Kong Lian came to Heaven County.

As soon as Kong Lian arrived in Heaven County, he heard the people of Heaven County complaining about divination.

When Kong Lian heard that, his heart was very happy.

Kong Lianxin said: My opportunity is here again!

Kong Lian preached in Tiantian County, he preached how Li Cunmiao couldn't do it, he preached that under Li Cunmiao's governance, corrupt officials and corrupt officials were everywhere, just left a Shen Panhong, and another Bu Xing.

Kong Lian's preaching, many people were encouraged by him again.

What Kong Lian preached was indeed like that, and it was indeed not possible under the governance of Bu Xing.

Kong Lian recruited more than a hundred people at once.

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With more than 100 people, Kong Lian was very happy.

Because of these more than 100 people, he has the power to take Heaven County.

Kong Lian knew that there were only 100 people in the county seat of Heaven County, and if he led a hundred people to take Heaven County, he would almost be able to take down Heaven County.

However, Kong Lian didn't want to pay much for taking Heaven County.

Kong Lian knows: Now there are more than 100 people, if he pays a lot of price for Tiantian County, if he injures some people and horses for Tiantian County, and when the brigade of Yurong, the prefect of Qingzhou Prefecture, comes, it will be difficult for him to do it.

Don't look at the fact that there are only 100 people in Tiantian County, but there are many people in Qingzhou Mansion.

There are more than 1,000 people in Qingzhou Mansion.

For this reason, Kong Lian came up with a plan.

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Let's talk about the three cats, four dogs, five pigs, six sheep, seven oxen, and eight horses under Bu Xing.

On this day, cats, dogs, pigs, sheep, cows, and horses go to a restaurant to collect taxes.

Ever since the Cats and Dogs Six Boys came to Paradise County, they have had nothing to do but collect taxes.

On this day they arrived at a restaurant.

As soon as they entered, they shouted, "The tax collector is coming." Here comes the tax collector. Tell your boss to come out. ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly greeted him: "Back to this official, our boss is not at home today." Today it was only our boss's wife. ”

Cat Sanle: "What? Only your boss's wife is here? That would be great. Call her out! ”

The guy said, "That's not good. Our boss's wife is a woman. Women can't just meet people. ”

Mao San said: "What kind of woman can't meet people casually? Can't you just see people, can't you just see me? I....... ”

Mao San wanted to continue, but he suddenly felt that what he just said was a little awkward: "What kind of woman can't meet people casually?" Can't you just meet people, can't you just see us? "We're not human, are we?

You can't just see people, you can't see cats and dogs casually?

Cat San thought of this. His words suddenly changed again: "Anyway, I have to see your boss's wife today!" ”

The shopkeeper said, "This official, our boss's wife is a woman!" ”

Cat San said: "Nonsense! Isn't the boss's wife a woman? ”

The shopkeeper said: "This official, you are a master, our boss's wife is really inconvenient to see people!" ”

Mao San said: "Don't talk nonsense, quickly call your boss's wife out!" I told me that my evil temper is coming today, and I must see a woman today. If it's a man, I won't see the third master today. ”

The shopkeeper said, "What are these things?"

The shopkeeper couldn't do it, so he had to ask his boss's wife to go.

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The shopkeeper went to the back room.

The owner's wife is in the back room.

Because the inner room is separated from the outer room by only a cloth curtain. The distance between the inner room and the outer room is not very far, so you can hear the outside room talking in the inner room.

Mao San and the others heard the shopkeeper say in the inner room: "Madam, there are six officials outside calling you." ”

Immediately, a woman's voice came from inside: "Didn't you say that the boss is not at home today, I am a woman, is it inconvenient for me to see people?" ”

Then I heard the shopkeeper say inside, "I said, but they just won't listen, they say they have to see you." ”

I heard a woman's voice come from inside: "Which unreasonable guys want to see me?" ”

Cats and others listen to this awkwardness!

Cats and other people said: We have become "guys"? We are officials, she should call us "master", she dares to call us "guys"!

I heard the shopkeeper say inside: "It's the third cat in the county." ”

I heard a woman's voice from inside: "Is it cat three, dog four, them?" ”

I heard the shopkeeper say inside: "It's the third master of the cat." ”

I heard a woman's voice from inside: "Isn't it the third cat and the fourth dog?" The old lady will go to see them right away! ”

Cats and others listen to this awkwardness!

The third class of cats said in their hearts: The boss's wife is too bold. When others saw us, they all called us the third master and the fourth master, and she dared to call us "cat three" and "dog four" one by one, and she dared to call us "old lady" in front of us! After she came out. Look how I clean her up!

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After a while, the boss's wife came out of the back room.

As soon as the boss's wife came out, the cat and the others were all startled.

At first, Mao San and the others thought that the boss's wife was small and exquisite, and she was somewhat beautiful.

The average woman is small and delicate.

But wait for the boss's wife to come out. When the cat and the others looked at it, the boss's wife was not only not small and exquisite, but also had no appearance at all.

This boss's wife was born tall and big. He is taller than the average man.

If you don't look good, you just don't look good.

At first, Mao San and the others also wanted to meet the boss's wife, first talk to the boss's wife, and then go to the inner room with the boss's wife to make love, but now when Mao San and the others see it, they are all on fire.

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Cat San's eyes widened suddenly.

Mao San shouted at the boss's wife: "You are the boss's wife?" When will you pay the taxes you owe to the government? ”

The boss's wife said, "When did I owe the government taxes?" Didn't I pay my taxes at the end of last year? ”

At that time, the tax was paid at the end of the year.

Mao San said: "You paid your taxes at the end of last year, and I said your taxes this year." ”

The boss's wife said, "This year's tax is not yet due. ”

Mao San said: "When I say it's time, it's time!" ”

The boss's wife said, "If I don't say it's time, it's not time." ”

Mao San said: "You dare to resist taxes and not pay!" ”

The boss's wife said, "You dare to mess around in the old lady's shop!" ”

The boss's wife is called "old lady", and the cat is even more popular.

The third class of cats said: We haven't called "master" in front of you yet, you first call "old lady" in front of us!

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Mao San and the others and the boss's wife didn't talk to each other, so they fought.

Cat San and the others still think that they can subdue the boss's wife by dividing it by two: Can't we big men subdue a crazy woman?

As soon as Mao San and the others were beaten, they realized that they really couldn't subdue a crazy woman.

After a while, they let the boss's wife stagger.

The boss's wife beats in front of cats and others, just like a mother educating a child.

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Cat Sanren and others took a look: Let's run!

Mao San and the others shouted at the boss's wife: "You dare to fight the official, you dare to resist taxes, you wait to be unlucky!" (To be continued.) )