Your sister, it's all my fault.

Han Yi really wanted to spray Yang Menghao's face, but for the sake of Yang Feixue's face, he didn't do it in the end, and said with a smile: "I'm quite curious about this, and I'd like to hear about it." ”

"Han Yi, don't think I'm lying to you." Yang Menghao looked aggrieved.

I'm not lying to you, that's your creation. Han Yi was angry and said, "Of course not, young man, you are honest and honest, how can you deceive people, you say." ”

Yang Menghao said: "Didn't you almost be kicked out of Chang'an a few days ago? ”

Han Yi nodded and said, "So what?" ”

Yang Menghao said: "Then do you know that those two days are the days of my exam." You followed me to this Pingkangli, of course I have to take care of you, but it's a pity that my father sends people to follow me every day, I'm really worried to death, where is I still in the mood to take the exam, and the result is to rely on a last place, otherwise with my Yang Menghao's ability, it is impossible to get the last place in the exam! As a result, when I got home, I was reprimanded by my father again, but I didn't care, after this exam, I came to you. ”

"I think it's well deserved!"

"Huh?"

"Oh no! When did you finish the exam? ”

"The day before yesterday!"

"The day before yesterday?"

"I was being trained by my father yesterday, and I can only come out today."

"Oh! I see. "Han Yi just wanted to scold his mother when he heard it, you heartless guy, you will worry about me, go and die. But he wouldn't be as careless as Yang Menghao, indeed, if Yang Menghao hadn't brought him to Beixiang that day, he wouldn't have found a way out, and said: "I really don't know this, I can't imagine that it will affect the young man who is far away in the examination room." Han Yi is really very guilty in his heart, and he can't repay it! ”

Yang Menghao immediately answered: "You can report this." ”

"Huh?"

Han Yi said: "How do you say this? ”

Yang Menghao smiled and said: "That's the case, my mother recently found me a family business. ”

Getting married so early, it is really strange that the ancients lived a long life. Han Yi said: "When the time comes, I will seal a big bag, just add more bride money." ”

"That's not necessary, I'm not short of money."

"And what are you missing?"

"Girlfriend Bunny."

Yang Menghao looked at Han Yi expectantly.

Dare to love you for a long time. It's just to ask for a girlfriend rabbit from me, you just say it. Han Yi smiled and said, "You want to give this best friend rabbit to your wife who has not passed the door." ”

Yang Menghao nodded.

Han Yi said: "My girlfriend rabbit store is about to open, you can buy it then." ”

Yang Menghao shook his head and said: "This is not good, if everyone has it, then there is nothing new for me to give this gift." ”

Han Yi said with a smile: "I can't see that the young boy is really a means!" ”

Yang Menghao was dissatisfied: "Didn't you see it before? ”

Not at all. Of course, you can't say that, Han Yi said: "Okay, I'll give you one later." But don't say it - it's okay, it's okay. ”

He originally wanted to tell Yang Menghao not to go, but after thinking about it, this is probably impossible, so he simply didn't tell him, anyway, there was only one.

"I'll just say that among my friends, you Han Yi is the most righteous."

"Where. Where. ”

"Why don't you give me a few more?"

"Of course."

Hey. You've learned how to talk. Han Yi forcibly endured not to burst into foul language, and said with a smile: "Young boy, is it possible that you have to take a few wives once?" If that's the case, I'll send it. ”

Yang Menghao smiled shyly: "That's not true, it's just prepared, you know my Yang family." Mending is not prosperous at all, and there is no one to help when I go out to fight, I need to find a few more concubines and have more sons, right? ”

Han Yi shook his head and said, "This is not good. I don't have so many girlfriends, and besides, you're not in a hurry to find them now. ”

Sending one is a favor, and sending too much will become a pig.

Yang Menghao saw Han Yi's resolute face, knowing that there was no play, so he hurriedly broke off the donkey, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, what do we have to do with it, I'm wronged, it's okay." ”

Dare to love or you are wronged. Han Yi was completely speechless, picked up his wine glass and said, "Drink, drink." ”

He didn't mean to clink glasses with Yang Menghao at all, so he poured it in one gulp.

Yang Menghao didn't seem to have any intention of drinking, leaned over, and said with a smile: "Han Yi, I think my sister likes you." ”

"Poof!"

As soon as the words fell, Han Yi directly sprayed a sip of wine on Yang Menghao's face.

Yang Menghao was stupid, wiped his face, and said depressedly: "Is my sister so unbearable?" ”

"Ahem, ahem!"

