Volume 3 Liangjing Fengyun 56, talk about the waist and hips
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Bo didn't do much in the capital, and it wasn't a skill to overthrow him, and not dying was a threat to Zhou Xuan, but now it was not easy to get rid of Wei Bo, only by waiting for Lin Heishan to come back from Hongzhou, to see if there was any evidence that Wei Bo had befriended the Southern Han Dynasty and intended to rebel, only then could Wei Bo be killed.
Huangfu Jixun was not punished severely this time, he just folded his hands and waited for a while, and still served as his general Wei, but the kick in the back of his head was not light, and Zhou Xuan estimated that it was at least a moderate concussion, and it was inevitable that he would often have dizziness and headaches in the future.
After Zhou Xuanrong was promoted to the scholar of Jixian Palace, he was promoted from the original second rank to the second grade, which is considered to be promoted, but he is still a loose post, and has no real power, so he does not have to wait for the court to be missed, but he has the right to attend major events in the court in the future, which is also in line with Zhou Xuan's meaning.
Also, the Zhennan Jiedu envoy is a member of the first grade, and General Wei is from the second grade, and the two of them are fined a total of 15,000 taels of silver for four years, and this huge amount of money is advanced by the Shaofu Supervisor All belong to the scholars of Jixian Hall and the Marquis of Xinzhou, as the loss of Meixiang Xiaoyuan on fire and the cost of Zhou Xuan's recuperation.
The silver has its own Fan Judge to take someone to collect, Laifu was escorted back to the Fenghua Military Mansion by the four idiots, and asked for good healing, and Zhou Xuan was accompanied by Li Jianxiang to the harem Linde Hall to see Xiao Zhouhou.
Li Jian and Zhou Xuan walked side by side, and praised in a low voice: "Cousin Xuan's counterattack is really happy, and he has severely damaged the momentum of King Jing's party, and Li Kun will regret that he went to Chengdu very much." β
Zhou Xuan touched his neck and said: "It's so dangerous, I almost died, it's not a good time, I just want to be a rich man all day long." I didn't expect to be hunted down. β
Li Jian asked, "Where did the third gentleman go?" Why is there only Mr. Fourth Left to protect Cousin Xuan? β
Zhou Xuan said: "The third child married a new wife and went to Hangzhou to play, and he should be able to come back at the end of the month." β
Li Jian said: "There are too few people available around Cousin Xuan, how about my brother choose a few capable people from the East Palace Praetorian Guard for you?" β
Zhou Xuan waved his hand and said: "No need, they don't dare to attack me in the near future, Brother Jian, you have to be careful when you go in and out by yourself, the stronger we are, the more likely the opponent is to jump off the wall." β
Li Jian nodded and said, "Brother understands." β
Zhou Xuan asked: "By the way, what is the public opinion in the court?" What is your comment on Abu's acceptance of the title of Chaosanlang? β
Li Jian said with a smile: "Public opinion is excellent, businessmen donate silver enthusiastically, each donation is more than 1,000 taels, and the highest one is 60,000 taels." surpassed Chaosanlang Abu, and the silver donor was Wang Shizhang, a salt merchant in Guangling, which was still a troublesome matter. β
"A lot of money is also a trouble!" Zhou Xuan laughed: "The salt merchant is obviously also here for the official position, and the official Abu Feng is a special case." We need to make this system of donating officials into a common practice, change the national policy of discriminating against businessmen, improve the status of businessmen, and enrich the treasury. The best of both worlds, and merchants from all over the world will also gather in the Tang Kingdom, this wealth is very huge. It will become an important source of national tax in addition to household tax and D tax. β
Li Jian frowned and said, "But there are also criticisms among the people. It is believed that the imperial court is mercenary. Inconsequential. β
Zhou Xuan said: "We must take our time to change customs, and the state can also implement preferential decrees for farmers and workers. For example, encouraging the reclamation of wasteland, the new land tax exemption for three years, etc., there are many feasible things, and Brother Jian should also have a group of staff members, who will plan the specifics, and also, now that he has donated so much silver, he should immediately play a role in raising a new army, and Brother Jian can send capable people to train the army, and in case something happens in the future, he can also confront Huangfu Jixun. β
Li Jian asked: "Chen, the squire of the military department, returned from Chuzhou yesterday, and my younger brother discussed with him in the afternoon about the training plan. β
Zhou Xuan said: "Lord Chen has returned to Beijing? I don't know yet, his nephew Chen Ji is also with me, so I will also go to visit. β
When he came to the Lin De Palace, after Zhou Xuan visited Xiao Zhou, he saw that Princess Qingle was also on the side, and his heart suddenly jumped: "Princess Qingle won't tell her queen mother about the beating of her ass the day before yesterday, right?" β
Fortunately, Xiao Zhouhou did not have any different colors, but just asked him about his injury, and there was an imperial doctor waiting on the side, who was called by Xiao Zhouhou to treat Zhou Xuan's injury.
Fortunately, Zhou Xuan really made some blood this time, and the blood mark on the left side of his neck is like that, if he ties a splint and pretends to have a leg injury like last time, it will be exposed.
