The ugly head of the little pole closed his eyes and was silent. Ask the chisel! "Jing Sheng can see what kind of illness I am

Then he shook his head and groaned, "Hmm." "Treatise on Typhoid Fever" has a cloud: "The body is like an insect, and the sweat is too much and the sun is dead." This is talking about this kind of disease of Brother Tai! You're not a worm, it's a false proof! ”

"What? It's not a worm in my belly, it's a false testimony? ”

Hantou nodded slightly: "Exactly!" ”

The bamboo pole was full of doubts: "You said that the quack doctor prescribed medicine to me twice, but instead of getting better, it worsened, is it wrong?" ”

"My senior brother has excellent medical skills and has cured many incurable diseases." Of course, Han Tou would not speak ill of Yan Miaoshou.

"Then how can I not cure my disease?"

"This

The bamboo pole tilted his head and looked at the head, slightly angry: "However, you said that I don't have a canon in my body but a false evidence, I'm just afraid", hum! ”

"What's wrong?"

"I always feel that I have worms in my stomach, the previous doctor first said that there were no worms, and then said that there were worms, but the words were obviously insincere, and now you say that there are no worms in my body, do you have any accuracy in Wuweitang?"

Han Tou was not angry, and said: "Treat the disease, no doctor can do it in one dose for every patient, how about treating Brother Bang according to my method first?" ”

"What's the idea?"

Han Tou picked up the pen and read while writing: "Tonifying the soup of nourishing qi!" Add more ginseng, stir-fry yellow with wine and shoot it for five points. Thirty tatams in a row! ”

"Stunned! I don't believe it, forget about thirty stickers, take three stickers first, if it's not good, you have to let me see Mr. Du, he is the imperial doctor, they all say that his medical skills are like a god, I believe him! ”

"Done!" He stroked his palms and said, "If we can't cure it, we will definitely let the ancestor take over the treatment, you can let it, small." ”

The next day, the bamboo pole came again and boomed haggard

This time he was neither angry nor shouting. Just sat in the front hall, hugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, the two doctors are useless, my stomach is about to break." This time, I only saw Mr. Du bang, if Mr. Du did not recommend me to be treated, I would know that my disease was incurable. "Take out a hemp rope from your arms, and I will hang myself in your Wuweitang today!"

The night before, Pang Yuqin had already told Du Wenhao about the matter. Du Wenhao estimated that this person would come to bombard today, so he specially sent someone to the Tai Hospital to ask for a half-day off, and gradually waited for him to come.

Wu Cong ran into the back room to report, Du Wenhao stepped out and said, "This brother, I am Du Wenhao." ”

The bamboo pole rubbed the ground and stood up from the chair. Three steps and two steps came to Du Wenhao, looked up and down, left and right, and without saying a word, he knelt down and kowtowed: "Sir, save me!" ”

Du Wenhao hurriedly helped him up and said: I am really embarrassed that the bombardment failed to cure Brother Tai's illness and made you suffer. ”

The bamboo pole had tears in his eyes, and his voice choked up: "Mr. Du, if you don't save me again, my life will be at rest!" ”

Du Wenhao asked him to sit down, personally poured him a cup of tea and said, "Don't worry, I'll show you." Tell me what's going on? From the beginning of the illness, take it slowly, the more detailed the better! ”

The bamboo pole 151 told the story.

Du Wenhao didn't interject and listened quietly, and after listening to him, he nodded: "I'll touch your pulse." ”

After checking the pulse of the bamboo pole and looking at the tongue, Du Wenhao pondered for a moment and said: "You are right, you really have worms in your stomach for this disease!" ”

The bamboo pole slapped the thigh: all the photos! Or Taiyi Du, you are smart! I said that it was the insects that bombarded you, but these two disciples didn't believe it, and said that it was a false evidence! ”

Du Wenhao smiled and said: If the previous doctor is not allowed to distinguish the syndrome, it is illegal to deworm. ”

"If that's the case, please ask my husband to prescribe medicine for me quickly, I'm going to be gnawed to death by the worms in my body."

Du Wenhao said with a smile: "No hurry, no hurry.

When the bamboo pole heard this, he was anxious and said, "Sir, I'm going to die, but you said it's not in a hurry?" ”

Du Wenhao got up and said, "I will prescribe medicine for you." But your patience waits, because this medicine is quite special, I have to do it myself" After saying that, he left Tong

After a while, Du Wenhao came out. He brought the bamboo pole to the door of a hut and said, "This pill must be taken in a room where there is no light." After you take this medicine, you will have a bowel movement shortly after. There's a bedpan in the house, and you're in the house, and I'm going to check on the stool, so call me when you're done, and I'll wait outside the house. ”

After speaking, he opened the door, the room was very dark, Du Wenhao took out a pill from his arms and handed it to him, and then led the door out.

