"What's wrong with Zuo Shunmen? I'm still left cold Zen door! Left-handed doors! If you have something to say, let it go, if you have no words, let it go, if you don't have a fart, flash me away, I still have to have breakfast! Ji Qingwen didn't take "Zuo Shunmen" to heart at all, and naturally he didn't realize the importance of these three words.

The official no longer spoke to Ji Qingwen, but turned around and shouted: "Colleagues, back then, under this Zuoshun Sect, the Qingliu of the court killed the henchmen of the eunuch Wang Zhen on the spot, swept away the government in one fell swoop, and then expelled the rebels who entered the Kou. Now that the Manchurian Tartars are outside the city, and there are traitors in the DPRK and China, I might as well follow the example of the sages and beat Ji Qingwen, a thief, to death under this Zuoshun Gate! ”

It turned out that when Emperor Yingzong was in power, the eunuch Wang Zhen was in power, lied to the emperor to drive the expedition in person, and then was defeated by Wara, so that the main force of the three major battalions of the Beijing Division was all lost under the civil fort, and Wara also took the opportunity to enter the pass to attack the Beijing Division. At that time, the civil and military officials were full of righteous indignation, grabbed several of Wang Zhen's henchmen, and killed them on the spot under this Zuoshun door, and Yu Qian, who was the secretary of the military department at the time, specially asked for pardon for the innocence of the officials who committed the murder on the spot.

Since then, Zuo Shunmen has become a place outside the law of the capital teacher, and officials disagree with each other because of political opinions, as long as they fight each other here, even if they kill each other, from the emperor to Jing Zhaoyin, they don't care.

Although the officials present were of average conduct, they also knew the allusions, and after being reminded by the official just now, they suddenly opened their mouths and responded one after another: "Okay, right here, kill Ji Qingwen, this little thief!" ”

As he spoke, these officials raised their old arms, stepped out of their old legs, and slowly approached Ji Qingwen.

"Hit ...... Beat...... Kill me? ”

Ji Qingwen was taken aback when he saw this, and thought: Isn't this a good place to quarrel with each other here? Why do you have to do it? Why don't these ministers play their cards according to the routine!

But he is also a person who has fought a few battles and seen some of the world, and when he saw these ministers approaching with his sleeves up, he was not stunned for too long, and immediately came up with a countermeasure - he turned around and walked to the breakfast stall in the distance, and met Li Yan and Huang Degong first!

Those officials were experts in reciting poetry, but they obviously lacked sufficient physical exercise, but in a few moments, Ji Qingwen ran out of his not tight encirclement.

And in the blink of an eye, Ji Qingwen had already taken three steps and two steps to the side of the breakfast stall, and said while running: "Huang Degong, don't eat, come and help me!" Help me break up this group! ”

Huang Degong was pinching a fritter and eating happily, when he heard Ji Qingwen's voice, he hurriedly looked back, but saw that he was being chased and beaten by hundreds of officials, although he couldn't figure out what was going on, but he also subconsciously stepped forward and protected Ji Qingwen in front of him.

When the officials saw a tower-like man killed in the middle of the way, they couldn't help but stop and scolded: "This hero, we are all officials of the imperial court, and we want to kill Ji Qingwen, a traitor who brought disaster to the country and the people, on the spot!" Don't help the abuse, bring trouble on yourself! ”

Huang Degong is a rough man, and he can't recognize a basket of Dou Da characters, so naturally he doesn't know who these adults are talking about "纣" and who "桀" is.

However, he didn't recognize anything else, but he still recognized the official uniforms worn by the group of officials in front of him, and knew that he was a flat-headed commoner, if he offended so many big officials in the capital-even if he was covered by Ji Qingwen, there would be no good fruit to eat.

So Huang Degong didn't dare to act on the spot, but complained about Ji Qingwen: "Dongjia, why did you offend people again?" I have offended so many adults, you make it so difficult for me, are you helping you? Or won't help you? ”

Ji Qingwen scolded: "Nonsense, it's the monthly money that Lao Tzu gave you, if you don't help Lao Tzu, who else can you help?" Break up that crowd! ”

Huang Degong was embarrassed: "The owner, there are all big officials in front, and I don't have a serious start, what should I do if I kill them?" ”

Li Yan was still thoughtful and quick to react, and said to Huang Degong: "Who told you to beat them all to death?" You show your hand and scare them back. See this bench? You dismantled the stool with your bare hands and showed it to these adults! ”

Huang Degong said the word "oh" innocently, bent down to pick up a bench on the ground, held it in his hand, and shouted: "Bah! Don't come up! ”

Huang Degong was actually very weak and timid when he shouted this sentence in the face of so many first- and second-grade officials.

