9. Hit by mistake
Hui Guogong was kicked out of the room by General Duanmu on his wedding night, and the happiness index of the people in Beijing increased, as if Duanmulan had avenged their revenge.
Early the next morning, I went to make amends to my wife, and I happened to see the grandmother sent by the queen leaving with a smile on her face.
There are many things in the world, and some people have not fallen red even if they are virgins, I don't know how many girls they have wronged in this way for thousands of years! The queen actually cares if we have a round house, which is even wider than that of my mother!
However, there is a good plan on the top, and there is a wall ladder below, who can know better than me that it was not red at all last night. Although I knew that I was not a virgin and had no right to ask my wife to remain perfect, not to mention that she was eight years older than me and should have more experience, I could not help but comfort myself that she was just the kind of person who did not fall into popularity.
The door of the room that I knocked out yesterday has not yet been installed, and the door is guarded by two female generals, and I have to say that they are much stronger than the door.
I'm here to apologize, knowing that I can't break in, so I can only shout at the door: "Madam, last night I was brain-dead for a while, I said the wrong thing, I made you unhappy, and I hurt my body, if you are still angry, just kick me again." Now come with me to breakfast! The cooks are all brought by you from the General's Mansion, and the cooking is what you love to eat, and it won't taste good when it's cold for a while! ”
Duanmulan really couldn't resist the temptation of food, it turned out that she was still a foodie.
At the table, Duanmulan was on the upper seat, her two lieutenants were on her left and right, Fuliu was sitting in the second position on the left, and I was sitting in the second position on Duanmulan's right by myself, thinking that this time I should be to her liking, but-
"Who allowed you to dine at the same table with Ben?"
It's not about Fuliu, it's about me.
I reluctantly put down my chopsticks, she is still angry, I better hide a little.
So I said, "Don't worry, madam, I'll go and have dinner with Qiyue!" ”
"By the way, I forgot that there is still Qiyue, it is not easy for him to follow you, so call him to the main table for dinner in the future!"
Madame was really kind-hearted, and knew that we used to eat and live together, regardless of dignity or inferiority.
I rejoiced, "Madame, what about me?" ”
"Wherever you like, just don't get in my way!"
Fuliu looked at me sympathetically and gloatingly, without the slightest intention of breaking the siege.
I must not be in agreement with Jingshi, I didn't have a good life six years ago, and I am even more unlucky six years later!
Kindness was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, and I was ordered to marry back a tigress, and when I found the account book of the squire of the military department, I took advantage of my meritorious service to ask the emperor for an expatriate official position and leave this unfortunate place!
The general was really busy, obviously the emperor gave us seven days of marriage leave, and Duan Mulan went to the barracks on the first day.
I continued to rummage through the boxes and cabinets for the account books.
Even the dragon robe and the embezzlement account book are placed in the basement, and this account book is nowhere to be seen by people who have been visited night and night, if it weren't for those Wang family guards who came every night, I thought this account book was nothing at all!
Or, the contents of this account book are more important than those in the basement, so they are so hidden.
Obscure art said: Hiding trees in the forest, everyone turns a blind eye, what? With its common belongings. So draw inferences from one another, it is to hide the wood in the forest, hide the water in the sea, and hide the article in the scripture pavilion, it is obvious that the study room is the most likely place.
Wang Ze's people had already turned the study upside down, and it was precisely because they couldn't find it in the study that they thought that Le Mang would put the account books under their noses, so they would break into the bedroom at night.
I struck every tile and every inch of the wall in the bedroom, and searched for every beam, every piece of furniture...... Nothing.
Is it really still supposed to be in the study?
I looked at the study, before getting married, the palace sent someone to clean the Huiguo Mansion, and the study was neat and tidy. I scanned the rows of shelves, flipping through each of the books that resembled account books, and none of them were as different as their masters, dressed in the skin of good books.
Moreover, there are many books as thick as bricks on the shelves, including laws, the art of war, etiquette, and official codes. I took out a book of the art of war, flipped through the pages, all kinds of conspiracies and tricks marched into formation, I was dazzled, I haven't slept once in recent days, and yesterday I was kicked again, it was really a little sore, I casually pushed the book forward, lying on the table and resting for a while.
The warm sun of mid-spring shone gently and softly on my back, like a mother beating the hands of a sleeping child, and the swallows returning to the north sang a light lullaby, and I coveted this tenderness, and fell asleep.
"Young master? Young master? ”
I vaguely heard Qiyue's voice.
"Young master, let's go back to bed!"
No, I have to hurry up and find the account books, clear my name, and ask for a reward to leave this ghost master in order to be able to invite merit.
"Go make me a cup of strong tea, I'm going to keep looking, keep looking for ......"
After searching again and again, the study began to distort, many drawers appeared on the wall that could not be opened, and the account books were lying in it and laughing arrogantly: "Come on, come on!" You can't catch me! ”
I struggled to open the drawer, and the books ran into another drawer......
"Young master, the tea is here......"
"Don't bother me!"
The burning heat of my fingertips woke me up in an instant, and it was just a dream!
I stretched and asked, "Where's the tea?" ”
Qi Yue had a "you still ask me" expression on her face.
"Ah~ hot!"
The teacup was overturned on the desk, and along with my hands, the art of war was soaked in tea.
This book of the art of war is quite practical, but it is too boring, I quickly wiped it with the other dry sleeve, turned a few pages and found something interesting.
This page forms a straight line between the soaked and the unsoaked places!
Looking at the content at all, the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, it turns out that the middle is another book that has been picked out and clipped, even if it is hurriedly turned over, it will not notice anything unusual.
It's really nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, and it's the account book that is sandwiched in the middle!
I hurriedly looked through the other codex, and it turned out that they were all different. Tsk, this is in line with the different personalities of these officials!
I found a total of five account books, as well as dozens of secret letters, involving dozens of officials, large and small, including a model of clear stream like Wang Ze, corrupt officials within the emperor's tolerance, and some treacherous ministers like Le Mang, who knew that he was not a good thing but had no evidence.
After reading the contents of the account book, I knew why Wang Ze was so nervous, it turned out that he used his position to sell part of the weapons and armor that were originally issued to the soldiers on the border to Le Mang!
Selling weapons and deducting military funds is enough to behead all the doors.
I borrowed a Qiankun bag from Fuliu, this is their favorite magic weapon for demons and immortal cultivators, usually only the size of a sachet, but there is something else inside, it can hold a lot of things, but the premise is that you have to measure your strength, if you can't hold too much, no matter how small the volume is, it is in vain.
The Qiankun bag and the demon change are similar, and the demon change is also to change the size and shape of the skin bag, which can become both a giant beast and a small worm. Therefore, the raw materials of Qiankun bags are usually the skin of the demon, and the demon who cannot molt can only be obtained by other methods, and Fuliu is a snake, although the Tao is shallow, but the skin is more, and a lot of inventory is made, and it is sold to those monks and Taoists or the demon who cannot molt, don't look at this thing in his worthlessness, but one can be sold for tens of thousands of taels, so only some masters or immortal cultivators take advantage of it.
I can't afford tens of thousands of taels, but I have no intention of paying it back if I can borrow it!
I took out all the books and letters, sorted them out and put them in the bag, and my belt collapsed from the small sachet, which would be better if the bag could also lose the weight of the object.
Fuliu also thinks that this is a good business opportunity, since the demon can change its weight when it changes, why can't the Qiankun bag? He went to the retreat with great interest!