Volume 1 The Yellow Turban Rebellion Chapter 30 Beating people, drinking alcohol, and writing poems
Guo Bin went to Luoyang for a few days, and his subordinates made great efforts to inquire, but there was no news of Dong Feng.
If you want to use Dong Feng's martial arts, there are probably not many people in the world who can keep him, so everyone is not very worried.
There is no hurry in this matter, and everyone is left to play.
Therefore, in the past few days, under the leadership of Huzi, the two-knife tour guide, everyone has gone to many good places.
Yuan Shao and Cao Cao came to Zuixianlou to find Guo Bin to drink as soon as they were free, and occasionally acted as tour guides to take everyone to hunt outside the city on horseback. Whenever this time, Guo Quan's kid is the most excited, occupying one of the two good horses that Yuan Shao sent Guo Bin, shouting every day to go out of the city to walk the horse, and now someone is hunting with him, and he is screaming excitedly.
The most bitter is Yuan Shao, who screams at Dong Xing'er every time.
Every time, Dong Xing'er either put a wet towel on Yuan Shao's saddle and let him sit on a butt of water, or put a live frog in his food box. But Yuan Shao wanted to have a seizure, and as soon as Dong Xing'er was coquettish and cute, the eyes that were about to stare unconsciously bent down the corners of her eyes, leaving only a wry smile, and she couldn't get angry with her.
Guo Bin watched it funny, thinking about how Yuan Shao would be a generation of heroes who occupied the land of Sizhou in the future, and let Dong Xing'er play tricks on him and have no power to fight back.
Dong Xing'er didn't dare to provoke Cao Cao, seeing this black man smiling all day long, but he had a deterrent force that people didn't dare to offend lightly, every time she saw Cao Cao, Dong Xing'er always behaved obediently and didn't dare to joke with him at all.
On this day, Yuan Shao and Cao Cao came to Guo Bin's mansion together and went out of the city to hunt.
After learning martial arts in the backyard for a while, the entourage brought the horses, Yuan Shao habitually touched the saddle, and saw that there was nothing strange, so he turned over and got on the horse, only to see Guo Bin secretly funny.
At this time, suddenly a stone flew and hit Yuan Shao's head, and the blood suddenly came out.
Everyone was shocked, and hurriedly helped him to dismount and enter the gatehouse to bandage, when more stones mixed with shouting and insulting came from the mouth of the alley.
Guo Bin was about to order someone to go to the door to take a look, but he saw that Huzi had already run back with his head in his hands, and said: "Lord, the big thing is not good, the big thing is not good..."
"What's wrong? What's going on out there? Guo Bin asked.
Huzi entered the house and said, "A large group of people came from outside, and there were about a hundred of them, and they carried two dead bodies and put them at the door, saying that they drank the blood of our heroes and went back and poisoned them." ”
When Guo Bin heard this, he was shocked, he actually drank dead people in his store? Wouldn't that be bad? When you get rid of the tiger, you have to step out.
At this time, Cao Cao grabbed Guo Bin and said, "Don't be in a hurry, I'm afraid things are not simple." There are people who have drunk dead in the store, how can they come to your house to make trouble? There must be something strange in it. ”
Guo Bin thought about it, and that's right, isn't it that someone saw that Zuixianlou had a good business, and deliberately came to make trouble?
So Guo Bin instructed Huzi to order two groups of young men from the home care home who came out of Fulong Villa to carry sticks, one group with the people recruited in Beijing to scatter everywhere in case someone climbed over the wall, and the other group came to gather at the gate.
After a while, everyone was in place, holding eyebrow-raising sticks, the upper ends of the sticks were wrapped in cloth, and five of them stood in front of Guo Bin.
Guo Bin said: "Later, go out through the back door, go to the alley to intercept them for me, watch me say hello, and do it together." If you let go of one, 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups tonight, if you want to let go of two, you will do me 200 200, do you hear it? ”
Everyone couldn't hide the excitement in their eyes, and said in unison: "No! ”
Guo Bin nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, the job is well done, I have a drink tonight." ”
At this time, the five people all cracked their mouths and laughed, and said in unison: "No."
Guo Bin scolded with a smile: "If you don't fight for something, go to work!" Disband! ”
At that moment, the five of them disbanded with a bang, and went to the back door with a smile.
