Chapter Ninety-Seven: Pingliang Commodity Fair (Advertising Version)

The sun of the rising sun shone on the cool streets, and Yun Yue personally stood at the door of the council hall to greet these guests. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info tries to show a sincere smile to everyone, so that everyone has a feeling of spring breeze. Wusun Ji Chang, who knew Yun Yue, smiled even more kindly, no one knew this friend better than him, this time Yun Yue was planning to pit these princes' fat pigs to death.

Every guy who passed by Yun Yue's side, Yun Yue would pull and say a few whispers. Then the guy would make a sudden realization, arch his hand at Yun Yue and burrow into the council hall.

The inside of the council hall has been changed beyond recognition, and the high platform under the throne of Yunyue has been wrapped and has become the auction table for the auction. There are rows of chairs underneath, and the names of the countries are pasted with paper on them. As for the one that did not have a name, it was the position of the Huns. Although they did not receive an invitation, as descendants of the steppe wolf clan, their sense of smell was not ordinary. The Yun family wants to hold a commodity trade fair, how can they not intervene in such a good thing. Although the grassland was hit by a disaster last year, there is still some gold and silver. Moreover, there are also quite a few mineral deposits in the steppe. If Yunhou likes it, he can put aside the dispute and develop it together. Who made us good neighbors and friendly neighbors......!

In less than three o'clock in the day, friends from all over the world who came to participate in the trade fair arrived. The entire council hall is full of dazzling displays, all of which are various industrial products produced in Pingliang.

Beautifully crafted glassware, sheets of white paper as thin as cicada's wings. Crushed into slag, I don't know what kind of grain. There is also charcoal instead of a brush...... There are all kinds of things, and almost the entire council hall is placed.

There are also many hand-picked maids who are giving demonstrations to these bearded uncles and uncles. "......!" A maid lit a match, and Guo Kai next to him was startled. Looking at the orange flames, the old Captain Zuo immediately rushed over, and he definitely didn't look like an old guy who was almost seventy.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this thing is called a match. It is our patented product of Pingliang, this product is non-toxic and has no side effects. Just rub the red head on top of the black scales. You can get the fire you want, this product is safe and environmentally friendly, and has obtained the national ISO 9000 certification. It is the best choice for home travel, killing and cremating corpses. This product has won the Panama International Gold Medal and the Augustine Exposition Silver Award. Not only the price is preferential, but also the implementation of three guarantees! Let you buy worry-free, use with confidence. You see, Yun's Match No. 1 with three six-logo logos! ”

The maid next to her immediately said in surprise: "Wow! It must be expensive if it is so functional! The Lun family only has a small amount of money in their pockets, and they can't afford it! ”

"Dear! You think too much, this product is really good and cheap. Don't be ninety-nine-eight, and don't be eight-eighty-eight. You can take it home for as long as ten cents, and you can snap it or do it. You can't buy it for ten cents, and you can't be fooled for ten cents. Quantities are limited, while stocks last! If you are interested in purchasing, please call...... Let's go, let's go! ”

As soon as Lieutenant Zuo waved his hand, the attendant next to him patted over ten cents. The old fellow did not hesitate to take a box, and with a trembling hand with an excited heart, he took out a match. "......!" With a soft sound, an orange flame burst into flames. How difficult it is to preserve fire on the prairie, there is no firewood on the prairie, and there are no trees. The cow dung which I can dry after being able to burn!

Every time a fire is a difficult journey, the Huns even worship fire as a god. But I didn't expect that the fire could be obtained so easily and cheaply. With this thing, who would use flint fire sickles to those things.

"Buy 10,000 boxes of these things and go back, you can use them on the grassland. Belch...... When I went back, I said, we bought it for 20 wen a box. Captain Zuo told the little grandson beside him.

"Got it, grandpa!" The little grandson was very obedient and answered the grandfather firmly. In my heart, I feel proud and proud of my grandfather's cruelty.

"That turtle bought 10,000 boxes, should we tell him, this thing will be useless after it gets wet. If any idiot wants to dry it over fire, something big will happen. Li Si pouted as he watched Captain Zuo buy 10,000 boxes. Although a box costs only ten cents, there are as many as 100 boxes in a box. Taken together, it's a lot of money. This after-sales service should always keep up. Li Si was a little worried and asked for the opinion of Wusun Jichang!

"My lord Xiangbang, this old guy will definitely be dismantled and sold when he goes back. Moreover, don't worry, if he doesn't double the price, my trick will be in vain. Wusun Ji Chang grinned widely, looking at the non-stop calculations of the accounts.

These buyers originally had no one to buy civilian supplies, but they didn't expect the Yun family to really come up with good things. A disc is engraved with a rat, an ugly cow, a tiger, a rabbit, a dragon, a snake, a sheep, and three pointers are constantly rotating between animals. As soon as the hour comes, the thing will automatically strike, signaling that half an hour has arrived.

Seeing Guo Kai watching, the maid next to him explained cordially: "Dear, are you still bothered by missing the court?" Dear, are you still bothered by not knowing when you are? This product is the result of the extraordinary technology and craftsmanship of Schaffhausen in the country of Rishi, and is carefully crafted by one hundred and eight skilled craftsmen. Not only long-term companionship, but also heirloom style. Once you have it, look no further. Absolute quality of conscience, an excellent example of craftsmanship. Ruishi watches, international famous brand. Exemplify the magnificence, the model of nobility...... Let's go, let's go! ”

Guo Kai was so fooled that his eyes were starry, and he didn't have an accurate score for changing his husband and wife this year. Every morning, I have to get up early for fear of missing the time of the court. It's okay in summer, but when you leave the warm bed in the morning in winter, the taste will make you question your life every minute.

What I didn't say, one word was buying. smashed the pot and sold iron, but I didn't see the old man getting up early every day, and his hair was a lot grayer. My waist was also sore, my legs were also painful, and I went up to the fifth floor in one breath......

"Sir, look at your dandruff a little too much. Please try our products, Head & Shoulders, over the years, not to let dandruff on the shoulders, let her rest assured, more than anything else. Head & Shoulders, you deserve ......! ”

"Oni soaphorn shampoo, original imported from Italy......"

"Hey...... How can you compete for customers? We are good socialist citizens, pay attention to quality. ”

"You pay attention to quality, your whole family pays attention to quality ......! Let's go, let's go! ”

"McDonald's...... McDonald's ......! ”

"Black sesame paste...... Phew! ”

"It's not easy to come out to work, I don't dare to eat meat when I usually eat, thanks to xx yellow stewed chicken, delicious, and affordable, with rice to eat, that's a word, absolute!"

ps: This chapter is purely a spoof, just to make everyone laugh. If you're happy, can you vote for the old dragon? (To be continued.) )