Chapter 70: Another tragedy
Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 70: Another Tragedy
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"That's it, it's that simple!"
Xu Yan whispered a word and swaggered away from the scene of the crime.
Of course, this departure is not a stay away in the positive sense, but hiding in the dark to observe, after tricking people, if you can't see the other party's thunderous appearance, it is tantamount to a night walk in brocade.
He didn't retaliate this time, but to help Luo Yifei find the field, he wouldn't be naïve to think that he stuffed Zhong Ming's exhaust pipe, and then went back to tell Luo Yifei that the latter would admit it, at least let the other party see it with his own eyes, and the other party would be convinced, so he stayed and waited in the dark like a hunter.
Fortunately, his luck was not bad, just waiting for ten minutes, Zhong Ming walked out of the office building, got into the car and started to light, as if he was ready to leave.
Seeing this, Xu Yan suddenly didn't dare to slack off, and ran away with a smoke, although he also wanted to see Zhong Ming's thunderous appearance, but there was still more important things to do, that is, to ask Luo Yifei to come over and let him come to accept the results.
Xu Yan ran all the way, entered the recruit company in the blink of an eye, one step was seven or eight steps, climbed to the third floor in the blink of an eye, kicked open the door of the dormitory, swept away with a sharp gaze, and then fell straight on Luo Yifei, and said: "Mule, I will help you find the field, you can fulfill your promise and help me train for the New Year!" ”
"You said to get back to the field, even if you found the field?" Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids, said unceremoniously, stretched out his palm, and said, "What about the evidence, bring it!" ”
"It's right in front of the office building, you can go and see it yourself, but don't blame me for not reminding you, you'd better be faster, you can't see a good show if it's late, but don't blame me for not helping you."
Luo Yifei was stunned for a moment, thinking that Xu Yan was fooling himself, but seeing his sworn appearance, it seemed that something was true, and he didn't feel a little tempted, and said: "I will believe you once, I hope you didn't lie to me!" ”
Luo Yifei left with his front foot, and the dormitory smashed the pot and made a noise, and everyone surrounded Xu Yan in the center and asked questions.
"Xu Yan, you won't really help the mule get back to the field!"
"Xu Yan, you really provoked that beautiful officer, this is too bold, I heard that she is a member of the Dragon Tooth Special Operations Brigade, she is amazing, and she is also the daughter of the regiment commander, if you offend her, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat!"
"The regiment commander's daughter, hey, didn't Xu Yan say before that he was the regiment commander's son-in-law, this beautiful officer, wouldn't it be his fiancée!"
"Xu Yan, you kid is not shallow, that beautiful officer is a superb beauty, that figure and appearance..."
A few people said a few words, and quickly turned the topic to Zhong Ming's identity, and some people compared it with Xu Yan's lies, and then a group of people looked at him, and their eyes suddenly changed, and their eyes were almost green, Tai Nima's excitement was exciting, when everyone was still a single dog, he actually had such a beautiful fiancée, it was really more popular than people!
"Xu Yan, do you want to go over and see the excitement?" Zhao Chunlei proposed.
"It's good to let the mule go and see it herself, there are more people going, I'm afraid she will be angry." Xu Yan explained casually, and then said: "Don't talk about this, didn't everyone talk about women just now, go on!" ”
"Xu Yan, you kid show off, right?" Everyone stared at Xu Yan unkindly, and if he didn't explain clearly, he would step forward to clean up his posture.
"How can it be, men, don't they all love this mouthful!" Xu Yan said with a smile and threw out a new topic, "When you meet a beautiful woman, where do you look at the first glance?" ”
This topic has attracted the unanimous attention of the majority of ****, and everyone's attention has been shifted instantly, and they don't care about Luo Yifei's affairs, they have joined the discussion and expressed their opinions.
"Of course, at first glance, look at the thighs, as the saying goes, whether you are beautiful or not depends on the thighs."
"What's so nice about the thighs, if you want me to say it's still a face, if the face is not beautiful, I feel sick to my stomach when I look at it, no matter how good the figure is, I'm not in the mood to look at it."
"Look at the breasts, it's good to be a woman!"
When it comes to this topic, everyone is like a chicken blood, saying everything, looking at the figure, looking at the face, looking at the thighs, looking at the chest... Accounts differ and opinions vary.
The more everyone discussed, the more enthusiastic they became, and they actually argued, and the scene suddenly became chaotic, Xu Yan clapped his palms and said: "Let's be quiet, no matter what you look at at first, there is no problem, personal preferences are different, the focus is naturally different, everyone seeks common ground while reserving differences, there is no need to quarrel over this, let's come one by one to see everyone's preferences and personalities." ”
Hearing Xu Yan say this, everyone suddenly quieted down, Zhao Chunlei was the first to speak, and said: "I'll come first, I want me to say, look at the chest at first sight, a woman with big breasts not only looks eye-catching, but also convenient for breastfeeding, hehe!" ”
After Zhao Chunlei finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter, Xu Yan nodded, looked at Yuan Guoqing, and said, "Principal, what about you, where did you see a woman at first sight?" ”
"This is not necessarily, it depends on where she is exposed, where she is exposed!"
Yuan Guoqing said awkwardly, and his words attracted everyone's attention, and they were amazed by his answer, and everyone gave a thumbs up.
Everyone talked for a while, and each expressed their opinions, saying that they had everything to see, but Xu Yan had not yet expressed his opinion, and a group of people looked at him one after another and asked: "Xu Yan, we all said, what about you, what about the part of the woman that you saw at first sight?" ”
"Look at the eyes!" Xu Yan is colorful.
"Eyes?"
"That's right, the eyes, the flesh is just a stinky skin, let you be peerless, in the end it is just a pink skeleton, only the inner things can last forever, the eyes are the windows of the soul, from a person's eyes, you can see her heart..."
As soon as this remark came out, there was no doubt that it caused a boo from everyone.
"Cut, as far as you still have the connotation, according to me, you look at the eyes are good, but not to see the connotation, but to see if she pays attention to you, if she doesn't pay attention to you, you can look at it unscrupulously, what body, face, chest, legs... Don't let it go at all! ”
"That's right, it must be like this..."
A few people here are discussing enthusiastically, and Luo Yifei has come to the front of the office building.
Out of caution, he didn't get too close, but hid in the shadows, quietly looking over there, but saw that Zhong Ming kept igniting, but the car didn't start for a long time, it seemed that something was wrong.
"Could it be that Xu Yan broke her car?" Luo Yifei's eyes flickered, and he couldn't help but speculate secretly.
It seemed that he should think about it, Zhong Ming tossed a few times, and saw that the car still couldn't start, so she got out of the car again, checked it carefully, and soon she found the problem, and then her pretty face turned black all of a sudden.
"Who did this!" With an angry roar, Zhong Ming gasped for breath, and his gloomy gaze glanced around, as if he wanted to find out the bad man.
Seeing this, Luo Yifei chuckled in his heart, hurriedly shrunk his neck, and was about to slip away, but it was too late, Zhong Ming had already seen him, his eagle-like gaze was cast on the outside where he was, and shouted: "Come out!" Chapter 70: Another tragedy