What is the most embarrassing thing in the world? Didn't take a paper to the bathroom? Fart and shit?

No, Li Muyun thinks that the most embarrassing thing is that he is a thief, but he wants to become an official, and he doesn't know what the imperialist leader in Chang'an City thinks.

"Isn't that good, at least better than your empty marquis." Li Yuan looked at Li Chengqian, with a towel on his bare shoulders, like taking a sauna.

"I didn't mean that, I mean, don't you think the county magistrate is a little smaller?" Li Muyun was a little entangled.

"It's not small, do you know how many things are in a county?" Li Yuan rolled his eyes.

After listening to Old Li Yuan's words, Li Muyun asked with some uncertainty: "Is it really troublesome?" ”

"It won't be easier than your current owner." Li Yuan hummed and said.

"Forget it, I can't do this." As soon as Li Muyun heard Old Li Yuan's tone, he was immediately stunned.

"What's not to do, some things are troublesome, but you won't apportion? Now that Sun Liang is already your subordinate, you can just let him do anything if there is anything. ”

"Is that okay?" Li Muyun's eyes widened.

"Haven't you heard of the word that the official level crushes people to death? That Sun Liang is now an eighth-grade, and your county order is seventh-grade, and you have the position of a marquis, what are you afraid of! For Li Muyun's indisputable performance, Li Yuan hated it deeply.

My own sons, in order to be officials (the emperor is also an official, right?) It's all about beating people's brains out of dog brains, but this cowardly in front of him, as soon as he hears that he is an official, he will shrink back, what is this called, it's too angry!

But Li Yuan didn't know that the reason why Li Muyun didn't want to be the county commander was mainly because he was afraid of trouble, and now this bandit was already big enough, and he had to worry about the food, drink, and Lazar of the gang under his hands every day.

Thinking of asking Zhang's family and Li Jiaxiao to break the lawsuit every day, Li Muyun felt that his head was as big as a fight, and he was in no good mood.

However, when Li Muyun told Li Yuan, the little old man, his thoughts, he only got two words of evaluation in the end: hypocrisy!

……

"Am I hypocritical?" Li Muyun asked the three fat men with this question, and the three fat men nodded.

Looking at Su Wanqing, Su Yatou also nodded.

Look at Fang Zhizhi again, this honest child nodded his head heavily.

"You're the ones who are really delicate!" After being despised by everyone, Li Muyun walked away.

……

The county government of Shanyin County, Sun Liang's wife cried with a sad face, looked at the altars and jars on the ground, and shouted angrily to the officials beside her: "It's all light, can you afford to pay for the damage!" ”

"Madam, don't be angry, isn't it just a move!" Sun Liang stood beside his wife and persuaded helplessly.

"You're saying it simply, we're in such a hurry to move out, where do we live? Should the house be cleaned? Do you want to invite a maid? What do you have to do with that little money! Sun Liang's wife almost poked her fingers into his nostrils, teaching a county man the same lesson as her son.

And just when Sun Liang wanted to explain again, a slightly joking teasing voice came: "Oops, what's wrong?" Moving? ”

Sun Liang turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw Li Muyun sitting in the carriage that he 'borrowed' with him, looking at him with a smile.

So he hurriedly stepped forward: "Hou Ye, you are here!" ”

As for Sun Liang's wife, she glanced at Li Muyun angrily, then turned her head and snorted, obviously not taking him seriously.

Li Muyun naturally wouldn't be as familiar with a woman, and when she saw that the woman didn't give face, she wasn't embarrassed, but she just raised her eyebrows at Sun Liang: "Hey, why did you make your sister-in-law angry?" ”

"Women, no, don't pay attention to her." Sun Liang rubbed his hands awkwardly, on the one hand, he was the wife he couldn't mess with, and on the other hand, he was the new boss who couldn't be provoked, and he really didn't know what to say if he was caught in the middle.

However, just before Sun Liang finished speaking and Li Muyun didn't react, the woman suddenly stopped, pointed to his nose and said, "What's wrong with the woman's family?" The woman's family is going to sleep on the street, Sun Liang, my mother has been married to you for so many years, has she ever enjoyed a day of happiness with you, and now it's okay, she doesn't even have a place to live! What kind of sin did the old lady do in her last life, why is she so unlucky! I knew this, even if I married Carpenter Sun in the first place, it was better than marrying you! You kill a thousand knives, my mother doesn't want to live! ”

One cry, two troubles, and three hangings, in just a few words, Sun Liang's wife performed vividly.

And Li Muyun also saw some ways at this time, Sun Liang's wife's troubles still had something to do with him, and he couldn't help but look at Sun Liang's subordinate suspiciously.

"Wait, Master Hou, don't be surprised, isn't it too sudden that your appointment came down, and the lower official couldn't find a place to live in the county for a while, so he ......, so he ......."

"What are you doing where to live?" Li Muyun's brows furrowed even tighter.

"Aren't you the county magistrate of Shanyin County now, the lower officials want to vacate the house behind you!" Sun Liang said tangledly.

, it turns out that the root is here, no wonder that the girl looked at herself as if she was looking at the enemy who killed the master, it turned out that she was blaming herself for robbing their house, Li Muyun was speechless for a moment.

But it's not a way to see the girl crying like a mourner, he can't go over and kill her, and in this situation, it doesn't seem to be a matter of persuasion in the past, and it's not a good thing to be scratched by this girl.

And most importantly, I didn't want to live here.

This is purely unwarranted.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun felt this greasy taste in his heart, glanced at Sun Liang, sighed and said, "Okay, don't move, just live here." In addition, I came here today to tell you, you can watch the big and small affairs in this county in the future, don't come to me if there is nothing big, it's decided! After that, he stretched out his foot and kicked the three fat men who were already dumbfounded in front of him: "Let's go, go back!" ”

"Hey, hey, wait, wait......" Sun Liang didn't expect Li Muyun to leave like this, he couldn't help but be a little anxious, chased a few steps behind, and then heard the voice of the loser behind him: "What are you still doing here, don't move everything back, put it back where you moved it from!" ”

"Jiang Wenying, what are you going to do! Do you want to kill our whole family? Sun Liang really couldn't bear it anymore now, rushed back in a few steps, grabbed the woman and asked sharply.

As a result, instead of being afraid, the girl slapped Sun Liang's hand away, pointed at him and said, "Kill you?" The surname Sun, you remember, if it weren't for Lao Niang, you would have died ten years ago! Besides, that kid is just an empty marquis, what are you afraid of him doing, if he really has the ability, he would have been transferred to Chang'an a long time ago, how could he do a small county order here! ”