Chapter 19: Nonsense

There are three floors in this Taibai residence, the lobby on the first floor, the private seat on the second floor, and the private room for entertaining the really rich. Xiao Fangzi looked up at the high eaves and a few red gauze lamps hanging on the street, but his eyes were fixed on the three words "Taibai Ju" dancing with dragons and phoenixes, but the inscription was "Meishan Jushi". Although Xiao Fangzi hadn't read a book for a few days, but with a little cleverness, he recognized a lot of words, and was wondering who the Meishan monk who wrote this word well was when he heard a voice coming.

"Hey, two masters, please inside!" A guy nodded and greeted him, "The downstairs lobby is still an upstairs seat, and the small shop is a fair place with fair dishes and is famous far and wide!" ”

Li Laixi frowned and looked at the almost seventy percent full lobby downstairs, although he was also a slave, but he followed Concubine De, and the problem of the last life fell down, no, he shouted again: "Xiao Fangzi, there are so many people downstairs, your brother Li is also a master with a head and a face in the palace, how about it, let's go upstairs to the elegant seat?" ”

Xiao Fangzi figured out the silver in his arms, the two hundred taels of silver tickets that his sister rewarded him last time had already been exchanged into scattered silver, buried in different places, and he happened to take out more than ten taels in the morning, presumably this elegant seat in Taibai Ju is not expensive, so he readily agreed, "Brother Li is right, you can't squeeze together with these ordinary people with this kind of identity, Xiao Er, upstairs elegant seat!" ”

"Second master, the elegant seat upstairs in the small shop is clean and can see the view, it is the price......" He rubbed his hands, and was about to open his mouth to let the two of them pay first, when the boss next to him, Cui Xieyuan, slapped him on the head. Are you blind, the two fathers-in-law don't know how to drive, and you have white dog eyes! Why don't you hurry up and take it upstairs, what are you rubbing around here? Cui Xieyuan had already seen these two people who were obviously dressed in the palace, and when he heard them speak, he immediately understood the identity of the two eunuchs, and when he saw the ignorance of the guys, how could he not be angry.

The guy grinned and touched the back of his aching head, and his mouth became more and more respectful, "Damn it, two fathers-in-law, please!" "Lead the way in front as you speak.

"Hmph, even if you kid knows current affairs, let's say good things in front of the chief manager another day, and your store will be developed!" Li Laixi snorted condescendingly, and swaggered upstairs with Xiao Fangzi.

"Boss, it's just two husbands in the palace, do you need to be so polite?" A guy next to him was puzzled.

"Don't look at them don't seem to have any identity, those who can leave the palace are not idle people, and they can speak in front of the master, one of them is not good at serving, they come to the master, I want to open it again." Cui Xieyuan said with a gloomy face, "You tell the kitchen, what those two people want to eat, let them do it with their hearts, and the wine is the same, the best, anyway, I think the one who speaks in a tone is not the one who pays, and the other one who nods and bows is the gold owner, and he will not have no money to account, let them be attentive!" ”

The man answered, and ran to the kitchen like a smoke.

"Stir-fried mutton, fried and dragged leeks, stir-fried yellow cabbage with pork, diced chicken, and stewed venison, these are meat," Li Laixi didn't look at the menu handed over by the guy, and reported the names of the dishes in his mouth in a row, "Three-flavor gluten, cold cucumber, assorted stir-fry, loofah egg soup, these are vegetarian, let's serve so many dishes for the time being!" ”

"As for the wine, the best Fenjiu is ten catties, and if you don't get drunk today, you won't return!" Xiao Fangzi added another sentence, just now when he heard Li Laixi order so many dishes, he had already secretly scolded in his heart, but he remembered his main task today, and couldn't help but add another ten catties of Fenjiu, he wanted to see how much this talkative Li Laixi could drink.

The guy stuck out his tongue secretly, the two of them asked for so many things, ten catties of Fenjiu, what are you kidding, it's not to get drunk here, but thinking of the lesson just now, how dare he say anything, he turned around and left.

Li Laixi was very satisfied with Xiao Fangzi's cleverness, and even inquired about his good Fen wine clearly, which shows that this kid really has filial piety, he didn't expect that he was hitting the fire today and was used as a gun by Xiao Fangzi.

