Volume 5 Absurd Southern Han Sixty-seven, the body is a musical instrument
There were people walking back and forth on the floor above her head, and the heavy footsteps of "dong dong" and "crunch" surprised Princess Qingle, who was about to be coquettish, and then understood, and said angrily: "Cousin Xuan, how did you arrange the room, why did the snow pig live above me!" β
Zhou Xuan said: "I didn't notice that the Snow Pig Prince happened to be on it!" Rest assured, this floor slab is solid, teak, and two snow boars can't collapse.
Princess Qingle's beautiful eyes turned up, the whites of her eyes were like pearls, and she pouted her red lips and said, "I want to sleep with Cousin Xuan tonight, but thinking that the snow pig is on it, isn't that awkward!" β
"Ah, we're going to sleep together tonight?" Zhou Xuan was shocked: "The Snow Pig Prince is just up there, Her Royal Highness the Princess is too anxious, wait until I find a way to help you cancel the marriage contract with the Snow Pig Prince." β
"Hmph, you still say I'm in a hurry!" Princess Qingle's snow-white silk robe rippled like water waves, and Nana walked up to Zhou Xuan barefoot, her bulging breasts almost touched Zhou Xuan's chest, and she whispered: "It's not the first time we've slept together, didn't Cousin Xuan sleep with me on the night of my birthday?" I slept so soundlyβGege, I also saw Cousin Xuan'sβnot to mention, Cousin Xuan is so sexy, don't do that to me, so vicious and hideous, I'm afraid! β
Zhou Xuan's old face flushed: "That day was an expedient measure, where am I vicious, don't smear people's innocence out of thin air!" β
"Cousin Xuan is kind on the surface, but where is the evil!" Princess Qingle said in her mouth, her eyes were pointing downward, looking at the position under Zhou Xuan's umbilicus, and she wondered in her heart: "Tuck that big thing, will it be convenient to walk, why don't you see it bulging under the robe?" β
"Where does the evil mean?" Zhou Xuan stumbled and almost fell.
Princess Qingle stretched out her hand to support her and asked, "What's wrong with Cousin Xuan?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "It's nothing. Landslip. β
Princess Qingle came over, hugged Zhou Xuan's waist with one hand, rubbed her tender cheeks on Zhou Xuan's chin, and said in a greasy voice: "Cousin Xuan, let's go to bed, I want to sleep on you?" β
was invited to bed by such a stunning princess, and her soft body is still so close to you, no one can hold it. Zhou Xuan's heart swayed, but he said: "Didn't you say that it was vicious, why are you not afraid?" β
Princess Qingle buried her head in Zhou Xuan's neck socket and said, "Are you afraid, I just want to sleep with Cousin Xuan in my arms, okay if I don't do anything else?" β
Zhou Xuan caressed her beautiful buttocks through a layer of silky silk robe, which was warped and round, fleshy, and elastic, and couldn't help laughing. said: "That's not good, I want to do something else, Da Lefu does everything." β
Unexpectedly, Princess Qingle was very brave and strong, and she blew like an orchid in Zhou Xuan's ear and said, "If you want to do it, you can do it." I'm not afraid, as the queen mother said, my daughter's house will hurt at the first night. But then it was fine. β
Zhou Xuan's eyes are full of gold stars, this and this, my aunt and mother can say so much to Cousin Huzhu!
Princess Qingle said this, feeling that the right arm tied under the robe was quite uncomfortable, so she stretched up and stretched out from the big collar, the simple nightgown was originally pinched in it by her right hand, and now as soon as her right hand stretched out, the silk robe slipped off, and the right shoulder and right chest were all exposed. Milk mound floating snow, a bean red, ups and downs, Weiwei moving.
Zhou Xuan couldn't help wiping his nose with his eyes, worried about nosebleeds, and his throat and eyes seemed to be blocked by something. The voice was astringent: "Princess." This one is wearing the wrong one, and you're on the right side. β
Princess Qingle saw that her right breast was exposed. Quite shy, although it is not the first time that she has exposed her body in front of Cousin Xuan, but now it is different, Cousin Xuan does not have a paintbrush in his hand, so what will his hand do, will it be-
Princess Qingle hurriedly retracted her right hand, pulled her collar, her charming face revealed her snow-white silk robe, her face was flushed, her teeth were bitten, and she whispered: "Cousin Color!" "The girl's shyness is hard to describe.
Zhou Xuan's heart was in a flurry again, and he finally stabilized and said, "I'll improve your nightgown." He took the scissors and cut a hole in Princess Qingle's right shoulder, so that Princess Qingle could stretch out her hand.
