Chapter 138: Stewed River Mussels (Second Watch)
The light spreads all the way, illuminating the lake brightly.
When I opened my eyes, I was greeted by the infinitely magnified face of the river god. He was clean and handsome, and his faintly shiny flowing skin was dazzlingly white in the sunlight.
However, compared with the slightness of the smiling pear vortex that reverses the sentient beings, the river god is still slightly inferior.
Thinking of the taboo, I quietly moved back from the river god's gaze, "Can you not stare at me with the eyes of your prey?"
The river god frowned and corrected my words, "Don't you think that when I look into your pearly sparkling eyes, there is nothing but love?"
Love?
It's not that I look down on him, even I, a person who has lost three souls and six souls, can see that the river god is cold and insane, and he still innocently talks about "love" with me!
"Be my pearl, I'll take you out of the dossier, how about it?" The river god crouched in front of me, holding my cheek, staring intently into my eyes.
His conditions are very tempting, and with his help, I should be able to get out of the file smoothly, and by the way, as the first person in the Void Realm Continent to pass the first level of the ancient battlefield, I will win a lot of divine power.
However, I am who I am, and as Rong Ji said, I do not belong to anyone.
I shook my head and rejected his offer, "No, I don't want to make any pearls." As for how to get out of the dossier, even if it is difficult to get to the sky by relying on my own strength, I will give it a go. ”
"Stubborn pearl, quite charming. "The river god automatically shielded me from refusal, and suddenly transformed into a huge river mussel.
He asked me a little shyly, "How am I in my original form?"
I looked at this huge river mussel, and I couldn't stop swallowing my saliva, and my mind was full of river mussel stew, stir-fried river mussels, and steamed river mussels......
Seeing that I didn't answer, the river god asked again, "Pearl, how am I original?"
"Very good, very good!" I twisted a trick to summon the rain, submerged most of his body in the rain, and then ignited a fire of thunder in an attempt to stew him.
The river god was overjoyed, and obediently lay in the puddle, his body burned by the fire of thunder.
In just half an hour, wisps of cooking smoke rose, and the fragrance of delicious mussels overflowed, which made me swallow saliva non-stop, and hit the body of the mussel with the Xuanyuan sword, "Is it ripe? I'm going to start when it's cooked!"
The river god suddenly turned into a human form, and his faintly shiny flowing skin was burned by the fire of the thunder, showing a pink color, at first glance, it looked like a fathead fish in the East China Sea, which was very funny.
"I regard you as the pearl of your palm, but you want to devour me in your belly!" the river god flicked his sleeves angrily, and the tassels on the cuffs were like willows in the wind, trembling for a while.
After a while, three or two pearls slipped out of his eyes, one by one.
I can't help but think of the South China Sea mermaid clan, they are also good at flowing pearls on the moon, and they are somewhat similar to this river god.
When his blush faded, the pearls under his feet piled up.
Although, the way he cried was extremely beautiful, the moment the pearl slowly fell from his eyes, Wan Fang was extremely stunning to him. But I only thought it was very funny, and the mighty river god was made to cry by my words.
"Enough crying?" I stood up and patted him on the head, "I'm in a hurry to get through today, so I won't accompany him." ”
"Stop!" the river god's red eyes still showed a hint of grievance, but his serious face still shocked me.
The next moment, he forced my arm and took me into his arms, and this ambiguous gesture not only did not make me blush and heartbeat, but aroused my appetite.
His plain robe was wrapped in fresh mussel meat, which had been roasted by the fire of heavenly thunder, and it was already mouthwatering.
The river god wiped the corner of my mouth and said angrily, "Pearl, if there is a next time, I will swallow you in one bite, let you sharpen for a thousand years, and melt into pearls!"
I nodded in response, and after a while asked reluctantly, "Do you have weaker companions for me to eat?"
The river god instantly darkened his face and raised his hand to hit me, but after a long time, his palm did not fall for a long time, and he only muttered, "Good mussels don't fight with evil pearls!"
I sighed lowly, and I always felt that the river god's brain was not very useful, and at most he was smarter than Oyin.
"Open your mouth!" he commanded me fiercely, a melodious trickle mixed with raging waves.
"I won't!"
Unexpectedly, the river god took advantage of my answer and stuffed a spoonful of yellow and black sand into my mouth.
The fine sand is mixed with honey syrup, salty and sweet, sweet and astringent, and it is difficult to swallow.
I spat out all the fine sand in my mouth, and angrily pasted his face, "I'm not a mussel, I don't eat sand!"
The river god frowned slightly, showing a very headache, "If you don't eat sand, how can you become a pearl?"
Without waiting for me to answer, he held me up in his hand and muttered to himself, "Although you are older, from now on, you will be the pearl of my palm." ”
The word pearl in the palm of your hand is actually used like this?
I was so angry with him that I couldn't laugh or cry, and I just wanted to quickly escape from his clutches and escape from this treacherous file.
Right now, I'm thinking about Rong Ji in my heart, not only worried that his relationship with the queen of heaven will become more and more estranged, but also worried that the queen of heaven will take advantage of my absence to sow discord, so that Rong Ji will gradually dislike me.
"Pearl, what are you thinking?" the river god asked suddenly, tilting his head to look at me outside the fugue.
"Want a man?" the river god saw Rong Ji's figure through my eyes, and said more and more unconvinced, "What is this river god not as good as that yellow-haired boy?"
The inexplicable inflated self-confidence of the river god made me feel a little uncomfortable, even if he was peerless, in my eyes, it was still not as good as tolerance.
Although, there are times when Rong Ji is quite unreasonable, although he often kills me, he will ......
But he always knew what I wanted, and he was able to tolerate all my willfulness unconditionally.
The river god was distraught and covered my eyes with his hands, "In such a beautiful eye, why do you always show that little child, and you really spoil the scenery!"
Isn't there something wrong with the river god's eyes? Rong Ji Xian's posture is graceful, he doesn't feel pleasing to the eye, and even says that he is spoiled by the scenery!
"Pearl, will you cry if I beat you?" The river god suddenly raised his arm, and without waiting for me to answer, he put down his arm again, and said dejectedly, "Good mussels don't beat pearls." ”
"Pearl, do you like to read the script, if I tell you the sad stories of the world, can you cry for me?" the river god looked at me expectantly, and wanted to poke my eyes with his fingers and make me cry.
But he finally held back the thought, cleared his throat, and prepared to move me with the love and hatred of the world, and make me cry with emotion.