When the imperial doctor re-applied the medicine and bandaged Zhou Xuan, Zhou Xuan told the events of last night in detail, and listened to Zhou Xuan with a little caress on his chest, which was really thrilling.
Xiao Zhouhou's posture of stroking his chest was too charming, and Zhou Xuan hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to look more.
Princess Qingle asked: "Cousin Xuan is really resourceful, he just scared the traitor out, and you just plastered the wall with lime, how did you do it with the white cloth?" β
Zhou Xuan heard Princess Qingle call him cousin Xuan, and knew that she didn't tell Xiao Zhou about the previous two days, it seemed that she wanted to maintain harmony on the surface and continue to fight with him secretly, which was very good, very good, so it was the most fun.
Zhou Xuan saw that Xiao Zhouhou didn't touch his chest, so he raised his head and said with a smile: "It's actually very simple, first use rice soup to write the word 'god' on the white cloth, the rice soup is dry, and the handwriting is not visible on the white cloth, and then use the shell to grind and soak it in the wine, and then I use the goose feather fan to soak a little shell wine, brush it twice on the white cloth, and the word 'god' will come out." β
Li Jian exclaimed: "Cousin Xuan is really knowledgeable, this should be the Taoist alchemy method." β
Zhou Xuan said: "I have liked these strange little magic techniques since I was a child, so I know a little bit. β
Xiao Zhouhou said with a smile: "Nephew Xuan is really witty, there will be blessings after the catastrophe, and Nephew Xuan will live for a hundred years." β
Zhou Xuan hurriedly said: "Aunt Xie's golden mouth, my nephew doesn't live a long life, how can I honor my aunt for a thousand years old." β
The hall was full of laughter.
Xiao Zhouhou asked with a smile: "Didn't Nephew Xuan move to a new house today?" β
Zhou Xuan said: "It's too late today, let's do it tomorrow." β
Xiao Zhou said: "Don't postpone the set day, today is a good day and auspicious day, Xuan's nephew was promoted to make a fortune and entered a new house, and my aunt also wants to congratulate a happy one, I have ordered Zongzheng Temple to arrange to come to the Xinzhou Hou Mansion." β
Zhou Xuan was pleasantly surprised: "Aunt is also going?" The little nephew was so honored, but there was nothing to prepare over there. β
Xiao Zhouhou smiled and said: "Why bother with this nephew, the Shaofu Supervisor, Zongzheng Temple, and Guanglu Temple will arrange it properly." How about you stay in the palace for lunch and accompany your aunt to your mansion in the afternoon? β
Zhou Xuanxi said: "Aunt Xie." β
Outside the imperial dining room, Zhou Xuan hiccups and looks at the scenery of the back garden, spring is coming, the sun is shining,
Butterflies flutter low among the flowers, and everywhere is full of life.
Princess Qingle walked over alone with her long skirt and said to Li Jian, "Brother Huang, I have something to say to Cousin Xuan alone." β
Li Jian looked at Zhou Xuan. smiled at Princess Qingle and said, "Huzhu, don't bully Cousin Xuan." β
Princess Qingle smiled sweetly: "How come, Cousin Xuan is extremely smart, only he bullies others." Where would anyone dare to bully him, isn't it, cousin Xuan? β
Zhou Xuan smiled: "If the princess bullies me, then I can only endure it." β
Princess Qingle's eyes narrowed beautifully, and her teeth bit lightly. Revealing the look of a little beast about to devour people: "Really? Do you want me to tell my father and mother about the last time I was in Yuping Pavilion? β
Zhou Xuan smiled and said, "Yes, the more detailed the better." β
"You!" Princess Qingle was very angry when she saw that she couldn't threaten Zhou Xuan, and waited for the imperial brother Li Jian to go to the front to accompany her mother. Only then did he hate and say: "Zhou Xuan, don't think I don't know!" β
"Know what?" Zhou Xuan pretended to be confused.
Princess Qingle's face was slightly red, and she gritted her teeth. said: "You deliberately stepped on that waiter's foot that day. And then took advantage of the chaos to change the spoon, right? β
"What's the change?" Zhou Xuan was confused to the end.
Princess Qingle said angrily: "You dare to do it." Why don't you dare admit it? You dare to hit me, it's really lawless. How can it be reasonable for a princess of mine to be beaten by you! β
Zhou Xuan glared and said: "Don't talk nonsense, the princess doesn't talk nonsense, it's about the reputation of the two of us, I, a scholar of Zhou University, is knowledgeable and polite, and gentle, how can I beat people!" Where do you say I hit you? There must be evidence, and there must be an examination. β
Princess Qingle heard that she was going to have an injury, her cheeks were red, the redness and swelling on her buttocks had disappeared, and she was as white and tender as ever, where to go for an examination? Now that Zhou Xuan hit her buttocks, no one really believes it, and he can't say it.
Princess Qingle was so angry that her chest rose and fell sharply, Zhou Xuan crossed her arms and looked at it idly, the princess is eighteen years old, her breasts are very mature, she must be bigger than a sheep, maybe only a needle can have a fight with the princess, well, the buttocks are very warped, why didn't you hit a few more times that day?
