73. Dispatch and replenish the army
The army was marched, the prisoners were paraded through the streets, and the send-off salutes prepared by the people were also hailed.
I picked up a cabbage in my left hand and four eggs in my right hand, and in the short time I put it in the bag, I missed a few leaves. On the march, as a prisoner, I felt a little sorry for where I could still eat such tender vegetables. I picked it up more quickly, and no longer dropped an egg, not a leaf. Because of the weight of the bag, I had to contribute some food to the soldiers who were overseeing us.
"The prince can still have a lot of fun at this time, you are really worthy of the name of the heart, big." Dongfang Xiaoya and I were honored to be placed in the first row of prisoners, and she was quite neat and clean.
"You'll be grateful to me when you're hungry."
"What is your magic that makes men swoon with you? First my brother, then the prince, and then the boundless, the men who should have revolved around me are all using me for you. ”
The magic is there, but I didn't use the magic to hook up with men!
"The mountains and rivers are long along the way, I will definitely find a chance to kill you!" Dongfang Xiaoya is jealous, what an innocent little princess!
"Your Royal Highness, don't blame me for not reminding you, you'd better pretend to be crazy and stupid now, and make yourself as disgusting as you are, otherwise you will definitely regret it at night."
Dongfang Xiaoya obviously didn't think about how terrible the military camp with a serious imbalance in the ratio of men and women was, and suddenly turned pale with fright, she looked around, and sure enough, a group of soldiers on horses were swallowing saliva at her.
Dongfang Xiaoya didn't have the heart to be jealous, and said with a crying voice: "Is there any way you can save me?" ”
"Usually you will definitely be able to be a general with this look, it is better to be on one person than thousands, but unfortunately, our general is a woman, and I am sure she likes men."
Dongfang Xiaoya lost her soul and her face was as white as paper.
Out of the city, Qiyue followed, I handed him the dyingly heavy Qiankun bag, he almost fell on the ground, I had to take it back: "Here are all important supplies, if we fall, we can only drink the northwest wind to the northwest!" ”
The night that terrified Dongfang Xiaoya still came, the army was stationed, and the prisoners could only take the sky as the ground as their seat. Unlike the three meals a day of the nobles, there were only two meals a day in the barracks when they were not fighting, and the prisoners were treated even worse, and we were only given a bowl of water with a few grasses.
I took out a big iron pot from the Qiankun bag under the watchful eye of the people, and told them that those who want to eat eggs should pick up some firewood, although the range of activities is limited, and the strength of the people can't help but be large, and the flame is high, and after a while, a pot of thick green vegetables and egg drop soup will be good, and there will be a lot of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. I took out two pairs of chopsticks and gave them to Qi Yue.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and Qi Yue asked, "Young Master, when did you prepare for this?" ”
"Naturally, I calculated that I was prepared when I was in prison."
The others could only scoop and drink with leaves or broken bowls, and Dongfang Xiaoya watched a group of people drooling over the pot, although her stomach was growling, she had no appetite at all.
I looked at her: "Your Royal Highness Princess, are you still paying attention to it at this time?" ”
"Don't you pay attention to it too?" She coveted the bowl I had brought out earlier.
"If you want to pay attention to it, it's just a rainy day, just use it for you." I had a spoon left over and went with the others to grab the big pot of rice.
Full of warmth and lust, the female prisoner was originally going to be a prostitute, and many female prisoners were taken away under the nose of Dongfang Xiaoya, and then there were terrible screams from the tent.
Dongfang Xiaoya dragged me desperately when she was taken away, and I broke her fingers one by one to admire her desperate look.
"Young master...... "Qiyue still has the heart of pity and cherishing jade, and his love has just opened?
He finally fell in love once, how could I let him suffer emotional wounds, and said to those * heartfelt soldiers: "I have taken a fancy to this person, you let her go." ”
"How old do you think you are? You're a prisoner yourself, and you're a fart! ”
"If I'm not mistaken, I'm a prince, if the emperor deprives me of my title, he will divide half of my country, even if I am confiscated into the army, I will still be Prince Yu, I should be the boss of you!"
The emperor really didn't deprive me of my title, after all, he personally held me to an unprecedented height, and I couldn't pull it down even if I wanted to.
"Who is the little furry kid scared? You are the king of heaven, Lao Tzu is also the boss here! Today, let's go to the prince first, and then the princess! Today, let's be a Venerable Master! ”
Some of them approached me with squinting eyes, and I broke free of my handcuffs and shackles, and knocked them down with three strikes and five divisions.
"Lord Wang, a brawl in the army violates military law, and you should be fined twenty military sticks." Hearing this murderous female voice, the rest of the soldiers knelt down, and those lying on the ground also struggled to kneel.
I brought the handcuffs and shackles back to my body and said, "Is this okay?" He closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, and then pretended to have just woken up and asked, "General Duanmu?" How did you get here? ”
Everyone's eyes were going to pop out.
"Why do you have a blue nose and swollen face? Did you get into a fight? I remember that I had to fight twenty military sticks in the brawl, and I also alarmed General Duanmu, oops, you guys are really damned. ”
Soldiers: "......"
"Not a brawl? That's me sleepwalking again, I'm sleepwalking and even scared of myself, it's common to kill someone and set a fire or something, don't approach me when I sleep in the future! ”
Thanks to the materials provided by Dongfang Shaomu, he can lose his soul and I can sleepwalk, hahaha!
Duan Mulan glanced at Dongfang Xiaoya, Dongfang Xiaoya is a hostage, a spy, or a prisoner, she wants to protect but can't protect because of her identity, I made a "rest assured" gesture to her, Duan Mulan understood, and said, "Have you all heard what the prince said?" Sleepwalking is not a crime to kill people, and whoever is killed by the sleepwalking prince in the future will not be able to get justice for him, so those who can't afford to provoke will be able to hide! ”