Volume 2 Born I am Forty-one, Fighting Tea and Collecting Four Idiots

If Fairy Yi didn't stretch out her fingers, Zhou Xuan couldn't open her mouth, her eyes stared directly at the jade hand, waiting for her to lift one of them.

Fairy Jingyi hesitated, the four fingers of her right hand rose and fell like pressing the hole, and she didn't know which finger to warp!

Zhou Xuan's mind was racing, and he held the two hands of Fairy Jingyi together with the teapot with both hands, and said with a smile: "Wait for me to identify it carefully." He nodded slightly to Fairy Jingyi, indicating that he didn't need her to raise his fingers, he would come by himself.

Fairy Jingyi gently withdrew her hand, and the teapot fell into Zhou Xuan's palm, because there was a veil to cover it, and she couldn't see Fairy Jingyi's blush, but her snow-white neck showed a touch of rouge color to the slender and ridged collarbones.

The four idiots said, "What kind of tea do you say this is?" ”

Zhou Xuan used his flickering magic skills, shook his head and smiled: "Fourth, you don't want to hide it from me, this is not a famous tea at all!" ”

The four idiots were stunned and said, "Why isn't this a famous tea?" This tea is by no means worse than the previous five teas, only high and not low, you can't tell it, haha. ”

Zhou Xuan sniffed the fragrant tea in the jar and said: "This tea is indeed not bad, but it is by no means well-known, it is not a famous tea, if I expect it to be good, this is a certain tea that you encountered when you traveled around, and I think it is good, so I will pick it." ”

The four idiots couldn't keep their tongues and couldn't speak.

The third idiot interjected and said: "The master is right, this is the dragon tea that the fourth brother has appeared in Yantang Mountain, and the beauty of the tea is not inferior to the top ten famous teas, but few people in the outside world know about it." ”

The four idiots nodded and said, "Zhou Xuan, you are amazing, now it's my turn, come with tea." ”

Fairy Jingyi had already brought out a plate. There are five Yue porcelain tea cups on it, and there are five kinds of tea leaves.

The four idiots looked at the five tea cups one by one, sniffed them respectively, and said Lang Lang: "Yuezhou Lanting March Huawu Tea, April Tiantai Tea, April Yuanzhou Jinguanyin Tea, March Huzhou Purple Bamboo Shoot Tea, March Zhou Xie Yuan Tea." ”

When Zhou Xuan heard it, it was not bad at all with what Fairy Jingyi said in the afternoon, it seemed that these four idiots really had a good understanding of the tea ceremony, and said, "You guessed it rightβ€”β€”"

The four idiots glared and said, "What guessed right!" I can distinguish it by looking at the shape of the tea leaves and smelling the fragrance of the tea leaves. ”

Zhou Xuan said: "That's also my tea, all of which are famous teas, easy to identify." How despicable you are. It stumped me to pick some tea leaves from a mountain and think about it. Fourth, you are so shameless! ”

The four idiots blushed and argued: "You didn't recognize it, and I didn't say that you lost, and this dragon tea will definitely be famous all over the world in less than ten years." ”

Zhou Xuan said magnanimously: "Don't say much, the first game is a draw for you." ”

The four idiots are really angry, and he is right about all five kinds of tea, but Zhou Xuan's tone is as if he is tolerant, and this draw is very even.

The second scene - know the taste of water.

Twenty teacups. Ten teacups rippled, and ten teacups were empty, placed on the case in front of the four idiots.

Zhou Xuan got up and sat down across the case with the four idiots, and said: "Don't hide it from you, I know these ten kinds of water, since I am the host, this advantage should be taken, this is called the advantage of the home field." But it is necessary to distinguish which water is in which lamp. We'll pick five each, and I'll let you choose first. ”

The four idiots said: "

Zhou Xuan casually moved the five tea cups on the left side to the side. The remaining five are the four idiots.

Or Zhou Xuan came first, he poured out half of the empty cup on the side before tasting each cup of water, so that the four idiots verified, every water Zhou Xuan is a tea cup turned around and tasted and tasted, it seems to be quite serious and cautious, in fact, it is to see the changes in the character patterns on the tea cup, and then the five tea cups are lined up, and said slowly: "From left to right, they are the spring water of the valley curtain after the snow in Lushan, the Zhaoyin spring water in the spring of Lushan, the spring water of Lanxi in Qizhou, the spring water of Shugangfeng in Guangling, and finally the Xunyang River water in Jiangzhou, This water can't actually cook tea, what tests the ability to distinguish flavors - fourth, it's your turn. ”

The four idiots said, "I don't know if you're right." He took the five tea cups corresponding to Zhou Xuan's side and tasted them one by one, nodded and said, "Well, it's almost the same." ”

Now it's the turn of the four idiots to recognize the taste of water, which is different from the five lamps of water that he verified Zhou Xuan, Zhou Xuan has already said the name of the spring water, he only needs to distinguish whether it is this kind of spring water, which is relatively much easier.

I saw that the four idiots breathed deeply as if they were practicing, and then picked up a cup of water, poured out half of it in the empty cup, tasted it again and again, and said: "This is the 6 feather springs in Shinshu." ”

Zhou Xuan took the water on the side, tasted it, nodded and said, "That's right." ”

The four idiots tasted another lamp and said: "It is Wuxi Huishan Stone Spring." ”

Zhou Xuan also pretended to be a sample, looked at the fingers of the characters painted on the tea cup of the four idiots, and said: "I was said by the fourth brother again, the fourth child is guessing the kung fu of shooting, right?" ”

The four idiots rolled their eyes and said, "What guess the shot overlay, this."

