Part 6 (1)
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Part 6 (1)
Rampant Part 6 (1) Fake foreign devils
Bai Yunqi doesn't want to reveal his identity, besides, there is a Meishan in the crowd, tidy up his appearance a little in the room, go out, Bai Yunqi has his own defense, two fake beards and a sticky, sunglasses are worn, and he looks like half a Westerner, that is, the clothes on his body, or a folding fan in white clothes, this kind of dress looks a bit nondescript, although there are Westerners who come from afar in this era, but they are very rare, not to mention that there are Orientals dressed as Westerners, but it is also this kind of taste, others will not recognize this strange dressThe "middle-aged" man is the Chinese emperor Bai Yunqi.
The situation in Linglong's room was as Bai Yunqi expected, more than a dozen city guards crowded into the small room, four or five stepped forward to besiege the two Linglong sisters, and the rest threatened with cold arrows and crossbows on the side.
"Ahh Why is it so noisy? Opening the door, Bai Yunqi blurted out a sentence of English, and then walked out like an ordinary person, and as soon as he walked out, he pretended to be puzzled, and walked towards the door of the Linglong sisters under the side eyes of dozens of people in the aisle.
"It's strange, what are so many people doing?" Bai Yunqi still speaks in English, in fact, he just needs to mumble a few times casually, and he doesn't have to use correct English to tell others that he is coming back from the West, because I am afraid that no one can understand it except him at the scene, I only know that this is a foreign dialect.
"Stop! Stay in it honestly! "Two city guards stepped forward to stop them. Bai Yunqi pretended not to understand and continued to walk: "What? Oh my God, you guys are bullying two little girls......"
The latter sentence has been changed to Chinese, learning the strength of foreigners to speak Chinese. It was really a little fresh, looking at the fierce fighting inside from the corner of the door, Bai Yunqi had been blocked by a city guard: "I don't care where you came from." Go back to the house, it's none of your business? ”
"Is there still a law in China? It's hateful that you bully girls in broad daylight! In a strange Chinese tone, while speaking, Bai Yunqi secretly popped out the stone that he had already held in his hand, and hit the acupoint of blocking his city guards, and the city guards naturally reacted and punched.
Bai Yunqi's face turned pale suddenly, and he called out "my God" in English again, and then turned to strange Chinese: "Dare to hit me." Let me see how powerful my Western boxing technique is! ”
Before the city guard knew what was going on, his fist went out, only to feel that the bearded fake foreigner's head jumped for a moment, and then flashed to his arm, and a fist had already touched his eyes. Immediately, he was beaten into half a panda and took a few steps back.
Bai Yunqi naturally had some hands, otherwise, eighty percent of the city guards would have died on the spot.
Bai Yunqi stood on tiptoe and jumped around like a Western fist posture, and a group of city guards suddenly became angry, such a fake foreign devil dared to come to China to spread wild, and it was against the sky.
"Look at me, two girls, don't be afraid. John is here to help! casually reciting a Western name, Bai Yunqi had already given an uppercut to one of the two city guards who rushed forward like a ghost, and the fierce and heavy fist hit the two of them directly in the abdomen, and the two of them even vomited out bitter bile water, and were quickly put aside and covered their abdomen with spasms. Lost combat effectiveness.
"Where did you come from a fake foreign devil, beat him down." In the distance, a boy in blue clothes dressed as a gentleman shouted violently, and all the ten city guards on the aisle rushed over, although the aisle was narrow, and it could only accommodate three or four people at the same time, and two people shot at the same time, but just looking at this number of people, if it was ordinary, they would have been frightened.
It's a pity that Bai Yunqi is not an ordinary person, and somehow, Bai Yunqi always jumps on tiptoe with a pair of feet, and his body flexibly dodges the attack of the leading city guards.
"Shoot the arrows!" The five or six crossbowmen who were in charge of the sweeping array shot out the crossbow arrows in their hands at the same time, dividing the limbs of the white clouds, but they didn't want to suddenly have a golden fan in the hands of the fake foreign devil who was obviously bare-handed just now. Give it back to you. ”
The fan was put into his waist, and he threw more than a dozen short crossbow arrows at several city guards, and one or two of them couldn't avoid the ground, and were immediately shot in the shoulder, and before a few people could react, the jumping figure appeared in front of them almost at the same time, and the fist shadow swept over, and several people were sent out of the door and fell to the ground.
