Volume 3 Liangjing Fengyun Sixty-nine, when I saw Zhou Xuan's buttocks, it was itchy

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Xuan out of the Lin De Palace, strode towards the Danfeng Gate.

Princess Qingle caught up from behind and called, "Cousin Xuan-" Princess Qingle did not call Zhou Xuan her cousin in private, so there must be something to ask Zhou Xuan to call her so.

Zhou Xuan stopped and turned around, and saw that Princess Qingle was still dressed in men's clothes, with a flat-winged gauze hat, a round-necked green robe, a jade red belt, and white socks and soap boots.

"This princess is a long-legged beauty, she wants to marry Liu Shousu, the prince of the Southern Han Dynasty nicknamed 'Snow Pig', it is really a flower inserted in cow dung, but even Xiao Zhouhou can't help her daughter, she can't regret her marriage, even if you pity the jade, what can you do?" Zhou Xuan thought like this, and asked, "What does Her Royal Highness the princess command?" ”

Princess Qingle asked, "Cousin Xuan, I blamed you wrongly before, I thought-"

Zhou Xuan said: "It's okay, as long as the princess is safe and sound." ”

Princess Qingle asked in a low voice, "Cousin Xuan, did I talk nonsense before?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "It's okay. ”

"Are you alright?" Princess Qingle's big and charming eyes looked at Zhou Xuan: "That means I'm really talking nonsense, what did I say?" I asked the queen mother, but the queen mother refused to say, cousin Xuan, tell me, I don't know what I said, it makes me so uncomfortable, as if I have lost something precious, and I will not even be able to sleep. ”

Princess Qingle was confused by the drug, lacked reason, lost her temper and refused to marry Liu Shousu, and Xiao Zhou refused to say anything. Zhou Xuan naturally couldn't say it, he deliberately swallowed and vomited at the moment, and Princess Qingle asked again and again before she said: "Her Royal Highness the princess told me about eating white fungus lotus seed soup in Yuping Pavilion that dayβ€”β€”"

"Ahh Princess Qingle's face turned red all of a sudden, and she couldn't help but put her hands back on her hips, and that delicate posture made Zhou Xuan's heart flutter, no, not just one, several swings.

"I, I, did I really say anything?" Princess Qingle asked in a low voice with a red face.

Zhou Xuan said: "But isn't it." Just now, the mother left me alone and severely reprimanded me, saying that if you want to fight, you can't beat Huzhu there, how can you fight there! ”

Princess Qingle blushed so much that she was about to drip blood, but she heard Zhou Xuan say again: "In order to punish me, Niangniang ordered me to find Her Royal Highness the Princess, ask Her Royal Highness the Princess to return a tooth for a tooth, fight back, and fight that placeβ€”β€”"

"You're a liar!" Princess Qingle screamed, ashamed and annoyed, glaring at Zhou Xuan with big eyes.

Zhou Xuan laughed: "What you said is true." The mother scolded me for being fake, haha. After that, he turned around and left, leaving a Qingle princess there and gritting his teeth in anger. The buttocks are itchy, and I don't know what's going on, since I was beaten by Zhou Xuan, every time I see Zhou Xuan, Princess Qingle's buttocks are numb and itchy.

Zhou Xuan teased the princess a little, relieved the stuffiness in his chest, and said in his heart: "Li Kun." Let's see, go against Lao Tzu, have a good life with you! ”

Lin Hanyun was waiting outside the Danfeng Gate, and the crown prince Li Jian was also there, and when he saw Zhou Xuan coming out, Lin Hanyun hurriedly greeted him: "Brother Zhou Xuan, let's ride back." ”

Zhou Xuan saw that Qing and Heijin were both tied to the horse stake outside the palace gate, and the matter of Shanglin Yuan was provoked because of this black gold, Li Kun expected that this black gold would have to be eaten to set up such a poisonous plan. It seems that whether it is a person or a horse, if there is ringworm, there are loopholes to drill.

Zhou Xuan gently patted the black gold horse's neck. Said: "Ludilu. Riding is a hindrance to the Lord, and today you will change your name. Hope henceforth dedicated to the Savior. ”

Lin Hanyun asked: "Brother Zhou Xuan, what name do you want to change for black gold?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Black gold is not good, this is a horse, if you want a charming name, let's call it Black Rose." ”

In "Dragon Babu", Mu Wanqing's mount is called Black Rose, the horse is very capable of running, and later the Savior died, and he is a loyal horse.