Han Yi choked and coughed a few times, glared at Yang Menghao, and said, "Young boy, don't talk nonsense, it will kill me, I am a person with a wife, and who is your sister, who am I, can she like me?" ”

Yang Menghao said: "Don't say that, just two days ago, I overheard my sister kneeling in my family's Buddhist hall, praying for you. ”

It's really a neurosis. Han Yi said angrily: "I am very good friends with your sister, if something happens to your sister, I will also pray for her, maybe I will kneel longer than her, aren't you also worried about me in the examination room, do you also like me, this is normal." ”

"Of course not, I don't like men." Yang Menghao shuddered, nodded again, and said, "What you said also has some truth. Saying that, he leaned over and said to Han Yi: "Han Yi, if you are interesting to my sister, tell me, and I will definitely help you." ”

Han Yi was stunned when she heard this, and said, "You just sold your sister like this?" ”

Yang Menghao said: "How ugly you are, how could I sell my sister, but I see that you are very emotional, and you are bold, my sister will definitely not suffer if she follows you." ”

Han Yi really didn't have any thoughts about Yang Feixue, but he just felt that Yang Feixue was a confidant worthy of life, but Yang Menghao's words made him a little moved, after all, Yang Menghao was a nobleman, and he didn't look at him with colored eyes, and was about to thank Yang Menghao for a while, when he suddenly heard this kid muttering again: "If I have a brother-in-law who opens a green building, how interesting it is, you don't have to queue up here, and you can have more girlfriends and rabbits." The boy of the Zhao family has to envy me to death. Hehe. ”

Speaking of the back, the kid laughed silly.

Uh, dare to be affectionate or to pretend to be forced!

Han Yi was speechless for a while, and his gratitude suddenly came to naught, and said, "Do you want to drink?" If I don't drink it, I'll drink it alone. ”

"Of course, I haven't drunk in a few days."

Needless to say, it must be Yang Menghao's showtime. Help Han Yi analyze this, analyze that, as if Han Yi would not have left Chang'an if he had been there, in short, dogs can't change eating!

After drinking and bragging, this kid will be flashy.

Han Yi shook his head with a smile, and then went to the building. Standing on the second floor and looking down, I took a look, only to see that it was a piece of black pressing, and almost all the sons of the party came, this is the power of the sketch.

"Han Yi, what are you doing hiding there?"

Hearing this, he saw Yuan Liehu pointing at Han Yi and saying, "Come down quickly." ”

This let's. The rest of the people also saw Han Yi and asked Han Yi to come down.

I wouldn't have come if I knew it wouldn't have come Han Yi was helpless. had to walk down, and when he came down, he was surrounded by the group of sons, of course, most of them were Guanzhong nobles, and the Shandong scholars invited by Gao Leng. Even if you wanted to, you wouldn't do it.

But this time, he was caught by Yuan Liehu, a thick, big and hard one, don't think about it. It was an arm, put on Han Yi's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Han Yi, you kid is really lucky, you can survive every disaster, I can be regarded as convincing you." ”

Can I be lucky to have you, this can't die, what a genius. Han Yi broke free without leaving a trace, and said with a smile: "Yuan Gongzi said that he laughed, this is all favored by God." ”

In this pass, Liu Saburo suddenly said: "Brother Han, I think you are quite unfair. ”

Han Yi was stunned and said, "I don't know what Liu Gongzi said about this?" ”

Liu Saburo said: "Why do you hold some food conference on Women's Day, we can only stand here stupidly and line up." ”

Another person said: "That's it, and the checkers, I haven't seen it yet." ”

"We're queuing here every day, how boring."

A whining, it was really like a surging river, endless.

Han Yi smiled bitterly: "Ladies and gentlemen, I want to do this too, but you have also seen it, this is the scene, how can I hold a food conference, and give you checkers, you can't play." ”

Of course, he also wants to enrich the program for guests, but the problem is that this is almost overcrowding North Lane, and no activities can be carried out.

Someone shouted later: "Won't you make the building bigger, I came early in the morning, but I may not be able to see it." ”

As soon as these words came out, there were bursts of complaints rolling in.

Especially the people at the back of the line, they were so worried that they counted the number of people on their toes to see if they could get inside.

Make it bigger, you can figure it out, I want to too, but can this thing be big if it's big, you think it's a golden hoop stick.

Han Yi heard these complaints, and thought to himself, it will definitely not work if it goes on like this, it is good to have a lot of people, but it is not good if anything has been done, it is so crowded, there is a gold shop here, and people can't get in! said: "Don't worry, I will solve this problem as soon as possible, but for now, our Fengfeilou is still focused on going to the Wannian Palace to perform, if something goes wrong, I can't afford it, but I will definitely solve this problem as soon as possible, the time is almost up, everyone should watch the sketch first." ”

There is no choice but to carry the emperor out, this is a killer feature!

Everyone was helpless for a while, but when they heard the sketch, they couldn't help but shake their spirits again.

After a while, as soon as the five gates opened, the man poured into them like a flood.

In an instant, the building was already crowded.

The birds were silent, for everyone was so excited that they were staring at the red curtain, eager to tear it apart.

After a while, the red cloth finally slowly opened.

I saw a little fat person carrying a pair of crutches, majestic, and high-spirited on stage, just this pace, this figure, just the expression, which immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter.