Due to the special orders of the boss, the wine and food came up quickly. Nearly ten plates, plus the jar of Fenjiu, suddenly squeezed the entire table tightly. Li Laixi impatiently asked the guy to pour a bowl of wine first, drank it all, and then picked up the chopsticks with satisfaction, "It's really good wine!" Xiao Fangzi, if you have a heart today, Brother Li, I will have a return another day, just wait! ”

Xiao Fangzi pretended to be overjoyed, and thanked him repeatedly, but his eyes swept around. Although it is a private seat, the surroundings are only separated by screens, and when he went upstairs, he saw that the people upstairs were no less than those downstairs, and most of them were children of medium-sized families, besides, Li Laixi's loud voice was famous, and as long as he was drunk, it was not strange to say anything. Thinking of this, he became more and more diligent in persuading wine.

The guy probably got the boss's orders and disappeared a long time ago. After five catties of Fen wine, Li Laixi's tongue gradually grew bigger, and his speech was not so neat, and some trivial matters in Xiuning Palace gradually revealed between his words. Xiao Fangzi saw the opportunity, and poured him a full bowl of wine while pretending to be a little drunk, "I, I said Brother Li, you have a good life, follow, follow a good master, unlike me, life, life is hard!" ”

"What a good master, I, let me tell you, Xiuning Palace is in chaos, it's messy!" Li Laixi waved his hands indiscriminately, and his voice was raised high, "Who, who doesn't know, His Royal Highness hopes to be the crown prince, but, but the one you have served, that old miscellaneous hair, has ruined the big things of His Highness!" ”

Xiao Fangzi could clearly feel that the noise around him suddenly subsided, and then there was almost silence. He whispered: "Brother Li, you, don't harm me, this kind of big thing, don't be afound, and say to me, a faceless handyman, I, I'm afraid ......"

"Afraid, afraid of what!" Li Laixi had another bowl of wine, and his courage suddenly strengthened by three points, "This, this time, His Royal Highness Seven, Seven obviously didn't, he didn't have the life of the emperor, but he got it, he got a reward, and Niangniang was angry!" ”

"The master's affairs, we, we are slaves!" Xiao Fangzi knew that the words just now had reached the ears of those who had a heart, and his heart was crossed, and he also poured a bowl of wine, and suddenly his tears flowed out of his eyes, "The emperor has so many sons, you, what are you doing with so much?" ”

"What, what are you doing, you can't say," Li Laixi held his eyes, looking unhappy, "Hold back, hold it for so long, I, I'll just say, except, except for the Seventh Highness, that, that, wreck, which, which Highness doesn't want to, doesn't want to be the emperor, they, the beauty they want, who, who can overshadow the three, three Highnesses!" Yes, if you want me to say, Your Royal Highness, this, this throne, yes, yes, sit down! ”

This sentence was said very loudly, even the people downstairs could hear it clearly, Cui Xieyuan was shocked, he wanted to get the words of the two eunuchs who were forbidden one after another, rushed upstairs in three steps and two steps, and slammed the two of them to the ground, "Two fathers-in-law, the small shop is small, I can't tolerate the two of them to say this, the things in the palace have nothing to do with our little people, I implore the two of you to raise your noble hands and let go of the small one!" ”

Xiao Fangzi knew that the play was almost enough, so he pretended to be drunk and hazy and pushed Li Laixi, "Brother Li, did you hear it, you, your words, let others, harm, scared, let's have drunk enough, let's go, let's go!" ”

Li Laixi scolded and wanted to drink again, but was dragged away by Xiao Fangzi, and along the way, he was still muttering those words in his mouth, which made Xiao Fangzi break out in a cold sweat. Cui Xianyuan looked at the backs of the two of them stumbling away, and sighed, it seems that his store will not be opened. Looking back, those who were still eating and drinking and guessing boxing just now also checked out and left, and the store hall of Nuoda became empty after a while.

It's easy to get Li Laixi back to the palace, Xiao Fangzi feels that today seems to have gone too far, so many people heard these words, and they couldn't figure out that they had to lose their heads with the plague god, thinking about it, he was still ready to go to see Hongru again at night, at least he had to explain the future, otherwise his life would not be saved, and his only brother Ah Cai would be finished.