Chapter 21: The Headcatcher's Arm

Du Wenhao sat in Wuwei Hall, holding a medical book in his hand and looking at it, but he thought of Pang Yuqin's beautiful figure just now, and thought of the old lady's entangled marriage, and couldn't help but smile dumbly.

"Doctor Du, what is so gratifying about it?" A few people walked in outside the door, and the one who walked in front and spoke was the yamen scribe Xu Liang who had a neck cramp that Du Wenhao cured yesterday, and most of the yamen scribes wearing green cloth robes followed behind him, and the other two were wearing soap-colored fast catchers, with a single knife on the waist and crotch, a strong man with a black face, and a thin man.

Du Wenhao hurriedly put down the book, got up and arched his hand: "A few of you are here!" ”

"yes." Xu Liang said, "You took a look at my neck yesterday, go back and tell a few of them, saying that Wuweitang has a new doctor who has clever means, everyone said come and take a look, these people have some minor illnesses, and I want to look for you." ”

"Okay! Please be seated! ”

Xu Liang first introduced the black-faced strong man in a soap-colored fast shirt and said, "This is our Dongda County Ya Catcher Lei Tiebiao Lei Catcher." He also introduced the little man and said, "This is Sun Xiaosan." Let's show them both first. ”

"Okay, you two may be seated."

Lei Zhutou pressed the handle of the knife with his hand, sat down in front of the table with a big thorn, and did not reach out to give way to the pulse, nor did he speak, but just stared at Du Wenhao, and saw that Du Wenhao was a little hairy.

Du Wenhao sat down slowly and asked, "Lord Headcatcher, why are you uncomfortable?" ”

Lei Zhutou snorted and said: "I don't feel uncomfortable, I just heard Xu Liang say, you are not small, even the doctor of Jishitang has not looked at the disease, you have taken a look, so come and see if you are a really capable divine doctor, or a quack doctor who eats and drinks." ”

Du Wenhao smiled, looked at Lei Zhu's head carefully, and shook his head gently.

"What are you laughing at?" Lei Zhutou asked in a deep voice.

Du Wenhao sighed lightly: "Lord Head Catcher, your illness is already very serious, but you say that you are not sick, what a pity!" ”

Lei Zhutou was stunned, and turned his head to look at the little man next to him: "Am I sick?" He said I was sick? Hahaha, I didn't know what decoction was like since I was a child, and my body was as strong as a big bull, and I actually said that I was sick! Isn't this quack? Let's go, let's go! All gone! If you seek medical treatment from this quack, you will die! Let's go! "Get up and go.

Lin Qingdai in the back hall heard the voice and hurriedly greeted her: "Ouch, Lei Zhutou, why did you just come and leave?" ”

Lei Zhutou turned his head and smiled: "Shopkeeper Lin, your Wuweitang is getting more and more useless, the previous Doctor Chai was a quack doctor, who treated people and slipped away, why did you find a quack doctor now?" They even said I was sick! When you say this, people all over the city will laugh off their big teeth, who will come to you Wuweitang to see the disease? Shopkeeper Lin, if you ask such a quack doctor to be a sitting doctor, it will be closed sooner or later! Let's go! "Step out.

Du Wenhao snorted coldly: "I'm almost out of arms, I don't know if I can catch the thief?" ”

Lei Zhu's head was stunned, he stood up suddenly, slowly turned around, stared at Du Wenhao, and asked word by word: "You-say-what?" ”

"I said that your left arm will be useless if you don't treat it, and if you don't have an arm, how can you catch a thief? How can the people of our county expect you to maintain law and order? ”

Lei Zhutou didn't say a word, staring at him for a long time, and the room was so quiet that he could hear a needle dropping.

With a swipe, the little man caught Sun Xiaosan and pulled out half of his waist knife, and asked sharply: "You quack doctor dare to curse us to catch our heads?" Do you want to squat in the class room? ”

"Little three! What are you doing? Lin Qingdai took two steps forward and asked in a cold voice, "Tell you!" Your county lieutenant Pang is asking our doctor Du to treat the second grandmother, you are going to hurt Dr. Du a hair, do you think what the county lieutenant Pang will do to you? ”

"Huh?" Sun Xiaosan hurriedly inserted the waist knife back into the scabbard, and glanced at Lin Qingdai in disbelief: "Really? ”

"Your county lieutenant is at the Hengxiang Inn opposite, and you have chartered an upper room to live, just to get closer so that our doctor Du can treat the second grandmother. I don't believe you're asking for yourself. ”

Lei Zhutou and Sun Xiaosan both glanced at the Hengxiang Inn across the street outside the door. Xu Liang said in a low voice: "Lei Zhutou, I have also heard about it, it seems to be true." ”

"Hmm!" Lei Zhutou turned around and knocked on Sun Xiaosan's head: "Your grandmother's malaria?" Knife and gun against a doctor? Get out of the way! ”

Sun Xiaosan nodded and hurriedly stepped aside.

