28, full of routines
In addition to sending two demon shadows to collect medicine for Fuliu, I also instructed four demon shadows to protect Endless. There were also two daytime duty and two vigils. Last night, there were more killers coming, and the Shadow didn't have enough people, and I didn't sleep soundly.
Today's Jingshi tabloids are full of my name, and there are countless additional crimes: "flattery", "sloppy slapping horses", "chaotic ministers and thieves", "troubled dynasty", "* harem", "bewitching the charming lord"......
I went to the Yushitai as usual to go back to sleep, but I was stopped by Liang Heng.
"At the banquet yesterday, the prince actually gave up his position as a squire in the military department and stayed in the Yushitai, which is really brilliant! If the lower officials don't let you do things, I'm afraid that you will be accused of setting up the prince, so the prince will stay for a while today......"
I'm a low-level inspector of the imperial history, and I'm an empty fart! Sleeping in my house endlessly, how dare I stay? What if something happens to him?
"Lord Liang, Yushitai is full of talents, I will only cause chaos to everyone if I stay here, I can remember my duty in Yushitai, that is, to not cause chaos to everyone as my own responsibility, today I have to fulfill my duties, Lord Liang, see you tomorrow!"
I slipped out like a meteor catching up with the moon, presumably tomorrow there will be another charge of "dereliction of duty", at this rate, I will not be able to gather all the infamy in the world and summon the dragon in the autumn.
When I returned home, the plaque of "Yuwang Mansion" given by the emperor had replaced the original "Huiguo Mansion", and I was still asleep endlessly.
Qiyue came back from outside with a sad face, as if she had been greatly wronged.
"Young master, that crowd on the street is too much! They scolded you so badly! β
"Okay, okay, there will be more opportunities to be scolded after following me, and you should get used to it for so long."
"How can the same prince treat the difference so big?"
It turned out that he was lamenting this.
"I'm still happy! Look at the endless devastation of running away from home! β
"Young master, aren't we also running away from home and laughing proudly? But it was discovered by the Venerable Lord. β
It seems to be......
The sun is three poles, and as soon as I get up, I come to ask for the guilt in a menacing manner.
I was sitting on the Taishi's chair, with the willow coiled on top of me, and I was feeding him cherries.
"Happy and uninhabited! Did you take off last night's lonely clothes? He stood in the doorway and pointed at me.
Hey, it's easy to misunderstand! Fortunately, Duan Mulan went to the barracks.
"His Royal Highness the Prince, Ah Qi not only took off your clothes, but also ......"
"What else?!" Endless's face turned red, and he nervously tightened his clothes.
The clothes that the queen gave me were completely customized for the crown prince!
"I wiped your body back~" Fuliu said in an ambiguous tone.
"You, you, ...... me" glanced down endlessly, his little face redder than the cherry in my hand.
I glanced at him helplessly: "Are you disappointed?" There is no palace maid here to serve you! β
"Hahaha! It's so interesting! Fu Liu laughed, "Ah Qi is really right, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is really like a little wolf!" β
"Hey! You guys...... Ahh β
"Hahaha! It's so pure that I want to eat him! Fuliu laughed and got up, endlessly not knowing that Fuliu's "eat" was really eaten.
"Prostitution during the day, stinky and shameless!"
I sat up straight, smoothed my clothes, leaned forward, and teased him: "Since His Royal Highness the Crown Prince knows, he still knowingly asks?" β
"Shameless!" Biting his lip endlessly, with his cultivation, he could only scold "shameless" when he encountered this situation.
"What are His Royal Highnesses going to do today?"
"I want to ......" After thinking for a long time, he didn't think of what to do, and instead asked: "What do you do on weekdays?" β
"Eat, drink, prostitute and gamble!" I have a good idea.
ββ¦β¦ I'm going to eat first! β
"In the month, take the prince to dinner."
Qi Yue came in and stretched out her hand to guide: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, please come here." β
"You don't eat?"
"We just had lunch."
"Huh?! I've slept for so long! β
Endlessly in the palace every day in the morning and dusk, he never slept lazy, as if he had committed some great sin.
"Let's go eat, and when we're full, we'll move on to the next activity!" I winked at him maliciously, and he followed Qiyue out in resentment.
"Ah Qi, this is your childhood sweetheart?"
I nodded.
"So stupid and naΓ―ve, not at all like a child who grew up in the palace."
I sighed deeply.