Sure enough, after a while, I heard a popping sound in the house, and then a foul smell came from inside the door. It makes everyone step back and cover their noses.

After a while, the bamboo pole said in the house: "Sir, the house is too smelly, don't come in, I'll take out the bedpan." ”

"It's okay, you open the door."

The door opened a crack, and I saw the bamboo pole covering his nose, blushing and embarrassed.

Du Wenhao didn't mind pushing open the door and walked in to take a look at the bedpan, turned his head to the rod and smiled: If you come to see, what's inside? ”

The bamboo pole shook his head and said, "It's just some foul-smelling filth, why do you want to see it?" ”

Du Wenhao laughed and pointed at the filth and said, "You must be looking at it." ”

The bamboo pole was puzzled, and seeing that Du Wenhao insisted on watching it by himself, he had to cover his nose and probe to look at it, only to see that there were countless small red worms in the filth, wriggling like maggots in the bedpan

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Bamboo pole Daxi: "Ouch, it turns out that the worm has been defeated!" That's great! Doctor Du, you are really a miracle doctor in the world! ”

The bamboo pole went out to the front hall, paid the consultation fee, and thanked Du Wenhao for his kindness

After this, the abdominal pain of the bamboo pole was completely cured.

After the bamboo pole left, Yan Miaoshou and Hantou also entered the black room, and when they saw the bloodworms in the bedpan, they were very surprised and asked suspiciously: "Master, this person really has worms in his stomach?"

Han Tou also said: "Yes, Boom Master, I think he is a false proof, there are no worms in the belly, why did Tong just lay down so many worms?" It's really "the apprentice is ashamed of his lack of skill!"

Du Wenhao laughed: "You don't have to be ashamed. Because you're right, he doesn't have worms in his stomach."

The two of them were shocked and asked, "No worms?" What about bloodworms in the pottypot? Gradually

"You both open the windows, boom, the room is bright, and then take a good look. Look carefully, boom, don't be afraid of the smell

The two of them hurriedly opened the windows of the room, pinched their noses, and poked their heads over to take a closer look. Han Tou hesitated: "It doesn't seem to be an insect, it won't move."

Yan Miaoshou also said: "Yes, it's a bit like a red thread."

"That's right! It's the red line."

The two of them asked in surprise: "Master, what is going on?"

Du Wenhao said: "Just now, when he described what happened in detail, you were afraid of being scolded and hid aside, but you didn't hear it." He told me that some time ago, he was drinking at his father-in-law's and mother-in-law's house, and he was getting drunk with a cool drink. The servant sent him to the guest room to rest. In the middle of the night he woke up thirsty and wanted water. Who knew that those maids and servants were too sleepy. In desperation, he blasted out the door to find water, and there was a stone trough under the eaves of the door to receive rainwater, and the water was clear under the moonlight, and he was extremely thirsty, so he drank a stomach on the stone trough. When the day dawned, he saw that there were many small red insects in the stone trough, and he was frightened. I always felt that I had drunk a lot of bloodworms, and I hurt my stomach and stomach that day, and I felt that the worms were gnawing in my stomach. The more suspicious I became, the more painful I felt

Suddenly: "So he was so suspicious of his heart!"

Yan Miao folded a fan in her hand and said with a smile: "Haha, I didn't expect it to be like this." I knew that he was suspicious, and I could cure this disease by the heart medicine doctor!

Du Wenhao sneered: "You have been cured twice." Why didn't it get cured?

Yan Miaoshou was very ashamed, quickly put away the folding fan, bowed down and said, "The apprentice grandson knows that he is wrong, the apprentice grandson did not listen carefully to his illness description, so Jin did not know the cause. It's really an oversight.

"It's not just a matter of negligence! Bang Jin Du Wenhao stared at the two of them, and said slowly: "A good doctor, first of all, you must be good at asking questions, and you must not only ask and listen!" Not only do you have to listen to the patient's complaints, but you can also think of things that are inconsequential. As long as the patient says something in front of your doctor, it means that he thinks it is related to his illness, and he should listen carefully! What many doctors lack most is listening! Thinking that he was a miracle doctor, Jin felt his pulse, shook his head, and speculated about other people's illnesses, and Jin did not listen carefully to what the patient's symptoms were. If it's not right, it's still a strong word, and you can see a few patients when you see a doctor as a fortune teller and a cup of tea, can you see it accurately? Gradually

Yan Miaoshou and Han Tou bowed down with shame on their faces and said, "Disciple Sun remembers the teachings of the ancestors.