"Black Rose, Black Rose, that's good!" Lin Hanyun shouted: "Brother Zhou Xuan, give me another name for Qingye." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "How about calling the crane in the clouds?" ”

Lin Hanyun said happily: "Okay, good, the crane in the clouds, even if it runs like flying, it is called the crane in the clouds." ”

Li Jian said: "Cousin Xuan, let's go over there and talk." ”

Zhou Xuan and Li Jian walked to the Jinshui Bridge outside the palace gate and told what happened in Shanglin Yuan, Li Jian's eyes were red with anger, and he said repeatedly: "Outrageous! Make somebody's blood boil! Why didn't the queen mother punish that beast severely? ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "Don't worry, if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself." ”

Bidding farewell to Li Jian, Zhou Xuan rode on the "Black Rose", Lin Hanyun rode on the "Crane in the Clouds", and returned to the Xinzhou Hou Mansion under the escort of several government soldiers.

Lin Hanyun nodded and said: "I know, I don't say it, I won't let me play around after I say my sister, by the way, Brother Zhou Xuan, did I talk nonsense before, what did I say?" ”

Zhou Xuan knew that Lin Hanyun would definitely ask, and replied: "You treat me as Sister Daoyun, and you call me my sister and sister, begging me to be vulgar, which makes me touch my head, thinking that I have become a bald monk." ”

Lin Hanyun smiled and said, "Interesting." He asked again: "Brother Zhou Xuan, what does the aphrodisiac effect mean by the imperial doctor?" ”

"Ugh!" Zhou Xuan burped with hunger and said: "It's just that it makes people feel extremely emotional, you see Princess Qingle, she is already awake, and she still wants to kick me with her feet, is it intense?" ”

Lin Hanyun nodded and said, "King Jing wants to urge Brother Zhou Xuan's love, right, so that Brother Zhou Xuan can beat the queen and the princess, and then King Jing will cure Brother Zhou Xuan's crimes, right?" ”

Zhou Xuan didn't want to talk too much about this matter, and said: "Yes, yes, but you can't say this to others, and Sister Daoyun can't say it, the queen mother left me just now, just to warn me not to mention that matter again, do you know that the trouble comes from the mouth?" ”

Lin Hanyun said: "I understand, I'm not a child. ”

Back at the Xinzhou Hou Mansion, Zhou Xuan sent Lin Hanyun back to the Tongque Pavilion, and Fairy Jingyi was in a hurry, and said angrily: "Hanyun, why are you so disobedient, and you run around before your illness is cured!" Brother Xuan, you are also up to her! ”

Lin Hanyun hurriedly said, "Sister." I'm all cured, and I don't have a cough at all-" Asked Zhou Xuan sideways: "Brother Zhou Xuan, did you hear my cough?" ”

Zhou Xuan smiled: "It seems to have coughed." He said to himself, "You don't have a cough, but you are talking nonsense." Thinking that Lin Hanyun pulled him and forced him to marry Fairy Jingyi, he couldn't help but think a little

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Lin Hanyun glanced at Zhou Xuan, this time she didn't pinch Zhou Xuan, and shouted: "Sister, I want to eat, I'm starving." ”

Fairy Jingyi exclaimed: "It's late afternoon, you haven't dined in the palace!" "Hurry up and order the servant woman to tell the cook to cook a few dishes quickly.

Hibiscus saury fillet, Jinling salted duck, stewed yellow eel, ivory chicken strips, money shrimp cakes, tender fried cucumber......

Zhou Xuan and Lin Hanyun didn't eat anything when they got up in the morning, and they were really hungry now. The two of them rushed to eat, and the Jingyi Fairy on the side looked at the two people who were gobbling up, and felt really warm.

Zhou Xuan was eating and drinking here, but Li Kun, who was a few miles away from King Jing's Mansion, didn't think about tea and dinner, gritted his teeth, sighed for a long time, just now the palace sent a female official to pass on the queen's mother's message, so that King Jing should not enter the palace in the near future, please be safe and meet everything, and there is no more bullying and framing of the Marquis of Xinzhou.

Please ask His Royal Highness King Jing to do it himself.

Li Kun has never been punished like this, and if he is not allowed to enter the palace, the emperor's grace is weak. Li Kun is a person who never thinks that he has anything wrong, the fault is all in others, he hates Zhou Xuan even more, thinking that it is Xiao Zhou who protects Zhou Xuan, and he is so jealous that he wants to go crazy, and walks around the room in the study. Holding a sword in his hand, he slashed at the bookshelves and several cases.

Gan Simou shrank on the side, not daring to persuade him.

Li Kun vented, put his sword into the sheath, regained his cold expression, and said, "Mr. Gan, why is your plan always a little worse every time, harming others instead of yourself?" ”

Gan Simou sighed and said: "People are not as good as heaven, how did you know that Princess Qingle would rush over." happened to break the ribbon again, and he wanted to change horses with Zhou Xuan. Alas! ”

Li Kun also sighed. knew that this was the case, and he was dragging Hu Zhu down in the Keju field. Save her from bad things, if the plan is successful, Zhou Xuan is now a ghost under the knife, it's a pity, it's a pity, a thought, a failure!