Yuan Shao saw them leaving, and said to Guo Bin: "Qianyang, there are five of them, okay?" ”
Guo Bin smiled and said, "It's okay." He called Dong Xing'er again and said, "Xing'er, don't go out, show me my home here." ”
Where is Dong Xing'er willing to listen, how can she watch such a lively thing as a group fight? It was Guo Bin who said that he wanted her to take care of Yuan Shao, so he reluctantly persuaded her.
At that moment, Guo Bin ordered the people to open the door of the mansion and lead everyone out of the mansion.
I saw that the gate was also smeared with dung, and the stench was stinking; The two stone lions at the gate of the house were also killed, and were thrown down by the roadside, and were poured red paint, which was terrible. The plaque with the inscription "Guo Fu" hung diagonally above the gate, and it was also affected by the splashing of dung.
I only saw that Guo Bin and others were furious.
There were two door panels at the entrance of the house, on which lay two corpses wrapped in straw mats, with thin bodies. Looking at the age, both bodies were very young, probably around fifteen years old, unkempt and ragged.
Seeing that someone came out of the mansion, a person who looked like a housekeeper stepped forward and said: "You drunk the blood of the heroes of the Immortal Building to drink to death my two virtuous nephews, how can you compensate for it?" ”
At this time, Yuan Shao came out and said loudly: "Yuan Jian, these two are your nephews?" ”
When the housekeeper-looking person saw Yuan Shao's head injured, he was shocked at first, and then bowed his head and saluted: "It turns out that the eldest prince is also here, but he wants to be the master of my nephew." As he spoke, he became more and more energetic, and he began to cry with a handful of snot and tears.
Yuan Shao said: "Is there a funeral here?" Bring the people back! ”
Yuan Jiandao: "Eldest son, that's not what I said. My two virtuous nephews drank a few cups of heroic blood in the Drunken Immortal Building, and when they went home, they died, I have to ask for an explanation, otherwise how can I be worthy of my dead brother, woo..."
Guo Bin smiled, stopped Yuan Shao, who was still talking, he could see that this Yuan Jian couldn't give Yuan Shao this face today. At this time, Yuan Shao said to Guo Bin: "Qianyang, for my brother, I can't help my brother, this Yuan Jian is my second brother Yuan Shu's subordinate..."
Guo Bin waved his hand and said with a smile: "Brother Benchu, the junior brother knows, it's okay." ”
At that moment, Guo Bin arched his hand to Yuan Jian and said: "This Brother Yuan, below is the owner of the Drunken Immortal Building, what can you talk to me about." ”
Yuan Jian wiped the snot and tears on his face, and said: "Okay, my two nephews died unjustly, but since the eldest prince is also here, I will make the decision, and I will ask for a little compensation, five million dollars per person is enough." ”
Guo Bin dragged back Guo Quan, who was about to beat people with his fists, and said to Yuan Jian: "Ling Xian's nephew really drank the blood of our heroes in the Drunken Immortal Building to death?" ”
Yuan Jiandao: "Then there is still a fake? Absolutely true! ”
Guo Bin said: "Dare to ask your two virtuous nephews Gui Geng? ”
Yuan Jian hesitated for a moment and said, "Why are you asking this, why do you have to be fifteen or sixteen." ”
Guo Bin said: "Brother Yuan is wide and fat, and he is richly dressed, why are your two virtuous nephews so ragged?" ”
Yuan Jian was speechless.
Guo Bin continued: "Dare to ask you when and when these two virtuous nephews bought the heroic blood?" ”
Yuan Jian stiffened his neck and said, "My two virtuous nephews are dead, how can I ask them?" You evil businessman, if you don't admit that the liquor and medicine in the store are dead? ”
Guo Bin said: "The store has its own rules, and all young people under the age of eighteen are not allowed to sell alcohol no matter how much money they have, how can the virtuous nephew buy the hero's blood at such a young age?" I watched Lingxian and nephew lose all the skin and bones, where did the money buy the two thousand dollars of heroic blood? ”
Guo Bin hit the nail on the head every word, only said Yuan Jian speechless, so he had to resort to sprinkling and fooling moves, shouting, "Profiteers kill people!" "O my wretched nephew!".
Guo Bin broke off and said: "Isn't it that Brother Yuan saw that I was waiting for a newcomer to the capital, and the foundation was still shallow, so he came to blackmail?" It's just that you have ruined my reputation as a drunken immortal building like this, but you have to go to Yuan Highway to ask for an explanation, and it's not too much to pay 20 million yuan for reputation damage, right? ”
Yuan Jian stiffened his neck and said loudly: "You evil businessman, even if you poison and drink harm people, why don't you dare to admit it?" My poor nephew, you died unjustly, woooooooooo
As she spoke, she was like a shrew scolding the street, and she began to cry again. Ignoring Yuan Shao's yin face on the side, which could almost drip water.
