"Cousin, come back quickly."

"I'm afraid it's too late!" Lan Shaoxiong looked up and replied.

He was so nervous that he was suffocating, and cold sweat was already breaking out on his forehead.

It turned out that the bomb reverser had already entered the countdown of three seconds.

“3”

“2”

……

Just when there was less than a second left in the bomb timer.

A hand suddenly took the bomb away from Lan Shaoxiong's face, and then quickly pulled out a line on it.

The countdown stops at exactly 0.373 seconds.

"Ding!"

"Alarm cleared!"

Lin Chen stood in front of Lan Shaoxiong, his voice like a robot broadcasting.

"No, it's okay?" Lan Shaoxiong breathed a sigh of relief, but he still had some palpitations.

"Are you alright?" Lin Chen looked at him and saw that there were still a few huge beads of sweat on his forehead, so he asked casually.

"It's fine!"

Lan Shaoxiong touched the sweat, then pointed to the bomb and asked, "Why do you dare to dismantle it as soon as you get started?" What if I make a mistake? ”

Lin Chen said with a smile: "I can defuse this bomb with my eyes closed, do you know why?" ”

Lan Shaoxiong: "Why? ”

"Because it's a fool's bomb, which means that anyone can tear it down, and any line can be dismantled to make it stop."

"I see! Thank you so much. ”

"It's okay, it won't hurt if this thing explodes."

"Why is that?"

Lan Shaoxiong once again fixed his puzzled gaze on Lin Chen's eyes.

"Look ......"

Lin Chen directly dismantled the plastic-shelled bomb with his bare hands.

It turned out that it was not filled with explosives at all, but only a little white phosphorus.

Once the countdown timer reaches zero, the white phosphorus in the built-in device will come into direct contact with pure oxygen and ignite due to the resulting electrical sparks.

"You know chemistry, right? If you don't understand, I'll explain to you, when ignited, it will burn violently in oxygen, and produce a bright fire and thick white smoke to form phosphorus pentoxide. ”

"If you don't understand, just know it's a fake bomb, bluff."

"Just this thing, the quality of Lao Tzu's pad knows what eggs are laid in it."

……

"It's a signal!"

Lan Shaoxiong pondered for a long time and replied with a sentence that did not follow the theme.

Lin Chen didn't understand what he meant by this.

He plugged back in the thread he had pulled out.

Immediately afterwards, I saw that he had just thrown the bomb in his hand, and over there, Lan Xinyu also happened to return to their side.

"Ahh

"The bomb exploded!"

Two screams rang out suddenly.

I don't know who shouted it, but the voice was weirdly loud.

The blue core rain hasn't had time to open its mouth yet.

The people in the audience who had just calmed down saw a cloud of white smoke rising from the gift box, and they were even more panicked than just now.

A few even lay on the ground with their heads in their hands, and their crotch was wet.

"Sister Lan, don't be afraid, my brother protects you."

Lin Chen didn't know if the blue core rain was scared, so he pretended that she was scared in her heart.

Then he flew over and immediately gave her a bear hug.

"Bastard, you get out of here."

Lan Xinyu broke free from Lin Chen's arms ashamedly and annoyed, and brushed his hair, but the words "I want to eat people" were capitalized on his cute expression.

Turning his head, Lan Xinyu focused his attention on Lan Shaoxiong.

"Cousin, are you alright?"

"It's fine!"

Lan Shaoxiong shook his head, he had already thought about a lot of things in his heart during this time.

"Xinyu, this may be a signal, I have to report it to my grandfather immediately."

After that, Lan Shaoxiong ran back to the car and made a phone call alone.

"President! Woo, woo. I'm sorry I failed you! ”

Yun Yun ran out of a corner crying.

She wiped her tears and somehow had a few more sticks of grass on her head.

"Alright, when will it be your turn to protect me? Let's go back to the office! ”

"Yes!"

Yun Yun put away her tears and followed the blue core rain to the bottom of the ladder.

Suddenly, she hit her head on Lan Xinyu, who stopped on her feet in front of her.

Lan Xinyu glanced back at Lin Chen, recalling the scene when he went to defuse the bomb just now, and actually found that he could feel a sense of security when he looked at this guy.

"Hey, idiot, what's the fuss, go back, Sister Lan will sit back in your car today."

"What—"

"Didn't you hear me?"

Blue Core Rain doesn't seem to be willing to say it a second time.

But Lin Chen really didn't hear clearly!

He was really stunned just now!

I'm stunned, stunned.

Because he had a feeling that he didn't know where he was just now, as if a gun was being aimed at them.

"Hey, Sister Lan, don't go!"

"Hey, how did you get into my car?"

"Oh, I see."

"You're deliberately trying to strike up a conversation with me."

"Haha, getting into my car is equivalent to getting on my people, you will be mine in the future, and you will be responsible for me."

Lin Chen happily returned to the car, stepped on it, and after the gear was operated, the car drove out of the ceremony site as soon as it was opened.

"Sister paper, sit tight."

"The old driver departs!"

"Walk you!"

……

"When I was a kid.

Next door to our house lived a beautiful young wife.

She's well maintained.

It's as big as a pineapple.

Her husband went abroad, but I saw her duty.

She washes the quilt every morning, once a day, and is very diligent.

And you must not think that she drives a luxury car and eats radishes, eggplants, and cucumbers for three meals a day, and she doesn't get any meat every day.

Every time she saw me after school, she greeted me with a smile and often invited me to her house.

As you can imagine, the president's sister, I was young and ignorant at that time, so she asked me to go to her house when the news broadcast started in the evening.

Every night she would take me to the bed and put her arms around me and let me watch movies with her about boys and girls fighting in bed.

There was a strange smell in her house, and I would fall asleep in her bed without watching a few of them, and the next morning the rooster would get up and go back on its own.

It's strange that my pants are gone every day when I leave her house.

And the body feels hollowed out.

Later, I learned that the pants that disappeared were all in the washing machine at her house.

When she grows up, she's going to move out too.

The night before she left, I went to her house one last time.

Together, we revisited the little movies of those years.

Then ......"

"And then what's wrong?"

"And then she clung to my big chirp that was harder than steel like crazy."

"Gross-"

"Rascals! Disgusting! Shameless! ”

"Hold it! Don't worry! And the fierce material!

She gave me a physical book called The Strongest Berserker.

I opened it and was overjoyed.

There were her lip prints on every page, and a USB stick.

She told me that this USB stick recorded the 'entertainment hookup' that started every night with her and her, and it was a selfie show for her, and it was a T-scale program.

The next day, I turned on the computer and plugged in the USB flash drive to take a look, and I realized that she was so nice.

There is also a "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-Year Simulation" question.

But the hateful thing is......

Why are those shows mosaic? ”

When Lin Chen said this, he first pretended to be lost, and suddenly laughed again.

"Hahaha-"

"Well, is this story funny?"

"Hell if it's funny!" Blue Core Rain frowned.

Lan Xinyu asked Lin Chen to tell a joke to listen to, but the joke Lin Chen told in the car was not funny at all, and it was basically a dirty joke, which simply polluted her ears.

"Shall I tell you another one, then?"

"Don't listen, don't listen! Sister Lan wants to sleep, if you want to be verbose again, I will deduct all your wages for next month and next month. ”

Lin Chen didn't reply to her.

"Hey, do you hear that?"

Lin Chen still didn't reply to her.

"You ......"

"I'm convinced!"

……