Chapter 602: Black Whirlwind
I saw that there were already three warships in Liangshanbo, one loaded with horses, one pretended to be Xiao Rang and other people, and one asked the captain to get off the ship, and the entourage was waiting for others, and first put the edict and wine on the bow of the ship.
That boat was none other than the living Yama Ruan Xiaoqi overseer. On that day, Ruan Xiaoqi sat on the tip of the boat, and distributed more than 20 military boats, each with a waist knife, he had already received Du Jia's order and Wu Yong's strategy, and he didn't make a sound, just looked at the people in the government coldly.
When Captain Chen first got off the boat, he sat in the middle with no one around. Ruan Xiaoqi beckoned everyone, moved the boat, and the sailors on both sides sang in unison.
Li Yuhou scolded: "Village donkey, the nobles are here, and they are all unscrupulous!" ”
The sailor watched him and sang. Li Yuhou picked up the rattan and came to beat the sailors on both sides, and everyone was not afraid. A few of the heads replied, "We sing to ourselves, what are you doing?" ”
Li Yuhou said: "How dare you reply to me, the thief who can't kill you?" So he went to beat the rattan, and the sailors on both sides jumped into the water.
Ruan Xiaoqi sneered in his heart, but pretended to be on the ship and said, "If you beat my sailor like this, how can this ship go?" "I saw the first two clippers coming down to pick it up. It turned out that Ruan Xiaoqi had accumulated two cabins of water in advance, and when he saw that the boat was close to him, Ruan Xiaoqi went to pull out the boat and shouted: "The boat is leaking!" ”
The water rolled up to the cabin early in the morning, and when the emergency call for help, there was more than a foot of water in the boat. The two boat gangs came together, and everyone rescued Captain Chen to cross the boat. And each of them shook the boat away, and there came the edict of the imperial wine.
The two clippers went first. Ruan Xiaoqi called the sailor, scooped up the water in the cabin, wiped the cloth, but called the sailor and said, "You bring a bottle of imperial wine, I'll taste it first." ”
A sailor went to Danzhong to take out a bottle of wine, untied the head, and handed it to Ruan Xiaoqi. Ruan Xiaoqi took it and smelled the fragrance. Ruan Xiaoqi said: "I'm afraid of poison, I can't make one, taste some first." ”
There is no bowl and scoop, and the bottle is sipped, and it is drunk all. Ruan Xiaoqi ate a bottle and said, "It's a little tasteful." "One bottle is there to help, and another bottle is taken, and another bottle is drunk. I ate so slippery that I ate four bottles in a row.
Ruan Xiaoqi pretended to be shocked and said, "How is it good? ”
The sailor said, "There's a barrel of liquor at the tip of the ship." ”
Ruan Xiaoqi said: "Take the scoop of water with me, and I will teach you to reach the mouth." "The six bottles of imperial wine were divided with the sailors to eat, but they were filled with ten bottles of village mash water liquor, and the original head was tied, and then put it in the dragon and phoenix burden, and it was like rocking a boat, rushing to the golden beach, but it was good to go ashore.
Chao Gai, Song Jiang was there to greet him early, fragrant flowers and candles, golden drums, and drums in the cottage, all sounded together. Set the wine on the table, and make four people carry it at each table; The edict was also carried on a table.
Captain Chen went ashore, and Song Jiang followed, bowing his head. Song Jiang said: "The literary officials, the crime is obscure, the nobles are here, they can't be received, and they hope to be forgiven." ”
Li Yuhou said: "Taiwei is a noble minister of the imperial court, and it is not trivial to come to recruit you!" How to send such a leaky boat, to send the village thief who doesn't know what to do, almost missed the life of the nobleman! ”
Chao Gai said angrily: "I have a good ship here, how dare I use a leaky boat to carry nobles?" ”
Zhang Gan said: "The captain's shirt is wet, how can you rely on it!" ”
At this time, Du Jia took a group of people to watch coldly from behind, and saw that Li Yuhou and Zhang Ganban were pointing fingers in front of Song Jiang, you come and go, and they are even more angry in their hearts, and they all plan to kill this guy but Du Jia stopped them with his eyes.
