[Ran^文^Library][]. []. [com] Gao Yanai can be abused and cried, which shows that he really likes this new style of football, not because he takes it too seriously, so he will not cry bitterly when he scores. 【For more exciting, please visit】

Moreover, since he cried excitedly like he scored a goal, it is conceivable how much weight Wu Zhi's nine goals in a row should occupy in his heart.

In short, after this game, Wu Zhi's performance was enough to make everyone present admire the five-body throw, whether it was Gao Yanei's side or Wu Zhi's side of the players.

"Yanai, it's game time."

Wu Zhi walked up to Gao Yanai and extended a hand of friendship to him.

Gao Yanei didn't bother to wipe his tears, he looked at Wu Zhi with tears in his eyes, and finally hugged Wu Zhi's thigh.

"Zhou Gongzi! I lost! I'm convinced! I'm going to take you as a teacher, and you must teach me all the tactics and techniques you just used on the court! ”

Wu Zhi was stunned for a moment, he expected that he could convince Gao Yanei, but he didn't expect this Gao Yanei to react so violently that he actually wanted to apprentice...... In fact, it is a good thing to accept the children of high-ranking officials as apprentices, but he is Gao Yanei, his father is Gao Yu, and Wu Zhi is destined to pee with them.

"Yanei, please get up quickly, it's just a juju technique, it's not to talk about any apprenticeship or not apprenticeship, if Yanai wants to learn, let's practice more in the future, how about we come to play football as long as we are free in the past month?"

"Really?"

Gao Yanei's eyes were full of joy, and the way he looked at Wu Zhi at this time was simply full of countless little red hearts.

"Really! Hurry up! ”

"Good! Zhou Gongzi is really a master! Since you don't want to take me as an apprentice, then we will be brothers from now on! ”

After Gao Yanei got up, the excitement on his face gradually faded, he was just too excited just now, he didn't use his brain, and after standing up at this moment, he thought that if he casually worshiped the master, it would indeed damage his name.

"Let's go! Go to the Proud Building! I invite you to eat and drink! Gao Yanei patted Wu Zhi on the shoulder, obviously he held his own identity, although he was commensurate with Wu Zhi's brothers, but he was still a big brother.

Wu Zhi doesn't care about this, the most important thing for him now is to strike while the iron is hot, so as to deepen the relationship with Gao Yanei, after all, it is just a game, and the relationship is not stable.

took the sweat towel handed over by the entourage, wiped his hands and face, put on his coat, Wu Zhi walked side by side with Gao Yanei very calmly, talking and laughing, and walked towards Bianjing.

They walked on a small road, the path was built along the riverbank, the willows on the side of the road, the grass was green, it was evening, and there were some pedestrians on the road.

"Keju? Football? Or is the name football more apt! By the way, Zhou Gongzi, where did you learn the new style of football in your mouth? Walking in the high ya, he asked Wu Zhi.

"Oh, let's be honest, this new style of football is something I developed myself." Wu Zhi said with a smile: "Because I have been very fond of Keju since I was a child, but I always feel that Keju is not very fun to play now, so I decided to devote myself to researching such rules and gameplay." ”

"That's right! I've long felt that Keju is not fun to play, but I don't have a talent like Zhou Gongzi! Gao Yanei slapped his thigh and praised Wu Zhi: "Zhou Gongzi is still powerful, and the ball is even better!" ”

"Yanai is just unfamiliar, in fact, your dribbling skills are better than mine......"

"Where, Where, ......"

The two just touted each other like this, and the more they talked, the more they felt that they were in love, and the topic couldn't help but drift away.

"I don't know if Zhou Gongzi likes to write poems and lyrics on weekdays? Why don't we take advantage of the beautiful scenery outside the city now, how about we have a sentence for the right poems? Gao Yanei suddenly laughed.

Wu Zhi is not good at poetry, if he is asked to write a poem, Wu Zhi may be able to recite some poems of the Ming and Qing dynasties to prevaricate, but one person and one sentence, Wu Zhi will not have this ability.

I just wanted to excuse myself, but Wu Zhi thought about it again, and said in his heart that you are a high yaman who is famous for not learning and not knowing, we are half a catty and eight taels, no one is better than the other, what bird poems can you make?

