Chapter 5: Little Perverts
After waiting for a long time, the magnificent ritual music finally stopped, and the people of Kaifeng could finally sleep quietly.
That widow Zhang is a very diligent person, this time, the house has been cleaned up, neat and clean, and the father and son of the Sun family are ready to sleep, but she doesn't dare to go home like this, and beg Sun Chunming to take her in and stay for one more night.
Sun Chunming naturally will not refuse, this house may be an ordinary family in the future, but Kaifeng at this time is not small, so it is separated from three rooms and three beds, one for Sun Yue and one for Sun Chunming, and it happens that one room is vacant and given to Widow Zhang.
But Widow Zhang thought crookedly.
In those days, whose six or seven-year-old children slept in their own room? It's a big family's house, and it's also brought by a nurse or maid, so what does this Sun family man mean when he sleeps in a room by himself?
Biting her upper lip tangled for a while, Widow Zhang thought to herself, this Sun Jialangjun's fine skin and tender flesh are also white, this time is difficult, after all, he has a request, and Lao Cao's conscienceless person said to leave, and he didn't inform the old lady.
That's it, this is not everyone's lady, and his innocent body is cheaper for him.
After thinking about it, Widow Zhang blew the lamp, then entered Sun Chunming's house in the dark, took off her coat, got into Sun Chunming's bed, and reached out to touch his body.
Sun Chunming was asleep, but he only felt a cold little hand on him, and he woke up in fright on the spot.
"Sister-in-law, what are you doing? Sun has always respected his sister-in-law for the sake of his neighbors, and he has no contempt, why do you despise yourself so much? ”
Widow Zhang was also stunned, obviously you specially hinted to the old lady that the old lady had asked you to come hard, how do you think you mean this, but you are cheap?
Widow Zhang is also a pungent person, and said angrily: "You... If you don't want to sleep with me, why do you put your child in that room? is also a five-foot-tall man, why did he still coax him when things came to an end? ”
Sun Chunming smiled bitterly: "Sister-in-law misunderstood, our father and son have never been in the same bed, this child is precocious, unlike other people's children, who are clingy, but more comfortable in their own house, Sun has no intention of repaying with kindness." ”
Widow Zhang was stunned, if this was the case, it would be really a shameful person, and in an instant, from her face to her neck, and even the roots of her ears, she was all red and hot.
At this moment, I only heard a voice from Sun Yue's house: "Daddy, why don't you sleep yet?" I've given up all the places, but I'm a little scared of my own room, and if you don't sleep, I'll go in and sleep with you. ”
Widow Zhang was furious, and in a fit of anger, she threw down the pillow directly, "The surname is Sun, you entertain the old lady!" ”
Sun Chunming was speechless for a while, put on his clothes, hugged his head, and said, "Sister-in-law, don't misunderstand, this child has been stubborn since childhood, pure nonsense, you are asleep in this house, I will go to the next room, if I covet you, God will punish me with five thunders." ”
As he spoke, he didn't wait for Widow Zhang to answer, and rushed out, leaving Widow Zhang alone in the bed, red as a cooked prawn.
Out of the door, Sun Chunming touched his head, a big bag has been bulging, the pillow in the Song Dynasty is not soft, rich people use porcelain, and rich people use wood, Widow Zhang shot out angrily, right in the head, this time it is not light, his head is still buzzing.
While rubbing the big bag on his head, he kept stroking his chest with the other hand, and said to himself: "I gave birth, I gave birth, this is my own son, if you are killed, it will be raised in vain for so many years, calm down, you must be calm." ”
But he didn't want to, Sun Yue actually walked out by himself and handed over a wet cloth soaked in cold water.
Sun Chunming took it, while covering the bag on his head, he slapped his little buttocks twice, and scolded angrily: "Is there such a cheat? ”
Sun Yue was in pain, but she was not annoyed, and said with a hippie smile: "Dad, this kind of widow doesn't sleep in vain, and she doesn't have to bear any responsibility, she hasn't cut the trouble of tidying up and messing up, you have been a vegetarian for so many years, and there is no entertainment in the Great Song Dynasty, so you can't even open meat." ”
"Little bastard, you don't need to worry about your father's affairs, go back to the house and sleep."
……
Nothing was said all night.
Early the next morning, when Sun Yue woke up, Widow Zhang was already busy cleaning up, this messy new home had to be cleaned up by the two of them, and there was no one who wanted to clean up for three or four days, and this woman was also nimble.
Widow Zhang also blushed, Sun Yue's words yesterday were too coincidental, and it was clearly deliberate, which also made Widow Zhang somewhat believe in this child's 'early wisdom', and when she thought of being embarrassed in front of such a young child, she only felt uncomfortable.
"Up? I made steamed cakes for you two, and it will be cold if you don't get any longer, so go and tell your father to get up and eat. ”
Sun Yue smiled and asked his father to get up, Sun Chunming seemed to be angry, and glared at him fiercely.
At the dinner table, the three of them ate with their heads bored, and no one spoke, and the atmosphere between Widow Zhang and Sun Chunming was a little awkward.
After eating, washing the dishes, still quite embarrassed, Sun Chunming said: "That... The house was cleaned up so quickly? Thank you so much. ”
"It's okay, it should be, nothing happened yesterday, I don't think anything will happen today, I'll go back, the tofu hasn't been ground yet."
Sun Chunming naturally said yes, but asked Widow Zhang to wait for a while, and then went to the cellar to look around, but really didn't find anything decent, only found two cucumbers, handed them to Widow Zhang, and said: "You see that you helped clean up the house so clean, there is really nothing to thank you, you can take these two courgettes, it can be regarded as our father and son thank you." ”
"Oh, what's the politeness of the neighborhood, didn't I eat your meat horn yesterday, it's not easy to save some fresh vegetables in winter, you better take it back."
"This is a little bit of our father's heart, you can take it."
"No, no, really no, you're too polite."
"Take it."
"No, no, no."
"Take it."
"Not really."
Sun Yue couldn't bear the grinding and chirping of the two of them, and the ghost sent a sentence: "If you don't need it, you can eat it." ”
Widow Zhang was stunned for a while, she didn't react for a while, she didn't realize what it meant, and after thinking about it, her face turned red after thinking about it, and she picked up the cucumber head and left without looking back.
When he went out, he scolded in a low voice: "Where is the little thing, it is a little pervert." ”