That's because I blocked all the calculations for him, and now it's too late to regret it, I can't protect him for the rest of my life, but it hinders his growth. Now there is a queen to shelter him from the wind and rain, but he will eventually learn to fly by himself.
After eating endlessly, Fuliu teased him: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is in the deep palace, and he also knows when some private restaurants will open!" β
Endlessly confused, asking, "What do you mean?" β
Qi Yue replied honestly: "It's that the Qinlou Chu Pavilion is about to open." β
I suddenly realized that the two fools of Endless and Qiyue were quite a good match.
"Lone doesn't know this kind of thing!"
"This is not important, what will His Royal Highness the Crown Prince do next?" I asked.
"Lone has eaten and drunk enough, so naturally he is going to ...... Go, prostitute and gamble. β
"His Royal Highness the Prince, the minister was teasing you just now, and indulgence is harmful to your health."
"Don't you dare go?" Endless half-squinted eyes suddenly flashed.
I really want to slap myself twice, I have nothing to say anything to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, that was my old routine, now I am a good husband at home, every morning to see my wife go to the barracks, in the evening to welcome my wife home, just like the military dog raised by my wife, the difference is that it is the opposite of me, every day to pick up my wife to the barracks and then watch my wife home. What's more, if it is known that I have taken the prince to that kind of place......
I really shot myself in the foot, and I wanted to cry without tears.
I moved out of the law to protect myself: "There is no law in the country that officials are not allowed to enter and leave the land of fireworks. β
"Is the crown prince an official?"
"The prince is not, but the superintendent of the imperial history is!"
"Isn't supervising the imperial history just to catch officials who violate laws and disciplines? Wouldn't you just not arrest yourself? β
"Does His Royal Highness the Crown Prince encourage the imperial court to order officials to guard and steal themselves?"
"It's not the first time for you, anyway."
"The minister has changed his ways."
"It's hard to change your nature."
I remembered another sentence I heard last night, the same meaning, endlessly said much more elegant than Duanmulan.
I stopped holding on and deflated and said, "Okay, I admit I don't dare go, how?" β
As if the treacherous plan had succeeded, the evil smiled and said, "Lone commanded you to go!" β
"His Royal Highness the Prince, for the sake of the minister's husband and wife relationship is in jeopardy, don't add the last straw to it!"
"You want to resist?"
At this time, the familiar sound of horses' hooves sounded, and it was really a savior, and I reflexively rushed to the door like a dog that only heard its owner come home.
"Hey! You stop! "Endless chasing from behind.
When Duan Mulan dismounted, she happened to see me standing obediently at the door, and I was galloping endlessly.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?! How did you end up here? β
"Uh... It was the prince who said that he wanted to take Gu to a good place! β
Duanmulan's face became gloomy: "Oh? I don't know where the husband wants to take His Royal Highness the Prince? β
I laughed and explained, "No, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is laughing!" β
I pulled at the endless clothes, folded my hands and bowed to him, begging him with my eyes to let me go of my marriage, however, the little wolf cub also has a cunning side, not to mention that the people in the palace are all drama spirits, and they are imperceptibly imperceptible without hearing and seeing.
He whispered enough for Duan Mulan to hear: "Don't worry, don't worry, I'll do it alone!" Then he cleared his throat and pretended to be majestic and said, "General Duanmu, Lone ordered you to let Prince Yu go to Qinglou!" β
The alpacas that lived in my heart began to gallop again, and a cunning little wolf grinned behind them.
At this time, my previous small actions all changed in Duanmulan's eyes.
This acting must have been learned from Du Ruofei!
"How dare the prince disobey? It's good for the prince to go early and return late! β
"Madame, I'm not going! I want to accompany you at home, don't drive me to the Qinglou! β
"Does the prince want his ministers to bear the saddle of disobedience? Solid wall, clear field! β
"Here!" The two familiar female generals who followed behind Duan Mulan responded dryly.
"To escort the general to the Qinglou, you must let him go in earnestly!"
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
"Madame! His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is playing with you, why are you serious? Yikes! Let go of me, I won't go! I'm not going! You are forcing good people to become prostitutes! "The two female generals carried me to the wall, although the prince was not physically strong, he was better than practicing the secret book of the Great Interior, and he fell tightly behind.
When I arrived at the roof of Baihua Building, the two of them directly broke the roof and threw me in, and I had an epiphany about what Duan Mulan meant by "actually going in".
The routine in the world is deep, I want to go back to the demon world!