If you can do it, then I can too!

"Good! Please also chant first. Wu Zhi said quietly.

"Okay, let me think about ......"

It just so happened that at this time, a group of geese walked on the slope beside the road, Gao Yanei's eyes lit up, and he suddenly shook his head and groaned.

"A flock of geese on the slope."

Hearing this, Wu Zhi almost didn't laugh...... Is this Nima a poem?

However, the beginning of this kind of straightforward limerick is just what Wu Zhi is good at, and it seems that Gao Yanei is just to follow the trend and be coquettish, okay! Brother will play with you.

"Boo drove down the river." Wu Zhi said leisurely.

"Fall into the river and catch geese to cure hunger."

Gao Yanei nodded secretly after speaking, as if appreciating that he could come up with such a subtle poem so quickly.

Wu Zhi immediately said: "After eating, go home and play with your wife." ”

"Hahaha!"

As soon as Wu Zhi's poem came out, not only Gao Yanei laughed, but even the entourage behind them laughed, but their laughter was not ridicule, but the kind of smile full of obscenity and interest, and it was full of admiration for Wu Zhi's wittyness.

"Good poetry! Good poetry! Fu'an, write down this poem I wrote down with Brother Zhou! After Gao Yanei turned to Fu An and gave instructions, he looked at Wu Zhi with a look of pity and said, "Brother Zhou, haha!" It seems that we are in the same way! Gee! ”

Wu Zhi also laughed obscenely, and said in his heart that our group of uneducated people are enough for two, aren't you afraid of being embarrassed to write down this kind of broken poem......

However, the people in the same way are not fake, when it comes to obscene poetry, the realm of Gao Yanei is very low compared to Wu Zhi.

"Keep going!"

Gao Yanei was interested, and Wu Zhi naturally accompanied him to the end, anyway, everyone had no culture...... Don't be afraid to show your stuffing.

"One Tomiyasu with two eyes." Gao Yanei improvised and pointed to Fu'an Road.

Sure enough, it's not literary at all...... I like it though.

Thinking secretly in his heart, seeing a few women coming on the road ahead, Wu Zhi said proudly: "Three girls and six milk ......"

This remark caused them to laugh lewdly...... Sure enough, Zhou Gongzi looks serious, but he is actually a sullen person!

Wu Zhi couldn't help but be embarrassed, he just borrowed this kind of little yellow poem from the later movie "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", but in fact, he was not so obscene in his heart......

Gao Yanei was already a drunken man, but this time he was aroused by Wu Zhi, so he naturally became more unscrupulous.

"Brother Zhou, you and I are really confidants!" Gao Yanei said to Wu Zhi with a look of hatred on his face: "Why don't we say a poem below, which is more fragrant than anyone else, how about it?" ”

Glancing at Gao Ya with a smile, Wu Zhi naturally would not refuse.

"Good! There are no other poems in the lower stomach, but there are a lot of stocks of this kind of poems! ”

"Hey, hey! Each other, each other! ”

The fastest way for two men to become iron buddies in later generations is to share seeds or open the computer E disk, men get along with each other, as long as they talk to each other about pornography, then the relationship will heat up quickly, which is an eternal iron law.

Wu Zhi and Gao Yanei were talking about yellow jokes like this in order to help Lin wash away the charges, and he had to do it as a last resort, in fact, Wu Zhi was very pure......

"Brother Zhou, listen well, this poem is my private collection, and it is generally not easy to take it out and show it. Ahem! After clearing his throat, Gao Ya recited in a passionate voice: "There is a river three feet above the ground, and the water flows all year round, and I don't see cattle and sheep grazing, but monks come to wash their hair." ”

"Hey~"

After listening, everyone laughed, and the obscene eyes of "you know" between each other made passers-by think that they had encountered a group of mental illnesses.

"Good poetry! What a poem! It is worthy of being a good poem at the bottom of the box, with lofty artistic conception and a figurative image! Wonderful! Wu Zhi exclaimed, "Since Yanai has come out with such a rush of goods, it is not easy to hide the rules in the next, I have a small order, and it is also the goods at the bottom of the box!" ”

"Come on!"

Gao Yanei's face was impatient.

"Okay, listen to the ......"