"I'm not teaching you, I'm telling you. The so-called doctor's parents' heart, this sentence is very good, but there are very few doctors who can really do it! Why? It may be possible to do it for the powerful, for the close, for the critically ill, but for the vast number of ordinary patients? It's easy to ignore the situation, always thinking that it's not a serious illness anyway, it's nothing at all, but I don't know that in your opinion, it's not a serious illness, in the eyes of the patient, I'm afraid this disease will be bigger than the sky! The heart of the doctor's parents is to treat the patient as a relative. Just as parents care for their own children. Don't be insensitive, let alone perfunctory."

As a result of these words, the two of them were drenched in cold sweat, bowed down to listen, and nodded frequently.

"That's it! I'm going to the palace to see the girls. I hope this little medical case will enlighten your medical ethics! Bang Jin Du Wenhao waved his hand. entered the back hall with the help of Pang Yuqin and Yingzi. Wearing official uniforms, bang, sitting in an official sedan chair, Jin banged out the door and walked under Yan Miao's hand and Han Toucheng, and he was scared and flickered all the way, and it seemed that he had arrived at the Tai Hospital.

When the net arrived at the Tai Hospital, the porter bent his waist and said, "Master Du, Concubine De Niangniang sent someone to invite you to wait in the flower room to see the patient."

"Concubine De Niangniang?. Du Wenhao had never seen Jin, he looked at the sky and thought about it, the life preferences of the harem concubine, that Jiao's father-in-law told Du Wenhao, this concubine was originally a commoner, Jin went from a royal attendant to today's concubine, a very legendary person. In the past, it was very favored, so that many concubines and mothers in the palace were very jealous, and later, because they were also sick, this made Long Live Lord snub, as the saying goes, Bang Tree is called scattering, in the past, Shengrui Palace can be regarded as a door, if the city is booming, now no one cares.

But this woman should be very beautiful. If it weren't for the three thousand beauties in the harem, where would it be her turn to be a royal attendant to this point, and gradually, many women who entered the palace in the draft will not know what the lord is now.

Du Wenhao asked: "What's wrong with Concubine De?"

"Niangniang is sick, what is the specific illness, Xiaobu people don't know.

Du Wenhao called the door to call the eunuch sent by Concubine De Niangniang, and after asking, the eunuch couldn't say why, so he asked him to lead the way into the palace.

Du Wenhao was going to take Xia Jiu Po, but Xia Jiu Po went out early in the morning and didn't come back yet. I had to carry the medical box alone, and followed the eunuch into the palace and came to the saint of Concubine De Niangniang.

When he arrived at the door, the eunuch said respectfully: "Lord Du, please take a break here, and let us go in and report it." Boom palace maid waits for tea. After a while, the eunuch returned. Introduce Du Wenhao

Behind the gauze tent, a soft couch sits

"Du Nuhao, the son of the Japanese worker, can't see it really, so he bowed down in front of the guard!" Weichen Du Wenhao Dun Chuan Er De Concubine Niang Tong,

"Lord Du has worked hard, please take a seat" Concubine Hongde's soft voice floated into the ears, which was very good.

"Thank you!

"Lord Du. Can you show the sick bomb to the palace through the gauze tent? Gradually

"To tell the truth, if you don't look at the diagnosis and gradually join the ginseng, you can't say that it is very accurate.

"Let's go, let's open the veil." Concubine De said softly.

The palace maid next to her hurriedly stepped forward to help open the gauze tent.

Du Wenhao raised his eyes and saw that Concubine De was about twenty miles away, her face was like a hibiscus, her eyebrows were like willows, her muscles were like clotted fat, her teeth were like rhinoceros, and her hands were like soft wattles. A black hair tied into a high bun. The pearls on the head shine softly. The ruffled collar of a pink silk skirt exposes Bai Zhe's neck, and a string of cherry-sized pearls on his neck shines brightly. It's really autumn waves, enchanting, spring bamboo shoots, slender and charming.

Judging from the appearance, Concubine De should be a plump person, but her waist is very thin, and if she walks, her waist swings must be very special. The waist is not full, and the grip contains enough charm to make most men's hearts beat.

