Chapter 339: The Difference Between the Functions of the Mouth and the Hands

After lunch, Li Liang and Zhang San. Stand on the top of the hill and look at the devil's stronghold below. Not to mention that there are devils there, there is not even a thing that can move.

This made Li Liang and Zhang San depressed, and Zhang San asked in Li Liang's ear: "Brother Liang, what's the matter with this little devil?" Aren't they going to take revenge on their devils? ”

Li Liang said depressedly: "Damn, who do I ask if you ask me?" These little devils can't even distinguish a corpse, right? Didn't Lao Tzu pit himself by himself? No, Zhang San, let's go back, if the devils don't come in the afternoon, let's go to them in the evening. These little devils are too unreasonable, doesn't he know that Lao Tzu's time is expensive? Also take the time to wait for them here. ”

Li Liang took Zhang San and muttered as he walked, his time is indeed very precious. He still has one more thing to do, and that is to save Professor Bai, but he has never received any information to determine where Professor Bai is being held? Therefore, he can only wait here, being nagged by Bai Yudie all day long.

In the afternoon, Li Liang and the others waited in vain for another afternoon, but there was still no movement from the devil. This can't be blamed on the little devils, those corpses are frozen, and when they are pulled back to warm up, some are even broken, so it is even more difficult to confirm.

At dinner, everyone was in the courtyard of the headquarters, some standing, some sitting, and some squatting.

Zhao Gang found Li Liang with a bowl of rice, squatted down next to him, and took a bite of rice before saying, "Liangzi, you see that the soldiers are not uniformly dressed like this!" When you go out tonight, watch out and see if you can get some cotton or something like that, so I can get someone to get our uniforms out." ”

Li Liang looked at Zhao Gang while eating and said, "Why didn't you say this matter earlier?" If I said it earlier, wouldn't it be okay for me to go to the county town to buy some cloth during the day and come back? Now it's getting dark, where are you going to get me these things for you? ”

Zhao Gang said a little embarrassed: "Doesn't this buy money?" Anyway, it's all about robbing, what is it not robbing? If you have it, just get me some back. ”

"Picking the door, I can't imagine that the political commissar is picking the door like this, isn't it just spending money? Without you telling me, I'll rob the little devil. ”

Although Li Liang has money in the ring, it is impossible for him to get it out little by little for Zhao Ganghua to spend, and it will take a lot of money to get him. But Zhao Gang didn't know that he was rich, who wouldn't feel heartache when he spent money?

"I said you kid, you really don't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt are. I'll tell you, when you're in charge of the house, you'll know that it's saved, and I'll tell you......"

Li Liang suddenly had a big head, is this a prelude to the start of the political class? According to this prelude, if he is not stopped, the political commissar will probably not be able to stop until he finishes eating.

"Alright, alright, I've got a note of that. But Commissar, I have a question for you. ”

Zhao Gang pointed at Li Liang with chopsticks and said, "You kid, do you still have questions to discuss with me?" Say, I know everything. ”

This action and expression have already told Li Liang, Lao Zhao, I can see that you kid wants to make it bad.

Li Liang ignored him, and said a little embarrassedly: "But this question is a bit inappropriate, I don't know if the political commissar can accept it?" ”

"Just say it, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, there are no children."

Zhao Gang said a little impatiently, at this time, Li Yunlong also came over with a bowl of rice and squatted beside them, and many soldiers also came over and squatted together. This is the cat smelling fishy and knowing that there is a rhythm of lively watching.

Since everyone is so face-giving, Li Liang can't help but say it.

"Alright! First of all, I want to explain that this story is pure fiction and hypothetical questions, and it is not aimed at anyone, let alone the right seat. Let's just take it as a joke and forget it. Here's the thing, it is said that the head of the regiment and the political commissar are both married, and the relationship between the two is also very good. One day the two got drunk, I don't know if it was a whim or something, or maybe they were too drunk. Anyway, the two of them discussed that you would go to my house to live, and I would go to your house to live ......."

"What? Hahaha......"

The soldiers didn't wait for Li Liang to finish speaking, and immediately burst into laughter.

