Chapter 1002: Happy Slapping in the Face
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"Fish - the banana in the belly of the fish - the banana in the belly of the fish."
After noon, I saw a descendant running wildly on the street, throwing an unknown object in his hand, shouting "Banana Daily" for a while, and shouting "fish belly" for a while.
However, after only a few moments, some people could be heard shouting the same thing everywhere in the streets. After a while, the news about the "Banana Daily from Fish Maw" immediately spread throughout Bianliang City.
"If no one knows, he must not do it. It's not that they don't report it, it's just that the hour hasn't come yet. When you recidivize, it will be the day when Banana Daily will reappear. There will be a period later! β
Today's Banana Daily didn't write too many words, but only three sentences, but it was precisely these three sentences that made the people feel happy and very enjoyable!
Recently, the actions of the imperial court have continued, obviously it is aimed at the banana daily, and the people have also understood, why the banana daily will suddenly become silent, obviously, this is the confrontation between the banana daily and the ministers of the court, but the imperial court has never prevented the banana daily from entering the city, these three sentences also slapped Cai Jing and others in the face, the irony is already self-evident, these people who have been bullied by corrupt officials for many years can not be happy.
This is really a blatant provocation of civil and military officials, maybe it is more appropriate to use flirtation, this is a naked slap in the face!
Now the ministers in Cai's mansion, all their faces are red and swollen, and the house is silent, under their such precautions, they still did not stop the appearance of the banana daily, no one thought that the other party would hide the daily newspaper in this fish belly, and the content of the daily newspaper is deliberately satirizing them, this is simply a great shame!
After a while, Cai Yong suddenly walked in quickly.
Cai Jing hurriedly asked, "Can you find out who did it?" β
Cai Yong shook his head awkwardly and said, "Master, this matter seems to have nothing to do with those fishermen. According to them, it was yesterday evening when they went out to the river to fish, and suddenly a large number of fish gushed out of the river, and it was believed that someone had deliberately put the fish into the river to lure them to catch them, and with their hands, they sent out the banana daily. β
"How can it be?"
As soon as Cai Yong finished speaking, Cai You on the side suddenly slapped the table. Huo Ran got up. Furious, he said, "These thieves are so lawless. I can't spare them. β
Cai Qian said lightly: "Big brother, now I don't even know who the other party is, and it won't help if you get angry." β
Cai You glanced at Cai Qian and snorted lightly. I sat back down.
Cai Jing was silent for a while, sighed, and said, "It seems that we are still a bad move!" β
Gao Yu said: "But according to what I said above, I think they will not appear again in the near future." β
Li Bangyan smiled bitterly: "If that's the case, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult for us to find out who is doing the ghost." However, they also took great risks in such a big way. Just to write such a sentence? Why is that? β
Gao Yu sneered: "It's very simple, they want to deter some people. β
What Brother Yu said was not wrong at all, Li Qi did not hesitate to commit crimes against the wind, just to leave a shadow in the hearts of these corrupt officials, although he knew that this could not prevent the existence of corruption. But this simple sentence will make those corrupt officials have a little more worries when they are corrupt, and they will no longer be as unscrupulous as before, which is enough, because the unknown is the most terrifying.
Cai Jing frowned and said: "Hearing you say this, the old man remembered what Li Qi once said, but what mortals do, it is all for purpose and interests, and the other party does everything possible to expose some illegal acts of the ministers of the DPRK and China, what can they get?" And the biggest winner in this event? β
"The biggest winner?"
Gao Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "Could it be-?" β
The rest of the people also reacted, and couldn't help but look at each other, and their faces looked very strange.
Cai Jing's eyebrows gradually sank, pondered for a while, and then shook his head and said: "It's unlikely, if it was that person, he would never shake out the matter of Cao Tongzhiyuan." β
Gao Yu snorted and said, "What the Taishi said is good, it shouldn't be that person." In fact, there are many self-proclaimed so-called chivalrous people in the world, didn't Song Zi also use the guise of doing the right thing for heaven at the beginning, I think most of them were done by people like Song Jiang. β
"It's possible."
Cai Qian suddenly said: "By the way, what about Li Qiren?" β
Cai Jing said: "Yes! The old man had already sent someone to call him, why was he still coming at this time. β
This says Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives!
