Volume 2 Born I am Twenty-Eight, Inscription on the Leg
The three people of Xuan came out of the Xinghuafang, the carriage of the Thorn Shifu was waiting at the gate of the fang, and they heard the neighing of horses at the other end of the long street, and a large group of people and horses rushed over, and when they came closer, it turned out that Chen Ji brought a group of government officials, as well as two hundred horses and foot archers led by the subordinate Si Bing Gong Cao of the state government to help.
Chen Ji saw that Zhou Xuan and the three of them were unharmed, and said happily: "I heard that the servant said that you went to the appointment of 'Saiguo Jie', and I was afraid that he would be unfavorable to you, so I rushed to the place with a rush of people." β
Chen Ji's concern was sincere, Zhou Xuan held his hand and said: "The biggest gain of my little brother's visit to Hongzhou this time is that I have met a good friend like Brother Chen, which is really worth the trip." β
Chen Ji laughed: "Not really, the biggest gain should be to hold the first beauty in Hongzhou." β
Zhou Xuan smiled: "That's the second harvest, haha." β
Zhou Xuan didn't take another car, and rode and talked with Chen Ji on horseback.
Chen Ji asked about the night banquet in the Song Mansion, and when he heard Zhou Xuan say that the fourth gentleman knocked the walnut with his fingers to deter the "Sai Guo Jie", he couldn't help laughing, and arched his hand on horseback and said: "Mr. Fourth, I didn't expect that Mr. Chen's chess skills are superb, and his martial arts are so amazing, I admire and admire." β
That Si Binggong Cao also gave a thumbs up to the four idiots and said: "The person who can make 'Sai Guo Jie' convince is not the second one in Hongzhou, and Mr. Fourth is really a god!" β
The four idiots have no boasting and complacent on the surface, and seem to be pampered and forgotten, but in fact, they are very happy in their hearts, although he is a world-famous five idiot rangers, but because of his mysterious whereabouts, he rarely shows up in front of people, so he has hardly heard others praise him in person, which will be praised by so many people. It's just overjoyed, and his face is tense, for fear of accidentally showing a smug look.
Back at the Thorn History Mansion, Yang Xiaofeng heard Zhou Xuan coming back, and hurriedly walked out of the room, her lips trembling. I wanted to say something, but I still didn't say anything.
Zhou Xuan looked at her shyly appearance, which was really moving, and smiled: "I'm fine, thank you Miss Xiaofeng for your concern." β
Yang Xiaofeng's cheeks, which were as white as mutton fat, slowly became red, delicate and incomprehensible.
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The next day, the eighth day of the ninth lunar month, the day before the Chung Yeung Festival. Hongzhou City was full of lights, and the people outside the city began to pour into the city in large numbers, rubbing shoulders everywhere, and it was very lively.
There are also many public holidays for officials in the Tang Dynasty, except for the five-day round of rest days, this Double Ninth Festival actually has seven days off.
Early that morning, Chen Ji's two cousins, Sun Zhan and Sun Sheng, heard that Zhou Xuan had brought a fierce insect from Jiangzhou. So he came to see, and when he saw that it was a black-backed insect, he was disappointed, Sun Shengxin was straightforward, and said, "I thought you brought some good insects, that's all." As soon as you enter the basin, you will be bitten and run away. β
Zhou Xuan laughed, he wanted this kind of confusing effect, and said: "Didn't you say that there is a large-scale insect competition in Baihuazhou today, let's go and see it?" β
Sun Zhan said: "There must be a lot of green-backed insects in this Baihuazhou insect battle, but there are no good insects in our house, only two yellow-backed insects, take them to play." β
Seeing that the Sun brothers looked down on "untouchable", the four idiots couldn't help but laugh secretly. He was very interested in the mysterious "untouchable" who defeated the greenback insect, and thought that Laifu was clumsy and would not wait for the insect, so he took the initiative to take care of the "untouchable", and unknowingly became Zhou Xuan's insect slave. At this time, he held a black clay pot containing "untouchable" and followed Zhou Xuan and them to Baihuazhou, looking forward to the scene of "untouchable" defeating the insects, being invincible, and infinitely beautiful.
Zhou Xuan felt that Yang Xiaofeng was bored alone, so he took her with him.
Although Yang Xiaofeng is quiet and silent, there is no joy or hatred, but after all, she is a thirteen-year-old girl of great age, and she has a natural yearning for going out to play.
Zhou Xuan, Chen Ji and others rode their horses to Baihuazhou.
Baihuazhou is on the East Lake, the three islands in the center of the lake are in full bloom every spring, so it is called Baihuazhou, and the lake shore is connected with a nine-curved covered bridge, the lake is colorful, and the scenery is pleasant.
The weather at the beginning of September, the autumn is high and cool, the East Lake tourists are weaving in a radius of several miles, and those scholars and ladies who walked opposite Zhou Xuan and Yang Xiao were all overwhelmed by the beauty of Yang Xiaofeng, and they all asked who this woman was? There are scholars who have participated in the Tengwang Pavilion Chrysanthemum Poetry Meeting to tell the anecdote of the poetry crown of the Jiangzhou Zhou Qicha Gongzi and the beautiful little prostitute who won the Duhufu Wei Gongzi, and everyone was amazed.
