Chapter 367: Dongying Good Kung Fu Ring Competition
"Damn, there is still such a thing, where are they now? Are they still fighting today? Liu Yuanhua asked very angrily.
The people nodded again and again and said, "Fight, once a day in the morning and once in the afternoon, unless it is windy and rainy, it will not stop." ”
"Damn, where are they? Take us over and clean them up, the little devil of the dog is actually using this kind of damage trick to mess with us Chinese. ”
"Oooh."
As soon as these people heard Liu Yuanhua say that they were going over to clean up the little devils, they were immediately happy, and hurriedly said loudly: "Here, here, please come with us." ”
Liu Yuanhua and the others hurriedly followed. The people were also running excitedly in front, as if they knew that Liu Yuanhua and they would definitely be able to win in the past.
At that time, every time the little devils occupied a place. They will do everything they can to get the people to obey them. The jousting is also for this purpose.
The little devil made a good calculation, and in the place they occupied at that time, the rest of the people were either poor or had no ability. Those who are really rich and capable have left early.
At this time, the little devil will open the ring again, where is there any master here? It's not those who practice half a bucket of water, or civilians who don't practice martial arts. They don't want to fight for a month, get a first-class master to sit in charge, even if they fight for a year, they can still win.
Everyone rushed to the central square in an uproar. Mu said to the instructor: "Instructor, it seems that the battle with you today will not be successful, and we will divide the victory and defeat another day." ”
The instructor said happily: "Actually, we don't need the two of us to fight to be able to distinguish the winner." After a while, the two of us will be more masters than who will kill the little devils, even if who wins? ”
"Uh-huh-hmm......"
Mu nodded again and again and said, "This idea is good, this idea is good, why didn't I think of it?" Let's talk about it, whoever kills the most devils wins. It's just like this time, and it won't be compared again. Lest people say that we are in the nest, Lao Tzu is very unhappy when he hears this. When did they get out of the nest? Isn't it just that I want to have fun while I have time? Why did he become a nest? Really. ”
The instructor hurriedly persuaded him and said: "Wood, don't be like them, people just talk about it, why take it seriously?" We just need to know what we're doing. We can't stop people's mouths, can we? ”
At this time, they saw from a distance that a ring about one person high had been set up in the square.
The front of the ring was also full of people eating melons watching the excitement. I don't know what to say there, and the scene is noisy anyway.
When they ran closer, they saw that the two couplets on both sides of the ring were very eye-catching. It makes people rush when they see the fire.
It's strange if there is no noise under the ring, and this couplet is clearly to pull hatred.
Shanglian is: punching half of China's invincible opponents.
Downlink: There is no strong opponent in the whole of China.
Horizontal batch: The sick man of East Asia
And in the ring. There was a well-dressed little devil master of ceremonies, holding a loudspeaker and shouting there.
"Dear sick men of East Asia, welcome to our Dongying Good Kung Fu Ring again. This afternoon's ring competition, as long as you Chinese can come on stage to challenge, as long as you can defeat our warriors on the stage, then you win.
The rule is that except for the use of firearms, other cold weapons can be used casually, regardless of whether they are hit, and they will be responsible for their injuries and death. After winning a game, the player in the ring must find two partners to accept the challenge of the opponent for three consecutive games, that is, three against three, and only if they win all four consecutive games can they win the final victory.
We've been in the Kung Fu Ring for a whole month, and today is the last day. That is to say, if you have not been able to defeat us this afternoon, this couplet will always be here. We will carve out of stone and stand here. Let you, the sick men of East Asia, come and see it every day, and let you know how wise and correct we are to name you.
Okay, without further ado, let's get into the most tense moment of our Dongying good kung fu ring, and the challenge officially begins. Sick men of East Asia, if you want us not to call you that, then go to the ring and prove it to us!
Here is the first player to play this afternoon: Mr. Quan Jiadou Jianjian, everyone is welcome. ”
The ghost master of ceremonies didn't care about the fire-breathing eyes everywhere under the ring, pretended to clap his hands twice, and then went down.
Next is the stage built by Quan Jiadou, while doing all kinds of preparatory actions on the stage, he did not forget to despise it very much, and he made all kinds of contemptuous actions against the audience, which was full of provocation.
"Damn, little devil, your grandfather is here."
A young man with a big knife couldn't stand it anymore and jumped into the ring directly. It's not okay to make the companions who came with him nervous.
The main thing is, what is this thing doing in such a hurry to jump on? Even if he wins, where can he find two more teammates to do with others? If you rely on their companions, you will definitely lose.
The little devil's rules seem to be very fair, but in fact, he is the rules of the cheating father.
It's not that no Chinese have won the battle after fighting for so long, but what if they win? Just you alone are powerful and have a fart, the next three to three, where do you go to find two first-class masters to fight against others. And the little devils have been prepared.
You have to win all four games to win, and if you lose one game, it's no fun. Under such rules, it would be strange if you could win against others.
Liu Yuanhua and the instructor saw the young man with a big knife jumping into the ring from a distance. By the time they ran up to stop it, it was too late, and the ring was already dry.
"Don't say it, this kid really has two brushes, it looks like this devil really can't kill him?" Liu Yuanhua looked at the fight on the stage and said with a little surprise.
Wood nodded: "Well, this is a master, this is really a master, wow, amazing, too powerful." ”
The clever ghost said helplessly: "I said wood, now Lao Tzu can't laugh, can you change your expression or say it in a different sentence!" ”
In the ring, the little devil holding the Dongying war knife. The knife technique is very sophisticated and fast. The knife beckoned to the vital part of the young man with the big knife.
The young man with the big knife was not afraid of him. The big knife in his hand, at a glance, has to weigh dozens of pounds, this knife cut over, the Dongying katana in the little devil's hand and he slashed, was shocked and retreated, the Dongying knife in his hand was almost not shaken away, and it couldn't be stopped at all.
"Good ......"
The audience immediately erupted in cheers and applause like a tsunami.
And there are a lot of little devils sitting in the back of the ring, and many of them are still wearing devil uniforms.
At this time, a little devil sitting behind the young man saw that the situation on the field did not seem to be very appropriate. Immediately pulled out a handful of Wang Ba boxes from his waist.
After the little devil pulled out his gun, he shouted in his mouth: "Bagayalu, what are you doing there?" ”
Then, a shot was fired into the sky.
"Bump."
The young man with the big knife who was fighting was suddenly startled, and hurriedly turned his head to look at the little devil who had shot.
"It's not good, Brother Qiang, be careful......" The partners of the young man with the big knife were immediately frightened and shouted.
(End of chapter)