"Eh, what are you laughing at, what's funny, be serious, don't think about it. Getting down to business? Li Liang pretended to be very serious and said. Everyone held back.

Li Liang continued: "As a result, the head of the regiment has arrived at the political commissar's house, and the political commissar's family does not let the head of the regiment enter the door. Hey, I said, Commander, you are also the one who has been the commander of the regiment, if this is the case, what would you do? ”

The warriors all looked at Li Yunlong with eyes full of gossip and anticipation......

Li Yunlong smiled awkwardly and said, "What did you kid say?" How could our Lao Li do such a thing. ”

Li Liang said: "We didn't say that you would do it, let's just assume that this is the case, I just want to ask you, according to your character, what will you do in this situation?" Let's be honest. ”

Li Yunlong looked at everyone's gossip eyes, and also decided to have fun with the soldiers. So he thought for a while and said, "If this is the case, according to my Lao Li's character!" Then I'm not going to do it, you think! The one in her family lives in my house, won't we lose a lot if you don't let us in? Then I'll definitely have to take tough measures, just like attacking the city, the little devil won't let us enter the city, then we have to go in, right? I ......"

Before Li Yunlong finished speaking, Zhao Gang couldn't help it. hurriedly said: "Eh, I said Lao Li, how can you do this?" This thing is not the same as beating the city gate of the little devil, how can this woman be the same as the little devil? You have to explain things clearly to her, you have to understand and reason, and you have to explain it clearly to others with emotion. You have to be willing before you can enter someone's house! What is this like when you break in like this......"

This Li Yunlong was not convinced: "I said Lao Zhao, I don't agree with your point of view, if I can't get into this door, then won't I lose a lot?" So I have to ......."

"Stop, Stop, Stop......"

Li Liang stopped them and said: "You don't have to fight, listen to me finish the story, you will know that there is no need to fight." ”

Hey? This has to be heard.

"Okay, you say."

Li Yunlong and Zhao Gang had a rare unanimity of opinion, and said in unison.

Li Liang nodded and continued: "Okay, then let's continue to listen to the story." What's next for the head of the regiment? That's right, he happened to use strong tactics to get in. On the political commissar's side, he came to the regiment leader's house, and the regiment commander's house also refused to let him in. So the political commissar explained to the head of the regiment at the door, saying that he had already negotiated something with the head of the regiment, and he explained until dawn, but the door still did not open.

Think about it, it's impossible for people to open it, if this door is opened and you come in, won't the head of the regiment come back and ask for our lives? The result, of course, was to leave the commissar at the door and freeze, ouch, poor, these lips were frozen purple.

The head of the regiment's family also knew that the political commissar was freezing uncomfortably outside, and the relationship between the two families was so good, she couldn't bear it. But no matter what, she didn't dare to open the door. The head of the regiment's family is also kind-hearted, she scolded in her heart, I said you, a dead political commissar, why are you so brainless? If you can open the door by saying that you can do it, then what are we doing with our hands? You must know that you break in and open the door with me to let you in, the nature is different.

So the commissar froze that night. The political commissar finally got home and asked him, did the regiment commander enter the door last night? The political commissar said, "If the man wants to force his way in, what can I do, I can't stop it!" It's not all your fault, I was cool enough at the regiment leader's house last night, and now I'm back to blame me, I can tell you, you have to give me an explanation for this, otherwise I'll not be done with you. Well, there's no need to tell the story. Political Commissar Zhao, I just want to discuss with you, why is there such a big difference in the same thing? ”

"Hahaha......"

Li Yunlong couldn't hold it back for a long time, and laughed out loud when he heard Li Liang finish speaking. The soldiers also laughed along, that's called a fun!

Zhao Gang is so depressed! Li Liang: Didn't he say he talked too much nonsense?

And Li Liang saw that the wind was tight, and hurriedly snorted.

Li Yunlong laughed and said, "Old Zhao! How did Ryoko grow her brain? How is it so good? If I had told you this story before, we wouldn't have had so many misunderstandings. ”

ps: There are a lot of words in this chapter, please order them all.

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