Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Fifty, a birthday that will never be forgotten

The moon is close to the heart of the sky, it is about the time of the night, the surroundings are silent, only the sound of the thick flowing water of the Min River never stops. (Eye to the book)

  This belongs to the place where Houguan County and Fuzhou meet, in the wilderness, uninhabited, Zhou Xuan and Princess Qingle sat side by side by the bluestone on the riverbank, as if there were only two of them left in the world.

  Princess Qingle leaned her head on Zhou Xuan's shoulder, looking at the moon ring, the princess who was immersed in the sweetness of love was also full of poetry, but she couldn't compose poetry, and remembered a long poem that her father liked very much, so she sang softly: "——Jiangtian is a color without fiber dust, and the lonely moon wheel in the bright sky." Who first saw the moon on the riverside? When did Jiang Yue shine at the beginning of the year? Life has been infinite for generations, and Jiang Yue is only similar every year. I don't know who Jiang Yue treats, but I see the Yangtze River sending flowing water - Cousin Xuan, this river and this month belong to the two of us tonight, right? ”

  Zhou Xuan didn't expect the rebellious and willful Princess Qingle to have such sentimentality, the girl's mind was very complicated, the arm around her waist tightened, and said with a smile: "I hope there will be no people who disturb the scenery, you wait a minute, I'll take some precautions, just in case."

  Zhou Xuan jumped on the river embankment, took local materials, and made a triphorse rope with vine and grass blades in the middle of the path.

  Zhou Xuan used lilac branches to form a crown of green leaves, picked okra, shrimp flowers, and several other wild flowers that could not be named and inserted them into the crown of green leaves, making a beautiful flower crown.

  Zhou Xuan returned to Princess Qingle with the flower crown in his hand, and said: "Huzhu, when I left Beijing, my aunt asked me to celebrate your eighteenth birthday on the boat.

  Princess Qingle looked at the "Jade Flower Tree in the Night" under the ancient willows, and tears flashed in her eyes: "The queen mother likes to ride horses. Hurry is the queen mother's most beloved mount - cousin Xuan, the queen mother gave me hurry, and the queen mother also loves me very much, right? She is reluctant for me to marry the Southern Han Dynasty, right? ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "Of course, so my aunt told me to let you have a happy birthday, but now we are more embarrassed." I can't give you anything else, this corolla is for you, I wish you a happy birthday. ”

  Princess Qingle's beautiful big eyes were shining, her lips were beautiful, her mouth was cute, and she said coquettishly: "Cousin Xuan put it on for me." ”

  Princess Qingle put on a flower crown, leaned over to the water's edge to see her shadow, the water was heavy, where could she see the shadow, so she raised her head and asked Zhou Xuan: "Cousin Xuan, am I beautiful?" ”

  Zhou Xuan said sincerely: "Beautiful! Princess Qingle is the most beautiful princess in the past and present. I swear. ”

  Princess Qingle smiled: "Cousin Xuan has only seen me as a princess, there is no comparison, this is the only family, of course the most beautiful - let's say, am I the most beautiful among the women Cousin Xuan has seen?" ”

  Under the bright moon, by the river, Princess Qingle wearing a crown of green leaves and flowers has picturesque eyebrows and a lovely smile, and her lilac palace skirt flutters in the wind, outlining a wonderful figure, and she stands barefoot on the bluestone by the water. The pair is like snow, and the corner of the skirt is lifted, revealing the slender calves, which are pink and light, as if they are about to flutter in the wind. ^ It was like a scattered flower goddess, which made Zhou Xuan suspicious, and this was the concubine Mi described in Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu" who emerged from the underwater palace -

  "In this situation, the princess is the most beautiful, no one can compare!"

  Zhou Xuan seemed to be hypnotized by Princess Qingle's beauty, staring at this stunning beauty. muttered.

  Princess Qingle's heart was overjoyed, Cousin Xuan was fascinated by her, nothing could make her happier than this, she took a step closer, put her hands on Zhou Xuan's left and right shoulders, stared into Zhou Xuan's eyes, and said in a soft voice like whispering: "Cousin Xuan." This is the happiest birthday I've had in 18 years. I will remember this day for the rest of my life, and I will never forget it! ”

  Zhou Xuan was also a little moved. At this time, Princess Qingle is very cute, in this situation, it seems that she can't kiss the bright moon above her head, which means that the moon also wants to kiss this beautiful and extraordinary princess.

