Chapter 386: Sending Soldiers and Guards (2)
The partial general Yi Chong, holding the talisman and diplomatic spy in his hand: "Those who came to your troops to negotiate, we are not here to fight, please hurry up and report back to your general." I'm going to negotiate with you. Stop the war,"
Tie Dan stepped forward and asked, "Are you really here to participate in the negotiations, are you not doing anything or reconnaissance or other activities?" I see that you are this thing, like a candy ball seller, where does it look like an envoy, "Tie Dan really doesn't understand the tokens of the envoy, it is an eight-foot-long stick, hanging a string of colorful balls, red, yellow and green, Tie Dan said that he is like a candy ball seller, it is indeed an appropriate metaphor,
"No, no, absolutely not, this is a serious diplomatic symbol, and it must not be desecrated. We are really here to negotiate, and I want to meet your generals. Yi Chong hurriedly explained the situation.
Tie Dan patted his chest: "I'm the general, what do you want to talk about?" Just tell me right here? ”
"You, you're a general?" Yi Chong's eyes widened, was it obviously a teenager in front of him? With a serious face, he said, "This is an adult's business, and children should play at the same time,"
"In this way, you still look down on our general," the soldiers standing on both sides of the iron egg immediately said: "Tell you, you don't eat melon seeds behind the door, and look down on people, this is our general, the guerrilla general who His Majesty personally sealed, and the capture of Suqiu is the masterpiece of the guerrilla general,"
"Ah, a little kid taking a city?" When Yi Chong heard this, the whole person was stupid, it was really a general, and he hurriedly bowed and saluted, "I'm sorry, general, I am Yi Chong, a partial general of the Liang family's army, and now I am ordered by Lord Liang to come to negotiate peace with your army.
Tie Dan is illiterate, how can he understand Wen Mu or not, and he doesn't know Wen Mu, so he had to take it and look at it when he put it up, Yi Chong was handed up to Tie Dan, Tie Dan received it, it should be adjusted, and then looked, but it didn't need to be adjusted, so he put it up and read it, that is, it was upside down, Yi Chong saw it, and only then did he know that this guerrilla general was illiterate, and he didn't know if he took Wen Mu upside down.
A subordinate hurriedly reminded Tie Dan: "Guerrilla general, your Wen Mu has been taken down,"
Tie Dan's eyes glared: "You are a general, I am a general?" Do you know that I'm a top student who reverses my back? Really, don't pretend to understand,"
Tiedan's subordinate stuck out his tongue and blinked: "Oh, general, I really don't understand it, and the general will still recite it backwards." ”
"Without investigation and research, there is no right to speak, get out of the way," Tie Dan's subordinates, hurriedly pushed back,
Yi Chong was also surprised, this kid is not simple, one sentence resolved all the embarrassment, I have to admire the iron egg, no wonder I can be a general, flexible enough, ordinary people are told about their shortcomings, they must be full of redness, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down, but people don't care, and they can resolve the crisis, God, right?
Tie Dan raised the document in his hand: "If you really come to negotiate peace, come with me." The others didn't keep up and stood by in place. It's up to you,"
"Yes, General," Yi Chong said to his men, "you can wait for me right here!" Don't follow me. ”
A subordinate said: "Partial general, I'm afraid that something is wrong, right?" We don't have to worry about your safety, General,"
"It's okay, it's okay, the two armies are fighting, don't kill the envoys, you can rest assured, it'll be fine. Stop, lest you arouse their suspicions, and stay where you are."
"It's the general, be careful,"
Tie Dan smiled: "If I ski away, I just can't keep up!" Then a horse-drawn sled was called. This is to pull other things in horse-drawn sleighs to transport these necessary things. The soldier unloaded his things, put them in place, and then set off with Yi Chong. Whizzed out, very quickly. It was also the first time that Yi Chong had lived on this horse-drawn sleigh, which was really strange. Whoosh and gallop away,
Yi Chong couldn't help but ask him Tie Dan: "Little General, what is this?" Sitting on it can be so fast. You see that the horse doesn't seem to be struggling, it's a good thing. ”
"It's a good thing, don't ask about this tool, what is it? I don't know. However, we know that the general invented it exclusively and absolutely originally. It is said to be called a sled! What exactly is it? I don't know much either. If you want to ask clearly, you can follow me to the general. You're asking, don't ask me. ”
After a while, they arrived at the location of the Chinese army. Tie Dan said to Yi Chong: "You are here, wait a minute, I will go and think about the general's return." If the general doesn't see you, it's not my business, so don't blame me. ”
Yi Chong could only nod the little general: "You go!" He really couldn't imagine that this self-proclaimed general was indeed called a general, and others did call him a general, just a hairy child. What skills can a hairy child have? It turned out to be a general. You really can't figure it out. I struggled with the adults for more than 20 years before I became a partial general, and the child rescue is also a guerrilla general. It's unexpected! The heart is unbalanced, people are more popular than people,
Tie Dan reported to Gongzi Ban: "The general, also known as Yi Chong, came to prepare for negotiations on behalf of Lord Liang Chou. To see or not to see,"
Childe Madara said to Tiedan, "Then call him over." Since they are here to negotiate, we can't refuse people to be thousands of miles away, so I will have a good talk with him to see if they are sincere now? If there is no sincerity, we will fight, and if there is sincerity, we will talk,"
"I know, General," as he spoke, Tie Dan went back and said to Yi Chong, "Count your shit luck, our general is going to see you." Now come with me! Come down, this distance is still going to be pulled by a sled? Yi Chong smiled embarrassedly, he sat on a horse-drawn sleigh, and he hadn't enjoyed it yet.
As soon as Tie Dan said this, his face turned red: "I'm sorry, this is still addictive,"
Tie Dan hurriedly said: "If you surrender early, you will be sitting in this game, and if you don't surrender, it's just this time." ”
Yi Chong followed Tie Dan to come. In front of that child's class. Tie Dan introduced: "Partial general, this is our general. Don't you want to meet the general? ”
Yi Chong looked up and was shocked again, it was a young general again, Mom, looking at the age of teenagers again, why are their generals so young, why can such a young general win the battle? Are we really old? It's useless, the world is about to change, how can this battle be fought? . It's just that the generals on their own side have suffered defeats and can't beat others, so it's really not surprising. Quguan's troops are also good. I was actually defeated by a child.