In the afternoon, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will be taught by the three teachers individually, and the content of our course is no longer to listen to the boring lectures of the bachelors, but to let students think more.

Pairs are a commonly used form.

The bachelor is out of the upper link, and the student is in the lower link.

After a few back and forth, I was a little sleepy when I listened, and if it weren't for the spider silk hanging on my hands and feet, I would have been devastated.

Liu Yan said: "The day before yesterday, I gave you the homework, can anyone come up with the answer?" ”

"Sir, the student has a connection!" Just listening to this rough voice knows that it is not a good pair.

The voice of the life is brave, at first glance it is not the material for reading, it is better to graduate from primary school and go to the battlefield to mix up military merits, now this military general feels that he is miserable, and he can't bear to let his children suffer from the military camp, so he prefers them to follow the literature, so as to expand their own power in the DPRK.

"Speak quickly!" Liu Yan's expectations have not diminished, which shows his thirst for talent (hunger does not choose food).

The rough voice said with confidence that came from nowhere: "Paozhen Haicheng Tower! ”

Liu Yan stroked his beard and nodded: "Smoke lock pond willow, cannon town Haicheng Tower." Not bad. ”

Smoke lock pond willow? Sensing the opportunity, I immediately sobered up, and sneered: "At first glance, this classmate is a military general, and the artistic conception of the upper and lower links is 108,000 miles apart, the rhythm is uneven, and the level is not distinguished, which completely destroys the charm of the upper union, which is not bad?" ”

"You're not a military general? Why are you laughing at me? ”

Le Mang is also a military general, but I am not laughing at his background.

"Just because you don't think for yourself, pick up people's teeth, and want to deceive Mr. Liu!"

"What evidence do you have?" The man stared at me with wide brass eyes, and his voice was a little weak.

"You've been looking through your shirt and the evidence is there! I can't memorize five words, and I still want to be a talent. ”

Standing also has the advantage of standing, standing high and seeing far!

Sure enough, there was a cheat sheet in the placket of his clothes.

"Li Shangyong deceived and copied the seventeenth chapter of the Analects of Politics a hundred times!"

"What's that?" Li Shangyong was a little confused.

I kindly reminded him: "Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is knowing!" ”

Liu Yan continued to ask: "Has anyone come up with the next link by themselves?" ”

"Sir, the student has a couplet, but he knows that it is not a good right, and he doesn't know whether to say it or not."

Shut up if you don't say anything!

"Du Gongzi, but it doesn't hurt to say it."

It turned out to be from Eucommia's family, no wonder such a chicken thief!

"The smoke locks the pond willows, and the lights fill the brocade sill waves." The man opened the folding fan and said pretendly.

"Although the five elements are disorderly, the artistic conception is very good." Liu Yan still boasted.

"Cut!"

Seeing that I was unconvinced, Liu Yan asked, "I don't know if the prince has a good heart in his heart?" ”

"Of course, there is, but why should I tell you?" Haha, the fish takes the bait.

"You scoundrel!" Liu Yan almost wanted to vomit blood.

I continued: "This Shanglian is the exam question of the first emperor when you took the palace exam, at that time, Du Zhong bluntly said on the spot that he would not win the champion, and you used it as "Autumn Ridge Pine", but it became the eye of the list, and I was not convinced in my heart. ”

"Exactly, so what?"

Am I not clear enough? You have the market, I have the goods, of course, only the price is short!

"If the gentleman can agree to a condition for the student, the student will inform the student of the next link, how about it?"

Liu Yan was already hungry, so he naturally followed my words and asked, "What are the conditions for the prince?" ”

"Don't punish me again!"

Standing like this for several hours a day, the bones of the whole body are gone.

"No! This is the rule of the academy, and it cannot be an exception because of the prince alone! Involved in the rules of the school, Liu Yan did not retreat at all.

"There are still merits in the laws of the country, and there is naturally this in the school."

Liu Yan thought about it and it was reasonable: "Then I will exempt you from punishment this time!" ”

"Ten times!" This time I got through most of it, and I lost too much.

"Ten times for violating discipline, you should drop out of school!"

"I'm afraid I can't drop out of school after violating discipline thousands of times...... "The emperor agreed, I must pass the graduation exam before I can leave the Xuanwen Pavilion."