Princess Qingle didn't pay attention to Zhou Xuandi's eyes, she was thinking angrily: "Could it be that I just let him beat him for nothing, hmph, it's not such a cheap thing, I won't give up if I don't retaliate." β
In the afternoon, Yu Linwei, Jin Wuwei opened the road, the real BMW carved car incense full of road, the queen mother personally Feng drove to the new Jixian Hall scholar, Xinzhou Hou Zhou Xuandi Xinfu, the long guard of honor through the three lanes and six streets, came to Xiangluanfang Xinzhou Hou Mansion outside, only to see the door of the courtyard look new, the big gold plaque "Xinzhou Hou Mansion" four words are from the hand of Qi Zhang, Qi Zhang's calligraphy is known as the first after Liu Gongquan.
Zhou Xuan didn't come to the Xinzhou Hou Mansion for two days, and he found that there was a big change, the government servants were all people from the Fenghua Military Mansion, which was decided by Judge Fan, Gu Changshi and Jingyi Fairy after discussion, and they couldn't invite the servants outside, and the people's hearts were unpredictable, so they allocated half of the soldiers and government servants of the Fenghua Military Mansion, and the cooks and servants were all people from the Fenghua Military Mansion, Yang Xiaofeng, Nian Nujiao, and Xiaoxiang had already moved over, and the Sun brothers were also unceremoniously, together with more than ten slaves, they also lived in a separate courtyard, which was called "Yihe Mountain House".
Because the queen mother Luan drove to the Xinzhou Hou Mansion, the civil and military officials who planned to come to congratulate the court did not dare to come to join in the fun, and only sent their respective stewards to give gifts, Gu Changshi received these stewards on behalf of Zhou Xuan, and said that they would feast their hosts another day.
Lin Hanyun is also here, accompanying Xiao Zhou to the back garden Keju field for a walk, Lin Hanyun talked about Keju and his eyebrows danced, Zhou Xuan took the opportunity to say that Keju is good for physical and mental health, and it should be carried out in the Tang Kingdom, and said: "My aunt is like a girl, I don't know what fitness games I like on weekdays?" β
Xiao Zhouhou looked at Princess Qingle, and then looked at Lin Hanyun, Lin Hanyun has not yet grown up, with buds, Princess Qingle has grown up, and her beautiful figure makes her jealous as a mother, but Xiao Zhouhou is never arrogant, she knows her beauty, she is almost forty years old and has such a graceful posture is enough to be proud, but no matter how proud she is, compared with the two flower-like girls in front of her, the sadness of Fanghua's passing still often hits her heart, and then she listens to her nephew flattering her, so she smiled and said: "Old woman, how to talk to Huzhu, Implying that they are compared, I only like to ride horses on weekdays, and there is a racecourse in the royal garden behind the Daxing Palace, and I ride a horse every morning for more than ten miles. β
Zhou Xuan praised: "Riding a horse is very good, the best way to maintain the figure, when riding a horse, you should lift your hips and legs, which is very helpful to lose fat on your waist, buttocks, and thighsββ"
Zhou Xuan talked about horseback riding and fitness, and suddenly found that Xiao Zhouhou and Lin Hanyun around him had no voice, and they didn't echo it, and suddenly woke up, this is the Tang Kingdom, this is the Queen and Princess of the Tang Kingdom, are you talking about your waist, hips and thighs here, is it too profane?
Zhou Xuan hurriedly said in panic: "Auntie, my nephew has lost his words, please forgive my aunt." β
Xiao Zhouhou smiled slightly: "It's okay, Nephew Xuan knows so much, is there anything else in this world that you don't understand?" β
Zhou Xuan was ashamed and said: "My nephews are all ignorant, and my nephew likes these games, such as horseback riding and juju, which are definitely good for the body, and juju is better than horseback riding." β
Xiao Zhouhou looked at Princess Qingle and said, "Huzhu, will you also play Keju with your mother tomorrow?" β
Princess Qingle has been racking her brains thinking about how to retaliate against Zhou Xuan, since she wants to retaliate, she must often have the opportunity to contact Zhou Xuan, otherwise, a deep palace, a Hou Mansion, how to retaliate if it is far away? Immediately nodded and said: "The child should be the queen of the mother, but the female officials in the palace can't bow to the palace, and it's not good to invite the ball heads of other circles to enter the palace to teach, why don't you let Cousin Xuan teach you to bow and bow?" β
Xiao Zhou was very relieved to see that his daughter had also changed her name to Zhou Xuan as Cousin Xuan, and said with a smile: "Your cousin Xuan wears many hats, he is a scholar of Jixian Palace, and he wants to be a chess player, do you want to be a juju to be edicted?" There is no such position in the Hanlin Academy. β
Lin Hanyun said with a smile: "Brother Zhou Xuan's official position is so strange, I don't know if it is the second grade or the eighth grade, the scholar is the second grade, and the chess edict is the eighth grade, or two equal shares, even if it is the fifth grade." β
Empress Xiao Zhou, Princess Qingle, and the female officials and chamberlains who followed behind all laughed.