Chapter 404 I can only make a trick The Xue family is a good guard
If you asked Bai Fan Datang who was the toughest before, he might answer that it was Qin Qiong and Qin Erye, because after many years of fighting, every battle must bleed and fight without saying a word, and he is definitely a tough guy.
But if you ask him again now, he will tell you without hesitation that it is Xue Wanjun! A rare true gentleman in the world, a tough guy among gentlemen, the best among tough guys, and a real man among the best!
The boss of the Xue family used facts and truth to tell the world that it is nothing to sit still and not mess up, and it is the backbone to get married and not have a room!
Looking at the back of Xue Wanjun throwing his sleeves and leaving, Bai Fan was messy in the wind alone, and he was kind enough to help, but in the end, he was scolded and scolded, and his good reputation was no longer there, who will reason with this grievance?
The people around had long been paying attention to the two of them, and some discerning people recognized them as Lantian Hou and General Xue at a glance, but they didn't know why the two were tearing and pushing each other at the door of this brothel.
Looking at the situation, it seems that General Xue is going to visit a brothel, and everyone Bai is not allowed to go?
No, no, it's the white family who pushed General Xue to visit the brothel, and General Xue didn't go.
The people whispered, but when Xue Wanjun scolded Bai Fan with a slap on his head and face, it was not Bai Fan who was thundered, but the surrounding people.
Didn't the mythical white family in everyone's minds threaten to eliminate the brothel Qinglou and protect the suffering women? Why didn't you start soliciting business for brothels before it took half a month? Is it the annihilation of human nature or the drive of wealth?
Bai Fan returned home with a confused face, he had been spending his mind on the boss of the Xue family, and he really didn't notice the words of the people around him, but in less than an hour, the gossip about the brothel of Lantian Hou and General Xue had spread all over Chang'an, and as Bai Fan thought, his reputation has plummeted since then.
Li Er, who was in the palace, soon heard about this rumor, he couldn't straighten his waist with a smile, and his mood instantly improved, this trick was a complete success, and it also proved a truth, the omnipotent Bai Fan also had times when he was deflated.
The more Bai Fan returned home, the more angry he became, the first time in his life that Waterloo was overturned by a Xue Da idiot, how could this work? In this way, how can you walk the rivers and lakes to teach your apprentices after admitting defeat?
"The boss of the Xue family? Hmph, this is a trick to force me! Bai Fan muttered to himself.
After thinking of a good idea, he found the big stick sent by Xue Wanjun before, and rushed to the gate of Xue's house again single-handedly, without saying a word, he went directly to find Xue Wanjun who was drinking and drinking.
"You, Bai Fan, are so deceitful that you dare to knock on the door?" Xue Wanjun was furious, raised the table and stool in front of him and rushed over.
Where is he Bai Fan's opponent, although he has a strength bonus after drinking, but he is just as useless, and he was put on the ground by Bai Fan in three or two moves.
"Wait, I'm going to sue you with Your Majesty!
The big husband is mighty and unyielding, even if he is killed by you, Lao Tzu will never give in! Xue Wanjun shouted loudly.
There were those cowardly guards around who didn't make a move, and they followed all the way, watching the general also be captured, and his heart was even cooler, this is a murderer who can't be provoked.
Bai Fan mentioned that Xue Wanjun tied him to the pillar in the house, turned back to the guards and ordered: "All go out and stand guard, no one is allowed within a hundred steps, no one will come, Lao Tzu will teach Xue Wanjun a lesson!" ”
After saying that, he closed the door with a bang, the guards, you look at me, I look at you, they were speechless, this is all like this, you say it's class? You beat my general behind closed doors, and you want us to stand guard for you? Who is the owner of this house?
After all, no one dares to be disobedient, and honestly go to stand guard for Bai Fan, such characters can't be provoked.
Xue Wanjun was tied to the pillar and still scolding, Bai Fan lit red candles all around, saw that the light was just right, turned around and smiled at Xue Wanjun: "Hmph! Lao Tzu worked hard to make a masterpiece overnight, but you didn't even look at it when it was tailored for you, it was too faceless.
