There is no free lunch in the world, there will be no pie in the sky, and buying one get one free for no reason is not a good product.

What is dignified and generous, what virtuous and virtuous, all antonyms.

The ice and snow melted, everything recovered, and the flowers had not yet had time to compete for beauty, and the two side concubines at the gate of Yuwang's Mansion got out of the sedan chair and lifted their hijabs.

"This palace is a princess, of course I'm the first!"

"Are you a princess, or can you only be a side concubine like me? Letting you be a side concubine is to lift you up, you are a broken shoe that is only returned by others! ”

"Why are you a county lord who has not yet come out of the cabinet and my broken shoes as a side concubine? Presumably you have done a lot of shady things! ”

"I'm not as cheap as you, and I have an affair with the soldiers in the army, and in the future, this Yuwang Mansion will become a green desert prairie!"

"Then you are the grass and mud horse on the grassland!"

……

Wuwu and I sat on the threshold and watched dumbfounded, not only us, but also the people of the entire Beijing Division surrounded the Yuwang Mansion, and they were all dumbfounded. There was only one of them with a face that resembled the groom, smiling treacherously.

As brothers who sent off their relatives, Wuyun and Wuji have opened a gambling game next to them, not to bet on who will win or lose, but to bet on whether they can finish the quarrel within three days, most people think - no.

Although the bride has not entered the house, the guests are all seated, they should eat, they should drink, and they will not have a headache.

"Ah Qi, I will no longer be the most sympathetic one among brothers in the future." Boundless schadenfreude.

In the past five years, Chen Jing has been strict, he didn't dare to drink a flower wine, the only extramarital affair was with me, and he was discovered by Chen Jing, he knelt on the washboard for several days; There is already a crown princess and two side concubines, as well as the eight palace maids before marriage, all of whom have mentioned concubines; Wukun's romantic reputation is not much better than mine, and he has long been a group of wives and concubines; Even Wumo, who was at a loss when he met in Yunxia Mountain, has a wife and two concubines.

A holy oracle interrupted the farce, and in order to avoid missing the auspicious time, the two were half-carried into the palace by the happy grandmother like prisoners, and heaven and earth seemed to have experienced a baptism of saliva.

Because they couldn't be in order, the three of them formed a triangle to complete the "husband and wife worship" ceremony.

Wuduo and I just faked marriage, and naturally stayed in the no-bell place at night, and I underestimated the influence of where to sleep on the first night of marriage.

Wuling took Xipa to find Wudug Yaowu, because Wudug was not a complete body, and he was not favored, and the army was defeated in a city, and everyone in the house was big with Wuling.

I am practicing martial arts without worry, and I came angrily: "Brother, it's all your fault!" Let you go to ask for marriage, you also asked for a little wife for yourself by the way, I thought I could start hugging the beautiful man left and right, but I was angry with that woman every day! ”

Seeing this, Qiyue and Lou Yue went to play with no worries.

"You're my sister, why bother? I'll tell you the good news, Wusi has been transferred to the forbidden army. ”

"When he comes back, he doesn't even look at me, he eats a trench and grows wise, and Ben is a concubine, so I won't take the initiative to find him."

"You're so smart."

"Wusi is back, and my brother doesn't have to leave, right?"

"It's hard for you to still care about me, I was appointed as a foreign minister of the ministry, and finally got rid of the green official uniform, and I want to give my daughter-in-law a good look."

"This is really a fat gap, this year's provincial test can not only make money but also recruit talents!"

"Do you think the emperor can be so good to me? It's a piece of fat for a favored minister, and there is a trap behind the fat for me, and the emperor is probably happy to see me fall into it. ”

"A good hand of cards have been broken by you, five years ago if you didn't protect the eldest brother and the second brother, but took the opportunity to bring them down, maybe now you are the prince!"

"The emperor wants me to have a dragon, I want to eat a flat beard, who knows that his temper is so bad, he doesn't follow his rules, he wants to kick me out of the game."

The provincial test, commonly known as Chunqiu, is the dragon gate where the scholar mermaid jumps into the dragon gate, the cold door can leap into the scholar family, and the nobles can take the opportunity to expand their power.

The politics of this dynasty are clear, the soldiers are strong and strong, only the scientific examination can not get rid of the miasma, the bureaucrats and aristocrats are all bribed and entrusted, and the main examination is only a five-grade examiner, no one dares to offend, and the ranking of the examination has almost been decided. So I was commanded to be this wicked man who had sinned against men.

The first one to offend is my "most favored" little lady - Wuling.

In fact, I don't have any feelings for her, I hang the name of husband and wife, do husband and wife affairs, raise my eyebrows, respect each other like a guest, just like all parents order a matchmaker's marriage. But I also have a fake lady without a stack, can only be put and can not touch, compared with the two, no bell has become what others call "favored", she is also pampered and proud.

So, at night, she said to me during the routine husband and wife affairs: "The nephew of the fifth aunt of my third cousin's fourth cousin has a son who wants to take the provincial examination, and I hope that my husband can do it conveniently." ”

In order to think about what kind of relative this was, I slowed down, and only after slowing down did I realize that there was something more on her.

"Husband?"

"Little lady, did the housekeeper deduct your monthly money?"