Now, Princess Qingle, the number one beauty in the Tang Kingdom, is wearing a sleeveless nightgown, with bare jade arms, and the collar as big as the robe is also open, and her breasts are exposed, and she is full of clothing designer Zhou Xuan.
Princess Qingle hid the two jade rabbits on her chest as if she was hiding and seek, and said coquettishly: "Cousin Xuan, are all your Australian fashion designers like this!" β
Zhou Xuan smiled "hehe", grabbed the two corners of the silk robe and tied a knot, so that it would not be loosened, and the beautiful Princess Qingle was dressed up in a nondescript manner.
Although Princess Qingle couldn't see herself, she also knew that this outfit was too weird, and she pinched two pink fists and knocked on Zhou Xuan's chest-
Zhou Xuan glanced down his eyes and reminded: "Don't hit others, protect yourself first." β
Princess Qingle lowered her eyes, the placket of the robe was loose again, and most of the two sheep-like breasts were exposed, and she quickly put them up again, and said: "Cousin Xuan bullied others and deliberately cut such a robe to make people ugly!" β
Zhou Xuan gently patted her cheeks with a slight pear vortex, and smiled: "How is it ugly, it is Lu Mei, it is really beautiful!" β
"Uh-huh!" Princess Qingle snorted a few times, hugged Zhou Xuan, and after a while, said softly: "Cousin Xuan, I want you to sleep with me." β
Zhou Xuan said: "It's not good, it's not like Ming Media is marrying yet-"
Zhou Xuan is still waiting to be pretended and hypocritical, Princess Qingle is very direct, and she doesn't have to tiptoe, she holds Zhou Xuan's head with both hands, her lips go up, and she kisses Zhou Xuan's mouth, and the lively little fish swims happily, looking experienced.
The language is too pale, the language is too hypocritical, the language is used to hide the inner intentions, and the action is the naked, since Princess Qingle is so bold and enthusiastic, Zhou Xuan will be despised if she pretends to be pure again, her right hand touched Princess Qingle's chest, inserted it horizontally, stretched out the loose placket, a lump of fat in her hand, gently rubbed it, and the jade in her arms suddenly sounded, is the body also a playable instrument?
Princess Qingle felt a fire in her chest, as if she was about to melt her two white deer, and at the same time that the blood rushed to her brain, the *strong** tremor sensation spread to her whole body, and her body couldn't stop trembling. Holding Zhou Xuan's tongue, humming and chirping-
Just when the two cousins were like glue, and I was like glue, the slightly sharp voice of the Snow Pig Prince came from outside: "Zhou Keguan-where is Zhou Keguan?" β
Wow, it's time to catch the rape!
Zhou Xuan hurriedly jumped off Princess Qingle's bed, fortunately, it was not to the point where he couldn't extricate himself.
Princess Qingle sat up, her face red and her ears red, and her eyes were watery and about to drip water. He tugged the silk robe on his chest and muttered, "What kind of screaming is this pig's head!" β
Zhou Xuan straightened his clothes, strode to the outside, and saw that cumin and aromatic tea were frightened, so he smiled calmly, said that he was in his arms, and sat down in his robe, and then he said: "Shopkeeper Liu, what's the matter?" β
Before the words fell, the Snow Pig Prince squeezed in. He sneered and said: "Zhou Da's guest officer is in the princess's room, but let the shopkeeper find it." β
Zhou Xuan said: "I am discussing some important matters with the princess, what is the shopkeeper Liu looking for me?" β
The Snow Pig Prince approached and whispered: "Officer Zhou, how about Xi Erniang let this shopkeeper go?" This shopkeeper is now a tea and dinner! β
Zhou Xuan didn't expect the Snow Pig Prince to come for this, and said, "What can I do for nothing?" Xi Erniang, I am a strange commodity to live in, and if you want to talk about it, you will have to pay the price. β
Prince Snow Pig said: "The price is easy to say, although the lion opened his mouth." β
Zhou Xuan originally wanted to say that Princess Qingle would be exchanged for Xi Erniang. But thinking about it, it's too shameless, exchanging bricks for beautiful jade, and Princess Qingle is not the Snow Pig Prince's, why can the marriage be decided by the order of the parents, the buddy is not convinced, and said: "Just use two ships to exchange for Xi Erniang." β
"Which two?"
"The ship we are on, and the Lingfei, a fixed price."
Where did Prince Snow Pig know the value of these two ships, and the money was not earned by him anyway, his palace in Xingwangfu was paved with silver bricks. He didn't take the money seriously, no matter how much money he wanted, it was worth it, and laughed: "Okay, a fixed price, a deal!" Stretched out his hand and high-fived Zhou Xuanyi.