The 100 people behind him saw that Yuan Jianli was at a loss of words, and saw him make gestures, so they made a loud noise and rushed forward one by one.
At this time, Guo Bin said: "Since the reason doesn't make sense, let's see the real chapter under your hands." ”
made a gesture at the moment, and suddenly the five people at the mouth of the alley formed a formation and walked towards the door with a stick.
Yuan Jian was confident that there were many people, and shouted: "Hit me, beat me hard." ”
Here, Guo Bin beckoned Huzi to close the door, and he took Guan Yu and Cao Cao, carrying sticks to attack everyone.
I saw that after the group of people at the mouth of the alley formed a formation, suddenly two people defended, three people attacked, and suddenly three people defended and two people attacked. The attacker can turn to defense, and the defender can turn to attack. I saw layers of stick shadows mixed with the whirring wind rolling in, like waves crashing on the reef, wave after wave never stopped.
The five of them advanced very quickly, and between a dozen breaths, more than a dozen people had fallen to the ground and screamed. Some of these people had broken legs, some had broken arms, and without exception, they were all incapacitated. Among these people, there may be many ruffians and hooligans, and there are also many masters of the rivers and lakes, but at most they parry one or two moves before they are set on fire, and they only fall to the ground and howl miserably.
Guo Bin and the three of them were even more relaxed, and Yuan Jian had already fled into the crowd. The two corpses on the ground didn't care, they only commanded people to come up and attack, and they shouted excitedly: "Fight!" Beat me to death! Let these hillbillies from Yang Zhai understand the fate of offending the second son! ”
Guo Bin was puzzled when he heard it, when did I offend Yuan Shu? However, at this time, how can I have time to think about this, I finally have such an opportunity to fight, and I will beat the girl first and then talk about the rest.
At that moment, I saw that the three of them didn't care about the formation, and rushed forward with a wave of the stick. Use ingenious footwork to mobilize the other party, only one or two people can face themselves, and then unfold the Hundred Birds Chaofeng marksmanship, which is to tease the yin, and to beat the buttocks, only a cup of tea, and then meet with the five people at the entrance of the alley. At this time, there was no one left in the alley except Guo Bin and them.
It's just that Yuan Jian's figure is missing, and when he was about to order someone to search, Huzi came with Yuan Jian and a few people from the rivers and lakes.
It turned out that Yuan Jian saw that the momentum was wrong, so he ran over the wall. In a hurry, he looked in the wrong direction, and turned into Guo's mansion, and was directly tied up with a rope by the people in the nursing home.
Seeing that the matter was resolved, Yuan Shao said excitedly: "Qianyang, it's good." ”
Guo Bin nodded and said to Cao Cao: "Brother Meng De, are you still happy?" ”
Cao Cao nodded and said, "It's very happy." ”
The two looked at each other and laughed.
Guo Bin shouted: "Quanzi, bring the wine, and serve the pen and ink." Seeing Guo Quan going to prepare, he called Huzi over and gave a few orders, and Huzi walked away.
After a while, the wine was also brought in, and the pen and ink were ready. Guo Bin picked up the wine lord full of heroic blood, and said to Yuan Shao and Cao Cao: "Today's battle is really happy. ”
Immediately picked up the sheep's hair pen and began to write.
Cao Cao knew that every time he drank, there would be good writing, so he came up to read it at the moment.
I saw Guo Bin write:
"Young chivalry, befriending Wuduxiong. Liver and gallbladder holes, hair shrugging. In the conversation, life and death are the same. A promise is a thousand gold. Push bravely, be bold and arrogant. Light cover embrace, Lianfei, Doucheng East. Booming drinking, spring floating cold urn, sucking the sea and weeping rainbows. Idle eagle and dog, white feather picks the eagle bow, cunning Russian empty. Joy in a hurry. ”
Cao Cao clapped the case and shouted: "Haha, good, happy!" This article of the hidden sun, when the floating is white! ”
Yuan Shao also shouted: "Beat people, drink, write poems, the husband should be like this!" ”
Yuan Highway ordered the slaves to lead more than 100 heroes to provoke, and Taizu led Yunchang, Meng De and the five people of the courtyard to fight with them, and won with tea. Naturally, there is no one who dares to offend in Beijing.
--"Taizu Benji"