Chapter 315: Drunk
At this time, Boss He had already asked the back kitchen to re-burn the wine and food, and the price of the water was served, and when he heard Li Tianyou's words, Du Jia raised his wine glass without humility or arrogance: "General Tianyou is polite, the twenty-four heavens under the command of King Wu, the name of the four generalissimos is like thunder even in Qingzhou, Xiaosheng can see today It is really a blessing for Sansheng, Xiaosheng first respects the general." ”
Hearing Du Jia's words, Li Tianyou felt comfortable in his heart, and at the same time he also found that Du Jia spoke very politely, which was completely different from the ordinary green forest heroes, if it was changed to Jizhou, Yongzhou and even Qingzhou and other northern regions, because the local folk customs were fierce and the literary style was not heavy, people like Du Jia would inevitably be a little sour and rotten in the eyes of the heroes in the rivers and lakes, but this is Yangzhou and Hangzhou City, even the people in the rivers and lakes are very respectful to the literati.
Li Tianyou hurriedly raised his glass and said, "Lao Tzu, oh no... I'm not... This, Jia Shao is too polite, I am just a general under the command of King Wu, where is it like you are the lord of a village, and Jia Shao can be civil and martial, your name I have also heard a lot, this time I can personally participate in my king's conference that is enough to give us face, today must let me do this landlord's friendship, if the hospitality is not good, don't say my king, even my brother can't spare me, come on, brother, I will do it first as respect. ”
Li Tianyou didn't know what to say at this time, and even changed his title several times, for fear of insulting Sven and being looked down upon by Du Jia, so he easily stammered and drank the wine bowl immediately after saying this, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Du Jia smiled secretly in his heart, but of course he wouldn't express it on the surface, he also raised the wine bowl and drank it all, the speed was not under Li Tianyou, and then the bottom of the bowl also lit up.
Li Tianyou suddenly had a good impression, and the cultured and heroic people are undoubtedly the most popular on Fang La's side, and Li Tianyou has no confidence in fighting culture, but he made up his mind to overwhelm the other party on another battlefield, and immediately slapped the table and shouted: "Boss He, bring two more jars of good wine, hurry up." ”
Boss He was overjoyed, it seemed that General Tianyou was planning to drink in his store, and what made him even more excited was that the other party still remembered his surname, and hurriedly flew over with two jars of wine in person: "This is the twenty-year-old daughter Hong, the good goods at the bottom of the box in the small shop, please taste it." ”
Fang De, who only heard Fang De on the side, snorted coldly and said: "Lao He, you are not fucking righteous, when Lao Tzu came just now, you said that there was only one jar left for eighteen years, and it was prepared when you gave birth to your daughter, how can there be so many more in the blink of an eye, you old man is a bit of a watcher of people's dishes, today Lord God bless me to give you some face, wait next time to see how Lao Tzu cleans you up!" ”
Boss He knew that Fang De was joking with himself, but he also cooperated and pretended to wipe his head in a cold sweat and said: "Brother De, forgive me, Xiao Lao'er said that the altar was the last altar I prepared when I gave birth to a daughter, but I have more than one daughter, it was my second girl who gave you before, and now that Lord Tianyou is here, it will naturally be better." ”
Fang De waved his hand to Boss He and scolded with a smile: ", where is it cool and where to stay, you dare to entertain Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will be angry when he sees you, you wait for me, next time Lao Tzu comes over, you don't dare to be a big girl, two girls, three girls, all the wine must be drunk for you, otherwise Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Fang." ”
Li Tianyou deliberately said with a straight face: "Third child, this is yours, isn't it, what do you mean to drink dry next time?" Don't you look down on General Ben and Jia Shao's drinking? ”
Fang De pretended to be shocked, and hurriedly picked up the wine glass and said: "The subordinates are gaffes, with the amount of alcohol of the adults and Jia Shao, it is natural that this time I will fucking drink all the wine in this old bastard's shop, I was wrong, I will punish myself with a glass first." ”
Shi Xiu also came to joke: "Brother De is wrong again, how can one cup of self-punishment be enough, at least three cups." ”
Fang De deliberately drank three cups in a row with a bitter face, and Du Jia also smiled: "San Lang, this is yours, Brother De, the master, has drunk three cups, you should also accompany the three cups, if you can't drink it, you can ask Brother Qi for help." ”
Ruan Xiaoqi's eyes suddenly lit up, wiped a handful of saliva and said: "Or Jia Shao understands my bird intentions, I said Brother Shixiu, if you can't drink it, don't force it, I'll do it for you, let alone three cups, even thirty cups." ”
Shi Xiu said angrily: "Seventh brother Hugh has to look down on people, how do you know that I can't drink?" I can't bear to say this to you, come on, come on, let's drink ten glasses each before we pay attention to it. ”
The two immediately got on the bar again, but instead put Fang De aside, everyone laughed, and the atmosphere reached a climax in an instant.
Boss He saw that he was naturally more happy, and immediately called people to bring up a few jars, wine is the most wonderful, don't drink it, just drink it, and immediately go up, these people know each other for less than half a day, but a glass of wine is cooked, five cups down has been called brothers, ten cups down are closer than brothers, there is no difference between superiors and subordinates or hosts and guests between each other, anyway, catch one is a brother, drink it first.
As for the half jar going down...
Li Tianyou's face was already red, and he staggered and poured himself another cup - because of the shaking of his hands, most of the cup was poured outside, and then he stood up and said to Du Jia with a big tongue: "Jia, Jia Shao, brother, brother dei I will give you another cup, I, I will do it first." ”
Du Jia helped him and said, "Brother Tianyou, I'm afraid you're a little too much, let's rest first." ”
Li Tianyou pushed Du Jia's hand away and said angrily: "Many? Where is this, I don't even have seven points, oh no, five points, even if I drink another jar, it's okay, Jia Shao, you have to find an excuse to avoid the war, I must share the high and low with you today, let you see the wine of our generals under King Wu... Drinker... ”
Before he could finish speaking, he staggered and lay himself under the table, and instantly snored loudly.
Fang De couldn't help laughing and said, "Great, my lord, you dare to say that you have a little bit of alcohol, on behalf of King Wu's subordinates?" Don't look at my brother, my martial arts are not as good as you, if you want to talk about the amount of alcohol, at least one and a half of you, oh no, at least two, I don't believe you. ”
In fact, he was already dazzled at this time, and he didn't even know that Li Tianyou was already lying at the bottom of the table, grabbing Shi Xiu's sleeve and treating him as Li Tianyou and starting to fight for wine, and then just half of this glass of wine was choked and vomited, and then his body slid under the table with a crooked body, and he happened to lie down side by side with Li Tianyou, and he was also snoring loudly in an instant, and the two of them breathed in and out one after another, and the cooperation was very tacit.
It is said that many G3 fans have asked for a refund because they found out that the game was recorded last year
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