My uncle and mother have been completely bewitched by worry-free, and Baili Huange, who has always beaten and scolded me, is ashamed to ask me to teach her to make noodles; Worry-free told her uncle that she wanted to learn spells, and her uncle actually used his own magic to open her meridians, help her cultivate demons, and sent two witches to act as her guards and masters. If it weren't for the fact that the Demon Realm was not suitable for children to grow up, they would never let go with me.

The gray fox stayed in Xuanshan to help the four immortal sects regroup, and Wuwu and I returned to Huaxi City.

The Xiuzhen Realm suddenly withdrew, and the Ling Feng Conference in the martial arts became the Feng Ling Conference, with the Demon Shadow secretly helping, Feng Xiaoxiao became the new leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, and went north with us.

Because of the lack of magic power, it is not easy for my dignified young master to let the demon shadow carry back to Yunxia Mountain, so he can only drive back by horse.

Xin, Ren, and Gui went back in advance to hand over to Yingyi, Wu and Geng drove, and the two witches, Yexiao and Yegmei, acted as ordinary maidservants.

Feng Xiaoxiao kept looking at my body, pinching here and there, and was right next to me without any scruples.

"What is the difference between the structure of demons and humans?"

"I'm human too, how do I know?"

Now that I'm out of magic, who knows my connection to demons except the grey fox's soul-reading eyes?

"My man is actually the young master of the Demon Realm!" Feng Xiao Xiao was overjoyed, shouting loudly, in a vain attempt to tell the world.

"A young master of the demon realm who has no magic power, let others know that he is afraid that he will die and have no place to be buried."

Feng Xiaoxiao closed his mouth and went to have fun by himself.

Worry-free along the way is very abnormal, compared to Feng Xiaoxiao, she seems more mature and stable.

"Worry-free, aren't you reluctant to ask for spells?" I asked.

Carefree seems to be vowing: "Daddy has no magic power, I want to become stronger to protect Daddy!" ”

"Silly girl, your grandfather will send a demon to protect me, as long as you are happy, you can learn if you like, don't learn if you don't like it, and never force yourself."

When I was a child, I was forced by my uncle to practice, and I didn't want to repeat the mistakes of the past.

It is rare to have the opportunity to go out for a walk, we went all the way to the mountains and rivers, until the eve of the Queen Mother's birthday before returning to Yunxia Mountain, seeing the wind Xiaoxiao, no bell did not have time to get angry, I was called by the emperor.

In the Nine Dragons Palace, I only heard the emperor roaring: "Do you still know to come back?" Do you know that you are still an official of the imperial court? Do you know how to preside over palace banquets and sacrifices? Do you know that you want to organize the Queen Mother's birthday banquet? If you look at your book, you can pave a hundred miles! ”

I muttered to myself, "Why is there so much going on in the Ministry of Rites?" ”

"Tell me, where have you been these days?"

"Back to the emperor, the minister heard that the West Lake of Huaxi City is famous all over the world, and took his daughter to see it, but I didn't expect to be dazzled by my countryless rivers and mountains on the road, and forgot the time, so I came back late."

"Humph! Are you dazzled by the view or by the beauty? ”

Eh~ You know that you still ask me?

"So many excerpts who say that you are derelict in your duties, what do you say?"

"The minister is willing to be removed."

"You want to be beautiful!"

The emperor threw me a holy decree and punished me with three months' imprisonment.

I have already prepared a decree and asked me, can you be so tricky as the emperor!

Out of the Nine Dragons Palace, I went to Le Shou Tang again, and in the evening I went out of the palace and returned to the annex of the Ministry of Rites, only to find that three women were singing a big play in front of their house.

Wuling, as the emperor as the matchmaker, married the side concubine who entered the door with the eight sedan chairs, and thought that he had the right to dispose of Feng Xiaoxiao, who had no name; The undummed self and the unbelled are not in harmony, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, and she tries her best to favor Feng Xiaoxiao; And Feng Xiaoxiao, the original killer leader, and now the leader of the martial arts alliance, is the best at moving his hands and not keeping his mouth, and beating Wuling's head and face.

Wuling's face was swollen like a radish, crying "Tomorrow's palace banquet will be a shame for the husband", she is only fifteen, not a few years older than Wuwu, I comforted for a long time, and personally painted the seven wounds that my uncle gave me, and the swelling disappeared after half an hour before she stopped. But Feng Xiaoxiao quit, and was angry and wanted to leave, so I betrayed my hue again to stop her.

How will you live in the future?

The Queen Mother's birthday, the day when the whole country celebrates, the Queen Mother disappeared.

Leave only one note: "Come back late, don't disturb".

It's not looking for it, it's not looking for it, the emperor had to block the news, and he went down the mountain to find his mother.