While waiting for cumin to call Xi Erniang to come, the fat face of the Snow Pig Prince leaned in front of Zhou Xuan and chuckled obscenely: "At first, the shopkeeper thought that Zhou Keguan would let the shopkeeper exchange the princess for ββ"
Zhou Xuan raised his eyebrows, and his face showed surprise: "Why did Shopkeeper Liu say this!" β
Prince Snow Pig said: "Actually, in the eyes of this shopkeeper. This princess is far less cute than Xi Erniang. This shopkeeper doesn't like tall and thin women, and Xi Erniang is fat and strong. There is strength, and thinking about it makes the shopkeeper itch and feel itchy. β
Zhou Xuanxin said: "Is Princess Qingle thin?" No, it's very meaty, I just checked it, and this pig's head fetish is really weird, but it's okay, it saves me a lot of trouble. β
But he heard the Snow Pig Prince say: "Officer Zhou doesn't have to hide it, this shopkeeper is very shrewd, the princess is eye-to-eyed with you, how can this shopkeeper not see it!" But this shopkeeper doesn't care, in fact, if it weren't for the old shopkeeper ordering me to marry the princess and return to China, this shopkeeper is really not rare, so why not give it to Zhou Keguan! β
"The old shopkeeper?" Zhou Xuan was stunned for a moment before he realized that Prince Snow Pig was talking about his father, Emperor Liu Ji
Princess Qingle has been listening to the movement in the room, and when she heard the Snow Pig Prince say this, she was really cynical, pinched the collar of the silk robe and walked out, and said: "You are not rare, this princess will not go, I will vomit when I see you fat pig!" β
The Snow Pig Prince exclaimed, "How can Her Royal Highness the Princess be so ungentle! β
Princess Qingle stood beside Zhou Xuan and said, "I am only gentle with Cousin Xuan, and I will vomit to you!" You go quickly, anyway, I won't go to the Southern Han Xing Palace, I'm going to marry Cousin Xuan! β
This woman was really desperate when she was in love, Zhou Xuan didn't dare to have such a blatant showdown, but Princess Qingle said it all in one go!
Prince Snow Pig looked at Zhou Xuan, his expression was still a little proud, and said, "Officer Zhou, you are a wedding envoy, isn't this a prison guard stealing?" Can you still bring this ugly princess back to Jinling? β
Princess Qingle was very angry when she heard the Snow Pig Prince call her "Ugly Princess", and was about to sneer at her, Zhou Xuan signaled her not to speak, looked at the Snow Pig Prince's stupid and cunning eyes, and said: "I understand, Shopkeeper Liu is asking for a sky-high price." β
"That's right!" The snow pig prince's two fat palms patted: "Zhou Keguan is smart, just guess, this shopkeeper is a trader, just ask for a price, who let Zhou Keguan sell Xi Erniang cheaply just now!" β
Zhou Xuan said: "Shopkeeper Liu, let's make a price." β
The Snow Pig Prince said triumphantly: "The shopkeeper knows that Zhou Keguan is a good gambler, last time on the Lingfeibao ship, the shopkeeper threw the dice and lost to you, this time we will gamble again, you win, the princess is yours, you can go wherever you like to take her, the old shopkeeper has his own words, he will not let you embarrass the marriage, the Han and Tang countries are still friendly-
"And what if I lose the bet?" Zhou Xuan asked.
The Snow Pig Prince's eyes lit up, and he said: "Zhou Keguan lost, of course the princess has to go to Xingwangfu, and Zhou Keguan, you, must also stay in Xingwangfu from now on, obey the orders of this shopkeeper, of course, this princess is still given to you, Mingli is my princess, but secretly it is your wife's room, how about it, this shopkeeper's bet is very fair, compared with winning Zhou Keguan, Xi Erniang is nothing!" β
Zhou Xuan almost vomited: "This pig's head still wants to beat my idea, damn, I will use Chen Yanshou's iron rod to stab your pig **!" β
When Princess Qingle heard this, she could be with Cousin Xuan no matter whether she won or lost, and as for whether she could go back to Jinling, it was secondary, and she said happily: "Cousin Xuan, bet with him!" β
Zhou Xuan is not as easy as Princess Qingle, how can he be imprisoned in Xingwangfu for the rest of his life, Que'er, Sewing Needle, and Xiao Zhiruo are all waiting for him to go back in Jinling, and asked: "The bet has been set, so what are you betting on?" β
As Zhou Xuan expected, the Snow Pig Prince said: "Bet on crickets!" The shopkeeper didn't catch a green-backed cricket, you must also catch it yourself, don't buy, don't steal, catch it within three days, the time is set for three days is not the shopkeeper harsh, because three days later are about to arrive at the Xingwang Mansion, when there is an old shopkeeper as the master, the shopkeeper is not easy to deal with, so to gamble on the way. β