The young Emperor Chongzhen glanced at Cui Youhai, who was prostrate on the ground, showing 120,000 respectful words, "Lord Cui, you get up first, I want to discuss state affairs with several ministers, you go back!" ”

Cui Youhai was shocked when he heard this, thinking that he was going to discuss how to deal with North Korea's dishonesty and dishonesty, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly kowtowed and begged for mercy, "Holy grace, I am a small country, I can't withstand the wrath of the Celestial Empire, and I also ask the emperor to look at the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains and millions of Li people in the country, raise your noble hand, and let the country have a way to live!" ”

After that, Cui Youhai was sick and rushed to the hospital and said to the adults, "Scholars, and Lord Ji, I beg you to say a few good words for the contemptible country in front of the saint, so as not to be angry with the thunder, I beg you...... Please, everybody......"

Looking at the dignified ambassador Cui Youhai like this, Ji Qingwen felt indescribably happy. He really wants to conjure up a camera out of thin air now, take pictures of his appearance as a dog minion, and strive to spread it hundreds of years later, so that those fans of Hahan in the 21st century can see that the Korean sticks were so shameless and skinless to beg for mercy from the Heavenly Empire.

Seeing this, Emperor Chongzhen said impatiently, "Didn't I say it, there is nothing for you here, and I will not punish the loss of the country for the time being, so you can go down." ”

When Cui Youhai heard this, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, the hand supporting the ground seemed to be drained of strength, and he kowtowed his head fiercely, and then slowly stood up and thanked him, "Thank you Emperor Longen." Wechen ...... for the king and the people of the country."

"Humph!" Chongzhen sneered, "Don't be busy thanking you first, you're not done yet!" Don't let me go down yet! ”

Cui Youhai was frightened, but he didn't dare to say anything more, so he could only retreat.

Seeing that Cui Youhai was gone, Chongzhen breathed a sigh of relief, paced a few steps, stood behind the Long Shu case, and asked, "Ladies and gentlemen, Yuan Chonghuan's case will be tried today, I don't know if there is any result of the trial?" ”

Wen Tiren and Xu Guangqi, who were still sitting in their seats, instantly realized that the emperor was going to do serious things, and hurriedly got up and stood up.

As the presiding judge of this case, Wen Tiren immediately took a half step forward, took out a stack of papers from his arms, held them in both hands and said, "Shengshang, today's ministers and others have just finished Yuan Chonghuan's trial, and the transcript has not had time to be transcribed clearly. Where it is rude, please also ask the Holy God to atone for your sins. ”

Gao Qiqian stepped forward very knowingly and took the pen paper in Wen Tiren's hand, and sent it to Emperor Chongzhen, and saw that the cups and plates in the Qianqing Palace were in a mess, so he shouted at a few little eunuchs and said, "You guys are too eyeless to see, I don't see that the emperor wants to do the right thing!" Why don't you put away the dishes and chopsticks? If you move slowly and neglect the emperor's work, see if I don't kill a few of you. ”

Eunuchs are also a profession with a huge disparity between the rich and the poor, and extreme polarization

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If you are willing to cut that knife, and have the strength, patience, and luck to mix with the position of the eunuch of the celebrant Zhangyin, the eunuch of the celebrant bingbi, or the eunuch of the Nanjing garrison, and call yourself a successful person among the eunuchs, then you will have a status of almost one person and above ten thousand people. But if you don't have that strength, patience, or luck, then you can only be a little person with no eggs at the bottom of the palace, and such a little person, there must be thousands of people in the huge Forbidden City, you are not more special than anyone else, if you accidentally die, maybe no one will notice.

And the only thing you have to do is to beware of the "carelessness".

But the palace is a dangerous place, if you are not "careful", there will be no "carelessness", often if you don't look for trouble, trouble will come to you.

For example, serving the emperor is a job with great benefits and risks, and if you serve it well, if the emperor is happy, you will have countless glory and wealth; If you don't serve well, you may not be able to see the sun tomorrow.

Therefore, in the face of the precarious situation of "accompanying the king like accompanying the tiger", the eunuch's ancestor left a motto that "more is better than less" - when encountering difficult things, it is better to pretend to be stupid and stunned to let the emperor think that you are a stupid boy and transfer you out of the toilet from afar, than the emperor thinks that you are making yourself clever and taking your smart head off your neck.