"That's right! But if he is angry with the prince ten more times, the old man's life will be gone. ”

"Eight times?" I tried to cut the price.

"Three times, no more."

Looking at the bargaining between our teachers and students, the surnamed Du interjected: "Sir, the prince has always been treacherous, you can't trust him!" ”

Do you know each other, you say I've always been treacherous?

I said, "Then you will be happy with Mr. Will!" ”

No one spoke to stop him.

"Okay, but if the prince is untruthful, he will be punished twice!"

"Yes. Take these nails out of the way first, and I'll tell you! ”

My limbs ached, and I sat on the ground with my back against the wall and my legs spread.

"The prince's move is really insulting!"

Looking for the voice, just by looking at the face, he knew that it was the descendant of the Yan Qingshui family.

"Hasn't Yan Gongzi heard of 'Don't Look at Indecent Conduct'? Do you have to look at it yourself, or blame the king for polluting your eyes? ”

"Sven scum!"

I laughed, "I'm not Sven, I'm barely a scum!" ”

Sven scum is much gentler than those in the Jingshi tabloids.

"Lord, please give me advice." Liu Yan said respectfully, just like I was his teacher.

"Smoke lock pond willow, peach burn Jinjiang embankment!"

"Smoke lock pond willows, Taoran Jinjiang embankment......" Liu Yan repeated in a low voice, and ran out excitedly, shouting and shouting: "Smoke lock pond willows, Taoran Jinjiang embankment!" Absolute! Absolutely! ”

He's crazy? Why don't you him off in the morning......

Du Gongzi chuckled and said: "Jinjiang is just an inn, what artistic conception is there?" ”

"Hahaha!" Li Shangyong laughed and said: "Du Ziteng, you always laugh at me on weekdays, just let grandpa tell you what Jinjiang is!" Jinjiang, the ancient name of Dajiang. It originates at the western foot of Fanjing Mountain and belongs to the source of Chenshui, a tributary of the Yuan River. ”

Stomach ache? Hahaha! Du Zhong is still the champion! It's so cruel to my children and grandchildren, it really makes my stomach hurt with laughter!

Du Ziteng stubbornly refused to admit defeat: "Do you think I will believe in a martial artist with no ink?" ”

His words caused several other generals' children to stand up with displeasure.

At this time, a purple-clothed boy sitting on the edge of the back row said: "Brother Du's words are wrong, there is indeed a Jinjiang River in no country, as Brother Li said, but Fanjing Mountain is thousands of miles away from Beijing, and it is reasonable for Brother Du not to know, and General Li, the Duke of Qianguo, is stationed in Yungui, so Brother Li is also very familiar with the local terrain." ”

This is really true, which not only exculpates Du Ziteng but also affirms Li Shangyong's knowledge, so is Li Shangyong actually the son of the Duke of Qianguo? I really can't see it.

Liu Yan has come back, no longer crazy, sitting in the teacher's seat, as if he has never lost his temper, and praised: "It is worthy of being the son of Master Xie, he is really knowledgeable and talented!" ”

Du Gongzi was slightly unhappy in his heart, and pointed the finger at me again: "The five elements of King Yu are also disorderly, how can they be absolute?" ”

I said, "Du Gongzi not only doesn't understand the geography of our countrylessness, but also doesn't understand the culture of our countryless!" Don't you know the principle of the five elements? ”

"Ah, the prince, this is really wonderful!" It's the son of Taishi Xie again, "The upper link fire, gold, water and earth, the lower link, the wood, fire, gold, water and soil, are mutually restrictive, endless, and Xiaosheng admires!" ”

I laughed in my heart, you haven't been to the gray fox's house, and this couplet is written on the door frame of his house!

After school, Shao Qianwei followed. I had to take her to a secluded garden.

"I heard you've been dismissed?"

…… You don't have to gloat until your eyes light up when I'm divorced, right?

Shao Qianwei laughed heartily: "How about I go to my father and ask him to marry me to you?" The princess is matched with the prince, the door is right, and the gold and jade are good! ”

I endured the trembling all over my body, barely kept my teeth from chattering, and pretended to be a righteous gentleman and said, "No, I just married a new relative as soon as I was divorced, wouldn't it be a morning and a twilight?" ”

Shao Qianwei obviously didn't believe it: "You have been scolded as absurd and shameless, do you still care about the morning and evening?" ”

"Of course I care, there is too much infamy, I must fight now!"