Because yesterday's night banquet in the Song Mansion of Xinghuafang had not spread, someone asked strangely: "Has Wei Gongzi changed his sex, he was won by someone and did nothing to win the palm treasure, let the Seven Forks take the beauty to the lake this week, wouldn't this have lost his face?" β
Another person said: "Let's see, this Jiangzhou person wants to take away our first beauty in Hongzhou, but I'm afraid it's not so easy, even if Chen Gongzi helps him, it's useless, Wei Gongzi has always been ruthless, will he let him go?" I don't believe it if I die! β
Walking from the covered bridge on the lake to Baihuazhou, Zhou Xuan, Yang Xiaofeng and others followed
A string of teams, watching the posture of the beauties from the side and from behind, several of them were crooked, and the corners of their mouths were salivating.
Laifu said angrily: "Uncle, do you want to Laifu to drive these frivolous people away?" β
Zhou Xuan smiled: "We are outsiders, how can we be so arrogant?" Go out to play, both watch the scenery and see people, as long as you don't come to talk to offend, don't care about him, if you dare to come close to be light, then you can use your old fist. β
Laifu agreed, pinched his two big fists and looked left and right, more protective than Zhou Xuan.
There is really such a guy who wants to try Laifu's old fist, he is a thin-waisted scholar, born quite handsome, shaking a folding fan painted with flowers and birds, it is the third time he has come from the opposite side, staring intently at the sheep Xiaofeng, and chanting some poems in his mouth, trying to attract the attention of the beauty.
It turned out that after the thin-waisted scholar walked across from him, he hurriedly took a detour and copied in front of Zhou Xuan and them again, staring at Yang Xiaofeng fiercely, and pretending to accidentally miss when he walked by for the third time, the folding fan in his hand flew down to the side of the sheep's small skirt, and then quickly came up to pick up the fan, and actually reached out to pinch the sheep Xiaofeng bow and small embroidered shoes, thinking that this woman was shy and would not call out-
Zhou Xuan kept looking at it coldly, stepped on it suddenly, just stepped on the ground with the thin-waisted scholar's hand, and crushed it hard, and the scholar screamed: "My hand, my hand!" "Desperately withdrawn, the skin of the four fingers bleed, and the pain was unbearable.
Laifu had long seen that this person was annoying, and he came over with a few punches, and the thin-waisted scholar's turban fell off, and his head was scattered, and the ghost cried wolf.
The four idiots thought that this person's howl startled the "untouchable" in his hand, kicked on the back buttocks of the thin-waisted scholar, flew straight out five or six meters away, and fell into the East Lake with a "plop".
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Chen Ji and the Sun brothers both laughed.
Seeing this, the prodigal children who followed and chased beauty dispersed one after another.
At this time, a group of flowery girls came up, and Yingying Yanyan and Jiao whispered softly: "Zhou Qicha Gongzi!" Zhou Qicha Gongzi! β
It turned out to be a group of Qinglou women who were swimming in the lake, and the leader was the courtesan who got Zhou Xuan's signature on her skirt in the Tengwang Pavilion, Gege smiled: "Sisters, I'm right, Zhou Qicha Gongzi will definitely come to the lake in the next two days, quickly take out the prepared pen and ink, and ask Zhou Qicha Gongzi for inscription." β
Such a group of beauties fluttered back and forth like butterflies, Zhou Xuan was dizzy and dazzled, his right hand had been stuffed with a sheep's hair dipped in ink at some point, and a fan and a fan were stretched under his eyelids.
"Zhou Qicha Gongzi, inscribe a small poem on the fan of the concubine."
"Seven forks son, do you have an inscription on the fan of the concubine?"
"Fork boy, please also inscribe on the skirt of the concubineββ"
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The woman in the Qinglou was bold and lively, giggling and laughing, Zhou Xuan's thick-skinned face was also red-faced, and she was holding a pen and writing the words "Zhou Qicha" on the fan, the fan, and the skirt, writing and writing, and suddenly saw a snow-white thigh exposed in front of her, slender and round, smooth and delicate, and the cyan blood vessels under the white and transparent skin could be seen-
Zhou Xuan was taken aback, raised his eyes, and saw a tall and hot-eyed girl in a purple skirt in a lunge posture, with six Hunan skirts lifted in front of her left leg and behind her right leg, revealing five inches above the knee of her left leg.
"Seven Forks Boy, Niannu begs you to write an inscription on the skin of this thighβ"
Zhou Xuan was dumbfounded, as if he had seen those girls who were fanatical about chasing stars thousands of years later!
Chen Ji and the Sun brothers on the side applauded loudly, instigating Zhou Xuan to hurry up and inscribe, saying that this rhyme will definitely add luster to this year's Double Ninth Festival and become a big fun talk in Hongzhou.
* The spicy girl in the purple skirt didn't let go of her skirt, bared her legs and waited, and a group of women behind her laughed and said: "Nian Nu Nian Nu, you are really shocking, Zhou Qicha Gongzi, please don't refuse, become a Nian slave." β
Zhou Xuan thought to himself: "Will my handsome Zhou Qicha Zhou Gongzi still be intimidated by half a thigh!" It doesn't seem appropriate to just write last week's seven forks on the thighβ" said with a smile: "Dare not obey your fate." Leaning over and holding a pen, he wrote two words on the snow-white and slippery thighs of the girl in the purple skirt - "beautiful legs".
The sheep's hair was silky, scratching on the thighs crispy and itchy, and the girl in the purple skirt couldn't stop laughing, and her face turned red all of a sudden.
The Sun brothers took a closer look and praised: "Beautiful legs, haha, beautiful legs!" This girl, you can't wash this leg in the future, you have to keep Mobao forever, Zhou Qicha Gongzi praised you for being a beautiful leg, your leg must be worth a hundred times, and you will show at least ten or two legs in the future. β
The girl in the purple skirt said crisply: "Niannu will ask the tattoo maker to tattoo these two words on the leg, so that it will not be erased." β
All are overwhelmed.