Chapter 247: Into the cage
Chapter 247 into the cage
Jiang Tiandao stood up, pulled the quilt open, and was about to pull Sun Xiao'e over from the bed and spank her ass hard.
But when he pulled the quilt away, he was dumbfounded.
There is a long pillow in the quilt, where is Sun Xiao'e?!
Not good! Fell for this thief mother-in-law!
Jiang Tiandao screamed in his heart, and he turned his head and was about to run.
But it's too late! I heard a coquettish shout above my head: "Whore, where to go!" ”
As soon as Jiang Tiandao instinctively raised his head, he saw a large iron cage falling from the sky.
Jiang Tiandao was taken aback, and when he hurriedly wanted to struggle, the big iron cage had already fallen, impartial, and just covered him underneath.
He hurriedly tried to push the cage open, but the iron cage was very heavy, and when it fell, it clicked, and it seemed to merge with some mechanism on the ground.
No matter how much he pushed, he didn't move.
"Whore! I advise you to save some effort! Auntie, my iron cage has been locked up by a bear! ”
I heard Sun Xiao'e sneering, and I didn't know where it came out, and walked to the iron cage with a torch.
Jiang Tiandao was so annoyed at the moment! I wanted to take revenge on this mother-in-law, but I didn't expect to send myself to an iron cage and be locked up here like a bear!
Now, even if you have the ability to go to the sky, you will be in a catastrophe!
And Sun Xiao'e walked to the cage with a torch and sneered: "Obscene thief! Do you still have the face to say you're eight-way? There are prostitute thieves like you picking flowers in the middle of the night in the Eighth Route Army?! ”
Jiang Tiandao was only at this time difficult to argue, blaming himself for how he had gotten into his brain just now, and ran to Sun Xiao'e's bed in the middle of the night to take revenge.
Now it's okay, the revenge can't be done, but I have become a flower thief!
At this time, a bandit outside was alarmed and asked outside: "Big boss, what's wrong?" ”
Sun Xiao'e snorted: "It's okay, you guys sleep with yours, there's a mouse in the hole, I've already caught it!" ”
The bandits believed it and dispersed.
And Jiang Tiandao was so angry that his face turned white.
At this moment, Lao Tzu is a bear and a thief, and now he has become a mouse again!
If Monk Wei and Zhang Dabiao knew about this, they wouldn't have to laugh off their big teeth?!
But there is no way, who let themselves be planted in the hands of others?
Now I am an ant in the palm of someone's hand, and I can pinch it as much as I want.
And he didn't dare to speak out, so he could only find a way to get out, otherwise if he was seen, his reputation as a thief would become famous.
It's nothing to be a thief by yourself, but the problem is that in this era, if your identity is spread out, then Li Yunlong must not collapse himself?
Lao Tzu came to this era to be a hero, not to be a thief for 10,000 years!
Sun Xiao'e is so proud at the moment! She closed the door of the cave, and then walked to the iron cage with the torch, as if admiring her prey, and from time to time put the torch into the cage, watching Jiang Tiandao dodge in embarrassment, she let out a proud laugh.
"Adulter, do you still say that you are the Eighth Route Army?" Sun Xiao'e teased Jiang Tiandao and asked proudly.
Jiang Tiandao, on the other hand, rolled his eyes and curled up in the corner of the iron cage.
At this time, it is useless to say anything, it is better to rest and save some energy, and think about how to get out of this iron cage.
However, it is not difficult to get out, Jiang Tiandao has just seen that this iron cage has a door and a big iron lock on it.
As long as there is a lock, there is a key, and as long as you can get the key, you have a chance to get out.
Now the difficulty is where the key is.
Sun Xiao'e saw that Jiang Tiandao didn't speak for a long time, followed his eyes, and immediately understood.
"Adulteress, are you still thinking about escaping? Do you want to know where the key is? As she spoke, she touched her body, and then shook it in front of Jiang Tiandao, making a jingling sound.
It's a bunch of keys.
"Tell you, whore, the key to this iron cage is here."
As she spoke, Sun Xiao'e threw her arm and threw the keychain out with a brush, landing on the ground at the entrance of the cave.
"If you have the ability to get the key, you can get out. If you can't get ......" Sun Xiao'e smiled and took out a knife and gestured: "Then wait for tomorrow morning to be disemboweled, and then put on the hat of a thief and parade through the street!" ”
Then, she stretched out her arms and yawned: "Okay, aunt and grandma, I'm sleepy, so I won't play with you, see you tomorrow morning, little whore!" ”
After speaking, she walked to the side of the bed, regardless of Jiang Tiandao being by her side, directly kicked the two shoes on her feet away, revealing two smooth and small feet, pulled the quilt, rolled there and began to sleep.
Jiang Tiandao was left, like a mouse in a cage, watching the cat sleep on the side.
But for him, it was also a good opportunity for him to get out.
He immediately opened the mall, hoping to exchange it for a key that would open the lock.
However, he was disappointed, and the mall could only exchange weapons and ammunition, or wound medicine or something, and there were no tools for unlocking the lock.
There was no way, Jiang Tiandao once again stared at the bunch of keys that Sun Xiao'e threw at the door.
If you can get that set of keys, you can naturally open this iron cage. But the problem is that Sun Xiao'e threw the key so far that Jiang Tiandao's arm couldn't touch it no matter how long it was!
Jiang Tiandao was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, but he couldn't stretch his arms like rubber bands, right?
He looked to the left and right, hoping to find something he could take advantage of, and pull the keychain in the distance.
But this is Sun Xiao'e's "boudoir", where are there any tools such as long rods.
Jiang Tiandao was so anxious that he wanted to break the iron cage, but the steel bar was thicker than the child's arm, and there was no possibility of being bent at all.
What to do? Could it be that he just waited until dawn, and then was disemboweled, put on the hat of a thief and went to the parade, maybe he would be sent to Ping'an County by this mother-in-law.
If the people of the independent group see that they are wearing the hat of a thief, then they will not be able to raise their heads in this life.
Just when Jiang Tiandao was sweating profusely in a hurry, he suddenly heard a rustling sound from the door of the cave.
Someone's coming?
Jiang Tiandao was stunned for a moment, but soon, he laughed dumbly.
It turned out that it was not a human who came, but a mouse!
Sun Xiao'e didn't extinguish the torch when she slept, the torch was inserted into the wall of the cave, and Jiang Tiandao could clearly see a small head coming in through the crack at the entrance of the cave.
The eyes of the two little black beans gurgled around, and then they successfully matched Jiang Tiandao's eyes!