44. Licking calves is deep
In order not to let people find out that I was seriously injured by Concubine Chen Shu, I had to get up early to go to school at the Xuanwen Hall.
"Lord Wang, get up." Qin Louyue changed her trembling appearance in the past, her tone was clear and cold, it turned out that anger can still help people strengthen their courage.
"Come and change my clothes."
Qin Louyue wanted to refuse, but she thought that her original duty was to wait for me to live, but I only asked her to prepare toiletries before, and now there is no reason to refuse, she dressed me with a cold face.
After getting dressed, she wanted to go out, and I stopped her again.
"Wash my face."
She reluctantly turned around and came back, scrubbing me indiscriminately, the water got into my nose, choking uncomfortably, she brought mouthwash again, I quickly took it myself, let her feed, and didn't choke me to death?
I knew I had asked her this morning, and I wouldn't have annoyed her last night. Who would have thought that this morning I would be so torn out of my right arm that I could not lift my right arm because of chest pain!
"Do you still think I'm a good person?" I teased her playfully.
I seemed to have lit a firecracker, Qin Louyue's anger surged, and she said angrily: "Is the prince just to prove to the slave that you are not a good person, so he spoils himself like this?" Do you know how serious your injuries are? Because I pulled your wound last night, I can't move today, right? If you don't want to be a good person, just say it, you can't do this to yourself in the future! ”
……
"Did you learn mind reading from a gray fox?"
"What are you talking about, Lord Wang? The slave didn't have the ability to read minds, and the slave saw the blood next to the bed, and thought of Liu Gongzi and said that you can't ...... for at least seven days After strenuous exercise, I realized that you were deliberately angry. ”
"Then you wanted to choke me to death just now?"
"Slave and girl, you don't care about yourself too much, you don't care about your body, and you don't care about your reputation."
"I'm not used to being called a good person......"
My face is hot, and I am shamelessly shy!
"It's not early, the prince should hurry up and eat!"
Looking at the white belly of the fish in the sky, I discovered a terrifying fact: yes! Late! Arrive! Finish!
"It's too late, Shadow One Shadow Two, take me to the Xuanwen Pavilion quickly!"
My uncle sent a total of ten Demon Shadows, and I made them number one to ten, not only to protect me, but also to supervise my revenge, and my uncle heard that I was so infamous and thought that my revenge was progressing well, and asked me to restrain myself, in fact, ...... It's tears when you think about it too much!
I landed directly at the door of the Xuanwen Hall and stepped on the bell to enter the door.
Liu Yan was looking at the boundless punishment writing, endlessly handing me the copy of "my" from under the table, and I handed it in with a smile.
"If the old man is not mistaken......"
My heart is lifted, and for the first time I do something bad, I have to bury my head under the table!
"The prince just came in empty-handed, right?"
Fortunately, it wasn't a handwriting problem, Endless relaxed slightly, raised his head, and still didn't dare to look at Liu Yan.
Making up nonsense is easy for me: "This was done by the student in the palace yesterday, and I forgot to bring it back, so I asked His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to bring it." ”
Liu Yan was skeptical.
"The prince's handwriting is sloppy, I didn't expect it to be so neatly written...... Lord Wang, please come to the front and write a word and compare it. ”
I couldn't move my right hand, so I had to hold a pen with my left hand.
"Sir, the student can testify that the prince wrote it with the student yesterday!"
Yes??
I wrote it with the second prince, but it was brought by the crown prince, isn't it harmful to me?
I overestimated Liu Yan's high level, with the crown prince and the second prince as a guarantee, he no longer embarrassed me, so he got off the donkey and said: "Since there is the prince and the second prince to testify, the old man will not embarrass the prince, the prince can write so well, I hope you can complete your homework seriously in the future!" ”
When I finished my first lecture in the midst of hunger and hardship, Liu Yan rolled her eyes in anger, because no matter how loud he spoke, it was not as loud as my stomach.
Endlessly instructed the eunuch to bring a plate of jujube paste yam cake, I am now losing both qi and blood, and the jujube paste yam is like charcoal in the snow.
