"Ashu-Ayong-Aduan-"

Xu Tingshi called the names of his three sons all over again, and the three fat men in silk robes played with chickens by themselves as if they hadn't heard them.

Xu Tingshi was about to get angry, but Zhou Xuan stopped and said: "My lord is angry, is Ling Gongzi a triplet, how can he look the same size?" ”

Xu Tingshi shook his head and said: "The two in the field, the one on the left is Ah Shu, who is twenty-one years old, and the one on the right is Ah Yong, who is twenty years old, and the one on the side is Ah Duan, who is nineteen years old, eating white and fat, and they are both born to the same mother, and it is really difficult for outsiders to tell the difference." Then he raised his voice and shouted, "Ah Duan—Ah Duan—"

The little guy next to Ah Duan heard it and hurriedly pushed Ah Duan, Ah Duan turned his head to look at it and shouted: "Daddy." Then he looked back at the rooster fight on the field.

Zhou Xuan said: "Don't worry, according to the late life, Ling Gongzi's dementia is not serious, and it should be cured, let's watch the cockfight first." ”

Xu Tingshi was overjoyed, stopped speaking at the moment, and stood side by side with Zhou Xuan to watch the cockfight.

The two fighting cocks on the field are seven or eight pounds heavy, belong to the large fighting cocks, this kind of fighting cocks are as fierce as fire, as soon as they meet each other, they begin to fight fiercely, from the scene they are much more popular than fighting crickets, chicken feathers are flying, chicken blood is splashed, more intense and more nervous than fighting insects.

Zhou Xuan is a layman in cockfighting, two chickens on the field are rolling and pecking, and the coat color of the two chickens is about the same, he didn't tell which one is which one for a long time, just like a layman watching a fighting insect, no matter how you look at the insect, it is the same appearance.

A chicken pecked the head of the chicken in actual combat, rolled on the ground, struggled and fought, and the other chicken did not have a soft mouth, a fierce peck, it seemed that it would not die.

Finally, one chicken fell to the ground and convulsed, and the other raised its bloodstained neck and gave three long rooster cries to celebrate its victory.

Ayong on the right jumped up and shouted, "I won, I won, big brother, pay for it." ”

As the eldest brother, Ah Shu was willing to gamble and lose, and took out a string of copper coins from his arms, and the second Ah Yong Xizi reached out to pick it up, and Ah Shu waited for him to receive the copper coins in his hand, and suddenly threw the money to the ground.

"Big brother, why did you throw the money on the ground?"

"It's not my money anymore anyway, I'm going to throw it to the ground."

The second Ah Yong was very angry: "You won me yesterday, and when I gave you money, it was put in your hands and not thrown to the ground." ”

The eldest Ah Shu lost the cockfight, and he was very proud of his younger brother when he gave money to him, and said: "Who told you not to lose it, you are so stupid, haha." ”

The second Ah Yong insisted that the eldest brother pick up the money, how could the eldest brother Ah Shu listen to him, and the two of them had a quarrel.

The third brother stepped forward to persuade him, it seemed that he had a better relationship with the second brother, and said: "Second brother, since the eldest brother threw your money on the ground, then if you lose next time, don't you just throw it on the ground when you give the eldest brother money, you can also throw it farther and sprinkle it into the bushes, so that the eldest brother can find it for a long time." ”

"Good plan! Good plan! The second brother, Ah Yong Dale, patted Ah Duan Rou Dun Dun on the shoulder and said, "Third brother, you are so smart, our three brothers count you as the smartest." Said to the boss Ashu: "Big brother, you wait, I will definitely lose to you tomorrow and let you look for money all over the ground." ”

The boss Ah Shu said schemingly: "Can't I fight with you tomorrow, if you fight, I will pick the weakest chicken to fight with you, and let you win, you just wait for me to sprinkle money all over the sky, haha, although the third brother is smart and tells you a clever plan, it is the eldest brother who benefits, haha." ”

The second Ah Yong was anxious when he heard this: "I will pick the weakest chicken to fight with you tomorrow, who is weaker than us, I will simply find a hen to fight with you." ”

The eldest Ashu said: "If you look for a hen, I will look for a chick to see who is weak." ”

Zhou Xuan looked at the three brothers in surprise, this is simply the "Six Immortals of Peach Valley" in Jin Yong's novel "Smiling Proud Jianghu", seeing that the two brothers are getting more and more fierce, Xu Tingshi's face next to him is red, and he can't bear it anymore, Zhou Xuan stepped forward and said loudly: "If you want to say that you are weaker, you are not as weak as me, I will find an egg to fight with you, which of you can be weaker than me?" ”

The three brothers were stunned together, and opened their mouths, you look at me, I look at you, I can't think of anything weaker than eggs.

