Chapter 100: Striking the Grass and Startling the Snake
Three days later, Li Yi tidied up his clothes and dressed, and this time he did not wear an official uniform, but changed into another outfit.
Put on a copper coin silk shirt, wipe off the wrinkles up and down, and those who can wear silk shirts this year, even if they are not rich and expensive, they are certainly not a poor family, because the price of this silk shirt is worth a few months' income of ordinary people, how can a person who can't even take care of food and clothing wear silk again?
Standing in front of the bronze mirror, Li Yan suddenly bent down and bowed to himself. "Your Excellency is simply handsome scum, a pear tree pressing begonias, how does it grow?"
Li Yan is narcissistic again......
Li Yan's appearance is good, in modern times it is definitely a small fresh kind, going out of the head rate must be only a lot, in ancient times it is also a popular goods, according to Li Yan's ideas, there must be a lot of women to their own arms and hugs, but unfortunately, most of the women in the Ming Dynasty are very conservative, not everyone is like Sun Ying's little wife always loves to go out shopping......
He took out a dome yarn with gold trim from the closet, and took out a fine jade belt, which was clearly tied around his waist, and the jade wrench and gold ring were just a big gold tooth in his mouth.
Riding a horse and leaning on the bridge, full of red sleeves, now Li Yan is alive and fresh from the appearance of a fresh little student, but he is dressed as a nouveau riche, relying on this nondescript appearance, Li Yan went to knock on the door of Shouning Hou's house.
Shou Ninghou is the younger brother of Empress Zhang, and Li Yan naturally can't lose his identity, so under Zhao Shun's stunned gaze, Li Yan dressed up as this God of Wealth.
Li Yan wanted to dress up a little shabby, but the things that Sun Ying's little wife bought for herself were all so golden that she couldn't wait to spread a layer of gold leaf on everything in the house...... There is a chance to look at the genealogy of Lao Sun's family and see if the little eighth woman is reincarnated as a female dragon in this life.
When she learned that her family's bank was so profitable, Sun Ying even had the idea of building a glittering carriage for herself, and planned to take this carriage back to her parents' house in the future. However, Li Yan wisely nibbled Sun Ying's idea that sounded not very reliable in the bud, what kind of joke, if Sun Ying did this, Sun Mao's old man would definitely commit suicide in minutes...... Although Li Yan would love to see this scene!
Dressed like this, Li Yan doesn't care, anyway, all he spends is his own money, and every penny is well documented, if anyone dares to slander himself for corruption and bribery, he will smash him to death with silver in minutes, and he will also give the soup and medicine fee by the way while he is cool......
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Shouning Houfu is really atmospheric, Li Yan just entered the yard and couldn't help but sigh and admire, rockery and flowing water, flowers before the moon, there is no lack of delicacy in the atmosphere, and there is no lack of charm in the gentleness, Li Yan fell in love with this house at first sight, but considering that he came to find fault today, Shou Ninghou could not give this house to himself, so he dispelled this idea.
There are not many steps from the gate to the second house, but the decoration is like the emperor's house, there is no shortage of flowers and trees on both sides, and Li Yan even saw a lifelike statue of a woman!
What's more important is that this woman is not dressed!
Beasts...... There is another artist who is bold, and I don't know if Shou Ning will arrest his angry younger brother after his sister Empress Zhang sees it, and the feng shui of the old Zhang family has been ruined by this one person......
"Zhao Shun, write down all the environment here, and I'll make a ...... myself when I go home!" Li Yan whispered to Zhao Shun, who was staring at the statue on the side.
Zhao Shun's old face turned red, needless to say, it must be his old boss who fell in love with someone else's thing......
"My lord, do you want this statue too?"
"Fart, especially this statue!"
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Hearing that Li Yan was coming, Shou Ninghou had been waiting in the courtyard for a long time, setting up a charcoal fire, warming a pot of wine, and seeing Li Yan coming, he greeted him warmly.
Li Yan estimated that Shou Ninghou chose this way of meeting, and Ken was even more in putting gold on his face, because only scholars like to do this kind of thing of tasting wine and appreciating poetry before and under the moon, according to Li Yan's investigation, this Shou Ninghou didn't pay much attention to it when he was studying, and he also used the excuse of appreciating poetry to harm many beautiful girls from good families.
"Li Qianhu came early, Zhang specially warmed a pot of old wine for Li Qianhu, I heard that Li Qianhu was in distress a few days ago, and specially frightened Li Qianhu." Shou Ninghou said with a smile on his face, and there was a faint order in his words.
Although Shou Ninghou said this, anyone could see the disappointment between his eyebrows.
Uncle's ...... Sure enough, this is what he did! Li Yan couldn't help but scold in his heart, but his face still showed indifference.
"Haha...... Shou Ning is serious, a little small, but he still can't help this thousand households...... Sooner or later, one day I will find them all out, and then find dozens of shrews and scold them for three days and three nights...... This group of shameless people didn't have a son! ”
The corners of Shou Ninghou's mouth twitched. "Uh...... Li Qianhu was really quick to speak...... They should never have sons in their lives......"
Shou Ninghou weakly defended.
"That's right." Li Yan nodded thoughtfully. "Then pray that the daughters-in-law they marry are all shemales!"
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Shou Ninghou's face was a little ugly, and it was obvious that Li Yan was scolding himself, and he couldn't say a word......
The atmosphere cooled down a little, and Li Yan raised his hand and pointed at it, showing the gold ring in his hand. "Ahh......h Why is your head so itchy......"
Li Yan scratched his head.
Shou Ninghou looked at the gold ring on Li Yan's hand, blinked his eyes, and then also stretched out his hand and scratched his head. "Oh, what a coincidence, my head is itching......"
Shou Ninghou behaved exactly like Li Yan, showing his jade wrench.
"Oh, my waist is so itchy......"
"Coincidentally, my waist is itchy too!"
"Why is my jade pendant loose?"
"Oops! My jade pendant is also loose! ”
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The people on the side were stunned, watching these two big men compare with each other here, from head to toe, the comparison is heartbreaking, it can be miserable, if it weren't for someone else, they have no doubt that these two will take out the obscene pants and compare them......
"Huh...... I still have four thousand taels of silver tickets here? Oh, I remember, it was given to me by a salt merchant the other day! Suddenly, Li Yan suddenly realized, like an empowerment, took out a stack of silver tickets from his cuffs, and counted them carefully one by one, no more, no less, exactly four thousand taels.
"I don't know Shouning Houye, you ...... the silver Have it? ”
Shou Ninghou stared at the silver ticket, his eyes were faintly on fire, if his eyes could really kill, Li Yan would definitely have been killed countless times, and it was very likely that there was not even a scum left.