"I learned literature at the age of three, martial arts at the age of five, and at the age of six, I was able to perform chest crushing boulders, and I came out at the age of twenty and found this job."

"Oh? You can earn money at the age of six, why do you come out to work at the age of twenty? What have you been doing in the intervening 14 years? ”

"Recuperating ......"

Burst......

Li Yuan just squirted out the wine that he drank into his mouth, and he was amused at that time, laughing so much that he leaned back and back, and couldn't sit still, where did the two living treasures come from?

The audience at the bottom is too, all of them are about to laugh under the table, and the fat man and the thin man on the stage cooperate so well that it makes people laugh once.

This is the effect that Bai Fan wants, he deliberately selected a group of disciples with excellent eloquence from the disciples of the beggar gang, fat and thin, among a hundred people, the best two people were selected as the big disciples of the cross talk class, and on this day they said cross talk to the emperor and hundreds of officials, and the others went everywhere after slowly practicing.

Don't think about it at all, who doesn't like Mr. Guo's jokes in his previous life?

What Bai Fan didn't expect was that the two of them on the stage almost finished speaking, and they had to wait until the people laughed almost enough to continue talking, otherwise the laughter below would be so loud that others couldn't hear anything.

"Boy, what kind of show is this, just two people can be so interesting?" Li Yuan asked Bai Fan.

"Old man, this is called cross talk, it is an art, through the performance and voice of the two to win the audience's laughter, and there are a lot of things in it, this paragraph is only a part, there are other actions, and it will be slowly performed in the future."

A cross talk that was originally only fifteen minutes long, but because of the audience, it took half an hour to speak, and the audience who didn't eat and drink has changed from neat seats to scattered and shapeless, and there is basically no food and drink in this scene, and even if there is, they are all sprayed out and make a mess.

"Wonderful! Do it again! Reward! The old man Li Yuan shouted.

Okay, the distinguished guests on the fourth floor took the lead in shouting, and the audience below also shouted, again, again!

Bai Fan was struggling to persuade Li Yuan here, he couldn't do everything again, how could he do it again for half an hour at a time?

Du He hurriedly went on stage to explain to the audience that there were too many good programs in the evening, and if they all came over again, then they wouldn't be able to finish tonight, and it was estimated that the show would be performed until dawn.

All right! The people of Chang'an are still very reasonable, although everyone doesn't care about the time, how interesting is it to watch such a beautiful fun all night? However, this also has to give the organizers a face.

Li Er smiled beside him: "Boy, you should be glad that Zhijie is not here this time, otherwise he will make fun of you, and it will be impossible to let you go tonight." ”

When Bai Fan heard this, he thought of Cheng Lao Devil's style again, and instantly felt a cold in his neck, what Li Er said was right! Fortunately, Cheng Yanjin is not here.

After the cross talk, it was a song of piano flute and song, which was Bai Fan's famous song in Luoyang at that time, which had already been passed on to Du He, and now it was used as a performance repertoire for two ensembles, and it was brought to the stage.

"Yes, these two people I want it, go back to the palace, I want to listen to this masterpiece every day. Oh, and the two who talked about cross talk before, I want it too. Li Yuan instructed.

"No, I'm just these two people, it's not easy to cultivate them hard, but I can't enter the palace."

"Boy, I didn't let you enter the palace to perform for me in person, just to give you face, and you want both of you to be so stingy?" Li Yuan said dissatisfied.

"You are breaking the rules of the industry, these are talented people, old man, you are the emperor, you belong to the privileged class, you occupy these people in one person, what do the people want to see? What is our purpose in doing this? You've got a bad head. ”

Bai Fan took out the country's righteousness to talk about things, and Li Er, who originally wanted to speak out to help himself, was not ready to speak immediately after hearing this.

Li Yuan groaned, Bai Fan continued to persuade: "The old man doesn't need to mind, isn't it boring to send you to the palace to enjoy it alone, it's better to be happy alone, you have nothing to do in the palace all day, why don't you stay in this entertainment city in the future, drink a little wine and play a small card, and watch a show or something if you are bored, wouldn't it be comfortable?"

I think I can see the happy smiles of the people every day, and you, the founding emperor, must also be pleased. ”

Okay, this sycophant is a good shot, this is Li Er's idea at this time, and one sentence has reached Li Yuan's heart, not only to find him a happy pension, but also to say that it is bright and bright.

"Okay, I live here to eat and drink yours, and I won't give you any money!" Old Li Yuan is also a child's temper.

"That's not good, you are here as an example, not only can you not give money, but you must also spend money generously, so that you can cooperate with your identity as the emperor of the world, and at the same time tell others that you have paid everything as the emperor, who would dare to come here to eat, drink and have fun without giving money?

Of course, don't be afraid that you don't have money to spend, Your Majesty and my father-in-law who is in charge of finances are filial sons, or I, who is my grandson-in-law, are also rich in the world, and I will pay for your consumption. ”

When it comes to making money, Bai Fan is all kinds of reasonable, even fooling Li Yuan to come to the town as a trust, sure enough, Li Yuan stroked his beard and laughed, "Yes, I must be the most generous!" You've got a great idea! ”

After hearing this, Li Er secretly looked at Bai Fan, you kid is cunning, you have all the money!

Bai Fan shook his head, the two of them began to count the price silently, and finally discussed the result, twenty-eight points, Li Er out of two percent, eighty percent was taken by Bai Fan, after all, the money was spent on Bai Fan's entertainment city.

After the piano flute and Ming, it is another sketch, which is used in the previous life Uncle Benshan's famous masterpiece flickering trilogy, of course, this night is only the first part, such a comedy and humor, in this extremely lack of entertainment in the Tang Dynasty, it is absolutely all old and young to kill men and women, and no one can stop it.

Look at the ladies over there who were still reserved in their respective quarters, starting from cross talk, how many of them maintained elegant manners? Even the eldest grandson queen smiled crookedly, and the red whisk girl who was originally sitting domineeringly also finished laughing.

"Ping'er, where did Jian Zhi learn these things? It's really a whimsical idea, these things don't seem to have anything to do with literary talent! Empress Eldest Sun asked Li Wanping.

"This, my niece doesn't know, although my husband is very serious in front of students on weekdays, but in private he is a very easy-going and humorous person, very good at making people happy, maybe it's all his whimsy!" Li Wanping explained.

"Yo Yo Yo, isn't it because of this that you were abducted by our family at the beginning!" The Redwhisk quipped.

Everyone laughed, and it was rare to hear Princess Ping'an intercede with Saint Bai Fan's private life, which was probably another scandal soon.

Li Er looked at the scene of more than 10,000 people enjoying themselves, as an emperor, his intuitive feeling is that it is a prosperous age, isn't this the prosperity in his vision?

Turning his head and whispering to Bai Fan, he asked: "Boy, you bothered to make such a big scene, looking at it like this, the cost this time must be not small, and to maintain such a grand occasion, you will have to keep investing money in the future, tell me, how much did you lose?" I can consider the treasury to pay for you. ”

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