Realizing something, Musuzu hid his hand under the quilt and said, "...... No. ”

"That is, the monthly money is too small, what do you like in the future, just go to the house to pay for it, my lady doesn't need to be raised by others."

"But this is the first time my mother's family has begged me to do something, and my husband will not agree to me and will have no shame to face them in the future."

Although I wasn't finished yet, I couldn't do it anymore and retreated coldly.

"After you have returned your things, the king will come to see you again."

Wuling fell out of favor, and King Yu did not spend the night at Wuling's side concubine, but went to look for Wudu, but ......

"Shiro... Not there... Above... A little further down ......"

When King Yu caught the adulterer behind the bed, he was not annoyed and angry, but spent a good night with the side concubine and her adulterer, which caused countless people to reverie.

Can I say that I was caught by them and sent to teach live?

Not only at home, but also those who disdained to make friends with me invited me to a banquet twice a day, and I was so annoyed that I took a worry-free "outing in the suburbs" every day.

On the first day of March, the spring is coming, a group of people hold a cleansing ceremony on the shore of Surabaya on the outskirts of the city, leading the clear stream to flow into the flowing water, and there are more elegant people with beautiful people to accompany them, chanting poems against each other, and they are very happy.

"Shengri is looking for Fangsi waterfront, and the boundless scenery is new. Waiting for leisure to know the east wind side, thousands of purples and thousands of reds are always spring. ”

"It's a good sentence to know the east wind side, thousands of purples and thousands of reds are always spring, Brother Zhu's good sentence will be able to last forever!"

"I'm afraid that there is no chapter to spread in the sea, and there are no relatives in the court. Today's imperial examinations exist in name only, not to mention that Xuanwenguan students can become officials without taking scientific examinations, and scientific examinations have become a tool for officials to enrich their own pockets. ”

"Hey, this year is still the main exam of the traitor king, we are too unlucky, it is said that the traitor king graduated from the Xuanwen Hall for cheating, and he only eats, drinks, prostitutes, and gambles all day long, and he doesn't learn and has no skills, how can he be qualified to give us the main exam?"

"The traitorous king was corrupt at the age of sixteen, disloyal and unfilial, framed Zhongliang, he also slaughtered millions of unarmed people in Xirong, killing people like hemp, it is said that the ghost of the Gongyuan is not scattered all the year round, so that he is not afraid of the ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night in the Gongyuan?"

Actually slandering my image in front of worry-free, is it tolerable or unbearable? But when I saw the group of scholars who loved to fight with words, I decided to endure it.

"Shut up! My dad isn't who you say he is! ”

Worry-free?!

She actually drove a pony forward and went to a group of literati who were best at "gentlemen talking but not doing".

"Who are you, why are you so rude?"

Damn, dare to say carefree and rude, I can't bear it, I stepped forward, squinted my eyes and said with a fierce look: "This king is what you call Prince Yu, this is my daughter Worry-free County Lord, what advice do you have?" ”

Scholars are generally cowardly, and they only dare to say sour things behind their backs, and they don't dare to put a fart when they see the main one.

There was no pleasure in pinching a group of ants to death, and I didn't care about it, so I said to Worry-free: "Worry-free, let's play elsewhere with Daddy, it's very annoying for a group of sparrows to chirp here." ”

"Since Prince Yu mentioned sparrows, we might as well write a poem on sparrows, I'll come first, nest after nest......"

Someone smiled and received: "Three, four, five, six, seven, eight nests." ”

I can also write this kind of limerick, I laugh.

Zhu Huiwen, who originally sang about the Spring Festival, looked at me playfully and said, "After eating the emperor's thousand bells, there are so many phoenixes!" ”

I can't laugh anymore, this is scolding me for being a corrupt official!

"Thank you for your poems, and the gifts are still exchanged, and this king should pay tribute in return: one after another, all of them are shallow and sharp. Mao Qian's desire to fly is not far away, and his mouth is not round when he wants to sing. Mo laughed at Dapeng's lonely voice, spreading his wings and singing for nine days. ”

All the scholars were so angry with me that they were speechless for a while.

I didn't have the heart to see them blushing with anger, so I said to Wuwu, "Wuwu, let's go." ”

carefree and unmoved, he was obsessed with my infamy: "My father did not embezzle, nor did he commit treason, he was very filial to his grandmother, and he did not frame Zhongliang, it was you who did not distinguish between loyalty and treachery, and wronged good people!" ”

Zhu Huiwen said: "Lord Wussouc, we respect your filial piety, but we don't distinguish between right and wrong, we don't distinguish between loyalty and treachery, it is for foolishness and filial piety, and it is not worthy of praise!" ”

Worry-free and aggrieved, I was furious, raised my horsewhip around his neck, and the surrounding people were shocked, shouting "King Yu has killed someone!" ”

My face was gloomy, and my tone was fierce: "This king lets you scold, but you dare to say that you don't have to worry about it, this king will never let you go!" ”

I took back the horsewhip, and Zhu Hanwen was like a fish back in the water, breathing heavily, leaving a bruise on his neck. I hugged Wuwu to me and gently comforted: "As long as Wuwu believes in Daddy, it's enough, we don't need to play the piano to the cow." ”

"But...... Daddy was wronged, isn't he wronged? ”

"Worry-free saved a sparrow, but the sparrow barked at you, will you be wronged?"