  Zhou Xuan grabbed Princess Qingle's soft waist, covered her lips, choked the princess's two-petal cherry lips, and was waiting to taste it slowly, but Princess Qingle couldn't wait to taste it, but Princess Qingle couldn't wait for her lips to be divided, her fragrant tongue was half spit out, and the tip of her tongue reached Zhou Xuan's mouth, which was very skillful, not like a jerky virgin.

  Zhou Xuan said vaguely: "Princess, do you still know that kissing is like this!" Princess Qingle also said vaguely: "Of course, I am familiar with Bai Xingjian's "Heaven and Earth Yin and Yang Joy and Great Happiness", or on the eve of leaving Jinling, the queen mother personally taught me to interpret it, there is a sentence in it - men with female tongues and drowsy, isn't that what Cousin Xuan and I are doing now?" ”

  "Ahh Zhou Xuan felt a numbness in the back of her head, and her whole body was hot, Princess Qingle not only looked at the Spring Palace paintings and Spring Palace dolls, but even read the famous Da Le Fu by heart, but also Xiao Zhouhou personally taught her to interpret it, this is too exciting!

  Zhou Xuan said "yes, yes, that's right, that's it, what does the princess remember?" ”

  Princess Qingle was speechless at this time, Zhou Xuan just sucked slightly, and her slippery lilac fish stretched out more and more, like the yin and yang fish in the Taiji diagram, spinning and chasing, playing to the fullest.

  Princess Qingle was so happy that her hair was dizzy, her legs trembled, her hands were hooked around Zhou Xuan's neck, and the whole thing was almost hanging, feeling like someone was pulling her head full of green silk, not pain, but a strong pleasure of numbness and swelling.

  Zhou Xuan hurriedly got rid of her fragrant tongue and said: "Let's go to the ^H shore, don't fall into the river, then we will be happy and sad!" ”

  Princess Qingle simply ignored life and death, and didn't care about the surging river beside her, she just wanted to kiss her mouth, smiled in fascination, and said: "Cousin Se!" She naturally thought that Zhou Xuan was looking for a stable place to do the extremely interesting things depicted in Da Fule with her, but this was still in the wild, which was really embarrassing!

  Princess Qingle said in her heart: "Cousin Xuan's true color, but I just like it." ”

  Zhou Xuan took Princess Qingle and walked to the ancient willow where the horse was tied, looked left and right, and didn't see a good place with green grass, it was all weeds and stones, and only this ancient willow could sit on.

  It's been more than half an hour, and the roads here are criss-crossed, so there shouldn't be Wu Yuebing chasing here!

  "Shine on the night jade flower skull" is also hard to carry the saddle. ^^ Zhou Xuan untied the saddle, put it under the ancient willow, and sat with Princess Qingle and rested against the trunk.

  Princess Qingle hugged Zhou Xuan and wanted to kiss again, Zhou Xuan was not fascinated after all, now is not the time to make love. pinched the princess's pink cheeks, and said: "Listen to me tell me how I escaped from the sea, there are more than 500 people on the Shunji ship, and the only survivors are me, the fourth, General Lin Ji, and the Snow Pig Prince and his two subordinates-

  Women who fall in love sometimes become very well-behaved, Princess Qingle is very well-behaved at this time, meekly leaning on Zhou Xuan's arms to listen to Zhou Xuan's experience of adventures in the sea, and hearing that the four idiots and three people got on the boat, but Zhou Xuan was entangled by the warriors of the Southern Han Dynasty and trapped in the big boat and couldn't get out, Princess Qingle was so nervous that her heart was "pounding", although she knew that Zhou Xuan must have escaped in the end. Isn't this good in front of her eyes, but she still felt worried, her eyes were firmly fixed on Zhou Xuan's mouth, until she heard the four idiots grab Zhou Xuan's back shoulder with a flying hook and drag Zhou Xuan onto the boat, then she breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that the injury on Zhou Xuan's shoulder came like this, thanks to Mr. Fourth, he stroked Zhou Xuan's injury with his hand, and asked softly: "Cousin Xuan." Is the wound better now? ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "It's more than half better. Continuing to talk about the shipwreck experience, when he saved the Snow Pig Prince, Princess Qingle said: "Why save him, just die!" ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "It is useful to keep him, the Snow Pig Prince has a good relationship with me now, and it will be easy if he becomes the emperor of the Southern Han Dynasty." ”