The third Ah Duan was indeed the smartest of the three brothers, and retorted: "Eggs are not chickens, so they can't fight at all." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "When an egg hatches, it is a chicken, and it can't fight because it's too weak." ”

At this moment, even the smart third child was speechless.

The three brothers saw his father at this time, pointed to Zhou Xuan and asked, "Daddy, who is he?" ”

Xu Tingshi said: "This is Zhou Gongzi, and he is also a master of cockfighting. He didn't dare to say that Zhou Xuan was a doctor, his three sons hated doctors the most, because doctors always wanted to treat them, and they were not sick.

Zhou Xuan waved his hand and said: "No, no, I'm not a master, I'm a low-handed cockfighter, okay, the three sons continue to play, and retire in the next." He glanced at Xu Shishi, which meant that he had "hoped" enough, and he had something to talk about elsewhere.

The three sons did not follow, and stopped them all and said: "There is no strongest cockfighting in the world, only stronger, so the egg should not be the weakest, tell us quickly, what is weaker than the egg?" ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "Who said that these three are idiots, they still understand dialectics." Say, "Think about it, where the eggs are born?" ”

"Hens."

"That's right, hens are weaker than eggs, you still fight according to the original, don't be weaker, it's boring to be weaker, how can there be a cockfight weaker than that, it is rumored that it will be laughed at by the chicken friends in Jiangzhou City."

The three brothers nodded their heads repeatedly.

Zhou Xuan, his father-in-law, and Xu Tingshi returned to the previous small hall, the guest and the host sat down, and Xu Tingshi looked at Zhou Xuan expectantly.

Zhou Xuan slowly took two sips of the teacup, and then said: "Xu Tingshi, don't blame the late life for speaking bluntly-" After a deliberate pause, Xu Tingshi's face turned pale, thinking that his three sons were so stupid that they couldn't be helped.

Zhou Xuan continued: "Actually, the three sons of adults are not sick, I wonder if you have heard the legend of the 'Five Idiot Rangers'?" ”

Zhou Xuan's thinking jumped too fast, Xu Tingshi couldn't react, and said: "It is said that the three idiots have arrived in Jiangzhou, and now the whole city is on loose and secret guard, why did Zhou Gongzi suddenly talk about the 'Five Idiot Rangers'?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "These five people are all in the name of stupidity, could it be that they are all fools? ”

Xu Tingshi glared and said, "Who dares to say that they are fools and don't want to die?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Isn't this right, the three sons of the house are just a little stupid, but they are not stupid, the adults should take advantage of the situation, let them become masters of the cockfighting world, His Majesty the Emperor loves cockfighting, fighting insects, not necessarily only fame can get ahead, it is impossible for everyone to be an official, Fang Jinguo is peaceful and peaceful, entertainment is prevalent, and the three sons of the house are very useful. ”

Xu Tingshi was surprised and delighted, and had a feeling of being suddenly opened, and said repeatedly: "Zhou Gongzi, please open a prescription." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "It's not right for adults to lock up the three sons in the house, they should be allowed to go out to play, famous mountains and rivers are all going to visit, reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles, every place will meet friends with chickens, over time, knowledge will grow, and the mind will inevitably be opened, this is a good prescription for Ling Gongzi in later life." ”

Xu Tingshi was amazed, and said to Dr. Qin: "Brother Qin, Xu is really envious of you, with such a good son-in-law, Assistant Teacher Jiang dared to falsely accuse him of a fake marriage, he was really blind, if it was a fake marriage, Xu was the first to summon Zhou Gongzi into the mansion and marry my beloved daughter Xu to him as his wife." ”

Dr. Qin looked at Zhou Xuan worriedly, afraid that Zhou Xuan would change to climb the high branch of Xu Mansion, only to see Zhou Xuan smile and say, "Lord Xu is too good at telling jokes. His expression was as usual, and there was no intention of becoming inflammatory, so Dr. Qin was relieved.

After chatting a few more words, Weng and his son-in-law said goodbye to Xu Tingshi, and Xu Tingshi said: "When Dr. Qin is reinstated, a banquet will be held to invite the virtuous son-in-law, and there will be a heavy gift to thank Zhou Gongzi." ”

Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "Out of sight and out of mind, the three immortals of Peach Valley go out to play, the Xu Mansion is naturally clean, of course Lord Xu wants to thank me, hehe, I am doing a good deed, the three immortals of Peach Valley are also equivalent to being out of the cage, they must be happy." ”

Dr. Qin had Xue Ba sent back to the pretrial prison, and when he was leaving, he told Zhou Xuan to return to the Qin Mansion quickly, and he was now a little worried that this good son-in-law would be robbed.

Zhou Xuan said: "The son-in-law went to the post house to pick up the finch and go back. ”