These little eunuchs said that they were not smart, and they were not stupid, but they listened to the order issued by the big eunuch Gao Qiqian, and realized that they had a responsible person for doing things, so they were relieved and boldly put away the dishes and chopsticks on the table.

After a while, the plates, chopsticks, plates, and basins on the dining table were stacked in a pile, and they were about to be carried to the imperial dining room. It's just that today is the emperor's treat, and there are a lot of guests invited, and there are many tableware that needs to be cleaned up.

Gao Qiqian saw that these little eunuchs were clumsy, and broke the precious tribute porcelain, if they shocked the emperor's holy drive, then this sin would be great.

So he took three steps and two steps, walked to the little eunuchs, took a stack of plates, and scolded in a low voice, "Be careful, if you smash the plates, the miscellaneous family will not be able to eat and walk around, and you few should not think about having good fruits to eat." ”

As he spoke, Gao Qiqian took the basin and walked down.

Ji Qingwen saw that Gao Qiqian was leaving, and immediately said, "Grandpa Gao, where are you going?" I haven't told the emperor about you yet! ”

Gao Qiqian originally just wanted to put the plate back first, and then go back to the Qianqing Palace to stand and wait, but after listening to Ji Qingwen's words, some of the second monks were confused, stopped and asked, "What did Lord Ji say this......

"How? You know it in your own heart! Ji Qingwen reprimanded.

Gao Qiqian is not a stupid person, he knows that he offended Ji Qingwen when he interrogated Yuan Chonghuan during the day, and now this newly promoted earl is going to sue the emperor for his case!

However, Gao Qiqian thought that he had been ordered by Emperor Chongzhen to go over to try the case, so he naturally had a "clear conscience", and deliberately put on a look of understanding the general situation and taking the overall situation into account, and said, "Lord Ji probably has some misunderstanding with the miscellaneous family, right?" Now the emperor has a major military matter to discuss with all the lords, and when the discussion is done, the miscellaneous family will apologize to the lord in person! ”

"Humph! You don't come to this set! Ji Qingwen didn't give in, "I have a personal enmity with you, but I also have public anger!" You, a gelding dog, are you a disaster star who brings disaster to the country and the people, and you want to be Wei Zhongxian? ”

Wei Zhongxian, this is a piercing, spicy-eyed keyword.

As soon as Emperor Chongzhen heard Ji Qingwen say this, his heart suddenly became nervous, and he hurriedly asked, "Ji Qingwen, you make it clear, what did Gao Qiqian, a dog minion, do?" ”

Ji Qingwen nodded, and then told Emperor Chongzhen how Gao Qiqian intervened in the trial of Yuan Chonghuan. And Ji Qingwen said on the side, Zhou Yanru and Wen Tiren were still interjecting and helping from time to time.

These two adults are well-educated people, speaking and quoting scriptures, citing scriptures, comparing battles, and extending metaphors, so they almost filled in the words of cursing and cursing Gao Qiqian into poems, and put them in the folk cloth to sing.

Even Xu Guangqi, who didn't know about it, said almost conclusively: "Your Majesty, eunuchs are interfering in politics and harming the country and the people, Yin Jian is not far away, please pay attention to the saint." ”

Emperor Chongzhen did send Gao Qiqian to observe the trial, but he did not expect him to interfere in the trial, and it seemed to provoke public anger, and under the rendering of several ministers, he became an ambitious traitor who tried to interfere in government affairs.

This made Emperor Chongzhen extremely angry, and scolded, "Gao Qiqian, what these Aiqing said is not the truth?" ”

If Zhou Yanru, Ji Qingwen and others admit it, it will be a felony with a thousand cuts, and Gao Qiqian will of course defend it.

But he only said the word "slave" when he opened his mouth, and was interrupted by Emperor Chongzhen.

I only heard this bad-tempered world supreme scolding, "Okay, you raise up and dive this minion, if you return to me, you don't kneel!" Such rude and reckless behavior shows that what I said about these Aiqing is not groundless! ”

As a eunuch, there are two skills to watch the house - one is to kowtow and the other is to kneel.

Gao Qi sneaked into this position, and he was naturally proficient in these two masters. Therefore, it was not that he didn't want to kneel, but he was holding a dozen pounds of plates and plates in his hand, and he really couldn't kneel.

However, since it was the emperor who spoke, Gao Qiqian could only try his best to maintain his balance, and slowly knelt down with his knees bent.

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