Today, I will teach you by hand, and if you don't finish this book, you won't want to blink. ”
After speaking, Bai Fan directly took out a silver needle to fix Xue Wanjun's two eyelids, which were fiercer than the legendary tape, as if the eyelids had been nailed with a circle of nails.
Xue Wanjun is stupid, can you still ask people to read books?
When he saw Bai Fan open the previous book of "Husband and Wife Love Cheats" in front of him, his face turned red instantly, and he scolded: "The dog thief doesn't want to insult me, Lao Tzu would rather die than be humiliated!" ”
After saying that, he closed his teeth tightly, and he wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself.
Bai Fan punched off his chin, and he was quite tough, see if your temper is hard or my cheats are hard?
The first hypnosis method in the world was used on you, see how long you can last?
"Come, look! Let's recognize the person first.
This is***......
This is Mr. Wu......
This is Mr. Ozawa......
This is......
Do you see it clearly? ”
One by one, he pointed to the characters inside and introduced Xue Wanjun, his eyes couldn't be closed, his mouth couldn't move, and Xue Wanjun was indifferent to others, and he didn't want to deal with Bai Fan.
"Okay,It doesn't matter if you don't see it clearly.,This one is both positive and negative.,It's a small animation if it's fast.,I'll introduce it to you one by one.,Start with ***.,Her skills are ......"
This is Bai Fan's trick, the hand-painted high-definition version of the bottom of the box, or the first oil painting of the human body in the Tang Dynasty, in order to make this one, it took Bai Fan a lot of thought. There are no TV movies in this generation, so I have no choice but to make the simplest and most primitive animated live-action movie.
Originally, I thought that the boss of the Xue family would just learn and look at it and understand, but now Bai Fan is angry, if this product is not memorized by hypnosis, then he will be consumed in this Xue Mansion!
The guards outside were originally curious, Lantian Hou is really the first in the tongue debate, and beating people when the door is closed can be said to be in class, can it also be said to be in class when he goes home to beat the child in the future?
"No, no, brothers, listen, it seems that you are really in class, and what Lantian Hou has been saying in it *** Teacher Wu and the like, it seems that it is not a fight, we misunderstood."
"Hey! It would have been nice to say that earlier, why knock on the door? Lantian Hou is a famous teacher in the world, how good it is for him to come to class, we will not stop it, really, it has caused our brother to suffer a lot of crimes. ”
"Forget it, how do we understand the behavior of the masters, you see that the candles are lit, it seems that it is going to teach until the evening, go, tell the kitchen to prepare a sumptuous point, and add vegetables to the Hou Ye at night, people work so hard to teach one-on-one, don't let people say that our Xue family is not considerate." The captain of the guard commanded.
"What's in the kitchen? Captain, with the identity of Lantian Hou, no matter how you say it, you have to go to the Wangjing Tower to get a table and send it over! ”
"It makes sense, you kid is clever, just go to the account office and get the money, go back quickly."
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After being busy for a long time, he didn't stop until Bai Fan and the two of them had their stomachs growling, opened the door and went out, and were about to tell the kitchen to cook, when they saw several guards each carrying a big food box coming forward.
"Master Hou has worked hard in teaching, this is the meal that was just prepared for you from Wangjinglou, the greeting is not good, the Xue family is rude!" The captain of the guard said respectfully.
Bai Fan was a little confused, I rectified your generals inside, and this treatment? What kind of guards are these?
"Well, it's a good courtesy, okay, give me the food box, I'll just take it in and share the food with your general, you can't delay the class, you continue to stand guard and guard."
The master's demeanor, it's really extraordinary, you can't delay the class when you eat, no wonder Zhongnan Academy is so famous, amazing, admire!
The guards secretly admired it in their hearts, I don't know what Xue Wanjun in the house will think when he finds out? These are all old brothers who have been born and died with him for many years, are they pying me with the enemy?
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