Chapter 1324: Like a Fish in the Throat
After Wang Jing knew about this, although she was not the kind of woman with a big mouth, she couldn't bear to have a good sister Ma Yan by her side, so she couldn't keep it.
Unfortunately, Wang Lang also received a call from Candle Dragon an hour later.
The candle dragon on the phone was very angry, and when he came up, he shouted directly: "Okay, you stinky boy, Lao Tzu is here to help you with your military rank against thunder, but you are in the building** little girl?" I also let the SWAT get caught! The white blind old man was so moved before Chinese New Year's Eve, I really thought that you were honestly at home for Chinese New Year's Eve, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect you. ”
"Can you die without farting? And most importantly, who do you listen to? ”
The sweat on Wang Lang's head came down at that time, did it spread so fast? Even if the police reported it, it would have to be a few days later.
"I heard from your squadron leader, your squadron leader passed by the second team to listen to them, the people in the second team listened to Ma Yan, Ma Yan got the news indirectly from your daughter, so can it be fake? The most hateful thing is that you still fell in love with someone's mother first, and saw that someone's daughter was beautiful, so he poisoned others, and finally his mother personally went to the police station, because the family ugliness could not be publicized, so he secretly bailed you, and now he is divorcing you at home! You can do it, no wonder your own reputation is not important, it turns out that the main purpose is this. ”
The candle dragon spoke straight, and he said whatever he heard, as for whether he added oil and vinegar, this is all up to his conscience, God knows what version this product was already when he heard it!
"Captain, to tell the truth, after listening to your words, I finally understand a truth."
Wang Lang silently walked to the balcony, and then said with a dark face.
"What's the truth? Don't tell me that you understand what it means for three people to become tigers, and don't say anything that this is a lie, if there is really no such thing, can it be spread? ”
Candle Dragon asked in turn on the spot.
"No, in fact, I finally understand why every time we were doing a mission before, there was always a lack of intelligence, just this means, just this collection ability, can you count on a fart!"
Wang Lang gritted his teeth and clenched his mobile phone, and then tried his best to "sarcastically" in turn.
What do you mean by that? If you can't cover it, you want to rely on others? ”
The candle dragon asked rhetorically with "disdain".
"Forget it, I don't want to explain, alas...... Anyway, the suicide note I wrote every time I was on a mission in the past is still there, right? I'll go back and mail one to my wife each, and I won't say anything, so be it. ”
Wang Lang slowly climbed onto the balcony railing, looked downstairs from the balcony with grief and indignation, and said with a sigh.
After speaking, he didn't wait for Candle Dragon to say any more, so he hung up the phone and threw it aside.
Tangled for a long time.
Do you want to jump or not? Does it hurt to jump? What if I can't die?
Forget it, think about it carefully, this is the second floor, it's really not possible, even if the head rushes down, the mortality rate is not enough 50%, you have to know that you have a super self-healing ability now, what if you don't die or live?
After thinking about it for a long time, Wang Lang finally dispelled the idea of jumping down.
And at the moment when Wang Lang turned around.
With a "bang", the door was directly opened.
As soon as the wind blew in the hall, coupled with Wang Lang's unpreparedness, he stumbled under his feet, and the whole person fell downstairs in an instant!
"Uh, I just wanted to ask you what you had for dinner, and as for jumping off the building?"
The bewitching who pushed the door in looked at the curtains fluttering in the wind with an innocent face, and muttered quietly.
And after muttering, he immediately turned around and shouted at Ye Chunmei downstairs as if nothing happened: "Come and see, my husband has jumped off the building." ”
The sound was very loud, and Wang Lang, who was lying in the flower bed outside, could hear it clearly.
Damn, is it rare for Lao Tzu to jump off a building? Still running to watch, as for such a bad abuse?
What made Wang Lang feel even more sad and indignant was that after hearing the enchanting words, several people not only came out to save themselves, but actually went upstairs one after another, and then stood on the balcony to watch.
"Quick! Snapshot phase, rare opportunity. ”
The first to speak and take out her mobile phone was Bai Xinyi, this is her wife! While talking, he really picked up his mobile phone and leaned out half of his body to take a selfie.
Even bubbles come to join in the fun and rush to the camera to compare scissorhands!
"I don't know if this can be on the front page of the news."
Fei Fei, who had recovered her state, was also muttering quietly while taking pictures on the side at this time.
"I guess not, hey, can you change your position again? Lying on the ground like this, you don't know and think you're basking in the sun. ”
Even Han Xue was taking pictures at this time, and he was smiling upstairs and commanding.
As a planner, he can always think of the key to the problem.
As for Wang Lang, seeing this, he couldn't help but look dark, and then subconsciously compared the middle finger to Chaoyangtai, and fainted gorgeously, not fainting, but fainting.
Damn, I'm running away from home!
……
Wake up from a coma and slowly open your eyes.
Well, faintly, there is a sweetness of the earth, but also the fragrance of flowers and plants, occasionally the breeze blows, the grass leaves brush the side of the face, itchy, cool, refreshing...... Your sister!!
Why didn't anyone carry me into the house!
"Dad, are you awake? Mom said that people who don't cherish life don't have anything to eat at night. ”
Holding a bubble of dry dogtail grass, he said with a smile while boringly "knocking" Wang Lang's chest with a straw stick.
Wang Lang was moved, he was still his daughter, he knew that he felt sorry for his father, although he couldn't lift himself, he had to accompany himself in this cold wind, look at this little face, how touching and heartwarming.
"Girl, Daddy ...... now"
"Bubbles, come into the house, young age, what kind of inheritance? Do you know what an inheritance is? ”
At the door of the room, Bai Xinyi stood at the door and rubbed her hands, shouting at this side.
"Legacy? What legacy? ”
Wang Lang was stunned when he heard this, and then asked subconsciously.
"It's an inheritance, I heard Grandma Mo tell me, if you don't have it, I can share a lot of money, I can buy a lot of beautiful clothes, and I like to eat a lot of things, so Dad, when did you not have it? I've waited one, two, three...... It's been more than forty a minute. ”
The words of the bubble are very "heart-piercing", and every sentence is like a needle pricking the heart.
Wang Lang took a deep breath, reached out and rubbed his cheeks, and then got up from the ground with a grunt, and then looked at the bubbles with a "sad" expression, and said, "Girl, I want to know, are you rare father?" ”
"It's rare, wood! It's super super rare! ”
Bubbles replied as a matter of course, and in order to prove that Wang Lang was rare, he also said as he reached over and kissed Wang Lang the cheek.
Being kissed by this little mouth, Wang Langton felt a hundred times more energetic, and the depression just now was instantly swept away, and he forgot that his baby daughter was still focusing on waiting for his inheritance just now.
"Well, dad is so impressed, really touched......"
The corners of Wang Lang's pursed lips trembled slightly, and he said.
"Hey, husband, don't lie outside, if you wake up, you can almost go into the house, I have something to discuss with you."
Bai Xinyi, who was standing at the door, looked at the "grandfather and son" who were playing treasure, so she smiled angrily, and then greeted Wang Lang.
(End of chapter)