Chapter 13 The little devils are better at pretending than the other
The devils didn't do it, they shouted loudly, and said, "It used to be before, and it was easy to take those positions. What kind of position is this, yesterday the two squadrons fought for a day and they were all wiped out and couldn't take it down, you let us charge without eating? If we can't take it down, won't we all have to eat? Even if it's death, you'll have to let us eat before we die, right? ”
Devils, you are noisy and noisy, but you refuse to charge. Who's going to say charge? It would be better to be shot now. That's a shattered death! Don't talk about the head, you don't even have a body! I won't even be able to recognize Amaterasu when I go back in the future!
The devils were all thinking about how to avoid this catastrophe today, but they didn't expect their captain to give them such a good excuse.
As soon as the devils said this, the two squadron leaders had no choice, and it was so difficult to get down the position for the hungry soldiers to charge, isn't this nonsense? I guess I can't get back to this rush, right?
So the two squadron leaders went to the captain Kuroda Tengki to discuss, although Kuroda Fujiki was very angry, but he also knew that the emperor was not bad for hungry soldiers, how could he not give food to others? In the end, I agreed, let them eat, and immediately charged after eating.
On the side of the Eighth Road, it had already entered a tense defensive state, and most of the people hid in the anti-artillery holes, ready to withstand the shelling of the devils.
But I didn't expect these devils to get up in the morning and have nothing to do, acting out a show to make them happy and cool down.
As soon as they heard the news from outside that the devils had disbanded, the soldiers of the Eighth Route didn't know what to say. Yes, they didn't want to see the devil attack, but it was even more uncomfortable to be played by others like this. One by one, they began to curse.
And Li Liang was even more depressed, he could see the situation clearly with the telescope to hit the devils, but he couldn't figure out what planes the devils were doing. couldn't figure out why the material he gave to the devil would fail, so he was reprimanded by his brother. This is a depressing thing that does good things but can't be understood, it's really uncomfortable!
This morning, the devils ate the most unified time, although everyone did not come together, but there was one thing that was done very consistently, that is, there was no coming or leaving, as if they were going to eat this meal to death.
But no matter what, after more than half an hour, they were still caught up in the battlefield.
Well, there's no problem now, right? You can kill it, right?
Hideken Yamadabe and Toshiki finished Ouno, and they both screamed to cheer up the devils.
"Warriors! When everyone is full of food and drink, cheer me up, and behind these Shiba Road, there are white flower girls and white flower silver ......"
"Warriors, let the earth eight roads see the essence of our imperial warriors......"
"We're leaning in slowly, and we'll kill ...... as soon as our cannon stops."
"Kill to ......"
After Toshiki finished Ouye's command knife, the devils had no reason this time, so they could only touch forward slowly.
Well, that's pretty much it.
Toshiki Wan Ou Ye and Yamadabe Hideken are very satisfied with the effect of their agitation, look, the warriors who were reluctant to charge were said by me, you see, all up, right?
But before the two of them were finished, suddenly a devil fell to the ground and convulsed, foaming at the mouth, which looked terrifying.
"Baga-a-lu, what's going on with these guys? Why do you have problems one after another? ”
They ran up to see that the devil's behavior didn't look like a fake. Hurriedly called the military doctor to come over and carry it down to see what was going on. This devil has just been carried away.
Suddenly, another devil also learned to lie on the ground like this devil, and learned to call it a likeness! Even if it's a super actor, it's just that, right?
The two devil squadron leaders are furious in their hearts, what the hell is going on? had no choice but to let the military doctor carry him down again.
Sadly, this second devil has just been carried away. Another devil pretended to be the two devils in front of him, lying on the ground and convulsing.
"Ya Ga Lu, what the hell is going on?"
Although the two squadron leaders couldn't tell what was wrong with these devils, they knew that something must have happened.
A devil next to him asked his companion: "Jun on the right, these Yaga should have used this method to dodge this charge, and I have to say that their method was very successful, allowing them to successfully escape this disaster." Why don't we pretend to do it too? If we go any further, when the secret weapon of the Eight Roads is used, it will be useless for us to install it.
Coincidentally, because many devils think so, there are many voices that say this.
This immediately made the two squadron leaders angry, so it turned out to be like this! It turns out that these eight gagas are pretended.
"Yaga, you have insulted the name of our warriors of the Great Japanese Empire, I tell you if anyone dares to pretend to be ...... again"
Before Toshiki finished Squadron Leader Ouye's words, suddenly a devil pretended to be the two devils in front of him, lying on the ground and convulsing.
"Baga, Baga, Yalu, you are here again before Lao Tzu's words are finished, right? Lao Tzu gave you face, didn't he? ”
The two squadron leaders walked up and took a look, hey, look, I learned that it was called a likeness. The two of them only discovered today that in their two squadrons, there are so many talents with surprisingly high acting talents, you see, the learning is simply the same, vivid, and impeccable!
Junshu Ou Ye angrily took out the matching gun, skillfully opened the safe, loaded the bullet, and scolded: "Baga, hurry up for me, don't disturb the morale of the army anymore, otherwise Lao Tzu will shoot you." ”
But the guy on the ground not only didn't get up, but even aggravated the drama and rolled his eyes, as if he was really going to die.
"Bagaya Road, your conscience is so bad that you dare to disturb the hearts of our army, and I will shoot you today."
As he spoke, he shot the devil on the ground in the head without hesitation.
"Let me tell you, the Tubalu position in front of you today will be taken no matter what, and if anyone dares to pretend to be sick and provoke our army's heart, this will be the end. Listen to me, it's all there, move forward......"
As soon as the devils were intimidated by his methods, they were immediately frightened to the point that their hearts beat faster, and they hurriedly accelerated their pace.
Well, this is pretty much the same, it seems that the captain's Wang Ba Qi can still deter these Baga.
Before Junshu finished Ou Ye, he was proud, and suddenly several of the devil team fell down in an uproar.
The two devil squadron leaders walked up to take a look, and the guy on the ground was like the ones in front of him, and he was still pretending to be the same.
The two of them were immediately angry.
"Bagaya Road ......"
Pretend! Can't you just change your outfit?