I was so moved that I just said coldly: "Lone just doesn't want to be affected by your studies." ”
Today's school hall is abnormal, I didn't receive a "gift" in the morning, everyone was listening carefully during class, and there was no chasing and fighting between classes.
"Today, how can these gentlemen change their sexuality and become so peaceful and self-controlled, I am not used to it!"
Wuyun was even more abnormal today, and actually explained to me: "Don't you know that the prince is going to take the exam this afternoon?" Speaking of which, the prince was admitted to the school last time and has not participated in it yet. ”
"What's the exam?" I asked.
"What I've learned in the last ten days."
"That'...... What have you learned in these 10 days? ”
"Only the eldest brother and Xie Shenyan know this."
Wu Yan seemed to be very dissatisfied with Wu Yan talking to me, and took out ten books without speaking.
"So much?!"
"The number of the circled pages in these books."
"Big brother, lend me a look!" Shamelessly take away the marker, I only have one hand, I can't snatch him.
For the next two classes, I kept chewing on books and making up for it, and countless people made me dizzy, and I finally fell asleep.
At lunchtime, I was called by the eunuchs in the Queen Mother's palace.
The Queen Mother prepared a lot of things that I loved to eat when I was a child, and even my mother didn't know what I liked to eat, but the Queen Mother actually remembered!
"How can Qi'er hold chopsticks with his left hand?"
Xu was afraid that it would affect my eating, and the Queen Mother didn't ask until she finished eating, her face changed, and the news that Concubine Chen Shu had injured Prince Yu spread far and wide, and the Queen Mother called me over to check when she heard the news.
"Grandma forgot, I've been two-handed since I was a child."
"Grandma won't forget everything about Qi'er, don't interrupt and tell the mourning family what happened to your right hand?"
I said with a sad face: "It's not that the gentleman of the school punished me for copying books, and I can't even lift my hand to copy!" ”
"You kid, you always don't say anything when you are bullied, that's how you let the queen's poisonous woman harm you in the first place......"
The Queen Mother's eyes were red.
"Grandma, now that my grandson is older, no one can bully me! It was the queen who mistakenly thought that she had killed me, so I was able to get out of the palace, and I also learned a skill, and now my kung fu is about to catch up with my grandmother, and no one can hurt me! ”
"Grandma is old, and her hands and feet are not good, where is there still kung fu? Whoever dares to hurt you, grandma will not spare him, even if the country is overturned, she must protect you. This world is beaten by grandma, so it's okay to disperse for Qi'er! ”
Even if the country is overthrown, we must protect you......
In this world, it's okay to disperse for Qi'er!
I wanted to cry, but I didn't have tears, which is a side effect of the devil. There is an ancient legend that when the demon sheds tears, the magic power will dissipate, but it has never been verified, because the demon has no tears at all.
I forced a smile and said: "That grandson has really become a lonely star who has brought disaster to the country and the people, and grandma has worked hard to build the country, and the grandson must always protect it, and no one is allowed to destroy it." ”
The topic was too heavy, and the Queen Mother changed her words: "I heard that the school hall is going to take the exam in the middle of the day today, so grandma won't delay you from grinding your gun!" ”
This topic is even heavier!
"How does grandma know that I'm grinding a gun......
The Queen Mother laughed: "Although you have never forgotten it since you were a child, I am sure that you haven't even opened a book in the past ten days!" ”
Knowing the son Mo Ruo's mother, knowing the grandson Mo Ruo's milk!
The Queen Mother saw my speechless expression and knew that she was right.
"Among my three children, Xi'er is too kind, Hui'er is too strong, Xin'er is too simple, none of them are like me, I thought my excellent bloodline couldn't be inherited, but I didn't expect them to be inherited by you!"
"It turns out that my excellent bloodline is inherited from you......"
"No ambition, no progress, lazy, no heart and lungs, who do you think these advantages can be inherited to you except your grandmother?"
Me: "Uh......"
It's a good thing your son didn't inherit this, otherwise the kingdom would really be destroyed!
"Okay, sharpen the gun in battle, it's not fast or light, and only after passing the exam can you have an excuse to let the emperor and queen exempt you from going to school!"