The flawless clones of the four city guards besieging the Linglong sisters, and the Linglong sisters kept looking at Bai Yunqi, one was curious, and the other was also a little dangerous to Bai Yunqi's special footwork and boxing just now, Bai Yunqi did this, and immediately closed the door, but no longer moved, but took the only bench that had not been broken and sat down against the door.
"You go on, if the little girl can't do it, I'll intervene again!" Although the strange tone of Chinese is not fluent, it is clear to pronounce words, that is, the nasal tone when speaking is not as direct and expressive as Chinese.
Except for a wail outside the door for the time being, there is no other movement, maybe it was frightened by Bai Yunqi's shot just now, or maybe a few people on the Meishan side are really powerful, and the main forces are over there, anyway, Bai Yunqi is now leisurely enjoying the performance of two identical beautiful girls and four men swords.
The place is too narrow, and the four men can't show it, but the strength of the Linglong sisters is not strong, but it is still a little stronger than the city guards.
Although there is a fake foreign devil on the side, the kung fu seems to be incomprehensible, and I have never seen it, but after all, a few words of "jerky" Chinese from this fake foreign devil still gave Linglong a guarantee.
Swords come and go. It's not a fight with a stick, just a casual stroke can be fatal, and the city guards have a strict order not to hurt Linglong. But Linglong didn't, and his subordinates showed no mercy, only a few rounds. The four city guards have all hung up a little color, and C's situation is also dangerous.
"Okay, okay, the four strong men have worked hard enough, let's get out!" Bai Yunqi didn't want these city guards to be really planted in Linglong's hands, his emperor's face was a little ugly, and he put on a Western fist posture as he spoke, and he got into the sword light and sword shadow in a few jumps, and both shoulders were opened at the same time, and the four fist shadows accurately hit the four city guards. Fly straight to the door.
No one moved the door, but the bench against the door suddenly moved open, and the door opened automatically, welcoming the four city guards flying out.
Bai Yunqi continued to jump a few times after beating people, and tried to punch a few straight punches: "Ho ho haha." Western boxing is invincible! ”
The four city guards flew out of the room with painful expressions, and Bai Yunqi walked over to close the door, and the two beautiful girls behind him had already said: "Linglong, thank you for your help!" ”
Bai Yunqi pretended to be a fake foreign devil to the end, and said in a strange tone: "It's okay that the two girls are fine, I just can't see it, there is a saying in China, it seems to be called ...... What is it called, plucking the hair to help each other! ”
When the Linglong sisters heard this, they covered their mouths and laughed. Seeing Bai Yunqi dressed in scholarly white clothes, with a folding fan inserted around his waist, two beards under his nose, and a pair of sunglasses on his nose that were rare in this era, plus the words that he deliberately changed just now. It's really funny.
"What are the two girls laughing at?" Bai Yunqi asked knowingly, holding back his smile, the taste was really uncomfortable.
Whenever they heard this strange foreign devil speaking Chinese, the Linglong sisters covered their mouths and snickered, Ruan Ling smiled: "Senior, it's to pull out a knife to help, not to pull out a hair to help!" ”
"Oh...... I see, thank you girl for your advice! My name is John, I don't know what the names of the two girls are? Bai Yunqi continued to sit on the bench, looking at the Linglong sisters, although there was an order not to hurt after a fight, but the sword had no eyes, and the Linglong sisters were inevitably torn a lot of clothes.
At this time, the skin of all parts of the body loomed, and the boundless bright colors were staged in front of Bai Yunqi's eyes, but the two beautiful girls had not yet noticed it, and immediately replied: "Ruan Ling, Ruan Long has seen about ...... John Seniors! ”
There was a shy smile on her face, and the two sisters looked at the person in front of them, how they looked at it and thought it was interesting, they had never seen someone dressed like this and talking so strangely.
"Oh my God! You two are exactly the same, I'm dazzled, confused! ”
Bai Yunqi said this, the two beautiful girls laughed coquettishly, the three of them were in the same room, they didn't know what to say, the two beautiful girls peeked at Bai Yunqi from time to time, and then covered their mouths and laughed secretly, and Bai Yunqi saw that his heart was on fire, and unconsciously Bai Yunqi reacted as a symbol of a man.