Song Jiang asked the captain to get into the sedan chair and read the edict, and only after four or five times did he get on the sedan chair. led two horses and rode with Zhang Ganban and Li Yu. These two men and women, I don't know how old they are, pretending to be stinky. Song Jiangyang had to get on the horse, so everyone bragged and greeted the three passes. Song Jiang and the rest of the people followed behind, straight to the front of the Zhongyi Hall, dismounted together, invited the captain to the hall, and placed the imperial wine edict box on the front, Chen Taiwei, Zhang Ganban, and Li Yuhou stood on the left, and Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian stood on the right.
At this time, it was the weather in April, and they all wore jackets, knelt in the hall, and listened to the reading. Chen Taiwei took out the edict in the edict box and let Xiao Rang. Song Jiang and the others bowed, Xiao Rang unfolded the edict and read it aloud:
The system said: Wen can be anbang, and Wu can set the country. The five emperors had a territory by virtue of etiquette and music, and the three emperors determined the world by killing. Things are obedient and disobedient, and people are virtuous and foolish. I inherit the great cause of my ancestors, open the glory of the sun and the moon, and lead the earth all over the world, and I will not surrender. Recently, the Ersong River and other roaring mountains and forests gathered and robbed the county, and I wanted to use Zhangtian to beg for it, and I was afraid of working on my people. Today, Chen Zongshan, the captain of the mission, came to recruit An, and when the edict arrived, he would have money, grain, weapons, horses, and ships, and he would now accept officials, demolish the nest, and lead him to Beijing, and he was exempted from this crime. If you still have a bad conscience and violate the edict, once the heavenly soldiers arrive, you will not be left behind. Therefore, it is hereby decreed that it is advisable to know.
The edict of Mengxia on April 8 in the third year of Xuanhe
These words are very rude and arrogant, it is simply like throwing a nest head to a beggar and asking you to be grateful to Dai De for kneeling and bowing nine times, Du Jia sneered secretly next to him, and secretly said that this artist emperor really cooperated, so that there are still some people waiting for Zhao'an to be an official on the cottage Look at the attitude of the court, whether to choose to stand with yourself in the future, or kneel down with Song Jiang as a dog, it is good to have more in your heart, don't always live in fantasy.
Xiao Rang had just read it, and Song Jiang was already angry. I saw the black whirlwind Li Kui jumping down from the beam, so Xiao Rang snatched the edict in his hand, smashed it, and grabbed Taiwei Chen, dragged his fist and beat it.
At this time, Song Jiang hugged him sideways, and he was willing to let him go. Just when it was dismantled, Li Yuhou shouted: "Who is this guy, dare to be so bold!" ”
Li Kuizheng didn't look for someone to fight, so he grabbed Li Yuhou and beat him, shouting: "Who said the edict written?" ”
Zhang Gan said: "This is the emperor's holy decree. ”
Li Kui said: "Your emperor, I don't know that I have all the heroes here, come to recruit the old man, but you have to be bigger!" Don't come to annoy Daddy Black, so you can kill all the officials who wrote your edicts! ”
Everyone came to persuade and pushed the black whirlwind down the hall.
Song Jiang said: "Taiwei and relieved, don't think about having a half-star difference." And take the royal wine, and teach the people to receive grace. ”
Immediately took a pair of inlaid treasure gold flower clock, ordered Xiao Rang to take a bottle of imperial wine, poured it in the sea of silver wine, when he looked, it was the village mash liquor, and then opened the nine bottles, poured in the sea of wine, but it was an ordinary light village mash, everyone saw it, they were all shocked, and they all walked down the hall one by one.
Du Qian shouted: "Enter the mother and pick up the birds!" Tescha is a bully! Make water and wine as royal wine to coax us to eat! Are old men really beggars? ”
The red-haired ghost Liu Tang also stood up with the Pu knife to kill, and the walker Wu Song took out the double-ring knife, did not block Mu Hong and the nine-pattern dragon Shi Jin, and attacked together, and brought a group of people to surround Taiwei Chen's group.
This chapter is too well written and enjoyable, most of it is retained, and the old man Shi will not be surprised, hehe.
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