Before Cai Jing's voice fell, Li Qi's voice sounded outside, "Taishi, Taishi, it's not good, something is wrong." β
With a burst of anxious shouting, I saw Li Qi hurriedly run in, this time into the house, Li Qi looked at the room full of people, and said, "Huh? You're all here! β
Gao Yu said: "What are you yelling about? What's the big deal? β
Li Qi sighed and said: "By the way, you don't know, today Xia Guan met Fanlou Song's sister-in-law on the street, thinking that she hadn't tasted her fish soup for a long time, so she invited her to take a boat to the Bianhe River, while enjoying the scenery of my Bianjing, while tasting the deliciousness, she quickly agreed, we went to the fish market to buy a fish, and went to the Bianhe River by boat. β
"Isn't that it?"
Cai You raised his right hand depressedly, only to see him holding a piece of cowhide in his right hand.
Li Qi was surprised: "Privy Envoy, why do you have it too!" β
Cai You said angrily: "This matter has spread all over Tokyo now, you are only here now, it is too late." β
"Really?"
Li Qi was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "These thieves are so blind that they dare to openly argue with us, we must not spare them lightly!" β
Cai You said: "Then I don't know what the economic envoy has to do?" β
"W-no."
Cai You snorted: "No, you still have so much nonsense? β
Li Qi asked rhetorically: "Hey, listening to your tone, you seem to have a clever plan?" β
Cai You was stunned for a moment, tilted his head, and said, "No!" β
Li Qi smiled and said, "It seems that we all like to talk nonsense." β
This is really a pair of living enemies! Cai Jing sighed in his heart and shook his head helplessly.
Gao Yu didn't like to listen to their nonsense, and said to Cai Jing: "Taishi, what should we do now?" β
Everyone looked at Cai Jing.
Cai Jing sighed: "Check it for two more days, and it'll be over." β
Cai You said eagerly: "Daddy." Shall we just leave it at that? β
Cai Jing said: "Otherwise, what else can I do, maybe they have already left, besides, now that people outside are panicking, it is not a way to investigate like this." After a pause, he added, "However, just in case, we can send some people to continue the investigation secretly to prevent them from playing tricks." β
Richie muttered to himself. Thankfully, I am a traitor. Otherwise, they might catch them in the future.
Cai You listened. Although you are unwilling, you can only accept this fact, you can't send more than 1,000 people to check everywhere every day, wouldn't this be a mess.
Cai Jing looked at Li Qi and asked, "Li Qi." It's the draft the day after tomorrow, are you ready? β
Li Qi sneered: "Taishi, these days, the officials have been busy tracking down those thieves every day, and they haven't been to the academy yet. β
Cai Jing frowned slightly, and said, "That's all for the time being, you get the draft conference done first." β
Cai You was displeased to hear the boss, in his heart, running an academy is losing money, and it is useless. secretly thought, Daddy is really old and confused, he doesn't do business, and he likes to do some college.
Li Qi nodded and said, "Then I'll take my leave first." β
"There you go."
Out of the Taishi Mansion, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of Li Qi's mouth. His face looked extremely proud, and it was a wonderful feeling to be able to play with Cai Jing, Gao Yu and others in the palm of his hand!
Refreshing!
"Bu Shuai, with your face, anyone can see that you did this." Ma Qiao suddenly leaned over and whispered.
Li Qi was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "What's wrong with my face?" β
"Treacherous!"
"Rapeβ?" Li Qi said angrily: "How do you speak, what is treachery, have you ever read a book-hmm." This- really that? β
Ma Qiao nodded without hesitation.
"It looks like I'm getting a little carried away, but you can't blame me, it's so exciting."
Having said that, Li Qi's face still became extremely angry, and he scolded: "Don't let me catch those bastards, otherwise, I will make them worse than dead." β
Getting so fast? Ma Qiao said in a low voice: "Bu Shuai, even if you want to cover it up, then don't scold yourself for being a bastard." β
"When did I scold myself, I didn't do this, I scolded Nan Bowan those bastards, no, no, no, I should call them a group of cute bastards." Li Qi snickered twice, waved his hand and said: "Let's go, I am here in advance, I believe that those corrupt officials will be restless from today onwards, whenever they do bad things, they will definitely feel that there are many pairs of eyes around him staring at him, even if they can't scare them to death, they will be scared away half their lives, haha." β
The two of them mounted their horses and headed towards the Taishi Academy. After a meal, an acquaintance suddenly came to him, Li Qi looked at the person, his face looked very depressed, and said secretly, no, this is inevitably a bit of a coincidence.
