Dao An said to Mu Laohu that he would definitely care about Mu Laohu very much in the future, and Mu Laohu asked An, will you never bully me in the future, will you never tease me in the future, and will you never touch my body in the future?

As soon as Dao An heard these words from Mu Laohu, he almost vomited.

Dao Anxin said: In the future, if you want me to tease you, if you don't let me touch your body in the future, are you and I still husband and wife?

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Because Mu Laohu is stupid, some bad children often used to do things to her, and some bad children teased Mu Laohu.

Some bad boys touch her pigtails, and some even touch her ** with their hands.

After Mu Laohu went back and told her father, her father was very angry, and her father said to Mu Laohu: "Whoever dares to touch you again in the future, and whoever dares to tease you again in the future, you will beat him hard for me." If you can't beat him, come back and tell your brother, or you come back and tell your father. ”

Later, in order to prevent his daughter from being "bullied" by bad boys, Mu Yuanwai also taught his daughter some martial arts.

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However, it is inevitable that sometimes some bad children continue to "bully" Mou Laohu.

After some bad boys touched Mu Laohu, he ran away, and Mu Laohu really couldn't catch up with him.

After Mu Laohu grew up, her marital problems were not settled for a long time, which was also the result of her being "bullied" by bad children before. Mu Laohu is stupid, and some people rumor that Mu Laohu has been "touched", will anyone want Mu Laohu?

In addition, some people are still chasing the wind and catching shadows, originally Mu Laohu's being touched, just someone wiped her pigtails with their hands, **, and some people passed on Mu Laohu's being touched to the kind of touch between men and women.

Later, when Mu Yuanwai heard about it, he became even more angry.

Mu Yuanwai said to Mu Laohu, whoever dares to touch you again in the future, you will come back and tell me. I sent him to the government.

Mu Yuanwai also said to his daughter, you can't find your in-laws for a long time, which is also the reason why those people touched you with their hands.

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Mu Laohu also didn't want to be touched by his hands.

Mu Laohu is stupid, don't look at Mu Laohu is in her thirties now, but her current thinking is still the same as when she was in her teens.

Teenage girls don't want to be touched by their hands.

Teenage girls always think that being touched is a very shy thing.

Teenage girls don't understand the kind of things that happen between men and women as adults.

Mu Laohu is like that, she always thinks that being touched and molested is a very shy thing, and she doesn't know that being touched will be happy.

Even Mu Laohu hates others touching her more than other girls.

Because her father often told her that if you can't find your in-laws' house for a long time, it's the result of others touching you.

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So. Today, Mu Laohu asked Ann, others will tease me in the future, and others will touch me in the future, do you care? Can you also guarantee that you will never touch me in the future, and can you also guarantee that you will never molest me in the future?

Mu Laohu's words made Dao An almost vomit.

Dao Anxin said: If you don't let me tease you in the future, if you don't let me touch you in the future, are you and I still husband and wife?

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Mu Laohu's words almost made her father vomit.

Her father said in his heart: Silly daughter. Silly daughter, you and I are really my silly daughter!

But what can a father say about this?

Mu Yuanwai had no choice but to say to his daughter, "How much wine did you drink just now?" How do you talk drunk? I have guests here. I'm talking to your husband here? Ask your mother if you have some questions! ”

"Yes."

Mu Laohu agreed, and she left.

Mu Yuan said in his heart: You go quickly. Don't embarrass me with this guy anymore!

Then, Mu Yuanwai said to Dao'an: "National teacher, let me make you laugh, my daughter just drank some wine." She's more or less stupid, ......? ”

Dao Anxin said: Your daughter is too stupid.

Daoan didn't speak at the time, he just smiled without smiling.

Dao An thought to himself: It is said that I can't get married as a monk. I'm trying to marry a daughter-in-law. I don't care about breaking the vows. In order to marry a daughter-in-law, I don't care what others say about me, I don't care about what I say. I finally married my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law won't let me touch it again, am I wronged?

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Seeing that Dao An didn't speak for a long time, Mu Yuan hurriedly played a round for himself.

Mu Yuanwai first filled Dao'an with a glass of wine.

Mu Yuanwai said to Dao'an: "National teacher, don't worry, my daughter is just a little stupid, but in fact, ......, in fact, my daughter is still very good." ”

Dao An nodded repeatedly.

Daoan said, "Yes, yes, yes." ”

However, everyone will see that Dao An is just perfunctory.

After that, Dao An and Mu Yuanwai drank silently here.

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After a while, Mu Laohu came again.

When Mu Laohu came this time, she was very happy.

After Mu Laohu came happily, she grabbed Dao'an's hand, and she said to Dao'an: "Husband, come with me into the cave room." My mother said, after you and I enter the cave room, you and I can ....... ”

Before Mu Laohu's words were finished, Mu Yuanwai slapped the table with a "snap", and Mu Yuanwai stopped Mu Laohu's words.

Mu Yuan said in his heart: I want my daughter to say again, my daughter's obscene words, and the words that can't be said in front of everyone will come out.

Mu Yuanwai shouted at his daughter: "Hugh is rude! ”

Mu Laohu said, "Dad." My mother said it, and my mother said ....... ”

Mu Yuanwai said: "After the national teacher and you have a wedding, you can enter the cave room!" Now I am discussing with the national teacher about getting you married. Go ahead and get ready! ”

Mu Laohu said: "Dad, how can I prepare?" ”

Mu Yuanwai said: "Wash your face, comb your hair, put on the wedding dress I have prepared for you, put on a flower ......, and ......, you can ask your mother again." ”

"Yes."

Mu Laohu promised to leave again.

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When Mu Yuanwai saw that his daughter was gone, he said to Dao'an: "National teacher, I made you laugh again." Makes you laugh again. ”

Daoan smiled.

At this time, Dao An's face was smiling.

Dao Anxin said: It's pretty much the same.

Daoan said, "Nothing. It's nothing. ”

Mu Yuanwai said: "National teacher, it's time to talk about the wedding."

Dao An said: "Father-in-law, you can watch the wedding." I have only one small request. I only ask for, I only ask me to have a ritual before the wedding. ”

Mu Yuanwai said: "What? Ritual of returning to the world? ”

Dao An said: "The ritual of returning to the vulgar is to announce the return of the vulgar in front of everyone. It is said that monks are not allowed to approach women. I think I'll have a wedding after I return to the world. ”

Mu Yuanwai said: "National teacher, may I ask, how do you want to hold the ceremony of returning to the vulgar?" ”

Dao An said: "The ceremony of returning to the world is just me announcing that I am still vulgar in front of everyone. ”

Mu Yuanwai said: "Okay! (To be continued......)