My name is Yang Guest, and his name is Li Nanguang. I'm Ben Bo Erba, and he's Ba Bo Ben. These two are a strange pair.

The two were originally from Ranshi Mountain Village, that is, under the stone ditch cliff in the West Mountain where Zhu Youneng and Zhao Yushi exchanged.

There is a small village under the cliff of the stone ditch, called the mountain village of troubled times. The village is very small, with only a dozen families, and the land of Shigou Cliff is barren, and it is difficult to survive by growing crops, so the people in this village have some small crafts to make a living in the streets and alleys.

There are two young people in the village, one is named Yang Guest and the other is named Li Nanguang.

But he said that this guest Yang was witty and cheap, he was a jack-of-all-trades, and he could find him a trick to get it done for you.

This Li Nanguang is a little cute and stupid, full of curiosity about the world outside the mountain, and the most admired is Yang Guest, who seems to know everything.

"Nanguang, we can't stay here anymore, I'll take you away and fly high." When Guest Yang said this, he seemed to be a hard-working mandarin duck couple.

Li Nanguang covered his chest: "Brother guest, we are brothers, I don't accept the habit of breaking sleeves."

Guest Yang almost vomited when he heard this: "Fuck your uncle, what do you want." You big fool, do you want to marry a daughter-in-law? ”

Li Nanguang's words were about to flow out: "I think, I miss Brother Guest."

Guest Yang also made no secret of his thoughts: "Well, I want to too, but you can take a look at us here."

The cute and stupid Li Nanguang took a look: "What are you looking at, Brother Guest?"

Guest Yang held back his anger and tried his best to make himself appear pale, but fortunately, he was used to it: "I'll let you take a look at the poor mountains and bad waters in our place, we are poor and ding, which girl is willing to marry us?"

Li Nanguang nodded, he finally understood: "Brother guest, what should we do, I will listen to you."

Guest Yang was very happy about this trust: "Okay, let's go to the capital and become a soldier."

"Soldiering?"

"I heard the old Liu Tou in the village say that the Son of Heaven in the capital is recruiting, and it is said that he will still be paid for being a soldier."

Li Nanguang was a little scared: "I heard that being a soldier will fight, and if you fight, you will die, so I'm afraid."

"If you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you must be a soldier. It's okay, brother, I've got you covered. Guest Yang's chest snapped.

Li Nanguang was immediately happy: "Zhong, then I will follow the guest brother to become a soldier."

The two brothers packed up their pitiful belongings and headed for the capital.

Shigou Cliff is not far from Luoyang City, and it is only a half-day walk away. The country boy who just entered the city was full of curiosity about everything in Luoyang City.

"Brother Guest, what is this?"

"This is a teahouse."

"And what is this?"

"This is a shoe shop, I haven't worn cloth shoes when I grow so big, and it is said that I walk like stepping on cotton when I wear cloth shoes."

Li Nanguang looked down at the straw sandals under his feet: "I will wear these cloth shoes one day sooner or later."

Guest Yang patted him on the shoulder: "When we become soldiers, we can put on walking boots." Nanguang, there is something my brother has to tell you. ”

Li Nanguang listened to what he said seriously: "Brother guest, you can say it."

"That's it, if you become a soldier, you have to fight sooner or later, and when you start fighting, you have to block swords and guns for me."

"Why?"

"I will also block knives and guns for you, and our brothers must take care of each other, otherwise we will die if we go up."

"Oh, I know Brother Guest, I'll block knives and guns for you."

Suddenly, a burst of aroma came to their noses, and their stomachs gurgled.

"Brother guest, I'm hungry."

A small stall was set up on the side of the road, and a few scones were placed on the stove, and the aroma emanated from the scones.

The two walked to the stall, and Guest Yang pointed to the scones on the stove: "Boss, let's have two scones."

The stall owner stretched out five fingers: "Five cents."

"What?" Li Nanguang's eyes widened in surprise: "Why is this expensive."

The stall owner snorted: "One for three cents for baked cakes, two for five cents."

Li Nanguang turned around and wanted to leave, but Yang guest grabbed him: "Give me two." As he spoke, he began to grope his body.

The two fumbled for a long time, and Yang only took out two copper plates from his broken sleeves, and Li Nanguang gritted his teeth and took out one from the straw sandals.

Guest Yang was a little surprised: "We only have so many, then, let's have one."

The stall was a little unhappy, and at first glance it was a poor boy from the countryside, who took the money and threw it over with disdain.

The two of them didn't care about the stall owner's disdainful gaze, and looked at the fragrant scone with a smile.

Guest Yang broke the scone in half, thought about it, and gave the big piece to Li Nanguang: "Eat it."

The crispy scones were fragrant, and Li Nanguang's stupid face showed an innocent smile, and he picked up the scones and took a bite: "Delicious!"

A small scone naturally can't be full, just to make the two of them hungry.

"Lao Jia, how do you get to this recruiting office?" Guest Yang grabbed a person and asked.

The man pointed: "Turn left in front, and then go inside, and you can see the sign of the recruiting office of the military department."

Guest Yang laughed with him: "Thank you, thank you."

As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person casually, and the man arched his hand: "This person who signed up to be a soldier has broken his head, if you want to be a soldier, it's best to sign up quickly."

When the two of them heard this, they were stunned for a moment, and then they ran away.

In the recruiting office of the military headquarters, two officers and soldiers stood on both sides with spears in their hands.

Li Nanguang ignored it and went straight inside.

Two officers and soldiers stopped with spears: "Stop, what are you doing?"

Guest Yang pulled back Li Nanguang and hugged his fists with a smile: "Two captains, this is the recruitment office of the imperial court's forbidden army?"

These two people are just big soldiers, and when they were praised by Yang Guest, one of them had a pleasant face: "That's right, this is the recruiting office, you are here to join the army, right?"

Guest Yang and Li Nanguang glanced at each other, and Guest Yang was overjoyed and said, "Exactly."

The officer and soldier raised their heads, wanting to show their superiority: "Hmph, you are late, the imperial court is no longer recruiting."

"What?" Li Nanguang was anxious: "Didn't you say that the Son of Heaven recruited the forbidden army, and he had money to pay if he became a soldier."

Another officer and soldier sneered: "That's right, I just paid the silver." When the court started a war, you refused to join the army, and now you want to be a soldier after the war, that is a good thing. You have all come to be soldiers, who will plant this land, what should you do, let's go! ”

The two are full of ambition and want to join the army as soldiers. The main thing is that you can still receive a salary, and if you save enough money, you can marry a daughter-in-law.

Who knew that the imperial court would not recruit soldiers, and the two of them were dejected and left the recruitment office.

"Brother guest, I want to go home."

"Go back to your home, tell you, I didn't think about going back when I came out. I don't believe it, you and my brothers will be able to break out of the world in this capital sooner or later. ”

"But what should we do next, we don't have any money on us, what are we going to eat?"

"If we don't have money, we'll have to sell ourselves. Nanguang, I saw the big teapot in Cuihong Mansion just now, why don't you try it? ”

Li Nanguang was stunned, and ran away: "If you don't go, I won't go, I'm going to go!"

PS: Push the book "I have a tamamoe front at home"