But when the man saw Li Qi, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly rode forward, arched his hand, and chuckled: "Economic envoy, what a coincidence!" I was just going to look for you. β
This person is none other than Zhao Jingyan.
Li Qi said depressedly: "I'm really sorry, I'm really not in the mood to talk to you today, so I'll leave first." β
Zhao Jingyan was stunned for a moment, hurriedly stopped Li Qi, and said: "The economic envoy still asks to stay, and I don't have to talk to you about the wind and the moon, but there is one thing that the economic envoy asks for advice." β
This woman is a real headache. Li Qi was worried in his heart, but he said expressionlessly: "I'll talk about it first, except for the bullshit Banana Daily, the rest is easy to say." β
"This."
Zhao Jingyan opened her mouth slightly, and swallowed back the words that came to her mouth.
Li Qi looked at her deflated appearance, and secretly laughed in his heart, but he feigned anger on his lips: "You won't really come to see my jokes, right?" β
Zhao Jingyan shook her head and said, "Of course not." β
Li Qi snorted and said, "That's good, whoever dares to talk about the banana daily in front of me now is my Li's enemy." Son of a bitch, what a thing, a broken newspaper, I swept the street for more than ten days, and before dawn, I had to get up, this is simply murder! Straight bitch, if I let me know which bastard is behind the ghost, I have to let him eat a pound of bald chicken, with two, no, ten sows for a month, before I can get out of this evil breath in my heart. Zhao Gongzi, you know me, how can I ever suffer such a big loss at anyone's hands, it is simply a great shame, my aunt can bear it, but my uncle will never bear it. By the way, what are you looking for from me? β
A pound of bald chickens? Ten sows? Zhao Jingyan couldn't help but stand on end, hesitated for a moment, shook her head and smiled bitterly: "This-it's okay." β
"Nothing? You just said that you have something to ask! β
"That-uh, I suddenly forgot about it when you interrupted me like that, but it's not a big deal."
"That's the case, then I have to rush to the academy, and I'll be out of company."
"Goodbye."
The two passed by, but Li Qi kept talking and scolding: "Wang Balamb, dare to play such a trick with me, okay!" Ma Qiao, you will pass on my order later, and then transfer some people from the guard horse, and start a carpet-like search, and if you can't find out who the real culprit is, let them come to see them. β
The more Ma Qiao listened, the more curious he became, and he just looked at Li Qi blankly.
Li Qi hurriedly gave him a wink.
Ma Qiao was stunned before he reacted, nodded, and made a few sounds.
After walking more than ten steps, Li Qi suddenly whispered: "Ma Qiao, look at that lady, oh no, did the woman chase after you?" Be careful, don't let her find out. β
Ma Qiao sighed, glanced back, and said, "No, she has already gone away." β
"Wow! I wish she could believe it. Richmond let out a long sigh.
Ma Qiao looked at Li Qi curiously, and said with a strange expression: "Bu Shuai, to be honest, it is the first time in my life that Ma Qiao has seen someone scold him, and he can scold him very happily." Why are you doing that? β
Li Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Did you only know that woman today?" I don't know what the brain is like, goblins, I'm not afraid to talk to her too much, so that she can detect any clues. By the way, you will ask someone to go to Baifu later, and say that I will be busy in Taishi Academy for a long time, and I will live in my own home tonight. β
Goblins? Who has your fine! Ma Qiao nodded, and said, "No, I remember that you said yesterday that the affairs of Taishi Academy are almost busy?" β
Li Qi waved his hand and said depressedly: "I can't help it, my mother-in-law is even more changed than the woman just now--smarter, for the sake of safety, it's better not to see." β
"Oh."
More than ten zhang behind them, Zhao Jingyan looked at their backs that were gradually moving away, her eyes flashing with confusion, and said, "Could it beβhe really didn't do it?" (To be continued)