Haven't you seen that I never eat meat these days! Generally, you can't drink wine and eat meat for seven days, so as not to damage your ability to distinguish taste, which is like you, drink wine and eat meat every day, but you can taste the taste of water, it's really strange. ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Some people have to rely on hard practice, and some people are talented, such as me." ”

The four idiots snorted, took the third cup of water, tasted it for a while, raised their heads and frowned, and said, "What's the matter, this is also the Lugu Valley Curtain Spring Water!" ”

Zhou Xuan tasted the product and said: "It's right that it's the grain curtain spring water, but my one is the valley curtain spring water after the snow in Lushan, it's even colder, your one is the spring curtain spring water, and there are still subtle differences." ”

The four idiots took the previous spring water of the valley curtain after the snow and tasted it again, but their faces were ashamed and they didn't speak.

Zhou Xuan said: "Okay, we didn't say that the same kind of spring water is also divided into seasons, even if you are right, come, taste the fourth." ”

This fourth lamp, the four idiots came and went, and after tasting it for a long time, he couldn't say why, shook his head and said: "This lamp can't come out, I definitely haven't tasted this kind of water, and it's not among the top ten famous springs in the world." ”

Zhou Xuan tasted the product, and saw that the figure on the teacup was holding the little finger of his right hand, so he laughed and said: "Fourth, you are really confused, far away in the sky and close in front of you, this is the stream in front of Baiyun Temple." ”

The four idiots were unconvinced: "This and this, the stream water is also counted!" Isn't this the same as me fooling people with Yantang Mountain Dragon Tea! ”

Zhou Xuan said: "It's you who fool people, I don't fool people, I have never been to Yantang Mountain, and you have just passed from the bridge to this Baiyunguan stream, a person who is really obsessed with the tea ceremony, everywhere, as soon as you see the river, stream, and spring water, you have to drink two sips to taste, you must know the taste of water in the world, not just limited to some famous springs, the stream water is clear and lovely, why didn't you think of drinking two sips to taste, can I blame you for fooling you?" ”

The four idiots snorted angrily and said, "I've lost this one, let's have a third game - see who makes tea faster?" You use the curtain spring water of the Snow Queen Lu Valley to cook Beiyuan tea, and I use the Huishan stone spring to cook dragon tea, let's start. ”

There are two small rooms on the left and right, one for the four idiots and one for Zhou Xuan, and the beautiful maid Yunyi naturally wants to fan the flames for Zhou Xuan, but in fact, Zhou Xuan fanned the stove for her, crushed the tea leaves with wood, and filtered the water with a water bladder...... The cooperation is also tacit.

The four idiots were so busy that they didn't have time to pay attention here, and they didn't expect that this maid was actually a master of the tea ceremony!

In a short time, Zhou Xuan lifted the curtain and came out, and almost at the same time, the four idiots also came out with a teapot, and hot air rose from the spout.

Zhou Xuan is a purple clay pot and a black ou pot, and the tea is poured into the cup, which is fragrant and light.

Zhou Xuan said: "We seem to be the same block, this third game is also a tie, and then it is higher than the brown color, please look at my tea, the color is blue and white, the tea cup has no traces, and the fourth one, the color is slightly yellow, when shaking, there are faint tea marks on the edge of the lamp, this is clear at a glance." ”

The four idiots just now didn't grasp the heat very well for the pursuit of degree, so they had to admit defeat at this time, and said: "There is one last game - tasting tea, I will definitely win you." ”

Zhou Xuan said with a smile: "Fourth, what is it compared to, you have already lost and are still confused, you have two draws and two losses in the first four games, what if you win the last game?" ”

The four idiots said "ah": "I've already lost?" "I don't believe it yet.

"Are you trying to cheat? Do you dare to do it? Zhou Xuan asked.

The four idiots blushed, looked at the three idiots, and then looked at Zhou Xuan, gritted his teeth, knelt down and said: "The master is above, please accept the insect slave, the tea slave, and the chess slave, no matter what slave, whatever you want to call it." ”

Zhou Xuan smiled and said: "The fourth is flat, if you don't like to listen to insect slaves and chess slaves, I won't call you, how about still calling you the fourth?" The sword slave is not called the sword slave, but it is called the third, the third and the fourth, which is very good. ”

The four idiots were still very unconvinced, and immediately gave Zhou Xuan a difficult question: "Master, since I am already your subordinate, then I will participate in next year's Top Ten Protectorate Chess Battle, and my third brother will naturally also participate, so the master will look at it." I thought, "I'm squeezing you out of the way, huh!" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "Naturally, they all have to participate, this is not difficult for me, the third child replaces Fu Yannian, and the fourth child is an alternate, standing by to replace Gu Liuquan at any time." ”

The four idiots asked, "Alternate, what does this mean?" ”

Zhou Xuan said: "That is to say, if Mr. Gu has a headache and brain fever and can't play, you will be on top." ”

The four idiots said: "Okay, before the start of the game, I punched Gu Liuquan in the chest, and he vomited blood, so naturally I will participate." ”

Zhou Xuan was completely speechless.