  Princess Qingle's good-looking willow eyebrows are twisted like a swallow's head and a silkworm tail like the word "one" in Lishu. Asked: "Cousin Xuan, I definitely want to marry you, but if the snow pig doesn't die, how can I marry you?" ”

  Zhou Xuan smiled: "I can let him divorce you." ”

  Princess Qingle said: "That's not good, how embarrassing it is for him to leave me." I'm going to divorce him. As he spoke, as if he was demonstrating to the Snow Pig Prince in the distance, he pouted and pecked Zhou Xuan on the face.

  Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "No matter who divorces whom, the result is the same, I not only want to take the princess back to Tang completely, but also play the role of harmony, so that Tang and Han will be friendly." There's a long way to go. ”

  Princess Qingle blinked and said, "You have occupied me." Can Han and Tang still be friendly? ”

  The princess began to speak unscrupulously again, and Zhou Xuan rolled her eyes. said: "You speak upside down, you are the one who occupies me." ”

  Princess Qingle laughed tiredly, and learned Zhou Xuan's words: "No matter who occupies whom, the result is the same, anyway, I don't care, how friendly Han and Tang are, you go and find a way, I will follow you-" Climbing Zhou Xuan's neck, he put his mouth to Zhou Xuan's ear, and said in a low voice: "Cousin Xuan, let's have yin and yang now, okay?" Then this birthday will be more memorable-" As he spoke, he reached down and came to the words of the great joy - "the woman holds the male stem", and the princess is very wild and unrestrained.

  Zhou Xuan's body stiffened, not excited, but surprised, because he heard the faint sound of horses' hooves in the distance.

  "Don't talk, someone's coming!"

  Zhou Xuan pulled Princess Qingle to stand up, stroked the neck of the "Jade Flower in the Night", signaled it to be quiet, put the saddle back on, and quickly tied the five-sheath hole ribbon, listening to the sound of horses' hooves in the distance, it was coming from this side, the sound of hooves was sparse, and there should be only one ride.

  The position of Zhou Xuan and his horse is relatively hidden, with a rising embankment to cover it, and from the riverside path, only the treetops of the ancient willows can be seen.

  Zhou Xuan used his hands and feet at the same time, climbed the ancient willow, looked in the direction of the sound of hooves, and saw that the black and dark man had already arrived at the edge of the woods where he had solved before, less than a hundred feet away from here.

  Zhou Xuan came down from the tree and cursed in a low voice: "It's the guy who rode the black horse, in the end, he still chased after him, and he came to die with the horse!" ”

  Princess Qingle took Zhou Xuan's arm and said, "Let's hide here, that person won't find out." ”

  Zhou Xuan said: "I can't hide, since this guy is here, he will definitely look around, hmph, strike first to be strong, and then attack to suffer-princess, you stay here and don't move, I'll kill him." After that, he lowered his body and climbed up the embankment, to climb to the side of the road with a tripwire, and when he heard the sound behind him, he looked back, and Princess Qingle also got on all fours, and crawled after him, this silly princess may still think it is quite funny!

  Zhou Xuan couldn't scold her at this time, so he had to whisper: "Don't make a sound." ”

  The two of them climbed to the side of the riverside path and hid in the grass by the roadside, it was not easy to hide if it was broad daylight, but on this moonlit night, it should be an easy place to be discovered.

  Listen to the sound of horses' hooves. It was only twenty or thirty zhang away from here, and Zhou Xuan pulled out the leaky shadow knife, afraid that the blade would shine, so he inserted it into the soil and waited for the man to arrive.

  Long distance catch-up. There must have been several forks in the road, and the horse was tired, and trotted towards the river, twenty feet...... Ten Zhang...... Wuzhang ...... One zhang -

  Zhou Xuan bent down, raised his head slightly, his eyes were parallel to the ground, staring at the four horse's hooves that were getting closer and closer, holding the handle of the silk winding knife in his right hand, and pulling the tripwire formed by the vine and grass stems with his left hand, just at the moment when the front hooves of the black horse were about to cross the tripwire. Violently straining and stumbling on the horse-

  The black horse galloped for a little half the night, and was very tired at this time, otherwise, the black horse of this divine horse could have raised its front legs and jumped over the moment when its front hooves touched the tripping horse, but at this time it was too late to raise its legs, and under a trip, the horse rushed forward, lost its front hooves, and fell to the ground, and the black-clothed passengers on the horse's back were defenseless. Straight out.