But these officials thought that this man was going to beat him with the bench, and they were really scared in their hearts, and they all held their breath, and none of them dared to rush forward, only stared at more than 100 pairs of eyes, as if they wanted to kill Huang Degong's gaze.

In front of everyone's eyes, Huang Degong pinched one bench leg with both hands, and with a slight force of his arms, he tore off the two bench legs with the thickness of the mouth of the wine glass.

When the officials saw his strength, they were all so frightened that they looked at each other, and they didn't dare to come forward and beat Ji Qingwen.

Just when they hesitated slightly, Huang Degong actually broke the leg of the bench, smashed the surface of the bench, and even the tenon was plucked down by him.

These officials thought about their old arms and legs, how could they be more fragile than this bench, but they couldn't withstand the destruction of the big man in front of them. So although they didn't say anything, their hearts were so nervous that they were beating wildly, and the rhythm of this heartbeat was similar to the beat of a drum......

At this moment, Li Yan stepped forward, waved at the ministers, and said: "My lords, 'a gentleman does not move his hands', this is a truth that the ordinary people understand. What do you have with Lord Ji Qingwen, why can't you be reasonable? Why do you have to do it? At the moment of the great enemy outside, isn't it too undignified for you to still fight here? ”

The officials were dumbfounded by him, and many of them had ashamed expressions on their faces.

Li Yan saw it, and said: "You all entered the palace yesterday to face the saint, you must be tired, it is better to go home first, rest well, and then make a plan before it is too late......"

Li Yanman thought that what he said was quite appropriate, but unexpectedly, someone in the crowd shouted: "I know this person, his name is Li Yan, and he is the son of Enke in the first year of Chongzhen." His father, Li Jingbai, is the former secretary of the military department, a hardcore eunuch! ”

Someone immediately chimed in: "Then this Li Yan is also a eunuch!" ”

"Ji Qingwen is good friends with Li Yan, so it must also be a eunuch!"

Li Yan has wanted to get rid of the identity of the eunuch party in the past few years, I don't know how much energy and intelligence he has expended, but he didn't expect that today in front of the Forbidden City, the core of the world's society, he was mentioned to the hidden pain in his heart, and suddenly his face turned blue and white with anger.

Ji Qingwen couldn't understand the story of this, he saw that Li Yan's expression was wrong, so he immediately stepped forward and scolded: "If you have anything, just come to me." Don't you want to fight? My 500 regiments are training in the city, if you really have the ability, gather all your family members and guards, and fight me head-to-head with dignity! Do you dare? ”

They really didn't dare.

These officials are very well-informed, and they know that the 500 elite soldiers under Ji Qingwen can repel the elite soldiers of the Manchurian Zhenghong Banner and the big Belle Daishan who led the army without knowing the life and death of the leader under the same force.

So there was silence for a while, and suddenly an official stepped forward and said: "Okay, 'the gentleman doesn't move his mouth', you Ji Qingwen, the remnant of the eunuch who slipped through the net, just wait for our impeachment recital!" ”

"That's right! Drown him with a cantata! ”

"Drown the remnants of this eunuch!"

"Let's write a joint concerto, write him a book of 10,000 words, can't drown him, and scare him to death!"

In this way, the more than 100 officials, while firing cannons, scattered in groups of three or five.

Among them, Xu Guangqi, Liu Ruozai and others, who were good friends with Ji Qingwen, did not dare to talk to Ji Qingwen in public, but only secretly exchanged a look and said hello, and then walked away with the crowd.

Ji Qingwen didn't expect that this vigorous "Zuoshunmen Brawl" would be a tiger with the result of such a quick admission by one side.

As soon as Ji Qingwen's tense spirit relaxed, his stomach became hungry, and he patted Li Yan, who was still angry, on the shoulder, and said, "Brother Li, this is the kind of virtue in the court now, don't take it to heart." Come on, hungry, right? I'll treat you to breakfast! ”

After that, Ji Qingwen beckoned the husband and wife who set up the stall, brought four bowls of wontons, and gave Li Yan, Huang Degong, Xiao Duozi and himself a bowl each.