Li Kun asked: "Mr. Gan, the queen mother has become suspicious of me after listening to Zhou Xuan's slander, and she has strictly warned me not to deal with Zhou Xuan again, what do you say will happen in the future, let Zhou Xuan be arrogant?" ”

Gan Simou said: "There should be no other actions at the moment, it is better for the prince to be obscure, once the time is ripe, then lift the three-foot sword and rise up, after ascending to the big treasure, Zhou Xuan is not like a little caterpillar, the prince crushed him to death." ”

Li Kun laughed, there was no way to take Zhou Xuan now, so he had to be so obscene first.

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The "Royal Shinshu Circle" won three matches in the three qualifying matches for the Qingming Keju championship and successfully entered the top 36, waiting for the official start of the first Keju championship in early March.

In the past few days, Zhou Xuan is very leisurely, every morning after practicing the ball, he will be accompanied by the four idiots to go to the Hanlin Painting Institute to learn Tang painting techniques from Gu Zhong, Gu Hongzhong is also full of teaching, Zhou Xuan has a lot of experience, I believe that once he understands the painting skills will make great progress.

In the afternoon, Zhou Xuan played on the harmonica, and Yang Xiaofeng memorized the score, which was some fast-paced DJ dance music, ready to be used as an accompaniment to aerobics.

In the evening, Zhou Xuan accompanied the Lin sisters to fish in the small river in the back garden, while talking about some Australian anecdotes, watching the sisters smile, waiting for the fish to take the bait, it was really fun.

At night, Zhou Xuan played against the four idiots and the ancient Liuquan pattern, studied the chess theory, Zhou Xuan and Huang Xingjian's much-anticipated three-way chess battle is coming, Huang Xingjian's chess strength is really above Zhou Xuan, Zhou Xuan can rely on the new layout, these three-way chess Zhou Xuan must win, not caring about the position of chess to be edicted, he is going to take this opportunity to implement his new rules of Go.

Princess Qingle sent Feng Ajian to ask Zhou Xuan to paint a portrait of her, but Zhou Xuan politely refused on the grounds that the queen mother had not been summoned.

Zhou Xuan asked Yang Xiaofeng to record three short stories about chatting and sending them to Xiao Zhouhou, one is "Stealing Peaches", one is "Planting Pears", and the other is "Wang Liulang" about the friendship between people and ghosts.

On February 23, the Ministry of Industry sent people to bring a special large chessboard, wooden ground, one zhang square, black and white chess pieces have been fired with black pottery, white pottery respectively, just wait for the 25th Zhou Xuan and Huang Xingjian decisive battle.

On the eve of the decisive battle, after playing a game of chess with Zhou Xuan, the four idiots said: "Master, I don't know how my third brother is now, he should be back according to the schedule." ”

Zhou Xuan said: "The third child is newly married, and once the body of the boy is broken for more than 30 years, it is out of control, and it is estimated that he will indulge all the way and be happy." ”

The fourth idiot glared at Zhou Xuan and said, "The third brother's trip is also dangerous, he has attracted all the people of the Humen to his side, so that the master can be leisurely and happy." ”

Zhou Xuan asked: "Who is the third person who went to Hangzhou to meet the forest?" ”

The four idiots hesitated for a moment and replied: "Master Lin is the one who contacted the employer for our five idiot rangers, and he is known as the plum wife and crane son Lin Shishi. ”

"Ahh Zhou Xuan's eyes widened: "It turned out to be him, Mei wife and crane, I recognize it!" I recognize! "Yin: "The shadow is sparse and the water is shallow, and the dark fragrance floats in the dusk of the moon, which is really a good sentence for the ages!" ”

The four idiots were taken aback: "How could Zhou Xuan recognize Master Lin, it's impossible, but these two poems are Master Lin's proud words, and few outsiders know about them." Asked, "When did the master meet Sergeant Lin?" ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Divine friendship, divine friendship, Lin Shishi is an elegant person, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs, all exquisite, I have been in love for a long time." ”

Only then did the four idiots relax and said with a smile: "If there is fate, the master will meet with Sergeant Lin." ”

And they talked for a while about the decisive battle tomorrow, and then went to rest.

Zhou Xuan naturally slept with Yang Xiaofeng, and it was indispensable to play with the little sheep, Yang Xiaofeng knew that Zhou Xuan would have a major Go game tomorrow, and said: "Childe, raise your spirits." ”

Yang Xiaofeng's speech is very concise, Zhou Xuan gets along with her a lot, and his mind is naturally connected, knowing that Yang Yangshen wants him to rest early, not clouds and rain, so as not to play chess tomorrow without energy.

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "I feel a lot of pressure before the competition, and having sex is a good way to relieve pressure.