  Zhou Xuan jumped out, a little bit of the agility of the "Five Idiot Rangers", and the leaky knife in his hand reflected the moonlight, drawing a silver arc of light, and slashing straight down at the man in black who fell to the ground-

  Although Zhou Xuan hasn't practiced much, he is relatively ordinary people. The strength is not small, with a knife in hand, who can't cut people! But he didn't expect that the black-clothed man was far more agile than him, and when he pressed his hand on the ground, his body was already five feet apart. Zhou Xuandi fell short with a knife.

  Zhou Xuan missed the blow, and he knew that it was going to be bad, this person was too strong against him, he was definitely not an ordinary Wu Yue soldier, and he was definitely not this person's opponent if he fought hard.

  Before he could think about it, the man in black had already rolled over and stood up, a shakuhachi short knife cutting through the air. A "beep" sound. Lightning came to Zhou Xuan.

  Zhou Xuan couldn't see the knife clearly, so he raised the knife by feeling. With a "bang", the two knives struck each other, the knife of the man in black was broken in two, and Zhou Xuan's right arm was also numb from the shock, and he even took several steps back before standing firmly.

  The man in black also seemed to be stunned, holding a half-truncated knife, the whole person was fixed there, a pair of clear eyes stared at the leaky shadow knife in Zhou Xuan's hand, and then, his gaze moved up with great difficulty, and finally fixed on Zhou Xuan's face.

  If you can't fight hard, you have to make a three-inch tongue, Zhou Xuan laughed, and arched his hand: "Your Excellency is very skilled, may I ask who Your Excellency is chasing the ground?" ”

  The person in front of him was dressed in a black warrior suit, with half of the black rhino armor draped over his left chest and shoulder, without a head, with a round bun combed on the top of his head, tied with a black silk scarf, holding a sword and holding a white and small hand, carrying the moonlight on his back, he couldn't see his face clearly, and he vaguely felt that his facial features were quite exquisite.

  Seeing Zhou Xuan's question, the black-clothed man trembled, Huo Ran turned around, took the big black horse that had already stood on the ground, and walked the same way.

  Zhou Xuan was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "No, buddy, is his tongue so powerful, and he shocked this guy with one sentence?" Wait, this horse is so familiar—" blurted out, "Black Rose!" ”

  When the big black horse heard the call "Black Rose," the horse's hooves paused and did not go away, and neighed merrily, and if it had not been for the man in black pulling the reins, it would have turned around and ran over.

  Zhou Xuan looked at the back of the man in black, although he was dressed as a man, it was difficult to hide the woman's graceful posture, since the horse was a "black rose", what else did he not understand, and shouted: "Tassel, is it you?" ”

  The man in black's back twitched, and when he heard the sound of footsteps behind him, his heart jumped wildly, he wanted to cry and laugh and want to escape, but he couldn't take a step, and he heard the footsteps stop five feet behind her, and the thick and gentle voice that haunted her called out again: "Tassel-"

  The man in black slowly turned around and shouted: "Childe-" The long eyelashes flashed, and two strings of crystal tears slid down the white jade-like cheeks, with beautiful eyebrows and long eyelashes, which were Xiahou tassels.

  Zhou Xuan inserted the leaky knife back into the scabbard and said in surprise: "Tassel, I didn't expect it to be you, why are you here?" I thought I'd never see you again in my life! ”

  Princess Qingle stood up from the grass on the side of the road, shook the blades of grass on her long skirt, and walked over and asked, "Cousin Xuan, who is this person?" It turned out to be a woman, how do you recognize her? ”

  Xiahou Tassel has been lowering her head, not daring to face Zhou Xuan, in her heart, she is still full of guilt for Zhou Xuan, she thought that she destroyed Zhou Xuan's strategy to capture Chen Si'an, she also stole Zhou Xuan's beloved horse "Black Rose", in the past three months, every time I think of what Zhou Xuan said to her on the night of parting - "Tassel, remember, I will help you with difficulties, I wish the tassel a safe life-" She will burst into tears, thinking that she will never have the opportunity to meet Zhou Xuan again in this life, and she never expected to meet here!

  (Eye to the book)