Chapter 561: Why Don't You Wear a Hat?
"You ......"
"Xiaguan Liu Zheng is the head of the Chengzhi Division, I don't know if he is qualified to talk to the King of Guangyang?"
The Chengzhi Division is a key department in the Privy Council, which attaches equal importance to the Yintai Division, when Sun Yue first entered the officialdom, he also worked in this yamen, and Cao Bin at that time was the privy secretary of the Chengzhi Division, according to the unspoken rules of officialdom, this Chengzhi Division should be regarded as Sun Yue's maiden family, and the officials of the Chengzhi Division, Sun Yue should also take care of it a little.
However, this Chengzhi Division is not the same as other departments, because the main responsibility of this yamen is to transmit documents from top to bottom and face the emperor himself, so in addition to the boss's privy decree, most of the leaders are eunuchs, mainly for convenience, which was the case when the Tang Dynasty was beaten, of course, in terms of rank, it is not big.
Sun Yue saw someone coming over, and saluted him quite respectfully, and his eyes actually revealed a little bit of neither humility nor arrogance, and he did not have the flattery of ordinary eunuchs, such eyes, Sun Yue had only seen Wang Chengen, a eunuch, and today was the second.
Of course, people also have confidence, although the identity of the eunuch cannot be changed, but it is already in the category of officials, officials, even if Sun Yue is the prince, it is impossible to beat and scold at will.
So Sun Yue asked: "I heard that someone wants to send the account of the Military Commission, isn't it you?" ”
The eunuch said with a smile: "The duty is to act on orders, after all, I am in the courtyard, I know some more about the situation, the official family has an order, so I naturally have to do my best, and I hope that the king of Guangyang will not blame." ”
"In this way, you are doing things for the official family, and it is a good thing to be attentive, how can I blame you."
"That's fine."
The eunuch chuckled lightly, and still replied neither humbly nor arrogantly, but as soon as the words fell, he snapped his big mouth and hit him with a starry sky.
"You...... How dare you ......"
"Why don't you wear a hat?"
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The eunuch was helpless, held back his anger, and asked the eunuch next to him to take the control hat, and Zhou Zhou put it on solemnly, and then said respectfully again: "Thank you King Guangyang for your teachings, I don't know what else King Guangyang commands?" ”
Sun Yue nodded with satisfaction and said: "That's right, the Privy Council is the first-class key department of my Great Song Dynasty, and it represents the face of our entire Great Song Dynasty. ”
As he spoke, Sun Yue also reached out and rubbed the eunuch's face, but deliberately touched his hat to the ground, and the eunuch bent down to pick it up, and before he could put it on his head, there was a big mouth that turned him around.
"Why don't you wear a hat?"
Well, we're not beating for no reason, let's be reasonable.
This can be regarded as the humiliation of Chiguoguo, so where can the eunuch endure it? In a fit of rage, he threw his hat to the ground and shouted, "Sun Yue!! You're so deceitful!! Do you think this is still Hebei? Come on, give it to me, insert him out for me, and ask me for the guilt!! ”
A group of eunuchs couldn't bear it anymore, and when they heard the words, they rolled up their arms and sleeves and were about to go up, but Sun Yue laughed, pulled out his treasure knife, stepped forward proudly, and roared: "Come on!" Lao Tzu killed you dog minions for nothing, who dares to touch a single hair of me? ”
A group of eunuchs looked at each other when they heard this, but no one dared to go up again.
"Guards!! What about the guards? ”
Naturally, the samurai outside the door had already heard such a big movement, and rushed in as if they were reflexive, but they were a little dazed for a moment and didn't know what to do.
Sun Yue pulled out the knife and pointed at them and said, "The military plane is heavy, I think who dares to take another step forward?" ”
With a bang, the dozen or so soldiers who rushed in took a step back.
Sun Yue's face eased slightly, and then ordered: "Come on, these eunuchs actually dare to besiege this king, you guys will arrest them all for this king, drag them outside, beat, don't let the out." ”
Liu Zheng also blew up: "You dare!!" I am the head of the Privy Council, Sun Yue has no order and no duty to trespass into the Privy Council, since you are guarding the Great Interior, you have the duty to arrest this villain who trespassed on the important military affairs of the Central Council! ”
More than a dozen soldiers, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are a little undecided, and they all look at their little school.
Xiao Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "Don't you listen to the prince but listen to the eunuch?" Do you want to mix up in the future, and your family will not be able to live? ”
All the soldiers nodded their heads, and then rushed up, and in a short time the entire Privy Council became clean.
Of course, Liu Zheng, the eunuch who was an official, did not dare to move.
Sun Yue didn't expect them to dare to move Liu Zheng, but they didn't dare to dare themselves, so he walked towards him with a cruel smile on his face, and he was so frightened that he retreated, "You...... What are you doing? Don't mess around! ”
Papapapa, Sun Yue opened the bow left and right, more than a dozen big mouths fanned up, and Liu Zheng, who was fanning, sat on the ground and sloppied and urinated, how ugly and ugly it was, and then shook his palm, which was a little painful and swollen because he was too hard, and said confidently: "Why don't you still wear a hat?" ”
“………………”
"Tell you, if this prince has something to do, he will come to the Privy Council for a walk, and he will come to teach you once, if you dare not pay attention to grooming or have similar problems and be caught by me, Lao Tzu will beat you once when he sees you, do you know?"
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Finally the fight was happy, and Sun Yue also knew that if he beat again, it would be easy to beat people to death, so he hurriedly went out and rode his horse, and went home proudly.
When the whole story reached Zhao Dezhao, Zhao Dezhao was naturally furious, angry, and Sun Yueqi's hands were shaking, just like Parkinson's.
As the saying goes, it depends on the master to beat a dog, the eunuch is essentially the emperor's house slave, this Sun Yue is so brave that he dares to beat his house slave, isn't this just slapping him in the face?
"Someone! Come on, give me Sun Yue ......"
I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't think of anything to deal with. Arrest people? Don't be funny, isn't that forcing the Sun family to rebel, it is estimated that there are so many soldiers and horses in Luoyang, and there are few people who dare to carry out this task, and there is really no power in his words alone, as for the seal of the province? That thing is in Sun Chunming's hand.
So the next day, Zhao Dezhao asked the ministers, what should Sun Yue be guilty of?
A dragon set of servants stood up first and said: "The minister thinks that Liu Zheng, the director of the Cheng Zhi Division, is untidy and immoral when he runs errands, although the King of Guangyang has fierce means, but it is also a method, the Privy Council is where the military machinery of the world is, and it is also feasible to use the management methods of the military camp when necessary." ”
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Another dragon set stood up and said: "Sui Shilang's words are wrong, although the King of Guangyang has good intentions, but after all, the means are excessive, and he is in such a big place as the Privy Council, the minister thinks that he should be punished for three months to set an example." ”
Sun Chunming lost no time in standing up and said: "Back to the official's house, the minister's godson is not strict, I am willing to be guilty of the same crime, and I also ask the official family to punish the minister's crime for three months." ”
A group of ministers said in unison: "Prime Minister Sun's move is really a model for people and ministers!" ”
"Yes, yes, Sun Xianggong, you will be famous in history!"
Zhao Dezhao: ".............................."