Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 74: Guess the beginning correctly, but not the result correctly

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"I don't have anything to say this time!"

Seeing Xu Yan's change of color, Zhong Ming's face was happy, and everyone got the stolen goods, see how he quibbled. △，

However, she obviously underestimated Xu Yan, underestimated this guy's shamelessness, even if there were photos as evidence, Xu Yan was not so easy to admit, he stared at the camera screen for a while, flipped left and right a few times, and saw that there were no other photos, his eyes rolled, and he patted his head and said: "I said chief, how could you misunderstand me, you actually thought that I plugged the exhaust pipe, it turned out to be because of this photo." ”

"That's right, the person in this photo is me, and the action on this is also the action of plugging the exhaust pipe, but I am not plugging the exhaust pipe, but simulating and speculating on the posture of the person who plugs the exhaust pipe, so as to study his movements and force points, so as to better dig out the exhaust pipe..."

Nima! That's too!

Zhong Ming was dumbfounded, seeing that Xu Yan had been arrested by herself, and there were photos to prove it, she actually had a heartfelt word, insisting that he was helpful, such brazenness was absolutely rare in ancient and modern times, so she decisively gave up her plan to persuade him and directly used strong means.

"Xu Yan, you shameless person who reverses black and white, if I don't teach you a hard lesson today, I won't call Zhong Ming!" Zhong Ming stepped forward and approached Xu Yan step by step.

Xu Yan stepped back step by step, secretly complaining in his heart, his eyes were dripping and rolling, and suddenly he looked happy, pointed behind Zhong Ming and said, "Chief, someone is looking for you in the back!" ”

"Do you think I'm going to be fooled?" Zhong Ming pursed her lips and sneered, Xu Yan used this trick to deceive her last time, this time she still wants to do this, do you really think she is a fool?

Zhong Ming stepped forward with a sneer, and the orderly of the regiment commander over there hurriedly ran over and said, "Captain Zhong, the wolf tooth brigade has an urgent matter looking for you, and I have called the regiment commander and asked you to call back immediately!" ”

Xu Yan is so clever, as soon as he heard the orderly say this, taking advantage of Zhong Ming's stunned kung fu, he ran away, Zhong Ming looked at him unwillingly and left, his face changed a few times, and finally he didn't chase after him, but took the phone from the orderly, and quickly contacted the Dragon Tooth Brigade.

A minute later, the phone hung up, Zhong Ming was dumbfounded, it turned out that there was a special mission on the side of the Dragon Tooth Special Operations Brigade, which required her to carry it out immediately.

Although he couldn't clean up Xu Yan immediately, there was no doubt that the task was more important, Zhong Ming paused fiercely, but he didn't dare to slack off, jumped into the car directly, and prepared to leave with a fire.

It was just this ignition that she remembered that the exhaust cylinder was plugged and had not been completely cleaned out, which made her eyes black for a while, and she almost fainted, jumped off the car with a black face, picked up the dead branches left by Xu Yan, and quickly cleaned up the exhaust cylinder, and then jumped into the car and started the ignition.

The car roared and rushed out, Zhong Ming saw herself in the mirror through the rearview mirror, and there was a burst of fire, it turned out that in order to save time, she moved relatively big, and made a face of dirt, which looked grizzled, not to mention how embarrassed it was.

"Why is this happening! It shouldn't have turned out like this! ”

Zhong Ming roared in her heart, she always felt that the way the script was opened was wrong, obviously she caught Xu Yanxian, was it good? Obviously, you can clean him up and take a bad breath out of your heart, okay? How did it turn out like this? Let Xu Yan escape the catastrophe, not to mention, she has to take out the exhaust pump herself, making her disgraced, the most aggrieved thing in the world, I am afraid that it is nothing more than this!

Zhong Ming gasped heavily, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and at a certain moment, he gritted his teeth and muttered: "Xu Yan, you are lucky this time, wait for me to come back from a mission, see how I clean you up!" ”

Xu Yan ran away, but he didn't dare to go back to the dormitory, but quietly hid in the dark, observing Zhong Ming's movements, while secretly thinking about how to deal with it, until he saw Zhong Ming driving away, his tense nerves relaxed.

"Praise the goddess of fate, that female tyrannosaurus rex has something to leave, scared the baby to death!"

Xu Yan let out a sigh and patted his chest a few times, his eyes were full of happiness, don't look at her before distinguishing from Zhong Ming, her clever words are like springs, but in fact, her heart is not easy at all, and her palms are wet with sweat.

Rubbing his hands and wiping the sweat from his palms, the joy in Xu Yan's eyes dissipated, replaced by anger, Luo Yifei, this guy, actually designed him with Zhong Ming, causing him to be arrested, if it weren't for luck, it happened that Zhong Ming had something to leave, he would definitely be cleaned up, and he would definitely find him to settle this account.

Xu Yanfeng swept back to the dormitory and kicked the dormitory door open.

The door suddenly opened, and there was a loud noise, and everyone in the third class was taken aback, and they couldn't help but look up, but they saw Xu Yan standing at the door angrily, his fire-breathing eyes swept in the room, and then fell on Luo Yifei...

Then, there was no then, Xu Yan didn't rush out, the anger on his body began to escape, and his eyes became wandering, it turned out that next to Luo Yifei, there was another person sitting - squad leader Sun Xin, he was raising his eyebrows, staring at Xu Yan unkindly.

"Xu Yan, you have taken gunpowder, are you going to demolish the dormitory?" Sun Xin scolded.

"Squad leader, listen to me, I'm too angry, so..."

Xu Yan tried to explain, but before he could finish explaining, he was interrupted impatiently by Sun Xin, "If you are too angry, can you kick the door if you are too angry, can you destroy public property?" You have to remember that you are a soldier, not a hooligan ruffian in society, didn't the army teach you how to get in, get out and enter again! ”

Ha ha!

Under the laughter of everyone in the dormitory, Xu Yan walked out of the dormitory in dismay, stood outside the door with his head drooped, and shouted a report weakly, and then re-entered the dormitory with the approval of the squad leader Sun Xin, looking at the joking eyes of everyone, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped over his head, and all the momentum of the rainbow turned into a sullen...

So, like Zhong Ming, he guessed the beginning of the story correctly, but did not guess the end of the story correctly, and when victory was imminent, he encountered Waterloo because of unexpected variables.

So waited until the end of the lunch break, the afternoon training began, Xu Yan didn't find a chance to find Luo Yifei's trouble, and finally stayed up until the end of the training, what anger and anger, all of them were consumed by time, and now go to Xingshi to ask for guilt, there is no momentum at all, Xu Yan simply didn't mention this stubble, and found Luo Yifei and said: "Mule, I did what you said, I hope you keep your promise and actively cooperate with me to help Danian!" ”

"Of course!"

This was agreed before, plus Luo Yifei cheated Xu Yan, and he was empty-hearted, so he naturally would not refuse, so he was busy responding, and peeked at Xu Yan, seeing Xu Yan's expression as usual, he couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, and thought that Xu Yan would not pursue this matter.

But I don't know that this thing has a grudge, when the head of the regiment bombarded him out, he could make up the identity of the head of the regiment and his son-in-law to take advantage of him verbally; He took the opportunity of folding the quilt to pinch Xu Yan, and Xu Yan would rather be punished himself than pull him on his back... Today, Luo Yifei cheated him so much, causing him to be almost cleaned up by Zhong Ming, and was scolded by the squad leader Sun Xin, although he didn't say it on the surface, but secretly he was about to explode, and he had already thought of countless tricks, vowing to make him bleed and pus! Chapter 74: Guess the beginning correctly, but not the result