Lei Zhutou walked back to the stool and sat down, pressed the handle of the knife with his hand, his expression slowed down, and said, "Doctor, what's wrong with my arm?" ”

Du Wenhao pointed at his elbow that pressed the hilt: "When the head catcher came in, his left hand never left the hilt, even if he sat down." Neither holding your fists nor giving up your hands, this is entering the pharmacy, not catching thieves, there is no need to be so urgent, right? Therefore, the head-catching is not for vigilance, but for the purpose of borrowing strength, and dispersing some of the strength by holding the handle of the knife, this time the elbow of the head-catcher should be in severe pain, right? ”

"Really?" Lei Zhutou's brows furrowed involuntarily, but he instantly regained his composure.

"Since the head catcher came in, this arm has been in a rather strange position, neither extending nor bending, so I guess that the left elbow of the head catcher may have been injured, and now the injury has worsened, making it difficult to flex and extend the joint, so I use this position to hold the knife to hide people's eyes. To tell you the truth, head catcher, if you don't treat this injury, the consequences are unpredictable! ”

Lei Zhutou's whole body was shocked, and after a while, he said slowly: "You say be careful!" ”

Du Wenhao patted the pulse pillow: "If you want to be accurate, you have to call the pulse and look at the affected area." ”

Lei Zhutou stretched out his right hand. Du Wenhao shook his head: "Left hand!" You have a wound on your left hand, not your right hand. ”

Lei Zhutou glanced at Xu Liang, the scribe on the side, and Xu Liang said: "Doctor Du is really accurate in seeing a doctor, he cured my neck cramp yesterday, let him see it!" ”

Lei Zhutou turned his head and stared at Du Wenhao for a long time, then slowly let go of the handle of his left hand, lifted it with difficulty, and put it on the pulse pillow, this action was obviously quite painful, and he couldn't help frowning again.

Du Wenhao stretched out his hand and gently put it on his wrist, concentrating on his pulse, and then reached out and gently touched Lei Zhutou's elbow for a while, looked at his reaction, pondered for a moment, and said: "Catcher, there is a lump in your elbow, your elbow can't be completely straightened, and it hurts faintly, sometimes good and sometimes bad, it hurts badly during the day, but it doesn't hurt when you fall asleep at night, am I right?" ”

A hint of surprise flashed on Lei Zhutou's face: "What kind of disease is this?" ”

"It's not a disease, it's an injury!"

Lei Zhutou was even more surprised: "How do you say it?" ”

"It's called 'blood stasis', head catcher, you must have injured this elbow, right?"

"You've finished speaking, you don't have to talk to me."

Du Wenhao smiled faintly: "Lei Zhutou, your elbow should have been hit hard by an external force, leaving bruises inside." Although the injury at that time was not very serious, but you did not find a famous doctor for treatment, the result was delayed, the bad blood did not go, the blood gas coagulation was a sign of paralysis, and now the joint ligaments are stiff and hard, and the activity is gradually affected. ”

Sun Xiaosan, who was next to him, snorted, leaned in and said, "It's really alarmist!" We have infinite head-catching power, lifting stone locks and dancing guns and sticks every day, when did our arms hurt? Besides, the head-catching martial arts are strong, who can hurt him! Isn't it? ”

Lei Zhutou glared: "Didn't you see the doctor treating me?" What kind of fart are you messing around! ”

Sun Xiaosan's fart slapped on the horse's leg and stepped aside stupidly.

Du Wenhao said coldly: "It is precisely because you have to be stiff and stiff to catch your head, pretend to be fine, and forcibly practice martial arts when your arm is injured, which makes the injury worse and deteriorates sharply!" ”

Lei Zhutou's face was ugly, and he lowered his head for a long time before he raised his head and said in a deep voice: "Doctor, you go on." ”

"When you're done, you're good to go!"

"The prescription hasn't been prescribed yet!"

"No!"

Lei Zhutou was stunned for a moment, and asked in a deep voice: "Why?" ”

"The head catcher previously thought that the contemptible person was a quack, since he was a quack, he must be a quack doctor, and the head catcher ate me This quack doctor prescribes a mediocre prescription, in case there is a good one, I can't afford to be guilty."

Lei Zhutou grimaced, and asked slowly: "Do you want me to make amends for your sins before you are willing to prescribe medicine for me?" ”

"Don't dare!" Du Wenhao clasped his hands on his shoulders and looked at him with a leisurely smile, "I'm thinking about the health of Lei Zhutou, or please be smart." For example, Jishitang, don't they have some kind of Yan Miao? From this name, I know that the treatment of trauma is very powerful. Why don't you go to him for treatment? ”

"He'll cure a fart! Lao Tzu's arm was the medicine he prescribed in the first place......"

"Really? Hehe, then I can't do anything, please go back to the headcatcher! ”

Lei Zhutou had a gloomy face, his hand pressed the handle of the knife, and stared at Du Wenhao coldly.

Wu Cong, the medicine grabbing guy, and the stupid fat saw that Du Wenhao actually dared to fight against the dignified headcatcher, and they both sweated for him.