People are chubby on the street now, and everyone laughs when they see him, obviously a very serious sentence, the other party will laugh, this is the charm!

After everyone laughed, Xiaopang stood on the stage and shouted: "Last year, I bought abductions, and I had enough pockets, and I lost my good land and ran away from my mother-in-law." I don't believe in this, others can make me suffer, I can't let others be fooled, and I will also sell abduction. Attention to those who come from the south and go to the north! Watch your legs! Let's see if there's anything wrong! Take two steps without illness! I'll sell you when I get out of my illness! It's gone! It's gone! ”

The first sentence of this opening sentence had already made the entire Fengfeilou begin to shake.

Laughed.

Yuan Liehu, who loves chubby, beat his thighs vigorously. This time, this guy learned to be obedient, and he didn't dare to eat anything, but fortunately he didn't eat it, otherwise he would have died.

Even in the middle alley, bursts of laughter can be heard.

Today, there is no exception, the middle alley is still empty, because those who have money can all go in, and those who don't have money have no money to go to the middle alley.

Those false mothers, standing in front of the window. Tears flowed down.

If someone laughs, someone cries.

"There are many ways to make a fortune, sell abduction last year, sell cars this year, sell cars, sell cars!"

Hearing a loud voice, Xu Youyou and Du Zuhua pushed a wheelchair to the stage.

Naturally, there was thunderous applause.

"Big flicker, big flicker!"

As soon as the audience saw Andy, they were even more excited than Andy, as if they had seen an old friend for many years, and couldn't help shouting.

This Du Zuhua is very clever. Oops, he said, "What's a big fool." You're not trying to ruin my business. ”

This interaction is even more joyful for the visitors.

"Sell the abduction, kidnap the Ao!"

Chubby rubbed his nose and screamed all kinds of two hundred and five.

"Huh? Isn't this the little landowner? ”

"The car has fallen."

This time and again, the viewers look at this plot, and it seems that they want to fool the same person?

This suddenly made the spectators full of anticipation. They thought they would change someone to fool before, but it turned out to be the same person, which is much more difficult.

Not to mention, if you want to talk about acting skills, the talents of Xiaopang, Andy and Youyou are much higher than Meng'er. Even beyond his own age, he can make everyone laugh with a gesture.

Seeing Du Zuhua tongue twister again, he said: "That's right! Because you haven't insisted on crutches for a year, your virus is rising rapidly, you have two big tendons in your two legs, like two lanes, the virus is rapidly moving up at the speed of eight horses, you are finished, the relentless disease is devouring your brain and brain, and a new idiot is about to be born! ”

"Flicker, flicker, flicker! Flickers! Do you want me to take two more steps? ”

Chubby pouted his fat lips, slapped the soles of his feet, and said with a proud face.

"Oops! This little fat man is so cute, haha! ”

Yuan Liehu laughed.

Not only him, but other spectators are like this, in fact, after this sketch appeared, it was the most popular Xiaopang, and I don't know why, although Du Zuhua is also liked, but not as good as Xiaopang.

"Did you take two steps last year and was lame?"

"Lame!"

"Are you numb when you stomp?"

"It's numb!"

"Because of what?"

"You flicker, this time you don't need to flicker, I'll take two steps by myself, don't you like to see lame, I'll give you two steps, take two steps, take two steps, okay? But I'm fine now, I can trot, I can still step up, hey, I'll give you a big jump~~~ Hey, I'll give you two, oops. ”

This action scene is really not suitable for Chubby, a few big jumps made him almost fall, and it was not easy to stabilize.

This was an accident, but the spectators loved to watch the accident, and thought it had been rehearsed a long time ago, and they cheered, which was really exciting.

In fact, this situation often happens during rehearsals, so Xiaopang was not nervous, shook his fat face, and said to Du Zuhua: "What's the matter?" ”

Next, it was Du Zuhua who began to fool Dafa, which caused everyone to laugh constantly, especially when Du Zuhua said: "Under what circumstances does one plus one equal to three?" The spectator was also thinking, but almost no one could see it.

There are no brain teasers in this ancient world!

When Xu Youyou said the answer, everyone suddenly realized again.

Han Yi saw it in his eyes, yes, if anyone humiliates me with poetry in the future, I will make brain teasers, I have too many things in my head, and I can also make a brain teaser competition, in that case, I can pretend to be forced!

This brain teaser is definitely a highlight, to the back of the "Seven monkeys on the tree, one monkey underground, plus a few monkeys?" "That made everyone laugh even more.

This sequel has far more laughs than the first episode, and it is more complicated.

Wonderful! It's so exciting!

The spectators couldn't stop at all, in fact, they didn't want to laugh, because the laughter was so loud that they couldn't hear what they were saying, but they just couldn't help it.

"Little Meng! Little Meng! ”

Suddenly, a man screamed.

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