At the foot of Yunxia Mountain, a noodle restaurant called "Le Wuwu" opened and was full, and everyone admired the craftsmanship of the store.

There are only three grandchildren in this shop, although the old woman has reached the age of the sixtieth year, she can still see the elegance of her youth, but her grandson is extremely ugly, with buck teeth and triangular eyes, and a matchmaker mole next to the nose, the ugly daughter is still delicate and lovely, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, she can speak well, and treat people with grace, but the bright red birthmark with a half-pulled face is like being slapped by the king of Hades when she was reincarnated, which is embarrassing.

The father and daughter are not very good at their brains, and they all call the old woman who is called "grandma", obviously they are father and daughter, and they are called equals, and the old woman does not correct them, and always agrees with a smile. It is not easy for the noodle eater to pity the old woman, and often keeps more money, but the little girl with a bad brain will never charge a penny more.

Wu Yuhui cursed Le Wuqi while looking for it at the bottom of the mountain, this kid actually dared to kidnap the Queen Mother, he was really tired and crooked! From morning to noon, he couldn't help but be hungry, saw a "happy and worry-free" noodle restaurant, and thought of his clever and lovely granddaughter, no matter how much Mengting persuaded him to line up to try it.

The owner of this noodle restaurant is really unappetizing, he doesn't even want to look at it, but when he wants to order, he is told that this shop only sells longevity noodles, and it happened to be the queen mother's birthday, Wu Yuhui asked for a bowl of longevity noodles, and the familiar taste that he had forgotten suddenly pulled him back to his childhood.

On his and Wu Yuxin's tenth birthday, all the focus was on his beautiful and unbelievable royal sister, his father hugged Wu Yuxin and asked her what gift she wanted, she said: "Xin'er wants her father's traceless sword!" ”

The father asked, "What does Xin'er want a sword for?" Father is not willing to let you go to the battlefield. ”

Wu Yuxin kissed his father's majestic face on weekdays, and said, "Xin'er is not willing to leave his father, Xin'er wants that sword to give to his brother, and today is also his birthday." ”

It turns out that some people still remember that today is also his birthday!

Because it was the royal sister who wanted it, his father gave it to her without blinking his eyes, but he stared at the sword every day when he went to the imperial study, and his father didn't say anything to give it to him.

"Xin'er just thinks about her brother, and her father also gives Xin'er a gift."

The emperor issued a holy decree: "Feng Wuyuxin is the princess of Chaoyang, and enjoys the prince for life, if the horse is not good for Chaoyang, Chaoyang can return to the palace with his children, and the emperor of later generations must regard the princess as a pearl and the princess's children as his own." If the will is violated, the emperor of the future generation should share half of the princess of Chaoyang! ”

Half of the country, how good would it be if he could share this country with the imperial sister? But this thought, he can only think about it in his heart, he is just a child who doesn't love his father and mother, where can he get close to that position?

When he returned to Chaofeng Palace in the evening, the queen mother did not prepare a birthday gift for him, but only made a bowl of longevity noodles for the imperial sister, and the imperial sister couldn't eat it, so the queen mother gave him some......

"This guest officer, but the noodles are not in harmony? You're the first person to eat my noodles and cry! ”

It was the unappetizing person again, Shi Mengting sensed his disgust and unceremoniously drove the man away.

The man was not only ugly, but also thick-skinned, and not only did not leave, but said, "Guest officer, you may be able to eat a story from me." ”

Without waiting for him to refuse, the man said: "In a lion pack, only one adult male lion is allowed, and in order to compete for the position of lion king, the young male lion has to kill each other. A lioness gave birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses, and she did not want to see her youngest son involved in the lion king's fight, so she tried to downplay his presence so that the other lions thought that he would not threaten them and would save his life. Even on the lion's birthday, she didn't dare to show her mother's love to the lion, so she could only use her daughter to give her son a gift, and even make a bowl of longevity noodles for her daughter, so she gave it to the lion cub......"

"And then?" Wu Yuhui felt that his question was a bit redundant, and added to himself: "Later, the little lion grew up in resentment, killed other brothers, and even killed his twin sister in order to become the lion king, and his biological mother refused to forgive him......"

"Guest, you're really good at laughing!" "Later, when the little lion became the lion king, he made the tribe stronger and stronger, and his mother was very pleased." ”

"What the hell are you doing? Let the queen mother cook noodles for this group of people to eat? The emperor pretended to be angry in order to hide the tremor in his heart.

I smiled and asked in a low voice: "The emperor is jealous?" ”

"Get out of here, look at your ugly bastard and you'll be sick to your stomach!"

"The guest officer's noodles are cold, the small one will change a bowl for you!"

"No!" The emperor hugged the noodle bowl tightly, "You dare to tire the queen mother and ask for your head!" ”

"Your Majesty, rest assured, except for your bowl, everyone else's is made by ministers."