"Ahh The fight over there isn't over yet! It seems to be very intense! What the hell is going on here? I traveled a long way, and when I arrived in the capital, I didn't sleep well, and I was woken up by you, which is really rude! Bai Yunqi diverted everyone's attention in an old-fashioned manner, lest the two sisters opposite see the tent and turn this mysterious and eccentric middle-aged fake foreign devil into a perverted pervert.
Only then did the Linglong sisters remember that there was still their division commander fighting with officers and soldiers in a room not far away, how could they be here in the spring?
"I'm sorry seniors, the junior division commander is still fighting with these arrogant city guards, please let the seniors give way, and the juniors will go over to help." The Linglong sisters took two steps forward and gestured towards Bai Yun.
Bai Yun raised his mouth and glanced at the two of them with slanted eyes, at this time, he finally showed the demeanor of a master, shook his head and said in a strange tone: "You guys? Forget it, don't help, but become a hostage, you better change your clothes to cover up, I don't know the situation in China, but as long as you get out of this door, or I leave this door, the people outside will make you embarrassed again! ”
This time, the Linglong sisters didn't smile, but glanced at each other, and suddenly their faces turned red, turned sideways, and remembered that the fake foreign devil stared at them for a long time just now, and they were so shy that they really wanted to find a hole to get into.
"Ling, think of a way, this look, so uncomfortable......"
"What to do? Oops, it's all you, you have nothing to do to go out, cause this kind of thing, find a way to change your clothes! ”
The two beautiful girls discussed, then turned around and went to the corner of the bed to get clothes, Bai Yunqi sat at the door and watched the two of them move, suddenly looked at the window, suddenly jumped up again, and suddenly stretched out his head to the window: "Hey, you two, do you want to put cold arrows again?" ”
Under the window, the two city guards were crouching there, tiptoeing to prepare something, and Bai Yunqi took one in his hand and threw it out of the building.
After doing this, Bai Yunqi turned his head, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the two fake mustaches curled: "You see, I'm not wrong!" Chinese soldiers are amazing! ”
The Linglong sisters glanced at each other, a little like they wanted to say something, Bai Yunqi closed the window, slowly walked back to the bench and sat down, the Linglong sisters on the side, you push me, I push yours, it seems that there is something not easy to say, and finally one is pushed out, as for who it is, Bai Yunqi can't tell it.
"Senpai, that...... Can the seniors ......" The Linglong sisters wanted to say that they would ask Bai Yunqi to leave, but they thought about the situation outside again, and they were afraid of any accidents, so they had to say: "Can you turn around, Linglong...... Exquisite......"
Pointing to the clothes that had been arranged on the bed, Linglong lowered her head at the same time, her face burning like fire.
Bai Yunqi suddenly understood, turned around and sat down, looking at his nose and his nose at his heart.
After a long while, there was a sound of rustling behind him, and Bai Yunqi began to sketch the beautiful scenery of the two of them changing their clothes in his mind, and his blood began to boil, and he even converged on the muzzle of the gun, making Bai Yunqi rise a few times and turn his head to take a peek.
At this time, Bai Yunqi began to hate why the heavens didn't give birth to a pair of eyes behind his back, it's good to give birth to one, whether it is in this life or in the previous life, Bai Yunqi has never seen two peerless beauties who are exactly the same changing clothes, curiosity and men's instincts make Bai Yunqi restless.
After a long time, it wasn't until the voice of the Linglong sisters came from behind him that Bai Yunqi turned around: "Senior, we're fine!" ”
Exactly the same person, exactly the same clothes, exactly the same hairstyle, innocent face without fat powder, soft curved figure, pink face blushing posture aroused reverie, Bai Yunqi was stunned for a long time before he said to the two beautiful girls who blushed and bowed their heads and smiled secretly: "You two, why are you so the same, if you wear clothes of different colors, it will be easier to distinguish!" Isn't it? ”
The Linglong sisters suddenly said in unison: "No, Linglong is one, we must be the same, do everything." ”
Bai Yunqi suddenly thought of a question, and couldn't help asking: "Then the two of you go to the toilet at the same time, together?" ”
"Yes!"
This answer made Bai Yunqi smile bitterly in his heart.
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