Du Wenhao only glanced at him, and then quickly lowered his head, not daring to look more, so as not to offend.

Concubine De said softly: "Master Du." Isn't Hongu ugly?

Du Wenhao was shocked, he didn't know what Concubine De meant by this, and he didn't know how to answer.

Concubine De smiled again: "You raise your head and let the palace take a good look."

Wow! Is this Concubine De going to face herself? Or is there some conspiracy like the Queen Mother? The so-called once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope. As soon as Du Wenhao heard this kind of ambiguous words, he muttered in his heart, and slowly raised his head, looked at each other, and the two of them seemed to be stunned for a moment.

Concubine De smiled, and the flowers trembled: "Giggles." There are rumors in the palace that a handsome young student came to the Tai Hospital, and it is the judgment of the Tai Hospital. The harem attendant doctor gradually became strange in the palace. The old men of the Tai Hospital should have a thousand years together, where did the handsome little student come from? It must be their little girls who want men to go crazy, and when I see it today, it is really not in vain, giggles

Du Wenhao felt a little burning on his face, and secretly said in his heart, "Boom, is this Concubine De calling herself here just to see if she is a handsome young student?" The handsome little student is not in vain. It's the first time a woman has said that about herself. said that Du Wenhao wanted to take a bronze mirror to see if he was handsome.

Du Wenhao bowed and said: "Niangniang Bang Weichen should give you a look at the disease first."

Concubine De pursed her lips and smiled: "No hurry! Master Du. Do you know that there have been no guests here in this palace for a long time, and gradually this palace has been facing these eunuchs and palace maids all day long. It's hard to get stuffy, it's rare to have such a handsome little student as you today, no wonder the magpie is chirping on the branches early in the morning, boom, the palace has ordered to prepare a wine banquet in the back garden, please accompany the palace to drink a few glasses of wine, and then give the palace a look after the banquet. How is it?

Du Wenhao was taken aback, the emperor's woman wanted to drink with her? She can't be crazy about men, right? Or did you really fall in love with your little white face? Wow, by bombarding the emperor's woman to drink, this errand is not good, if the emperor hears the boom non-vinegar jar overturned or pushed away, it is wonderful, and he said: "This" Weichen thank Niangniang for her kindness, but Weichen "has to go to the queen mother to see the sick, and can only live up to the kindness of the mother."

Concubine De sighed faintly: "Oh, so boom! It's no wonder that the Queen Mother is extremely noble, and I am just a lonely woman who has lived in the cold palace for several years and has not been blessed to see the emperor, who will take me in the eyes of this worm! , Jin raised his sleeves to hide his face, sobbed in a low voice, and waved his other hand, "You go."

Du Wenhao listened to her desolate voice, and remembered what Gonggong Jiao said, Concubine De fell out of favor, and she didn't see the emperor's face for several years, not to mention being favored by Linxing, Bang is equivalent to being a widow for several years, and the three thousand beauties in the harem are too busy to be a groom every night, but I am afraid that I will forget this Concubine De for a long time. Listening to what she said, I couldn't help but feel soft in my heart, why don't you just have a glass of wine in the back garden, and don't you hide in the boudoir and circle the forks, afraid of a fart! Go!

Du Wenhao immediately bowed down and said: "Niangniang cares about Weichen so much, the so-called respectfulness is better than obeying the fate of Weichen and accompanying Niangniang to have a few drinks."

"Really? , Concubine Jin De put down the sleeves of her robe and her tearful phoenix eyes flashed with joy, "What about the Queen Mother?"

"Well, the queen mother's illness is not an emergency, Jin is not in a hurry, at this time and a half, it is not too late to go after drinking wine and seeing a doctor for Niangniang.

"Alright, let's go!

Du Wenhao followed Concubine De Niangniang and a group of palace maids and eunuchs out of the dormitory, through the pavilions and pavilions, the nine-song corridor, and came to the garden.

There are flowers, water, delicacies, and breeze. With a beauty to accompany him, although Du Wenhao made up his mind to accompany Concubine De to have a glass of wine, after all, this is the emperor's woman, and if she doesn't make a good deal, she is going to lose her head, and he is not free outside, and he is not in much mood to enjoy the beautiful scenery, lest he say the wrong thing and offend this beauty who has been snubbed by the Lord of Long Live for a long time.

Women are afraid of being left out in the cold, and some are just lonely hearts, so don't mess with such a woman, because she will kill people at any time. See the Buddha kill the Buddha.