet, why don't Xun Gongzi go together!" ”
"Okay, let's go play!" Qing Zhi jumped up from Lin Fengshuang's arms and clapped her hands. Feng Siniang saw that Li Ang invited Xun Rizhao, and she didn't talk well and swept his face, but she and Lin Fengshuang were one by one, picked up Qingzhi and Huo Xiaoyu, and walked straight out. Trist and the others hurriedly followed.
"Xun Gongzi, Siniang is a straight temper, don't be surprised." Li Ang looked at Xun Rizhao, who had an ugly face.
"I know, Brother Li, I'm not going today, you and Siniang have fun." Xun Rizhao arched his hand at Li Ang, he was really in no mood to see the excitement, so he only refused politely.
"That's good, Xun Gongzi be careful on the road." Walking to the door, Li Ang sent Xun Rizhao away, looked at Feng Siniang and them not far away, and thought of Xun Rizhao's merry seventy grandfather, he couldn't help but shake his head and chased after him.