Time flies.

It has been three days since the car was smashed in the blink of an eye, and with the run-in of these few days, the two have gradually cultivated some tacit understanding, such as if you look at me unpleasantly, I don't feel comfortable looking at you; You see me snort and walk away, I see you turn around and leave...

No, Zhang Lan was sitting on the sofa in the living room that day, bored watching idol dramas, Xu Yan came from the side, sat next to him and watched for a while, feeling very bored, grabbed the remote control and started to change the channel.

Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan, looked at the TV, and looked at the remote control, when Xu Yan just threw down the remote control, she directly grabbed the remote control, and switched back to the original program in three or two clicks, after doing all this, she also snorted demonstratively, and threw the remote control on the table.

Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then grabbed the remote control to adjust the platform.

The two of you come and go, you want to see this, I want to watch that, they actually competed, and what's even more strange is that neither of them had any intention of holding the remote control, and they put down the remote control immediately after adjusting it, and they wanted to argue with each other more than watching the show.

After a while, the remote control fell into Zhang Lan's hands again, she picked up the remote control and turned it back to the original station, and buckled the remote control in her hand, and at this time, it was a coincidence that the idol drama had ended, and it was advertising time.

Seeing this, Xu Yan laughed heartily and said, "Haha, God really helps me, you have an advertisement here, quickly transfer the station back." ”

Zhang Lan was stunned, she didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, it was advertised at this time, but it was impossible for her to compromise, she glanced at Xu Yan and coldly spit out two words, "No!" ”

"What's so good about the advertisement, quickly tune it back." Xu Yan urged.

Zhang Lan-for-tat, "I just like to watch ads, can't I?" If you don't like it, you can not watch it, did I force you to watch it? ”

Did I force you to see it?

Hearing this, Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then he rubbed his hands and said, "Is this okay?" ”

“hat?”

Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, not understanding what he meant for a while.

"You just now, did you force me to see it, shouldn't it have just passed, and I'm ready to regret it." Xu Yan asked rhetorically, then shook his head and said: "Alas, the morality of modern people is really getting more and more degraded, and they actually asked me face to face, did you force me to see it?" Don't you know that the words @@@@, m.≮.c⊕om are not words, and it is very immoral? ”

Belch!

Zhang Lan was stunned for a moment, and soon understood that Xu Yan, a perverted embryo with a head full of **** thoughts, completely misinterpreted her meaning.

Did she force him to look at it? This coercion clearly means persecution, coercion, which means that she did not force him to look; But when she came to Xu Yan, she understood this coercion as a sexual organ, and she sent him an invitation to ask him to see her part...

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Lan's face turned red instantly, glared at Xu Yan viciously, and a series of curses came out, "Hooligans, shameless, filthy thoughts in one head..."

After this incident, Zhang Lan didn't have the heart to argue with Xu Yan anymore, so she went back to the room angrily, and cursed Xu Yan in the room for a while, I don't know if it was angry or because of physical needs, she felt a little urgency to urinate.

She walked into the bathroom and, as usual, flushed the toilet before it was convenient, but was surprised to find that the toilet was not flushing.

In the urgency of urinating, she opened the door and went to the bathroom outside, but ran into Xu Yan again, and this guy was also going to go to the bathroom.

What kind of person is Zhang Lan, facing the clean toilet in her bedroom, she has to flush it before it is convenient, of course, it is impossible to let Xu Yan go first, she said "I will go first", she has to go in first to make it convenient, but as soon as she arrived at the door, she was stopped by Xu Yan with her outstretched arm.

"Get out of the way!"

"Do you know if you come first and come first?"

"This is my home, I'll go first!"

"I'm a guest, I'll go first!"

The two argued in front of the bathroom, Zhang Lan already saw that Xu Yan was not pleasing to the eye, and when she saw that he even grabbed the bathroom with herself, she said angrily: "You are still not a man, don't you know that ladies are first?" ”

Xu Yan glanced at Zhang Lan from the bottom up, but saw her slender ** wrapped in black stockings, stepping on a pair of white slippers, a bright yellow homely skirt, which set off her slender figure more and more, a long wet hair, casually draped behind her head, there were still some slight water droplets left on it, and with the breath a scent like an orchid musk came to her face, because of the bath and anger and ruddy face, exuding amazing beauty, not out of the sultry heart.

Just from the outside, it is indeed feminine, but the demeanor and tone, but...

Xu Yan pouted and said, "I'm sorry, I really didn't treat you as a woman!" ”

With him squeezing hard, he entered the bathroom, and said to Zhang Lan, who was glaring at him: "If you are really in a hurry, I don't mind together!" ”

"You... Rogue! Zhang Lan paused fiercely and went back to the room in a huff.

After about four or five minutes like this, she probed out again, saw that Xu Yan had left the bathroom, and hurriedly walked over, but found that there was a water stain around the toilet, which made her face gloomy instantly, and she didn't care about the convenience, she walked out of the bathroom in a huff, and saw that Xu Yan was not in the living room, so she went to pat Xu Yan's door, "Come out!" ”

"What?" Xu Yan answered lazily.

"You come out for me!"

Under Zhang Lan's call, Xu Yan slowly opened the door, looked at her iron-blue face, and said angrily: "What's the matter?" shouted, and didn't let people clean up for a while? ”

"What's the matter? Look what you've made of the toilet! Zhang Lan puffed out and walked into the bathroom first.

Xu Yan followed suspiciously, glanced at the toilet, didn't find anything wrong, and said, "There's nothing wrong!" ”

"Nothing is wrong?" Zhang Lan's anger began to surge again, "The area around the toilet is dirty and disgusting by you, there is nothing wrong with you, how can you make it convenient for me?" ”

Xu Yan took a closer look, sure enough, there were some water stains, but it was not obvious, if Zhang Lan was so angry, it would be nothing for him to say sorry, but her current attitude, he really didn't get used to her, so he rolled his eyelids and said: "I'm a man, and I'm not like you women squatting and peeing, men peeing standing up, especially my kind of water gun with high pressure, it's normal for water splashes to splash outside, nothing to be surprised, if you feel uncomfortable, you can wipe it yourself!" ”

At this point, Xu Yan paused and muttered, "Moreover, I have drunk it all, as for being so surprised?" ”

"Hooligans, shameless, indecent..."

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, and it took a long time to come back to her senses, a series of curses came out, looked at Xu Yan's closed door, clenched her fists and shouted: Xu Yan, if you want to look good, you must make you look good!

Just when Zhang Lan was angry, Qin Xiaoyue came, and when she saw her like this, she was curious: "What's the matter, so angry?" ”

"It's not Xu Yan's bastard thing, I'm really angry." Zhang Lan was angry and made things simpler, and then he asked Qin Xiaoyue: "By the way, Xiaoyue, why are you here?" ”

"I'll borrow your man!" (To be continued.) )