"Then I'll give up my current identity and go to your house like Fuliu!"

This offer gave me the creeps.

"My family is almost full of poisons."

She snuggled into my arms and said, "Anyway, you can't be poisoned." ”

I took a step back with my limp legs: "I'm afraid that my house will become a hole." ”

"Why aren't you afraid that your house will become a snake's nest?" Shao Qianwei gradually lost his patience, and his fingertips flashed with white light, which was a spider silk that was ready to attack.

"He won't have children!"

Frightened by her, I blurted out a speechless speech, but it was too late to change my words immediately.

"No, I mean he won't make a net......"

Heaven and earth conscience, I just think of the situation of a group of small snakes in the snake nest I have seen, and I don't think about it crookedly.

But Shao Qianwei definitely wanted to be crooked, which alleviated her impatience: "Do you want to have a little spider with me?" ”

"I can't!"

Since two years ago, on a starry night, I saw Shao Qianwei's original form, with six eyes and eight legs, and a head like a giant elephant, magnifying all the ugly places to the extreme, causing 10,000 points of damage to my soul when I was still an underage, especially thinking that I was still with her...... At that time, I escaped from her Pansi Cave, and since then I have suffered from an eight-legged phobia, and when I see something on eight legs, my legs are weak, and I don't even dare to be unconscious, where can I have a little spider with her?

Shao Qianwei's peach blossom eyes were half-narrowed, and her teeth were bitten: "You~no~okay?" Wasn't you pretty good two years ago? ”

Life and death are at stake, and you must dare to blacken yourself: "It's because I overindulged in lust when I was young, so I can't do it now!" ”

Shao Qianwei said coldly: "Why did Mulan have a miscarriage at that end?" Don't tell me it's the king next door! ”

"You're too well-informed, aren't you?" Duanmulan has a small production, and no one knows about it except for the two of us.

"I have an internet connection."

You're going to get a net, you're awesome! What the hell is the Internet?

"Still trying to lie to me? Come with me! ”

In a flash of white light, she took me to the cold palace, which had been uninhabited for twenty years.

Chengxi abolished the emperor's kindness, and the current emperor is benevolent, and he will not easily beat the concubine into the cold palace, and the current queen knows that the emperor is benevolent, as long as the palace concubine does not die, she can rely on the emperor's mercy and turn over, and all the queens who can break into the cold palace have a dead hand, and everything that cannot be killed is something she can't move. Wen Jingchao recruits a large number of show girls into the palace every three years, but the number of women in the harem always maintains a strange balance, which also blocks the name of lust for the emperor.

"If you cast a spell in the palace, aren't you afraid of being discovered? The fox you entrusted with delivering the medicine is very powerful! If he knew that you had killed Du Ruofei, he would definitely take you away and purify you. "One day husband and wife, even if I am afraid that she is afraid to death, I can't help but care.

"The demon who dares to have a leg with you, not a powerful character, has already been killed by a group of love rivals." Shao Qianwei didn't appreciate it.

"I am innocent with him, and he is a cultivator of the Immortal Dao, which is very different from me."

The gray fox is the star in the sky, and I am the mud in the mud.

"Luckily, I'm a demon like you, so let me see if you can do it now!"

She spat out a huge net and pulled me into a "big" word.

！！！

"No, no, no, no!"

She leaned under me, ignoring my pleas.

It's better to let her die.

"How so?" Shao Qianwei's loss turned into anger in an instant, she stared at me viciously, as if she was going to eat me, "Then don't blame me for being ruthless, I'm going to kill you!" ”

"Why?!" I was shocked.

"I can't get you, and I won't let anyone else get you!"

Playing with fire*, I want to cry without tears.

"No, Qianwi, you are now the appearance of Princess Wuluan, I have no desire, I still like the way you are!"

"Really?"

The white light reappeared, and Shao Qianwei became a sexy beauty.

"If you don't do it again, I'll kill you!"

……

I restrained myself from imagining the beauty in front of me as some kind of eight-legged bug, and I reacted with her skill.

"Alright, let's give birth to a little spider!"

I grinned and said, "Okay, you let me go!" ”

She closed the net, and as soon as I regained my freedom, I immediately got up and left Shao Qianwei's scolding behind.