"Ask for support, will warm the bed, petite ******! The voice is sweet and the technique is strong, even if the official is like a wolf, he can't get up until dawn! ”

As soon as Wu Zhi's small order came out, everyone including Gao Ya was stunned, and it seemed that they were still immersed in this small order, unable to extricate themselves......

"Strong technology... Didn't get up ......"

Gao Yanei muttered, saliva was already flowing from the corners of his mouth, and after coming back to his senses, he slapped his palms and exclaimed loudly: "Okay! Wonderful! What a catchy song! What a 'don't get up'! Brother Zhou...... I'm so convinced of you! ”

The voice was unbridled, not caring at all about the strange gazes of passers-by.

"It's a little meaning, it's good for everyone to be happy, haha!"

I glanced at Wu Zhi with sympathy, Gao Ya has been in Bianjing for so long, and I have known a lot of fox friends and dog friends, and it is the first time I have met Wu Zhi such an interesting and stylish lewd material!

"Brother Zhou, let's come again! This time, let's change the trick again, you talk about the scene first, and I'll write the poem! ”

"Good! It's rare to have Yaxing today! Wu Zhi said with a smug smile, chatting between men about Xiao Huang poems is nothing, so naturally they have to have fun.

"Listen up, I recently heard that there is an eighty-year-old man in the south of Bianjing City, who recently married an eighteen-year-old girl, how about you write a poem about this?" Wu Zhi said casually, and after speaking, he smiled again and said, "Be specific!" ”

Gao Yanei frowned and pondered for a while, then his eyes suddenly lit up and said, "There you have it!" Listen: eighteen brides and eighty langs, with pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia. ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Wonderful, wonderful! What a mandarin duck quilt, a pear flower pressed begonia! Wu Zhi clapped his hands and smiled.

The pear blossom is white, and the begonia is red, the old man and the girl, in the nest, a pear blossom pressed begonia, its meaning is self-evident, it is really very elegant, and it makes people think about it.

Of course, Wu Zhi knew that the original work of this wonderful poem was not Gao Yanei, how could he have this level.

"Hey, hey! Actually, this poem, which I also came across by chance from my father's study, was written by Mr. Dongpo. Gao Yanei explained with a smile.

Wu Zhi nodded, the author of this little yellow poem is the great writer Su Shi, in fact, Wu Zhi deliberately said such a scene, Gao Yanei's father Gao Yu used to be a senior companion reading boy by Su Shi's side, so although Gao Yanei and his father are gangsters who don't learn and don't know how to do it, they are still very familiar with Su Dongpo's poems.

"It's my turn!" Gao Yanei said eagerly, "Listen, my scene is related to my experience some time ago, there are two ladies in the butcher's family in Xie, Chengxi, the butcher goes to the market to sell meat on weekdays, and her two wives are in the attic, last time ...... Hey! I just stole two sisters-in-law in a house......"

Wu Zhi secretly glanced at Gao Yanei with disdain, this Gao Yanei really likes to be addicted to married women, and even steals the butcher's wife...... Hardcore, beast!

"The two wives of the same emperor in the ya, it is really a blessing! Envy envy! Wu Zhi smiled, thought for a while, Wu Zhi had a flash of inspiration, and said: "Yes, you listen well: mistakenly entered the butcher's red tent, and the hibiscus peony was opened on both sides." This body is like stealing fragrant butterflies, and the game flowers are a few times. ”

"Oops! Hibiscus peony on both sides of the ...... Gee! The word 'open' is used well! It's wonderful! Brother Zhou's talent, Gao admires it! ”

Gao Yanei is now completely convinced of Wu Zhi, and he has already introduced Wu Zhi as a confidant, if Gao Yanei used to boast that he was the first flower Tai Sui in Bianjing, but now that he has met Wu Zhi, he knows what is the highest state of sullenness......

…… If you don't accept it, you can't do it!

In fact, Wu Zhi's poem above is also borrowed from a small yellow text in later generations, it seems that it is okay to read more small yellow texts, but it is also a little useful.

If he were to be replaced by an honest scholar, he would not have been able to become an iron buddy with Gao Yanei so quickly.

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The obscene poems are still continuing, and these Wu Zhi are naturally handy, this short short road, everyone is ********.

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